Filthy, Rich and Catflap

Nigel Planer

Ralph Filthy

Rik Mayall

Richard Rich

Adrian Edmondson

Edward Catflap

Michael Redfern

Policeman / Prison Officer

Barbara Windsor

Mum

Rupert Bates

Milkman

Arthur Smith

Milkman

Lee Cornes

Dustman

Johanna Hargreaves

Cindy

Ceri Jackson

Nurse

Steve Kelly

Taxi Driver

Helen Lederer

Doctor

Nick Maloney

Policeman

Anne Nolan

herself

Chris Barrie

The Director

Bernadette Nolan

himself

Alec Bregonzi

Waiter

Coleen Nolan

herself

Alice Douglas

Girl

Linda Nolan

herself

Harry Enfield

Julian

Hilda Fenemore

Charlady

Stephen Fry

P'Farty

Gareth Hale

Ivor Whopper

Hugh Laurie

N'Bend

Ann Queensberry

Director's Assistant

Lyn Rees

Art Bidder

David Baddiel

Art Bidder

Herbert Norville

Extra Extra

Laura Allen

Panellist

Rupert Farley

Panellist

Steve Ismay

Panellist

Glen McLaughlin

Panellist

Cheryl Taylor

Panellist

John Dair

BBC barman

Ben Elton

Art Exhibition Guest

Damaris Hayman

The Lady

Polly Highton

Checkout girl

Ken Parry

Spurty

Patsy Smart

Old Woman

Jools Holland

Strip Show Pianist

Gilson Lavis

Strip Show Drummer

Frank Jakeman

Doorman

Mel Smith

Jumbo Whiffy

Suzy Aitchison

Jill

Lynda Bellingham

Ms Tomkins

Perry Benson

Freddy Gorgeous

Brian Croucher

Landlord

David Lloyd

Rocky

Norman Pace

Eggy Guffer

Ron Pember

Shopkeeper

Mak Wilson

Milkman

Anne Diamond

herself

Andy de la Tour

Club Boss

Spencer Collins

Man in Club

Denise Ryland

Woman in Club

Midge Ure

himself

John Bird

Dingo Wucker

John Wells

Judge

Gareth Milne

Bill the Editor

Robert Dougall

Newsreader