1 00:00:06,153 --> 00:00:07,266 You guys know what? 2 00:00:07,267 --> 00:00:10,736 Um, the last thing you dowhen you die, is crap your pants. 3 00:00:11,001 --> 00:00:11,719 What? 4 00:00:11,889 --> 00:00:15,694 Yeah, when you die, your jowels release and crap comes flying out your ass. 5 00:00:17,568 --> 00:00:19,075 That is fucking stupid, Cartman! 6 00:00:19,076 --> 00:00:21,671 Oh yeah?! I'll bet you five bucks that when you die you crap your pants, 7 00:00:21,672 --> 00:00:22,338 asshole! 8 00:00:22,339 --> 00:00:23,926 Hey everybody, it's time! 9 00:00:23,991 --> 00:00:24,926 It's time! 10 00:00:25,124 --> 00:00:28,015 It's time. Oh, it's time? It's happening. It's happening now? Let's go! 11 00:00:28,016 --> 00:00:29,060 It's time for what? 12 00:00:29,061 --> 00:00:31,779 Get down to Metzger's Field! It's about to happen! 13 00:00:34,375 --> 00:00:38,924 People of South Park I am pleased to be with you on this most historic day. 14 00:00:39,598 --> 00:00:41,838 A day you were certainly all remember... 15 00:00:42,281 --> 00:00:47,912 as the day your town... became great. The grand opening of the first South Park... 16 00:00:47,913 --> 00:00:48,909 WALL*MART! 17 00:00:54,365 --> 00:00:56,458 Look at it, honey. It's so big. 18 00:00:57,110 --> 00:00:59,002 It's like we're a real town now. 19 00:01:00,354 --> 00:01:01,521 Whoa, awesome! 20 00:01:01,787 --> 00:01:05,699 Hey! Isn't there where Stark's Pond used to be? Where we used to kayak and fish? 21 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:07,374 Yeah! Now it's a Wall*Mart! 22 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,376 I know that with the opening of the South Park branch of Wall*Mart, 23 00:01:11,377 --> 00:01:16,304 you will all see your town completely change... 24 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:20,291 Now, shop friends. Shop! 25 00:01:27,956 --> 00:01:29,532 It's beautiful! 26 00:01:30,822 --> 00:01:35,009 Welcome to Wall*Mart. Welcome to Wall*Mart. 27 00:01:35,323 --> 00:01:37,452 Welcome to Wall*Mart. 28 00:01:37,453 --> 00:01:39,103 Sharon, isn't that your father? 29 00:01:39,104 --> 00:01:41,993 Yes. Wall*Mart is the leading employer of seniors. 30 00:01:41,994 --> 00:01:44,102 And they also employ the handicapped. 31 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:46,538 Hello, Mrs. M-marsh. Can I help g... 32 00:01:46,539 --> 00:01:48,944 Can I help you get a sh- shopping cart today? 33 00:01:48,945 --> 00:01:50,663 Why yes I'd love one, Jimmy. 34 00:02:00,068 --> 00:02:03,311 My God. Look at all these incedible bargains. 35 00:02:03,923 --> 00:02:08,379 Dude, check it out! Time Cop on DVD. Three copies for eighteen bucks! 36 00:02:08,751 --> 00:02:10,968 Why the hell would you want three copies of the same movie? 37 00:02:10,969 --> 00:02:14,767 Because one copy is nine ninety-eight! But this way you save like twenty bucks! 38 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,616 You only need one copy, artard! 39 00:02:16,675 --> 00:02:19,893 Ok, fine, dumbass, YOU go ahead and buy one copy for nine ninety-eight! 40 00:02:19,894 --> 00:02:21,134 Ok, fine, I will! 41 00:02:22,094 --> 00:02:25,203 Huh, wait a minute! I don't even want ONE copy of Time Cop! 42 00:02:25,239 --> 00:02:27,044 Dude, you can't shop for crap. 43 00:02:29,213 --> 00:02:31,061 I can't believe these bargains. 44 00:02:32,388 --> 00:02:34,780 Fools. Ignorant fools. 45 00:02:39,889 --> 00:02:42,258 Just look at the Marsh family, huh? 46 00:02:42,259 --> 00:02:45,096 Brand-new television, new plastic dishware and cups, 47 00:02:45,097 --> 00:02:48,076 and enough bulk-buy ramen to last us a thousand winters. 