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I don't know, that looks pretty high up.

2
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Yeah. I think it'd be
better to start lower.

3
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Dude, I really don't think
it's smart, Cartman.

4
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This is gonna be totally cool, you guys.

5
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It's not gonna work;
just come down from there.

6
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...Geez, this looks a
lot higher from up here.

7
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What's going on?

8
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Cartman thinks he can
fly off of his roof.

9
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Do it! Do it!

10
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I'm gonna.

11
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I wouldn't if I were you.

12
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Those wings don't look very strong.

13
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Don't listen to 'em, Cartman! I'm sure it'll
work. Go for it. Yaaay Cartman! Fly fly fly!

14
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Ok, here we go.

15
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Since the days of Copernicus,
man has dreamed of flight.

16
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On this historic day, let us go on to-

17
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Awww, go on and do it already!

18
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Hold on, I'm givin' my speech!

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On this historic day, we remember the
Wright Brothers: Orville and Redenbacher,

20
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whose dreams and visions
inspired generations.

21
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He's not gonna do it.

22
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And now, again, one man's vision
ushers in a new era of aerial travel,

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proving the power of
imagination and intellect.

24
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The magic... of flight!

25
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Oh my God! Eric!

26
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Eric, Mommy's here. Sweetie?

27
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Oh what's wrong with him?

28
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I'm afraid that your son
is... incredibly stupid.

29
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He thought he could fly
with cardboard wings.

30
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The stupidity is so severe that it caused a
fall, which has... put him into a deep coma.

31
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Coma... My God, for- for how long?

32
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There's no telling.
He may never recover.

33
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We'll just have to wait. And see.

34
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Seasons change, time passes by.

35
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As the weeks become the
months become the years.

36
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Eugh...

37
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Oh my... Doctor!

38
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He's awake!

39
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Wheh? Where am I?

40
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Oh, you've finally come
back! It's a miracle!

41
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You're at the hospital, Eric. You've...
been in a coma for some time.

42
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Coma... How long?

43
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It's been two days. Nurse,
you can remove his face-warmer now.

44
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Yse, Doctor.

45
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Now, Eric, you've suffered
massive head traume.

46
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Your road to recovery
will be long and arduous.

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At least another two days.

48
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Seasons change, time passes by.

49
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As the weeks become the
months become the years.

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You're doing so much better, muffin.

51
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Why the hell do I have to share my room
with other patients? This is bullcrap!

52
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Oh, you're sounding just
like your old self again.

53
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I'm sorry, detectives,
there was nothing we could do.

54
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Damnit! Another murder victim!

55
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For three years the Left-Hand killer has
been at large and I've exhausted every lead!

56
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Maybe... I just don't have what
it takes to be a cop anymore.

57
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We'd better get back
to the station, sir.

58
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Good, because you assholes have
kept me up for three hours!

59
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All right, let's go, Murphy. Hang on a
second, where are, where are my car keys?

60
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Probably in your front pocket, dumbass!

61
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Doctor, didn't you say that
kid suffereed head trauma?

62
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Yes, it was pretty severe.

63
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What is it, Lou?

64
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I've... heard cases where people suffering
head trauma awaken to some psychic abilities.

65
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Aw, come on, sir.

66
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I know it's ridiculous, but I'm gonna
explore every possibility I can.

67
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Hello, young man, could we
have a quick word with you?

68
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Not now! The nurse is gonna walk
in any minute with my lunch.

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Twelve-thirty, Eric. Lunch time.

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Young man, how did you know the
nurse was gonna walk in just now?

71
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I don't know, I just knew it.

72
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Aww man, this smells
like meatloaf. Again?!

73
00:04:03,071 --> 00:04:04,571
Yep, meatload again.

74
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Jesus, how did he...?

75
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Little boy...

76
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Well it's a snowball's
chance in hell but...

77
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we were wondering if you could
come down and see if your...

78
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new powers could help
us catch the killer.

79
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His new... powers?

80
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All right, make sure you get pictures
of everything in this crime scene.

81
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Who's the kid?

82
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He's supposed to be
some kind of psychic.

83
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Aw Christ.

84
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This is... where the body was found.

85
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Multiple stab wounds,
just like all the others.

86
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How come the outline
is missing its hand?

87
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The killer always cuts off the left hand
of his victim, and keeps it as a trophy.

88
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Stand back, give him room!

89
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Come on, kid, concentrate!
What do you see in your mind?

