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You guys know what?

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Um, the last thing you dowhen
you die, is crap your pants.

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What?

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Yeah, when you die, your jowels release
and crap comes flying out your ass.

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That is fucking stupid, Cartman!

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Oh yeah?! I'll bet you five bucks that
when you die you crap your pants,

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asshole!

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Hey everybody, it's time!

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It's time!

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It's time. Oh, it's time? It's
happening. It's happening now? Let's go!

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It's time for what?

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Get down to Metzger's Field!
It's about to happen!

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People of South Park I am pleased to
be with you on this most historic day.

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A day you were certainly all remember...

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as the day your town... became great.
The grand opening of the first South Park...

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WALL*MART!

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Look at it, honey. It's so big.

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It's like we're a real town now.

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Whoa, awesome!

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Hey! Isn't there where Stark's Pond used
to be? Where we used to kayak and fish?

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Yeah! Now it's a Wall*Mart!

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I know that with the opening of the
South Park branch of Wall*Mart,

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you will all see your
town completely change...

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Now, shop friends. Shop!

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It's beautiful!

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Welcome to Wall*Mart.
Welcome to Wall*Mart.

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Welcome to Wall*Mart.

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Sharon, isn't that your father?

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Yes. Wall*Mart is the
leading employer of seniors.

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And they also employ the handicapped.

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Hello, Mrs. M-marsh. Can I help g...

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Can I help you get a sh-
shopping cart today?

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Why yes I'd love one, Jimmy.

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My God. Look at all these
incedible bargains.

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Dude, check it out! Time Cop on DVD.
Three copies for eighteen bucks!

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Why the hell would you want
three copies of the same movie?

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Because one copy is nine ninety-eight!
But this way you save like twenty bucks!

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You only need one copy, artard!

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Ok, fine, dumbass, YOU go ahead and
buy one copy for nine ninety-eight!

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Ok, fine, I will!

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Huh, wait a minute! I don't
even want ONE copy of Time Cop!

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Dude, you can't shop for crap.

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I can't believe these bargains.

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Fools. Ignorant fools.

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Just look at the Marsh family, huh?

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Brand-new television,
new plastic dishware and cups,

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and enough bulk-buy ramen to
last us a thousand winters.

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Dad, how come Wall*Mart is able
to sell everything so cheap?

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It's simple economics, son.

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I don't understand it at all,
but, God I love it.

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six nienty-nine, fifteen dollars, etc.

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AAAH!

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Yeaaah...

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Randy, what are you doing?

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Anu-nothing!

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I'ma I'ma, I'm just gonna head
down to the Wall*Mart real quick.

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It's almost midnight.

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Yeah, think about it. If I go there now,
there won't be anybody else there.

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I can all the bargains to myself!

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Thanks for coming to Wall*Mart.

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All are welcome. All are welcome!

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Excuse me! Hello!

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Can somebody tell my why we're going
to Jim's Drugs to buy Voltar cards

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when Wall*Mart has them
for three bucks cheaper?

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Dude, I can't deal with
Wall*Mart right now.

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My parents had me there for
three hours last night.

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Oh, sorry boys. I'm
going out of business.

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Why, Mr. Farkle?

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I can't compete with
Wall*Mart's low prices.

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Everyone is shopping there now,
and... well, I can make ends meet.

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I've got to sell the store and
try to find another line of work.

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Cartman, stop it!

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What? I just felt like playing
a little violin, Kyle.

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I appreciate your business, boys, but
you'll have to try somewhere else in town.

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See? That sucks, dude!

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That's called progress, Kyle.

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Yeah, but what about all the people
getting laid off from the grocery stores?

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And what about all the-

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Whatever. I can go get another one at
Wall*Mart. It was only five bucks.

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Come on, let's go to Main Street
and support one of those stores.

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What the hell?

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Butters?

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Butters? Uh what the hell are you doing?

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Wull ah I'm just playin' Monster.
It's kinda spooky out here.

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Dude, we gotta show our parents what
Wall*Mart is doing to our town.

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Dad?

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Jesus Christ, Dad. Dad??

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So-o-o-o-on?

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Dad, oh my God!

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Son...

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What? D-dad, are are you dying?

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No, I'm just... really really tired.

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I... was shopping at
Wall*Mart all night.

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But you-your face!