48 00:02:49,427 --> 00:02:51,673 Dad, how come Wall*Mart is able to sell everything so cheap? 49 00:02:51,674 --> 00:02:53,483 It's simple economics, son. 50 00:02:53,484 --> 00:02:57,028 I don't understand it at all, but, God I love it. 51 00:03:03,113 --> 00:03:05,266 six nienty-nine, fifteen dollars, etc. 52 00:03:08,343 --> 00:03:09,061 AAAH! 53 00:03:24,257 --> 00:03:25,192 Yeaaah... 54 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:28,029 Randy, what are you doing? 55 00:03:28,030 --> 00:03:29,052 Anu-nothing! 56 00:03:29,724 --> 00:03:32,474 I'ma I'ma, I'm just gonna head down to the Wall*Mart real quick. 57 00:03:32,475 --> 00:03:33,869 It's almost midnight. 58 00:03:33,870 --> 00:03:37,196 Yeah, think about it. If I go there now, there won't be anybody else there. 59 00:03:37,197 --> 00:03:39,132 I can all the bargains to myself! 60 00:03:43,338 --> 00:03:45,163 Thanks for coming to Wall*Mart. 61 00:03:45,164 --> 00:03:48,577 All are welcome. All are welcome! 62 00:03:53,345 --> 00:03:54,942 Excuse me! Hello! 63 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,451 Can somebody tell my why we're going to Jim's Drugs to buy Voltar cards 64 00:03:57,452 --> 00:03:59,400 when Wall*Mart has them for three bucks cheaper? 65 00:03:59,401 --> 00:04:00,867 Dude, I can't deal with Wall*Mart right now. 66 00:04:00,868 --> 00:04:03,629 My parents had me there for three hours last night. 67 00:04:04,736 --> 00:04:07,522 Oh, sorry boys. I'm going out of business. 68 00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:09,006 Why, Mr. Farkle? 69 00:04:09,007 --> 00:04:11,377 I can't compete with Wall*Mart's low prices. 70 00:04:11,378 --> 00:04:14,792 Everyone is shopping there now, and... well, I can make ends meet. 71 00:04:17,362 --> 00:04:20,689 I've got to sell the store and try to find another line of work. 72 00:04:22,713 --> 00:04:23,881 Cartman, stop it! 73 00:04:23,882 --> 00:04:26,279 What? I just felt like playing a little violin, Kyle. 74 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:30,302 I appreciate your business, boys, but you'll have to try somewhere else in town. 75 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:34,732 See? That sucks, dude! 76 00:04:35,125 --> 00:04:36,886 That's called progress, Kyle. 77 00:04:36,967 --> 00:04:39,699 Yeah, but what about all the people getting laid off from the grocery stores? 78 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:41,200 And what about all the- 79 00:04:46,866 --> 00:04:50,540 Whatever. I can go get another one at Wall*Mart. It was only five bucks. 80 00:04:52,224 --> 00:04:55,594 Come on, let's go to Main Street and support one of those stores. 81 00:04:56,934 --> 00:04:58,043 What the hell? 82 00:05:12,868 --> 00:05:13,716 Butters? 83 00:05:16,038 --> 00:05:18,248 Butters? Uh what the hell are you doing? 84 00:05:18,249 --> 00:05:21,445 Wull ah I'm just playin' Monster. It's kinda spooky out here. 85 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:29,951 Dude, we gotta show our parents what Wall*Mart is doing to our town. 86 00:05:32,663 --> 00:05:33,337 Dad? 87 00:05:34,153 --> 00:05:35,697 Jesus Christ, Dad. Dad?? 88 00:05:36,148 --> 00:05:37,170 So-o-o-o-on? 89 00:05:38,933 --> 00:05:40,086 Dad, oh my God! 90 00:05:40,388 --> 00:05:41,149 Son... 91 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:43,067 What? D-dad, are are you dying? 