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Yeah, and it was called Man from Atlantis,
and he had like, webbed fingers...

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Kyle, Kenny! I have to
talk to you right now!

3
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Ok, hang on a second I-

4
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RIGHT NOW, GODDAMNIT!

5
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All right, all right!

6
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Dude, what is the matter with you?

7
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Trent Boyett is being
released from Juvenile Hall.

8
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(WHAT??)

9
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Trent Boyett?? The kid from preschool??

10
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Yeah. He just got paroled.

11
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Oh no! NO!

12
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Hey gaybots, what's goin' on?

13
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Trent Boyett is being
released from Juvenile Hall.

14
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Really? That's cool. When did-?

15
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What did you say?

16
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Trent Boyett? Meanest, dirtiest,
toughest kid in the world,

17
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super-pissed off at US Trent Boyett??

18
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Yeah.

19
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Oh, Holy Jesus, God is...

20
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What the hell are we gonna do??

21
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Hey, is it true?? Trent
Boyett is getting out??

22
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It's true.

23
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Oh Jesus, Oh Christ in
Heaven, I gotta hide!

24
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Uh, oh boy!

25
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He's gonna come for us,
you guys. We are dead men.

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Look, m-maybe he's forgiven us.
I mean, we were only in preschool

27
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Dude, let's play Fireman.

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Totally, dude, let's play Fireman.

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Jews can't be firemen.

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Shut up, fatass!

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Don't call me fat, you stupid Jew!

32
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(How about we put a real fire out?)

33
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Hey, Kenny's right. We should put out
a real fire. Then we'll be heroes!

34
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But how do we start a fire?

35
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Trent Boyett will do it. He's the
toughest, baddest kid in preschool!

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Say Encore!

37
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Encore!

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Say Encore!

39
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Encore!

40
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What do you shitheads want?!

41
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Do you know how to start a fire?

42
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Sure! I burn lots stuff.

43
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Start one. Then we're gonna put it out.

44
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We're firemen!

45
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Do you fuckheads even know
how to put out a fire?

46
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Yeah yeah, we play Fireman all the time.

47
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Don't worry, Trent.

48
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All right, fine.

49
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Hey fellas, you'd better be careful.

50
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Shut up, Butters!
We know what we're doing!

51
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Oh, all right then.

52
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Wow, cool!

53
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Code 7! Bring in the firemen!

54
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Woowoowoowoo, Clang
clang clang clang clang!

55
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Come on, firemen! Put out the fire!

56
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We're heroes!

57
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We saved the school.

58
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Put it out!

59
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Trent Boyett, what have you done now?!

60
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They said they could put it out.

61
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Children, get back away, now!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

63
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I'm buuurniiing!

64
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Put it out, put it out!

65
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Come on, hurry! We've gotta
get her to the hospital!

66
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Dude, we are in so much trouble!

67
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My mon is gonna break my legs!

68
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Hey, we didn't start the
fire, Trent Boyett did.

69
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That's true.

70
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You boys! Trent is trying to
tell us the fire was YOUR idea.

71
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No!

72
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Not us. We're good kids.

73
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Tell them it was an accident:
you thought you could put it out.

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Trent Boyett is a liar, sir.

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I thought so. All right,
that's it, Trent.

76
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You're going to Juvenile
Hall for a long time!

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Butters, you saw!
Tell them what happened!

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Ah, I'd do you in, Trent.
Ah, I don't wanna get involved.

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Or else my parents will ground me.

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You'd better pray I never
get out of Juvenile Hall!

81
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You'd better ALL pray!

82
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Dude, when he gets out of Juvenile
Hall, he's gonna wanna kill us!

83
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Whatever. That's like
five years from now.

84
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Yeah, who cares?

85
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All right, yeah, woohoo, we did it!

86
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Now it's five years later.
And Trent Boyett is being released.

87
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Oh Jesus, he's gonna kill us.
We-we've gotta tell our parents!

88
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We can't tell our parents,
dude! We lied to everybody!

89
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Nobody knows we're responsible
for Ms. Claridge's accident!

90
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Sshhh, here comes Ms. Claridge now.

91
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Hello, Ms. Claridge.

92
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Are you having a nice day, Ms. Claridge?

93
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You guys, what the
fuck are we gonna do?!

94
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In case you've forgotten, Trent Boyett
is the meanest kid we ever knew.

95
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He's gonna tear us apart!

96
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Look, that was a long time ago. Maybe
Trent Boyett has forgotten all about it.

97
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Everything that you had when you were first
brought in here will now be returned.

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One Crayole eight-pack
with crayon sharpener.

99
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One pair of plastic
round-tipped scissors.

100
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One marble, blue.

101
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And one...