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Checkout line... They had these...
little stickers filled with glitter!

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They were only ninety nine
cents for 15 of them.

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I couldn't resist! Do you want one?

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Here. It's a little turtle.

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Come in?

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Oh hello, fine shoppers.

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Sir, we just had a big town meeting,

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and decided we don't want
your Wall*Mart here anymore.

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We're sorry, but it seems our Main Street is
dying and good people are losing their jobs.

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We'd all like you... out of South Park.

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What? What, you think I want to be here?

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I hate this place.

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But it... won't let me leave.

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But you run the Wall*Mart.

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Oh you're wrong!

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Wall*Mart... isn't run by anybody!
First it reels you in with its bargains.

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Next thing you know you,

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you're workingbe at the Wall*Mart
because it has all the jobs.

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Then you're sitting in a little
office, trapped on all sides.

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They why don't you just quit?!

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Not so loud! It can hear you.

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You hate Wall*Mart too?

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I didn't say that! I love Wall*Mart!

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With all its... fantastic bargains and one
stop shopping, who can't love it, right?

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Uh, Wa-Wall*Mart takes the
hassle out of shopping and,

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and makes it both affordable and fun.

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Ah- and Wall*Mart really
gives back to the community!

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Us people are certainly happy
to have a store like Wall*Mart,

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aren't we?

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Hey, wait a minute, I think
we just got squirreled.

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Yeah. That guy probably thinks he can
get us to go away by being so goofy!

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Ha! You owe me five bucks, Kyle!

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Here we go, everyone.

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I got three nice steaks from South Park
Grocery. We'll have to share them.

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Eh, I remember when we could afford to buy
six steaks when we shopped at Wall*Mart.

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Yeah, but Dad, the whole town agreed
not to shop at Wall*Mart anymore.

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I know, I KNOW! GOD!!

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BLEHH!

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Mom, Dad, when people die,
do they always crap their-

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Oh, you stupid turd!

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Oh Jesus, a broken glass! Well, I don't see
any choice now! We have to go to Wall*Mart!

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We do?

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Huh! Where else are we gonna
get a new glass at this hour?!

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Everyone get your shoes on,
we're goin' to Wall*Mart!

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But Dad, we're not supposed to shop at-

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Stan! One family buying one glass
isn't gonna make a difference!

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Hey...

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Gerald, what are you doing?!

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We said we weren't going to
shop at the Wall*Mart anymore!

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Well where else was I gonna get a napkin
dispenser at nine thirty at night?

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Mr. Garrison! Chef! Jimbo!

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Now, come on people! What
the hell is wrong with you?!

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Don't you see what you're all doing?!

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Well what are you doing here, Randy?

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I came because I wanted to make
sure nobody was shopping here.

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Dad!

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Oh all right, em maybe I was
gonna buy a glass. One glass!

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And some chips...

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And butter.

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And some new pliers.

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Jesus! Look at us! We all don't like the
Wall*Mart, but we can't stop coming here.

156
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It's like some mystical evil force.

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Yeah. This place has a power
over us we can't resist!

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We have to find a way to put the South Park
Wall*Mart out of business once and for all!

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Let's burn it down!

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No no no! Let's freeze it!

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I think it's best we
try to reason with it.

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No! All we have to do is not shop at
Wall*Mart anymore! If you want it to go away,

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all it takes is a little self-control
and personal responsibility.

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Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya.

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Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya.
Kumbaya, my Lord...

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You butthole, Kyle. You just had to
go and ruin everything, didn't you?

167
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It wasn't my idea to
burn the Wall*Mart down.

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No, but YOU got everyone all worked up!
You're jealous of the Wall*Mart.

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You always hated it.

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Dude, our town is going
to be better without the-

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What the?

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Oh, awesome!

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How... How did this happen?

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Mom, Dad? Why are you shopping here?

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We can't destroy it, son.
We have to learn to live with it.

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Can I help you?

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Dad, what are you doing?!

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You get a discount working here. Ten percent.
That means the bargains are even better.

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Dad, you're a geologist!

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I'll make less money, sure, but...
as long as I buy everything at Wall-Mart,

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it'll all even out.

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Don't you see? Wall*Mart isn't our
enemy, it's our neighborhood friend.

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Hey! Hey!

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Who the hell told you to
put this thing back up?!

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Sorry kid, we've got orders
from corporate headquarters.