92 00:05:43,068 --> 00:05:46,069 No, I'm just... really really tired. 93 00:05:46,070 --> 00:05:47,924 I... was shopping at Wall*Mart all night. 94 00:05:47,925 --> 00:05:49,114 But you-your face! 95 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:53,261 Checkout line... They had these... little stickers filled with glitter! 96 00:05:53,627 --> 00:05:55,779 They were only ninety nine cents for 15 of them. 97 00:05:55,780 --> 00:05:58,619 I couldn't resist! Do you want one? 98 00:05:59,490 --> 00:06:01,597 Here. It's a little turtle. 99 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:12,594 Come in? 100 00:06:15,112 --> 00:06:16,656 Oh hello, fine shoppers. 101 00:06:16,942 --> 00:06:19,716 Sir, we just had a big town meeting, 102 00:06:19,717 --> 00:06:22,609 and decided we don't want your Wall*Mart here anymore. 103 00:06:24,737 --> 00:06:29,151 We're sorry, but it seems our Main Street is dying and good people are losing their jobs. 104 00:06:29,512 --> 00:06:31,708 We'd all like you... out of South Park. 105 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:38,903 What? What, you think I want to be here? 106 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:40,699 I hate this place. 107 00:06:41,184 --> 00:06:42,945 But it... won't let me leave. 108 00:06:43,558 --> 00:06:45,189 But you run the Wall*Mart. 109 00:06:45,634 --> 00:06:46,690 Oh you're wrong! 110 00:06:46,691 --> 00:06:50,866 Wall*Mart... isn't run by anybody! First it reels you in with its bargains. 111 00:06:51,303 --> 00:06:52,386 Next thing you know you, 112 00:06:52,387 --> 00:06:54,739 you're workingbe at the Wall*Mart because it has all the jobs. 113 00:06:54,740 --> 00:06:57,420 Then you're sitting in a little office, trapped on all sides. 114 00:06:57,421 --> 00:06:58,933 They why don't you just quit?! 115 00:06:58,934 --> 00:07:00,925 Not so loud! It can hear you. 116 00:07:02,365 --> 00:07:03,865 You hate Wall*Mart too? 117 00:07:05,233 --> 00:07:07,389 I didn't say that! I love Wall*Mart! 118 00:07:07,390 --> 00:07:11,543 With all its... fantastic bargains and one stop shopping, who can't love it, right? 119 00:07:12,512 --> 00:07:14,586 Uh, Wa-Wall*Mart takes the hassle out of shopping and, 120 00:07:14,587 --> 00:07:16,696 and makes it both affordable and fun. 121 00:07:18,675 --> 00:07:20,721 Ah- and Wall*Mart really gives back to the community! 122 00:07:20,722 --> 00:07:23,069 Us people are certainly happy to have a store like Wall*Mart, 123 00:07:23,070 --> 00:07:24,005 aren't we? 124 00:07:40,173 --> 00:07:42,873 Hey, wait a minute, I think we just got squirreled. 125 00:07:42,874 --> 00:07:46,635 Yeah. That guy probably thinks he can get us to go away by being so goofy! 126 00:07:54,530 --> 00:07:56,422 Ha! You owe me five bucks, Kyle! 127 00:08:00,907 --> 00:08:02,112 Here we go, everyone. 128 00:08:02,113 --> 00:08:05,777 I got three nice steaks from South Park Grocery. We'll have to share them. 129 00:08:05,778 --> 00:08:09,931 Eh, I remember when we could afford to buy six steaks when we shopped at Wall*Mart. 130 00:08:09,941 --> 00:08:12,232 Yeah, but Dad, the whole town agreed not to shop at Wall*Mart anymore. 131 00:08:12,233 --> 00:08:14,457 I know, I KNOW! GOD!! 132 00:08:14,832 --> 00:08:15,593 BLEHH! 