90
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Ice cream. Covered with...
chocolate sprinkles...

91
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Double-Stuff Oreos...

92
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He... He's taking the top of one and...

93
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...and he puts it together
to make Quadruple-Stuffs!

94
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I see... ice cream, and
sprinkles, and Quadruple-Stuffs!

95
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Jesus Christ!

96
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Sir?

97
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Tom Johannsen, the owner
of the ice cream shop!

98
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Yes? Oh, hello, detectives.

99
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Mr. Johansen, could we have
a quick word with you?

100
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Wuhsure, come on in.

101
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I'm afraid the house is a little
bit of a disaster area since I have

102
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Get him!

103
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Code 6! Code 6!

104
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Use the taser! Use the taser!

105
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Do it again!

106
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He put up a hell of a
fight, but we got him!

107
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Why? Why??

108
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Congratulations, Eric. You just stopped
the biggest killer in South Park history.

109
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We would give you a reward,

110
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but I guess that knowing the people of
South Park are safe again is reward enough.

111
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Guess again.

112
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All right, here's a hundred dollars.

113
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Wow!

114
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His powers are uncanny.

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Take good care of him, Ms. Cartman.
Make sure he uses his powers for good.

116
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Oh he will. My little poopsiekins
is a very good little boy.

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I'm a psychic and you are worse.
I have super-awesome powers. You don't.

118
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Cartman, what did you do?!

119
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Oh, didn't you hear, Kyle? I used my new
psychic abilities to catch the serial killer.

120
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And I made a hundred bucks!

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Nice old Mr. Johansen runs a candy shop!
He wasn't a killer and you know it!

122
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Then why did I see ice cream and
cookies when I closed my eyes?

123
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Because you're a fucking
fatass, that's why?!

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Do not doubt my powers, Kyle!

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You don't have any powers!

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Don't make me do it, Kyle! I can make
your head explode with a single thoght!

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Wuh be careful, Kyle.

128
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He can't do crap!

129
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Fine, Kyle! You asked for it! Hee-at!

130
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There he is! Hey, Eric!

131
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We've got a little problem.

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What?

133
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While the ice-cream store owner was
in jail, another murder was commited.

134
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This body also had a missing hand and
a bowl of corn flakes next to it!

135
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Which can only mean one thing!

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Ha! You see?!

137
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That a copycat killer is on the loose!

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We need your psychic abilities to
catch this new guy right away!

139
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What?!

140
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We'll pay you up front this time! We've gotta
catch this new guy before he kills again.

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I'm afraid that my powers...
are not for sale...

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And by that I mean they
absolutely are for sale.

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Let's go!

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Tom, I'm standing in a
meadow just outside of town

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where police have discovered the first
victim of the serial copycat killer.

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Child wunderkind Eric Cartman
is now arriving on the scene.

147
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This is fuckin' ridiculous!

148
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Whattaya got, wunderkind?
Are ya seeing anything?

149
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No. Nothing.

150
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Maybe his powers have left him.

151
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Yeah.

152
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Wait a minute.

153
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Fried chicken. It's
tender and it's fresh.

154
00:08:04,540 --> 00:08:07,228
There's maple syrup... Maple
syrup's being put on the chicken.

155
00:08:07,229 --> 00:08:09,165
What the hell is wrong
with these people?!

156
00:08:09,166 --> 00:08:13,861
They're never gonna catch the
serial killer. He's too smart.

157
00:08:13,862 --> 00:08:16,567
Do you want to see my cotton panties?

158
00:08:18,284 --> 00:08:19,915
Hey! What about this guy?!

159
00:08:19,975 --> 00:08:21,484
Quiet! He's havin' a vision!

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It is fried chicken!

161
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Oh my God. It's a fried chicken sundae.

162
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"Junior, what are you doing out?"

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I'm sorry, Mother.

164
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"You come home rigtht now
and have sex with me!"

165
00:08:37,943 --> 00:08:38,878
No, Mommy!

166
00:08:41,619 --> 00:08:43,578
Hey, uh, does anyone
know who that guy is?!

167
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I said quiet, you little brat, or I'll have
you arrested for interfering with the law!

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This is Park County News 4,
with your host, Jim Brown-ish

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The copycat killer of the cut-off-the-left-hand
killer has been arrested.

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Police used the help of Eric Cartman,
a wunderkind psychic detective.