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But nobody wants a Wall*Mart here!

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You're gonna have to
talk to the higher-ups.

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Where are they?

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Bentonville, Arkansas. That's where Wall*Mart
started, that's where all the bigwigs are.

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Looks like we're gonna have to
go to Arkansas. Come on, guys.

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We're gonna put a stop to
Wall*Mart once and for all!

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Whoa, Pixie Sticks, twenty-nine cents?

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Wall*Mart?... Are you speaking to me?

194
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My friends? ...
Trying to hurt you again?

195
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Yes, Wall*Mart. I understand.

196
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Three tickets to Bentonville,
Arkansas, please.

197
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Wait guys! Hold on! I wanna
go with you and help out.

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No way! You wanna go with us so
you can betray us at some point

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and keep us from
destroying the Wall*Mart.

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Nuh uh.

201
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Yeah huh! You wanna go with
us so that later you go,

202
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"Haha, I was working for Wall*Mart
all along" or something.

203
00:12:17,932 --> 00:12:19,085
I AM NOT, Kyle!

204
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Dude, just let him come.
The bus is about to leave.

205
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All right, fine. Come on, fatass!

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Haha. You fools have no idea that I
wuold never let you hurt the Wall*Mart.

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I heard that!

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00:12:30,946 --> 00:12:31,746
You heard what?

209
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You said we have no idea that
you're never let us hurt Wall*Mart!

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That's not what I said!

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Dude, come on!

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He is working for the Wall*Mart
to stup us from succeeding!

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Dude, we have to go!

214
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God-damnit!

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Well hurry up if you're coming, Cartman!

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Hehe. You stupid fools have no idea

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that I'm actually working for the
Wall*Mart to stop you from succeeding!

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Goddamn that took a long time.

219
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It would've been faster if
Cartman hadn't slashed the tires!

220
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I did not! I wanna close Wall*Mart
just as much as you guys do!

221
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Can I help you?

222
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Yeah. We've come to complain.
We don't want a Wall*Mart in our town.

223
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Who does? Nobody likes
what the Wall*Mart does,

224
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but it keeps... right on doing it.

225
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We want to talk to who's in charge.

226
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In charge? I guess that
would be Harvey Brown.

227
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He's the current president of Wall*Mart.

228
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One of the original creators.

229
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Where's he?

230
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We... invented the Wall*Mart
Super Center in 1987.

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The idea was simple: build a store

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for one-stop shopping where bulk purchases
could keep prices incredibly low.

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We didn't know what we were doing.
In just four years, it was out of control.

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So how do we stop it?

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You don't stop it.

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There has to be a way!

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There's nothing! Don't you understand?!

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00:13:58,447 --> 00:14:00,904
Nothing can stop the
Wall*Mart in your town!

239
00:14:02,055 --> 00:14:05,035
Unless... of course, you can
find and destroy its heart.

240
00:14:05,604 --> 00:14:06,913
The heart of Wall*Mart?

241
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:09,155
Sir, don't you think you're
talking a little too much?

242
00:14:09,156 --> 00:14:13,334
Every Wall*Mart has a heart, somewhere
near the television department.

243
00:14:13,476 --> 00:14:16,129
Destroy the heart and you could
reverse the entire process!

244
00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:17,616
You speak too much, sir!

245
00:14:17,617 --> 00:14:19,433
Why don't you guys just
destroy the heart?

246
00:14:19,434 --> 00:14:21,525
Because the Wall*Mart stops you.

247
00:14:21,526 --> 00:14:24,615
Many have tried, kid. Union
leaders, nature activists,

248
00:14:24,616 --> 00:14:28,160
even the best fair-trade lawyers
tried to stop the Wall*Mart and now?

249
00:14:28,344 --> 00:14:30,681
They are Wall*Mart shoppers all.

250
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:34,230
All right. Come on you guys,
we have to get back home.

251
00:14:34,659 --> 00:14:36,881
It won't work, don't you understand?!

252
00:14:36,882 --> 00:14:39,774
It isn't gonna stop until there's
nothing but Wall*Mart left!

253
00:14:39,775 --> 00:14:43,690
Jesus, what did we do?? WHAT DID WE DO??

254
00:14:44,616 --> 00:14:45,334
Boys!

255
00:14:46,716 --> 00:14:49,291
Tell the world... Im sorry!