133 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:21,546 Mom, Dad, when people die, do they always crap their- 134 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,913 Oh, you stupid turd! 135 00:08:24,258 --> 00:08:28,208 Oh Jesus, a broken glass! Well, I don't see any choice now! We have to go to Wall*Mart! 136 00:08:28,209 --> 00:08:28,881 We do? 137 00:08:28,882 --> 00:08:31,043 Huh! Where else are we gonna get a new glass at this hour?! 138 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:32,850 Everyone get your shoes on, we're goin' to Wall*Mart! 139 00:08:32,851 --> 00:08:33,963 But Dad, we're not supposed to shop at- 140 00:08:33,964 --> 00:08:37,759 Stan! One family buying one glass isn't gonna make a difference! 141 00:08:45,542 --> 00:08:46,303 Hey... 142 00:08:47,214 --> 00:08:48,516 Gerald, what are you doing?! 143 00:08:48,517 --> 00:08:51,229 We said we weren't going to shop at the Wall*Mart anymore! 144 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:54,518 Well where else was I gonna get a napkin dispenser at nine thirty at night? 145 00:08:54,519 --> 00:08:56,741 Mr. Garrison! Chef! Jimbo! 146 00:08:56,742 --> 00:08:59,654 Now, come on people! What the hell is wrong with you?! 147 00:08:59,655 --> 00:09:01,690 Don't you see what you're all doing?! 148 00:09:01,691 --> 00:09:03,757 Well what are you doing here, Randy? 149 00:09:04,579 --> 00:09:07,819 I came because I wanted to make sure nobody was shopping here. 150 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:08,763 Dad! 151 00:09:09,075 --> 00:09:13,186 Oh all right, em maybe I was gonna buy a glass. One glass! 152 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:15,599 And some chips... 153 00:09:16,434 --> 00:09:17,413 And butter. 154 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:19,810 And some new pliers. 155 00:09:19,904 --> 00:09:24,389 Jesus! Look at us! We all don't like the Wall*Mart, but we can't stop coming here. 156 00:09:24,993 --> 00:09:27,445 It's like some mystical evil force. 157 00:09:27,766 --> 00:09:31,354 Yeah. This place has a power over us we can't resist! 158 00:09:31,355 --> 00:09:35,436 We have to find a way to put the South Park Wall*Mart out of business once and for all! 159 00:09:35,437 --> 00:09:36,887 Let's burn it down! 160 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:40,062 No no no! Let's freeze it! 161 00:09:40,584 --> 00:09:42,998 I think it's best we try to reason with it. 162 00:09:43,393 --> 00:09:47,414 No! All we have to do is not shop at Wall*Mart anymore! If you want it to go away, 163 00:09:47,415 --> 00:09:50,829 all it takes is a little self-control and personal responsibility. 164 00:09:57,815 --> 00:10:02,948 Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya. 165 00:10:03,389 --> 00:10:10,421 Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya. Kumbaya, my Lord... 166 00:10:11,342 --> 00:10:14,465 You butthole, Kyle. You just had to go and ruin everything, didn't you? 167 00:10:14,466 --> 00:10:16,283 It wasn't my idea to burn the Wall*Mart down. 168 00:10:16,284 --> 00:10:19,323 No, but YOU got everyone all worked up! You're jealous of the Wall*Mart. 169 00:10:19,324 --> 00:10:20,450 You always hated it. 170 00:10:20,451 --> 00:10:22,758 Dude, our town is going to be better without the- 171 00:10:22,759 --> 00:10:23,651 What the? 172 00:10:27,302 --> 00:10:28,402 Oh, awesome! 173 00:10:28,974 --> 00:10:31,030 How... How did this happen? 174 00:10:36,938 --> 00:10:39,004 Mom, Dad? Why are you shopping here? 175 00:10:39,434 --> 00:10:42,705 We can't destroy it, son. We have to learn to live with it. 176 00:10:45,046 --> 00:10:46,199 Can I help you? 177 00:10:49,914 --> 00:10:51,130 Dad, what are you doing?! 178 00:10:51,131 --> 00:10:55,414 You get a discount working here. Ten percent. That means the bargains are even better. 