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00:09:02,410 --> 00:09:06,230
At the crime scene, the young psychic
had visions flash before his mind,

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00:09:06,231 --> 00:09:10,132
and the police immiedately arrested
the owner of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

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00:09:10,612 --> 00:09:12,343
The young man's visions
were so astounding

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that other police departments
have sought out his help.

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00:09:17,217 --> 00:09:19,541
If I'm happy and I know it,
clap my hands. *clap* *clap*

176
00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:22,521
If I'm happy and I know it,
clap my hands. *clap* *clap*

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00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:25,764
Eric, sweetie, there's um,
some people here to see you.

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00:09:26,264 --> 00:09:29,895
More people need to make use of my phenomenal
gifts, huh? Ahhh, it's so very tiring.

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00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:34,002
Ah, no, these people claim that they
are the "real" psychic detectives.

180
00:09:37,590 --> 00:09:40,731
So, you are the little boy who's
been taking all our work?!

181
00:09:41,216 --> 00:09:42,934
Oooh, I'll go make some tea.

182
00:09:43,635 --> 00:09:46,824
Kid, we have a problem. You didn't
go through the proper channels

183
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to become a psychic
detective like we all did.

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Yeah!

185
00:09:50,872 --> 00:09:51,830
Proper channels?

186
00:09:51,831 --> 00:09:55,106
You were supposed to fill out the form
on the back of the comic book and pay

187
00:09:55,107 --> 00:09:58,955
the twenty five dollar fee for the degree
from the Psychic Detective School.

188
00:09:59,721 --> 00:10:01,726
I was given my gift
from a tragic accident.

189
00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:03,625
I didn't need to go to
Psychic Detective School.

190
00:10:03,626 --> 00:10:05,690
Well you just can't say
you're a psychic detective,

191
00:10:05,691 --> 00:10:07,454
you have to use the
ad in the comic book!

192
00:10:07,455 --> 00:10:11,521
You must pay the twenty five dollar fee
and give us ten percent of yoru earnings!

193
00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:17,388
Ten percent my balls, get lost!

194
00:10:17,699 --> 00:10:21,465
Very well, then you give
us no choice. Roger?

195
00:10:34,791 --> 00:10:35,960
All right everyone!

196
00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:47,750
Oh, poopsies, what's going on?

197
00:10:48,218 --> 00:10:51,501
Stand back, mother! We're having
a telekinetic battle of minds!

198
00:10:51,630 --> 00:10:52,739
O- o-o-o-o-oh!

199
00:10:53,616 --> 00:10:54,421
Enough!

200
00:10:57,846 --> 00:11:03,383
We are... obviously quite evenly matched. I
guess this will have to be settled in court.

201
00:11:03,787 --> 00:11:04,679
In court?

202
00:11:04,891 --> 00:11:09,218
We brought a class-action lawsuit against
you! We'll see you before the judge tomorrow!

203
00:11:12,765 --> 00:11:13,744
Is it over?

204
00:11:20,202 --> 00:11:21,103
Her name is...

205
00:11:21,104 --> 00:11:24,610
Veronica Crabtree, busdriver
for the elementary school.

206
00:11:24,611 --> 00:11:28,416
She was considered an ancillary character,
one the fans wouldn't miss much.

207
00:11:28,501 --> 00:11:30,013
Jesus Christ! Cause of death?

208
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:34,008
Same MO, sir. Multiple stab wounds,
left hand cut off and missing.

209
00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:38,857
So you're telling me somebody new is now
copying the crimes of the copycat killer?!

210
00:11:39,264 --> 00:11:40,982
Jesus! Where will it end?!

211
00:11:41,764 --> 00:11:43,539
Every time I put a killer behind bars,

212
00:11:43,540 --> 00:11:45,777
another guy just steps
in and takes his place!

213
00:11:45,778 --> 00:11:47,133
What am I doing wrong?!

214
00:11:47,134 --> 00:11:49,668
Excuse me, sir? I think
I know who did this.

215
00:11:49,669 --> 00:11:51,464
We saw this guy at the last crime scene,

216
00:11:51,465 --> 00:11:54,037
and, and you know how serial killers
sometimes return to the scene of the crime?

217
00:11:54,155 --> 00:11:56,514
Well, I followed this guy to his
house, and when he left again,

218
00:11:56,515 --> 00:11:58,930
I collected some fingerprints
and did a blood-sample analysis.

219
00:11:58,931 --> 00:12:00,296
I'm pretty sure he's your man.

