The Detectives

Robert Powell

Dave Briggs

Jasper Carrott

Bob Louis

George Sewell

Superintendent Cottam

Frank Windsor

Chief Superintendent

Tony Selby

Sgt. 'Nozzer' Richardson

Mark Steel

Pike / Second copper

Dicken Ashworth

Derek / Landlord

Jason Hall

Policeman in Briefing / Ronnie

Anthony Valentine

Chaffeur / Grey Wolf

Kristy Bruce

Olivia

Max Digby

D.C. Hopkins / Hopkins

Simon Slater

D.C. Quirke / D.I. Simpson

Gracy Goldman

Fiona

Lee Cornes

Doctor Pete

Jimmy Tarbuck

McKenna

John Nettles

Jim Bergerac

Philip Glenister

Uniformed Officer

Christopher Villiers

Dr Phipps

Eamonn Walker

D.I. Tyler

Nick Brimble

Jan

Ron Cook

Blind Billy

Adam Godley

D.C. Dominic Boyle

Jerry Hall

Jerry Palmer

Amanda Mealing

Emily Ford

Jon Cartwright

The Earl of Lisson

Adam Maxwell

Police Officer

Noel Coleman

The Butler

Laura Beckford

Receptionist

Candida Rundle

Chambermaid

Peter Geeves

Chef

Nick Ball

Barman

Rupert Bates

Mr Smith

Paul Williamson

Sir Lionel Case

Michael Melia

Brian

Eileen Way

Old Lady

Norman Lumsden

Old Man

Stuart Fox

Plain Clothes Officer

Nick Maloney

Psychiatrist

John Motson

Football Commentator (voice)