179 00:10:55,550 --> 00:10:56,852 Dad, you're a geologist! 180 00:10:56,853 --> 00:11:00,263 I'll make less money, sure, but... as long as I buy everything at Wall-Mart, 181 00:11:00,264 --> 00:11:01,353 it'll all even out. 182 00:11:01,354 --> 00:11:05,056 Don't you see? Wall*Mart isn't our enemy, it's our neighborhood friend. 183 00:11:11,321 --> 00:11:12,925 Hey! Hey! 184 00:11:13,129 --> 00:11:15,060 Who the hell told you to put this thing back up?! 185 00:11:15,061 --> 00:11:17,767 Sorry kid, we've got orders from corporate headquarters. 186 00:11:17,768 --> 00:11:19,521 But nobody wants a Wall*Mart here! 187 00:11:19,522 --> 00:11:21,595 You're gonna have to talk to the higher-ups. 188 00:11:21,596 --> 00:11:22,394 Where are they? 189 00:11:22,395 --> 00:11:27,799 Bentonville, Arkansas. That's where Wall*Mart started, that's where all the bigwigs are. 190 00:11:30,617 --> 00:11:33,267 Looks like we're gonna have to go to Arkansas. Come on, guys. 191 00:11:33,268 --> 00:11:36,318 We're gonna put a stop to Wall*Mart once and for all! 192 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,993 Whoa, Pixie Sticks, twenty-nine cents? 193 00:11:44,046 --> 00:11:46,396 Wall*Mart?... Are you speaking to me? 194 00:11:47,712 --> 00:11:50,039 My friends? ... Trying to hurt you again? 195 00:11:51,129 --> 00:11:53,395 Yes, Wall*Mart. I understand. 196 00:11:57,792 --> 00:12:00,379 Three tickets to Bentonville, Arkansas, please. 197 00:12:00,704 --> 00:12:04,624 Wait guys! Hold on! I wanna go with you and help out. 198 00:12:05,165 --> 00:12:07,607 No way! You wanna go with us so you can betray us at some point 199 00:12:07,608 --> 00:12:09,978 and keep us from destroying the Wall*Mart. 200 00:12:11,411 --> 00:12:12,216 Nuh uh. 201 00:12:12,678 --> 00:12:14,889 Yeah huh! You wanna go with us so that later you go, 202 00:12:14,890 --> 00:12:17,931 "Haha, I was working for Wall*Mart all along" or something. 203 00:12:17,932 --> 00:12:19,085 I AM NOT, Kyle! 204 00:12:19,276 --> 00:12:21,648 Dude, just let him come. The bus is about to leave. 205 00:12:21,649 --> 00:12:23,584 All right, fine. Come on, fatass! 206 00:12:26,161 --> 00:12:29,882 Haha. You fools have no idea that I wuold never let you hurt the Wall*Mart. 207 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:30,945 I heard that! 208 00:12:30,946 --> 00:12:31,746 You heard what? 209 00:12:31,747 --> 00:12:34,338 You said we have no idea that you're never let us hurt Wall*Mart! 210 00:12:34,339 --> 00:12:35,623 That's not what I said! 211 00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:36,489 Dude, come on! 212 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:38,625 He is working for the Wall*Mart to stup us from succeeding! 213 00:12:38,626 --> 00:12:39,996 Dude, we have to go! 214 00:12:41,075 --> 00:12:42,054 God-damnit! 215 00:12:43,378 --> 00:12:45,493 Well hurry up if you're coming, Cartman! 216 00:12:45,494 --> 00:12:47,543 Hehe. You stupid fools have no idea 217 00:12:47,544 --> 00:12:51,218 that I'm actually working for the Wall*Mart to stop you from succeeding! 218 00:12:57,439 --> 00:12:58,798 Goddamn that took a long time. 219 00:12:58,799 --> 00:13:01,339 It would've been faster if Cartman hadn't slashed the tires! 220 00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:04,623 I did not! I wanna close Wall*Mart just as much as you guys do! 221 00:13:09,033 --> 00:13:10,186 Can I help you? 222 00:13:10,477 --> 00:13:13,977 Yeah. We've come to complain. We don't want a Wall*Mart in our town. 223 00:13:14,691 --> 00:13:18,166 Who does? Nobody likes what the Wall*Mart does, 224 00:13:18,167 --> 00:13:20,146 but it keeps... right on doing it. 225 00:13:21,702 --> 00:13:23,624 We want to talk to who's in charge. 