220
00:12:00,297 --> 00:12:01,941
How do you know?? Are you psychic??

221
00:12:01,942 --> 00:12:02,427
No.

222
00:12:02,466 --> 00:12:06,532
Look, kid, don't waste my time with your
blood-sampling fingerprinty hocus-pocus!

223
00:12:06,982 --> 00:12:10,613
I have to find this new killer now!
I owe it to that victim over there!

224
00:12:10,794 --> 00:12:12,639
I know she hadn't been
in any recent episodes,

225
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,664
but DAMNIT she deserved
better than this!

226
00:12:14,665 --> 00:12:17,600
Come on, Murph, we've gotta
talk to Eric Cartman again!

227
00:12:18,231 --> 00:12:19,834
Why won't anybody listen to me?!

228
00:12:19,835 --> 00:12:21,182
(Don't take it personally, Kyle)

229
00:12:21,183 --> 00:12:23,616
I AM taking it personally
because Cartman is a retard!

230
00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:26,372
Just because he hit his head and went
into a coma doesn't mean he's a-

231
00:12:26,373 --> 00:12:27,859
Wait, that's it.

232
00:12:27,860 --> 00:12:31,578
If I want people to listen to me,
I just have to be as stupid as Cartman.

233
00:12:32,814 --> 00:12:34,727
Dude, I really don't
think that's a good idea!

234
00:12:34,728 --> 00:12:36,079
There has to be another way!

235
00:12:36,754 --> 00:12:38,783
Be sure to take me to the same hospital!

236
00:12:38,784 --> 00:12:42,416
Now Kyle, don't fly too close to
the sun, or it'll burn your wings,

237
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an- and you'll crash into the ocean.

238
00:12:45,204 --> 00:12:46,531
Butters, Goddamnit.

239
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,090
All right, here we go.

240
00:12:48,232 --> 00:12:50,533
Since the days of Copernicus,
man has dreamed of flight.

241
00:12:50,534 --> 00:12:52,948
On this historic day
we rerme- aw screw it!

242
00:12:57,141 --> 00:12:58,424
Call an ambulance.

243
00:12:59,496 --> 00:13:02,926
Multiple arrests were made today
for the murder of Hillary Neals.

244
00:13:02,927 --> 00:13:05,514
Police raided the South
Park Motel 6 at 4 a.m.,

245
00:13:05,830 --> 00:13:08,287
where seven psychic
detectives were staying.

246
00:13:20,001 --> 00:13:24,747
The psychic detectives' horrible crime was
found out by psychic detective Eric Cartman,

247
00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:29,604
who is now the only psychic not behind
bars. What an amazing coincidence.

248
00:13:30,306 --> 00:13:31,212
Cool.

249
00:13:32,584 --> 00:13:34,780
Ah, Kyle is at the door. Come in, Kyle!

250
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:41,759
Who are you?

251
00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:45,042
You, you give everyone
else credit for my work,

252
00:13:45,043 --> 00:13:47,152
because you fail to see my greatness.

253
00:13:48,971 --> 00:13:50,101
Ok. Sweet.

254
00:13:51,171 --> 00:13:54,797
Because of you, nobody knows
the extent of my deeds.

255
00:13:56,095 --> 00:13:58,707
Oh yeah. Awesome.
Hold on, just a second.

256
00:13:59,336 --> 00:14:02,228
Mom, there's some homeless
guy here. Make him go away.

257
00:14:09,940 --> 00:14:11,614
Hey. Hey, what's goin' on??

258
00:14:11,878 --> 00:14:14,074
You are obviously a big fan of my work.

259
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,261
I don't even know you dude!

260
00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:21,293
But I am the serial killer! The one whose
rightful place in history you have smirched!

261
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:22,786
Oh Jesus.

262
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:26,452
And now you will have a place of
honor, as my nineteenth victim.

263
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:30,191
No! No, you don't wanna kill me.
Please, I'll give you anything you want!

264
00:14:30,325 --> 00:14:33,537
Before you die, let me show
you the things that I've done,

265
00:14:33,538 --> 00:14:36,197
so you will understand the
breadth of my transformation!

266
00:14:38,183 --> 00:14:40,443
This... is me at the grand canyon.

267
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:46,454
Do you see? This is me at Mount Rushmore

268
00:14:46,938 --> 00:14:47,917
Do you see?

269
00:14:48,006 --> 00:14:48,678
Heheh.

270
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:49,668
Do you see??