256
00:14:49,292 --> 00:14:50,488
No, dude, don't!

257
00:14:58,569 --> 00:15:00,722
That's ten bucks you owe me, dickface!

258
00:15:10,141 --> 00:15:14,097
All right, this is it! If Wall*Mart has a
heart, we have to find it and destroy it!

259
00:15:14,098 --> 00:15:16,548
No matter what the Wall*Mart
does to try to stop us,

260
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,789
we have to be strong! Let's do it.

261
00:15:19,223 --> 00:15:21,830
I'm afraid not, Kyle!

262
00:15:21,831 --> 00:15:25,415
Wall*Mart is a great store! I could not
let you fools ruin its terrific bargains!

263
00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:28,506
You see, I was working
for Wall*Mart all along!

264
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,356
I knew you were!

265
00:15:31,474 --> 00:15:32,399
No you didn't.

266
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:35,090
Yes I did! I said from the
beginning that you would do this!

267
00:15:35,091 --> 00:15:36,027
No you didn't.

268
00:15:36,028 --> 00:15:36,983
- Yes I did!!
- No you didn't.

269
00:15:36,984 --> 00:15:37,811
- Yes I did!!
- No you didn't.

270
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,660
- Yes I did!!
- No you didn't.

271
00:15:42,921 --> 00:15:44,898
You see, Kyle, it was
me who slashed the bu-

272
00:15:44,899 --> 00:15:48,704
slashed the bus tires in Arkansas!
I said so! I told you the minute that I-

273
00:15:48,916 --> 00:15:49,964
and I told you that-

274
00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:52,240
I can't hear you! Lalalalalala!

275
00:15:54,147 --> 00:15:57,084
I'm sorry, boys. but if you
want to hurt the Wall*Mart,

276
00:15:57,085 --> 00:15:58,846
you'll have to go through me!

277
00:15:59,038 --> 00:16:02,104
We don't have time for this!
Kenny, keep him away from us!

278
00:16:02,436 --> 00:16:04,469
Very well, Kenny! Let us battle!

279
00:16:05,586 --> 00:16:07,917
No, Kenny. Kenny! Knock it off.

280
00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:11,481
Welcome to Wall*Mart.

281
00:16:11,644 --> 00:16:12,884
Save it, Grandpa!

282
00:16:13,249 --> 00:16:15,663
We've gotta find the
television department.

283
00:16:22,229 --> 00:16:24,643
Boys, these axes are
only four ninety-nine.

284
00:16:25,097 --> 00:16:26,991
Dad, we know how to
destroy the Wall*Mart.

285
00:16:26,992 --> 00:16:29,014
Shhhhh! What are you talking about?

286
00:16:29,276 --> 00:16:30,550
One of the creators told us.

287
00:16:30,551 --> 00:16:32,402
You have to take your keys over
to the television department.

288
00:16:32,403 --> 00:16:35,295
Television department...
All right, come on, let's go!

289
00:16:37,335 --> 00:16:38,216
Oh my God!

290
00:16:38,217 --> 00:16:38,758
What?!

291
00:16:38,759 --> 00:16:42,402
Those two-dollar salt-and-pepper shakers!
They were three dollars five minutes ago!

292
00:16:42,403 --> 00:16:45,055
The Wall*Mart is lowering its
prices trying to stop us!

293
00:16:45,056 --> 00:16:47,730
Come on, we've got to try
to make it to the back!

294
00:16:51,072 --> 00:16:53,985
Gaaahh! Don't look!
Don't look at its bargains!

295
00:16:59,869 --> 00:17:01,852
I think I see the television
department in the back!

296
00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:03,788
Is that the right way, Dad? Dad??

297
00:17:04,844 --> 00:17:05,509
Dad!

298
00:17:05,510 --> 00:17:07,814
The screwdrivier set is
only nine ninety-eight!

299
00:17:07,815 --> 00:17:08,756
Come on, Dad!

300
00:17:08,757 --> 00:17:11,528
I can't make it, boys! You're
gonna have to go on without me!

301
00:17:11,529 --> 00:17:12,945
No, dad! We need your keys!

302
00:17:12,946 --> 00:17:16,240
This bargain is too great for me!
I'm gonna have to buy these!

303
00:17:16,282 --> 00:17:17,997
Here! Take the keys and go on!