226 00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:27,034 In charge? I guess that would be Harvey Brown. 227 00:13:27,035 --> 00:13:28,874 He's the current president of Wall*Mart. 228 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:30,580 One of the original creators. 229 00:13:30,581 --> 00:13:31,560 Where's he? 230 00:13:35,033 --> 00:13:38,243 We... invented the Wall*Mart Super Center in 1987. 231 00:13:39,768 --> 00:13:41,555 The idea was simple: build a store 232 00:13:41,556 --> 00:13:45,404 for one-stop shopping where bulk purchases could keep prices incredibly low. 233 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:49,676 We didn't know what we were doing. In just four years, it was out of control. 234 00:13:50,232 --> 00:13:51,646 So how do we stop it? 235 00:13:52,902 --> 00:13:54,282 You don't stop it. 236 00:13:55,107 --> 00:13:56,237 There has to be a way! 237 00:13:56,238 --> 00:13:58,446 There's nothing! Don't you understand?! 238 00:13:58,447 --> 00:14:00,904 Nothing can stop the Wall*Mart in your town! 239 00:14:02,055 --> 00:14:05,035 Unless... of course, you can find and destroy its heart. 240 00:14:05,604 --> 00:14:06,913 The heart of Wall*Mart? 241 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:09,155 Sir, don't you think you're talking a little too much? 242 00:14:09,156 --> 00:14:13,334 Every Wall*Mart has a heart, somewhere near the television department. 243 00:14:13,476 --> 00:14:16,129 Destroy the heart and you could reverse the entire process! 244 00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:17,616 You speak too much, sir! 245 00:14:17,617 --> 00:14:19,433 Why don't you guys just destroy the heart? 246 00:14:19,434 --> 00:14:21,525 Because the Wall*Mart stops you. 247 00:14:21,526 --> 00:14:24,615 Many have tried, kid. Union leaders, nature activists, 248 00:14:24,616 --> 00:14:28,160 even the best fair-trade lawyers tried to stop the Wall*Mart and now? 249 00:14:28,344 --> 00:14:30,681 They are Wall*Mart shoppers all. 250 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:34,230 All right. Come on you guys, we have to get back home. 251 00:14:34,659 --> 00:14:36,881 It won't work, don't you understand?! 252 00:14:36,882 --> 00:14:39,774 It isn't gonna stop until there's nothing but Wall*Mart left! 253 00:14:39,775 --> 00:14:43,690 Jesus, what did we do?? WHAT DID WE DO?? 254 00:14:44,616 --> 00:14:45,334 Boys! 255 00:14:46,716 --> 00:14:49,291 Tell the world... Im sorry! 256 00:14:49,292 --> 00:14:50,488 No, dude, don't! 257 00:14:58,569 --> 00:15:00,722 That's ten bucks you owe me, dickface! 258 00:15:10,141 --> 00:15:14,097 All right, this is it! If Wall*Mart has a heart, we have to find it and destroy it! 259 00:15:14,098 --> 00:15:16,548 No matter what the Wall*Mart does to try to stop us, 260 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,789 we have to be strong! Let's do it. 261 00:15:19,223 --> 00:15:21,830 I'm afraid not, Kyle! 262 00:15:21,831 --> 00:15:25,415 Wall*Mart is a great store! I could not let you fools ruin its terrific bargains! 263 00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:28,506 You see, I was working for Wall*Mart all along! 