271
00:14:49,669 --> 00:14:50,753
Yes yes, I see!

272
00:14:50,754 --> 00:14:52,907
Here I am at the Alamo in San Antonio.

273
00:14:53,082 --> 00:14:55,887
This was just outside of
the gift shop. Do you see??

274
00:15:01,324 --> 00:15:04,706
Damnit! Damnit all to hell!
They just found another body!

275
00:15:04,707 --> 00:15:06,999
That means a fifth copycat
killer is on the loose!

276
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,138
Where's my psychic?!

277
00:15:08,139 --> 00:15:11,880
Sorry, Sarge, the psychic's mom says her
son hasn't been home for a couple of hours.

278
00:15:11,881 --> 00:15:14,130
Sir! Dr. Kels just called
from the hospital!

279
00:15:14,131 --> 00:15:16,294
He says another little boy
just awoke from a coma,

280
00:15:16,295 --> 00:15:18,100
and is having psychic visions!

281
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:19,769
Let's go!

282
00:15:21,322 --> 00:15:24,902
This is the young man here. He was
in a coma for over sixteen hours.

283
00:15:27,942 --> 00:15:30,523
Doctor, could you remove his face
warmer? We'd like to speak with him.

284
00:15:30,524 --> 00:15:31,764
Of course. Nurse?

285
00:15:34,284 --> 00:15:38,219
Young man, the doctor said you've had
some... visions about our newest murder?

286
00:15:39,248 --> 00:15:42,176
I see... a man... with a baseball cap.

287
00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:46,907
He's killing now... Oh! I'm seeing
it all flash before my eyes!

288
00:15:46,908 --> 00:15:48,150
The guy's name is Michael Deets,

289
00:15:48,151 --> 00:15:51,605
and he lives at 621 Castillo Street. He's
usually there between seven and eleven pm.

290
00:15:52,269 --> 00:15:53,695
What do you think, Mitch?

291
00:15:53,696 --> 00:15:56,298
I don't know. How do we know
this kid is really psychic?

292
00:15:56,299 --> 00:15:59,193
I mean, this boy is
certainly no Eric Cartman.

293
00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:02,531
All right, we'll check
this Deets guy out.

294
00:16:02,532 --> 00:16:04,993
But let's use that one
thing that we never use.

295
00:16:04,994 --> 00:16:05,630
...Sir?

296
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:09,259
You know, what's that one thing that
starts with an R that we never use?

297
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:09,896
...Restraint?

298
00:16:09,897 --> 00:16:13,789
Yeah yeah, restraint. We'll check this
guy out, but let's use some restraint.

299
00:16:14,345 --> 00:16:18,702
Look! Look at the things I've done!
Here I am at Yellowstone National Park!

300
00:16:18,772 --> 00:16:22,606
Do you see?! Here are pictures of my
trip to Cheyenne for Frontier Days.

301
00:16:22,622 --> 00:16:23,432
Do you see?!

302
00:16:23,433 --> 00:16:26,404
Oh my God! I'm so bored!
Somebody help me!

303
00:16:33,237 --> 00:16:35,463
Good evening, sir. We're
Park County detectives.

304
00:16:35,464 --> 00:16:38,271
We were just wondering if we could
take a quick look around your house,

305
00:16:38,272 --> 00:16:39,251
Misterrr...

306
00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:40,601
God.

307
00:16:41,258 --> 00:16:45,324
Well Mr. God, it won't take but a second;
it might help us with an investigation.

308
00:16:53,254 --> 00:16:54,834
(Hey! Come over here!)

309
00:16:55,484 --> 00:16:58,960
I see you like cutting the
eyes out of photos of women.

310
00:16:58,961 --> 00:17:00,853
My son is a big fan of that too.

311
00:17:01,892 --> 00:17:03,045
Sarge! In here!

312
00:17:08,355 --> 00:17:12,031
Jesus H... That boy was
right! Arrest that guy!

313
00:17:13,217 --> 00:17:16,647
Whoawhoawaitwaitheywait wait yo!
Oh wait a minute, no ah, I'm wrong.

314
00:17:16,648 --> 00:17:17,322
Sir?

315
00:17:17,468 --> 00:17:21,057
This isn't the guy. The serial killer
always cuts off the victims' left hands.

316
00:17:21,058 --> 00:17:21,819
Right.

317
00:17:21,820 --> 00:17:22,867
Well those aren't left hands.