304
00:17:17,998 --> 00:17:20,877
The television department is near
the back! Next to the cell phones!

305
00:17:20,878 --> 00:17:23,465
Go! Hurry! I'm gonna go
buy these screwdrivers!

306
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,813
There! The television department!

307
00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:33,521
Hello, boys.

308
00:17:33,522 --> 00:17:35,720
Congratulations on getting this far.

309
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:37,310
Who are you?

310
00:17:37,888 --> 00:17:39,739
I am... Wall*Mart.

311
00:17:41,508 --> 00:17:42,182
You?

312
00:17:42,822 --> 00:17:45,445
I've taken this form in
order to talk to you.

313
00:17:45,446 --> 00:17:47,077
But I can take many forms.

314
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:48,756
Does this suit you better?

315
00:17:50,506 --> 00:17:52,458
Or perhaps you prefer this form?

316
00:17:55,722 --> 00:17:57,827
I can take whichever form I like.

317
00:17:59,731 --> 00:18:02,005
We don't want your store in our
town; we come to destroy you.

318
00:18:02,006 --> 00:18:03,102
Where's the heart?

319
00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:06,212
To find the heart of Wall*Mart,
one must first ask oneself,

320
00:18:06,321 --> 00:18:08,387
"Who is it that asked the question?"

321
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:11,007
Me. I'm asking the question.

322
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:12,595
Ah, yes, but who are you?

323
00:18:12,741 --> 00:18:14,608
Stan Marsh. Now, where's the heart?

324
00:18:14,609 --> 00:18:17,153
Ah. You know the answer,
but not the question!

325
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,473
The question is, "Where is the heart?"

326
00:18:21,299 --> 00:18:24,569
Very well. You want to see
the heart of Wall*Mart?

327
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:27,525
It lies beyond that
plasma-screen television.

328
00:18:33,917 --> 00:18:35,026
It's a mirror.

329
00:18:35,352 --> 00:18:38,720
Yes, don't you see? That
is the heart of Wall*Mart.

330
00:18:38,721 --> 00:18:42,228
You, the consumer. I take many forms:

331
00:18:42,229 --> 00:18:44,317
Wall*Mart, Kay*Mart, Target,

332
00:18:44,861 --> 00:18:48,071
but I am one single entity: Desire!

333
00:18:48,430 --> 00:18:51,235
Well, the guy in Arkansas
said to destroy the heart.

334
00:18:54,048 --> 00:18:57,088
Gaaah! NO! NO, what have you done??

335
00:18:58,541 --> 00:19:00,389
Now you shall see my true form!

336
00:19:05,654 --> 00:19:07,870
Now you see me as I truly am!

337
00:19:10,462 --> 00:19:12,362
We'd better get out of here.

338
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:20,392
Get out! It's gonna blow!

339
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,579
Hey, come on! We've gotta get out!

340
00:19:25,606 --> 00:19:28,193
Too late for me, son!
I have to buy this stuff!

341
00:19:29,147 --> 00:19:31,710
The Wall*Mart is exploding!
Everybody out now!

342
00:19:57,203 --> 00:19:59,730
Boys, you did it!
You killed the Wall*Mart!

343
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:02,940
How did you do it, Kyle?

344
00:20:02,941 --> 00:20:05,609
All Wall*Marts start a self-destruction
sequence if you break a mirror in the back.

345
00:20:05,610 --> 00:20:08,937
We know how to destroy it now.
Spread the word to all the towns!

346
00:20:12,931 --> 00:20:18,826
Wait. I think I understand the symbolism
of the mirror. The Wall*Mart... is us.

347
00:20:19,247 --> 00:20:19,801
Duh.

348
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:23,911
You see boys, if we like our small-town
charm more than the big corporate bullies,

349
00:20:24,233 --> 00:20:28,146
we all have to be willing to...
pay a little bit more. Do you understand?

350
00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:32,677
Yeah! Let's all go shop at
Jim's Drugs down the street!

351
00:20:51,191 --> 00:20:54,976
Oh Lord, Kumbaya.

352
00:20:55,393 --> 00:20:57,210
All right, let's not
make that mistake again.

353
00:20:57,211 --> 00:20:59,270
Yeah, lets all shop over at Tru-Value!

354
00:20:59,271 --> 00:21:00,424
Let's go! Yeah!