264 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,356 I knew you were! 265 00:15:31,474 --> 00:15:32,399 No you didn't. 266 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:35,090 Yes I did! I said from the beginning that you would do this! 267 00:15:35,091 --> 00:15:36,027 No you didn't. 268 00:15:36,028 --> 00:15:36,983 - Yes I did!! - No you didn't. 269 00:15:36,984 --> 00:15:37,811 - Yes I did!! - No you didn't. 270 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,660 - Yes I did!! - No you didn't. 271 00:15:42,921 --> 00:15:44,898 You see, Kyle, it was me who slashed the bu- 272 00:15:44,899 --> 00:15:48,704 slashed the bus tires in Arkansas! I said so! I told you the minute that I- 273 00:15:48,916 --> 00:15:49,964 and I told you that- 274 00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:52,240 I can't hear you! Lalalalalala! 275 00:15:54,147 --> 00:15:57,084 I'm sorry, boys. but if you want to hurt the Wall*Mart, 276 00:15:57,085 --> 00:15:58,846 you'll have to go through me! 277 00:15:59,038 --> 00:16:02,104 We don't have time for this! Kenny, keep him away from us! 278 00:16:02,436 --> 00:16:04,469 Very well, Kenny! Let us battle! 279 00:16:05,586 --> 00:16:07,917 No, Kenny. Kenny! Knock it off. 280 00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:11,481 Welcome to Wall*Mart. 281 00:16:11,644 --> 00:16:12,884 Save it, Grandpa! 282 00:16:13,249 --> 00:16:15,663 We've gotta find the television department. 283 00:16:22,229 --> 00:16:24,643 Boys, these axes are only four ninety-nine. 284 00:16:25,097 --> 00:16:26,991 Dad, we know how to destroy the Wall*Mart. 285 00:16:26,992 --> 00:16:29,014 Shhhhh! What are you talking about? 286 00:16:29,276 --> 00:16:30,550 One of the creators told us. 287 00:16:30,551 --> 00:16:32,402 You have to take your keys over to the television department. 288 00:16:32,403 --> 00:16:35,295 Television department... All right, come on, let's go! 289 00:16:37,335 --> 00:16:38,216 Oh my God! 290 00:16:38,217 --> 00:16:38,758 What?! 291 00:16:38,759 --> 00:16:42,402 Those two-dollar salt-and-pepper shakers! They were three dollars five minutes ago! 292 00:16:42,403 --> 00:16:45,055 The Wall*Mart is lowering its prices trying to stop us! 293 00:16:45,056 --> 00:16:47,730 Come on, we've got to try to make it to the back! 294 00:16:51,072 --> 00:16:53,985 Gaaahh! Don't look! Don't look at its bargains! 295 00:16:59,869 --> 00:17:01,852 I think I see the television department in the back! 296 00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:03,788 Is that the right way, Dad? Dad?? 297 00:17:04,844 --> 00:17:05,509 Dad! 298 00:17:05,510 --> 00:17:07,814 The screwdrivier set is only nine ninety-eight! 299 00:17:07,815 --> 00:17:08,756 Come on, Dad! 300 00:17:08,757 --> 00:17:11,528 I can't make it, boys! You're gonna have to go on without me! 301 00:17:11,529 --> 00:17:12,945 No, dad! We need your keys! 302 00:17:12,946 --> 00:17:16,240 This bargain is too great for me! I'm gonna have to buy these! 303 00:17:16,282 --> 00:17:17,997 Here! Take the keys and go on! 304 00:17:17,998 --> 00:17:20,877 The television department is near the back! Next to the cell phones! 305 00:17:20,878 --> 00:17:23,465 Go! Hurry! I'm gonna go buy these screwdrivers! 306 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,813 There! The television department! 307 00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:33,521 Hello, boys. 308 00:17:33,522 --> 00:17:35,720 Congratulations on getting this far. 309 00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:37,310 Who are you? 310 00:17:37,888 --> 00:17:39,739 I am... Wall*Mart. 311 00:17:41,508 --> 00:17:42,182 You? 312 00:17:42,822 --> 00:17:45,445 I've taken this form in order to talk to you. 313 00:17:45,446 --> 00:17:47,077 But I can take many forms. 