Michael Godley

Club Steward

Tony Jacklin

Himself

Don Gallagher

Sergeant Williams

Nosher Powell

McKenna Employee 1

Eddie Webber

Bank Robber

Marcus Eyre

McKenna Employee 2

Peter Jeffrey

Derek

Anthony Stewart Head

Simon

Ruth Hudson

Jane

Clive Darby

Assistant Director

Caroline O'Neill

Production Assistant

Alan Bodenham

Big Bird

Sion Tudor Owen

Terry

Jimmy Batten

Gangster

Harold Innocent

Viking

Michael Simkins

Doctor

Noel Edmonds

Himself

Nigel Davenport

Sir Arthur Andrews

Raad Rawi

Sultan of Benaris

John Dair

Masseur

Doug Fisher

Cabbie

Terence Alexander

Charlie Hungerford

James Ottaway

Old Gentleman

John Warnaby

Vet

Larry Martyn

Stable Hand

Lee Whitlock

Young Stablehand

Barry Cryer

Detective Simpson

Leon Herbert

Polish Joe

Leslie Grantham

Danny Kane

Andy Lucas

Greek Gangster

Alex Knight

Scottish Gangster

Dave Atkins

Ronnie

Georgina Hale

Irene Mazola

Lucy Davis

Young girl 1

Jeremy Fowlds

Young man 1

Jennifer Gibson

Young girl 2

Roger James Sewell

Young man 2

Jack Burns

Bouncer

Phil Atkinson

Egghead Evans

Chris Beaumont

Kenny

Henry Naylor

Police Driver

Andy Parsons

Armed Officer

Pete Pastore

Briefing Sgt

Gwen Taylor

Annie

Christopher Ellison

Lomax

Don Henderson

Brother Ryan

Ben Lobb

Copper 2

David J. Nicholls

P.C. Terry

Michael Redfern

Copper

Linda Regan

Barmaid

Shend

Tall Murderer

Fairmang Singhateh

Copper 3

Andrew Barclay

Jimmy

Robert Bathurst

Thomas

Nicholas Colicos

Masseur

Daniel Flynn

Peter Burlington

Geoff Lawson

'Bodger' Riley

Rula Lenska

Duchess

Roland Oliver

Harry The Editor

Tony Soper

Badger Watch Commentator

James Ellis

Customs Officer

Glyn Grimstead

Lorry Driver

Richard Huw

Waiter

Paul Kynman

Ruud

Herbert Lom

Van der Dyck

Ralph Van Dijk

Dutch Sergeant

Maya Woolfe

Secretary

Gabe Cronnelly

Sparring Partner

Brian Croucher

Harry Laws

Gary Delaney

Skipping Boxer

Tim Healy

Ronnie Goodall

Eric Mason

Shorty

Gary Mason

Spitting Boxer

Nicholas Monu

Danny Hendry

Stan Nelson

Rioter

Kate Rhodes James

Laws' Secretary

Leonard Trusty

Barry 'The Bull' Kincade

Gareth Hunt

Mr. Sharpe

Louisa Rix

Mrs. Sharpe

Roy Smiles

P.C. 'Trev' Hamilton

Julie T. Wallace

W.P.C Sandy Taylor

Leo Dolan

Frightened Man

John Melainey

Restaurant Manager

Madeleine Newton

1st Blind Date Woman

Holly De Jong

2nd Blind Date Woman

Tricia George

Blonde Woman

Diane Keen

Mary

Francis Matthews

Duke of Connemara

Michael Troughton

Maquess of Tipperary

Richard Syms

Janitor

Gary Beadle

Uniformed Constable

Alan David

Seargent

Cal McCrystal

Flash Gordon

Geoffrey Chater

Sutton Frobisher

John Quentin

Brian Kent

Ben Lemel

Performance Artist

James Sinclair Wallace

Haydn Smailes

Vernon Nurse

Hughie

Amanda Richardson

Barmaid

Stephen Aintree

Walter

Kevork Malikyan

Josef Esterhazy

Ron Li-Paz

James Mitchell

Eric Nordell

Defence Laywer

Alan Beckworth

Derek

Chrissie Richards

Sarah Reid

Arthur Whybrow

Old Man in flats

Yvonne Edgell

Woman in flats

Stewart Harwood

Big Bloke

David Vine

Skating Commentator

Richard O'Brien

Dr. Phibes

Mike Reid

Ronnie Richardson

Nora Taylor

Ronnie's Woman

Fiona Gillies

Jennie Richardson

Samantha Golt

Waitress

Jonathan Deverell

Uniformed Officer

Christian Santos

Jet Ski Owner

Anthony Hamblin

Young Super

Jamie Leyser

Young Ronnie

Bill Oddie

Professor Rose

Roger Walker

Barman

Pat Roach

P.C. Drake

George Malpas

Bumpkin

Russell Hunter

Spanner

Anthony Lewis

First Boy

Steve Speirs

Bruce

Ken Kitson

Farmer

Dean Harris

First Policeman

Kemal Sylvester

Second Policeman

Toni Galacki

Second Boy

Colin Spaull

Train Guard

Jeremy Sinden

Doctor

Bryan Pringle

Fatha

Paul Chapman

William the Conqueror

Hugh Dennis

Seth

Ken Jones

King Harold

Eve Bland

Joanne

Matthew Ashforde

Norman Lute Player

David Hatton

Hotspur

Derek Fowlds

Derek Alsopp

Sarah Crowden

Head Teacher

Rebecca Root

Vet

Julie Etchingham

Newsround Presenter

Jessica Fox

1st Schoolgirl

Sarah Harris

2nd Schoolgirl

Cathy Sara

Camilla

Stephen Churchett

Mr. Hawthorne

Jessica Marshall-Gardiner

Tatiana

Jo Grant

Jo Grant

Tamzie Duarte-Agyeman

Claire

Suzi Pollock

Sarah

Paul Bigley

Clown

Ann Mitchell

Superintendent Simmons

Pamela Cundell

Granny-o-gram

Anthony Jackson

First copper

Jeremy Turner-Welch

Third copper

Faith Flint

Amanda

Edward Highmore

Doctor

Tony Mathews

Commander Boyle

Jonty Stephens

D.C. Randall

John Bardon

Billy

Richard Karlsson

Policeman at Court

Allison Dean

W.P.C.

Chris Armstrong

Security Guard

Sandy Hendrickse

Emily Cottam

Midge Taylor

Landlord

Rupert Holliday-Evans

Skunk

Jamie Foreman

Billy

Tony Pritchard

Tony

Jason Griffiths

Edwards

Angus Kennedy

Paramedic

Joanne Good

Sister Watts

Martyn Whitby

Gilroy

James Curran

Surgeon

Tania Levey

Nurse Smith

Anna Wing

Old Lady

Rhashan Stone

Dr Monk

Olivia Nash

Olivia

Peter Lovstrom

Haydn Hunter

Angela Curran

Dinner Lady

Gwenan Edwards

TV Reporter

Martin Sadler

Tom

Tat Whalley

T-Leaf

Stephen Marcus

Fat Reg

Tim Stern

Charlie

Dean Gatiss

Shop Assistant

Lyndam Gregory

Tony

Martin Beaumont

Antiques Customer

Brenda Cowling

Bride's Grandmother

Claudette Barnard

Bride's Mother

Jacey Sallés

Bride

Derek Martin

Groom's Father

Ken McKay

Photographer

Tony Sloman

Guest At Bar

Walter van Dyk

Master Of Ceremonies

Francesca Longrigg

Helen

Catherine Carter

Waitress

Malcolm McFee

Roberts

Larry Dann

Hawkeye

Andrew Lancel

Bryant

David Barber

Big Saxon / Barman

Paula Hamilton

Miss Red Button

John Duval

Executive at Bank

Sean Patterson

Police Officer

Oliver Young

Uniformed Officer

James E. Kerr

Russ Skinner

Darren Ruston

Guest At Table

Lawrence Mullin

Building Society Manager

John Kirk

Groom