318
00:17:22,868 --> 00:17:27,440
See, on your left hand, the thumb faces
to the left. Those are all right hands.

319
00:17:27,441 --> 00:17:28,159
Ohhh.

320
00:17:29,311 --> 00:17:30,898
Nope, this isn't our man.

321
00:17:31,014 --> 00:17:33,705
We're sorry, Mr. God. It
appears we've wasted your time.

322
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:36,119
(Hey! Get me out of here!)

323
00:17:37,948 --> 00:17:40,711
Heh, pretty amazing coincidence that
guy had a bunch of hands on his wall.

324
00:17:40,712 --> 00:17:43,043
Heh, no wonder that boy
thought he was a killer.

325
00:17:43,044 --> 00:17:45,719
Yeah... Amazing coincidence...

326
00:17:46,237 --> 00:17:47,129
Heh- sir?

327
00:17:47,177 --> 00:17:50,851
Call it police intuition, but sonethin'
in there just didn't feel right.

328
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:53,973
Wait a minute.

329
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:54,989
Sarge...

330
00:18:02,105 --> 00:18:03,084
What is it?

331
00:18:03,607 --> 00:18:06,194
I'm not sure. I'm gonna
have to run some tests.

332
00:18:46,004 --> 00:18:49,283
Murphy, do you remember what
I was supposed to be doing?

333
00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:52,500
Oh. Uhhh... Oh.

334
00:18:52,819 --> 00:18:55,685
Something about hands, sir?
Uh for the serial killer?

335
00:18:56,014 --> 00:18:57,688
Oh right! The hands! Right!

336
00:19:09,853 --> 00:19:11,861
Oh my God. Murphy!

337
00:19:12,646 --> 00:19:14,451
You're not gonna believe this.

338
00:19:19,655 --> 00:19:21,373
That's it, no more pictures.

339
00:19:22,387 --> 00:19:23,409
Time to die.

340
00:19:23,604 --> 00:19:26,593
No, please! I'm sorry I gave other
people credit for your killings.

341
00:19:26,594 --> 00:19:30,008
It was, it was very wrong for me to lie about
the other psychics and get them arrested.

342
00:19:30,009 --> 00:19:32,162
Your hand will be one with the others.

343
00:19:32,489 --> 00:19:35,263
Please just let me go! Ah I'm gonna
tell everyone I'm not really psychic!

344
00:19:35,264 --> 00:19:37,808
I've learned my lesson!
Please, I don't wanna-

345
00:19:39,301 --> 00:19:42,323
I don't wanna have to use my
psychic mind missile on you!

346
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,566
Hold it right there, killer!

347
00:19:56,588 --> 00:19:58,101
You got here just in time.

348
00:19:58,102 --> 00:20:02,385
He was gonna kill me because he was insanely
jealous of my incredible psychic ability.

349
00:20:03,946 --> 00:20:06,067
Well young man,
you did an amazing thing.

350
00:20:06,068 --> 00:20:09,056
Not only did your psychic visions
help us catch the killer,

351
00:20:09,057 --> 00:20:11,269
but a lot of innocent
people are out of jail.

352
00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:13,085
Yes, thank you very much, Kyle.

353
00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:14,222
Yes, thanks.

354
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,438
You're certainly a better
psychic then Eric.

355
00:20:16,439 --> 00:20:20,548
No, don't you see? Cartman never had psychic
visions. And neither do these people.

356
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,869
The plain simple truth is
that nobody is psychic.

357
00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:26,544
There's a logical explanation for
every psychic story you've ever heard.

358
00:20:26,645 --> 00:20:27,861
Do you think that's true?

359
00:20:27,862 --> 00:20:29,928
It must be true. The kid is psychic.

360
00:20:30,852 --> 00:20:33,045
But I don't suppose it
really matters much.

361
00:20:33,046 --> 00:20:35,434
Because in the end, the way I
caught the killer was with...

362
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:38,066
good old-fashioned police
work. Come on, Murphy.

363
00:20:39,215 --> 00:20:43,034
Well young man, I guess that
just leaves one score to settle.

364
00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:44,274
You can't hurt me.

365
00:20:44,275 --> 00:20:45,895
Then let this be our final battle!

366
00:20:51,399 --> 00:20:52,465
Just stop it!

367
00:20:53,599 --> 00:20:55,371
Stoopp iitt!!

368
00:21:00,576 --> 00:21:02,772
There's a logical explanation for that.