314 00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:48,756 Does this suit you better? 315 00:17:50,506 --> 00:17:52,458 Or perhaps you prefer this form? 316 00:17:55,722 --> 00:17:57,827 I can take whichever form I like. 317 00:17:59,731 --> 00:18:02,005 We don't want your store in our town; we come to destroy you. 318 00:18:02,006 --> 00:18:03,102 Where's the heart? 319 00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:06,212 To find the heart of Wall*Mart, one must first ask oneself, 320 00:18:06,321 --> 00:18:08,387 "Who is it that asked the question?" 321 00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:11,007 Me. I'm asking the question. 322 00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:12,595 Ah, yes, but who are you? 323 00:18:12,741 --> 00:18:14,608 Stan Marsh. Now, where's the heart? 324 00:18:14,609 --> 00:18:17,153 Ah. You know the answer, but not the question! 325 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,473 The question is, "Where is the heart?" 326 00:18:21,299 --> 00:18:24,569 Very well. You want to see the heart of Wall*Mart? 327 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:27,525 It lies beyond that plasma-screen television. 328 00:18:33,917 --> 00:18:35,026 It's a mirror. 329 00:18:35,352 --> 00:18:38,720 Yes, don't you see? That is the heart of Wall*Mart. 330 00:18:38,721 --> 00:18:42,228 You, the consumer. I take many forms: 331 00:18:42,229 --> 00:18:44,317 Wall*Mart, Kay*Mart, Target, 332 00:18:44,861 --> 00:18:48,071 but I am one single entity: Desire! 333 00:18:48,430 --> 00:18:51,235 Well, the guy in Arkansas said to destroy the heart. 334 00:18:54,048 --> 00:18:57,088 Gaaah! NO! NO, what have you done?? 335 00:18:58,541 --> 00:19:00,389 Now you shall see my true form! 336 00:19:05,654 --> 00:19:07,870 Now you see me as I truly am! 337 00:19:10,462 --> 00:19:12,362 We'd better get out of here. 338 00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:20,392 Get out! It's gonna blow! 339 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,579 Hey, come on! We've gotta get out! 340 00:19:25,606 --> 00:19:28,193 Too late for me, son! I have to buy this stuff! 341 00:19:29,147 --> 00:19:31,710 The Wall*Mart is exploding! Everybody out now! 342 00:19:57,203 --> 00:19:59,730 Boys, you did it! You killed the Wall*Mart! 343 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:02,940 How did you do it, Kyle? 344 00:20:02,941 --> 00:20:05,609 All Wall*Marts start a self-destruction sequence if you break a mirror in the back. 345 00:20:05,610 --> 00:20:08,937 We know how to destroy it now. Spread the word to all the towns! 346 00:20:12,931 --> 00:20:18,826 Wait. I think I understand the symbolism of the mirror. The Wall*Mart... is us. 347 00:20:19,247 --> 00:20:19,801 Duh. 348 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:23,911 You see boys, if we like our small-town charm more than the big corporate bullies, 349 00:20:24,233 --> 00:20:28,146 we all have to be willing to... pay a little bit more. Do you understand? 350 00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:32,677 Yeah! Let's all go shop at Jim's Drugs down the street! 351 00:20:51,191 --> 00:20:54,976 Oh Lord, Kumbaya. 352 00:20:55,393 --> 00:20:57,210 All right, let's not make that mistake again. 353 00:20:57,211 --> 00:20:59,270 Yeah, lets all shop over at Tru-Value! 354 00:20:59,271 --> 00:21:00,424 Let's go! Yeah!