102
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switchblade knife with "Kill all
betrayers" written on the blade, black.

103
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Trent! Where are you gonna go?

104
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I gots business to take care of.

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Hah!

106
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Butters?

107
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Hullo. Oh, uh hi Dad.

108
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Butters, what is wrong with you??

109
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Nothin' wrong, sir. Eh nothin' at all.

110
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You've been shut up in your
room for days, Butters.

111
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You need to go outside, go play.

112
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Uh... outside? No way!

113
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Why not?

114
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N- no reason!

115
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Butters, we have had it
with your moping around!

116
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You're gonna go outside and
you're gonna play, right now!

117
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But Dad, I just wanna stay in my room-

118
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Butters, play!

119
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Start playing right now, young man!

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Tru... Tr-Trent Boyett! HAAA!

121
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Dad! Mom! I'm don- I'm done playin' now!

122
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AAAAAH! Let me in, Dad!

123
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Mom, Dad, you gotta open the door!

124
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What on earth is the matter with him?

125
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Just keep the door locked, honey. Butters
can't be a house hermit his whole life.

126
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Oh my God, he's coming! Oh here
oh my gosh he's gonna kill me!

127
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I just can't stand to hear him scream
like that. I'm gonna go upstairs.

128
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Mom, Dad, you gotta open the door
right now! You've gotta open it-

129
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Oh hey! Trent Boyett Gosh I...
haven't seen you in a whle.

130
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Five years. It's been five
long miserable years.

131
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Look, Trent, I know- I know you're awful sore
about... pre- muh- pr-preschool and all,

132
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but... well that was a long time
ago. I mean, we were just kids.

133
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Uhhh... p-lease don't hurt me, Trent.
I- I'll give you anything you want.

134
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You name it!

135
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Can you give me back my time?
Huh? Can you do that??

136
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Kindergarten, first grade,
second? Can you give me that??

137
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Well, no, Trent, I- I'm not like
a time-traveler or nothin'.

138
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I'm gonna give you something you didn't
give me: a five-second head-start.

139
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No, Trent, I I ain't gonna run.
We can talk this through.

140
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Four seconds!

141
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Uh Trent, now, listen to me.
I'm sorry for the color-

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Three seconds!

143
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Ohhh yamuckers!

144
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Thanks so much for coming to visit
Butters in the hospital, boys.

145
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It means a lot to him.

146
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What happened to him, Doctor?

147
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>From the test results, it would appear
your child was tortured by a bully.

148
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He received a massive snuggie,

149
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his underwear pulled up so
high it nearly killed him.

150
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He also received two Indian
sunburns on his forearms,

151
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a charlie horse on the thigh,
and a second-degree titty twister.

152
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And from the damage to his head area,

153
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it appears he was also given
a swirly, a colossal one.

154
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It also appears like he received a
noogie, and, a Polish bike ride.

155
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What's that?

156
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We aren't sure. We only know
that... there is no cure.

157
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If only we had let him in!

158
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Why didn't we let him inside the
house when he was screaming for help?

159
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Now, honey, we were trying to read.

160
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We've got to tell them who did this, you
guys. We're gonna get it as bad as Butters!

161
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That's nothing compared to
what my mom will do to me

162
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if she finds out I've been
lying for five years!

163
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Maybe you didn't hear so good in there,
Kyle! Second-degree titty-twister!

164
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Calm down guys, we don't
have to go tell our parents.

165
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We just need to go out
and get some protection.

166
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How the hell are condoms gonna help us?!

167
00:08:59,191 --> 00:09:00,909
Sorry, heh. Never mind, heh.

168
00:09:02,086 --> 00:09:05,323
I'm talking about hiring somebody bigger
than Trent to protect us from him.

169
00:09:05,324 --> 00:09:06,172
Come on!

170
00:09:11,436 --> 00:09:13,295
I'm gonna jump the wall of fire.

171
00:09:17,205 --> 00:09:18,619
Yeah, that was sweat!

172
00:09:19,732 --> 00:09:20,863
Hey, look!

173
00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,616
Dude, we shouldn't be here!

174
00:09:24,617 --> 00:09:28,857
Stay cool, guys. If anybody can protect us
from Trent Boyett, it's the sixth graders.

175
00:09:28,890 --> 00:09:30,651
Stupic little Fourthies!

176
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,950
What are you little Fourthies
doin' in our hangout?!

177
00:09:48,628 --> 00:09:50,870
We've come to... ask you for help.

178
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Help???

179
00:09:55,772 --> 00:09:58,369
We need you to protect
us... from a bully.

180
00:09:58,825 --> 00:10:01,053
Yeah? And what do we get for it?

181
00:10:03,275 --> 00:10:04,993
A twelve-pack of Dr. Pepper,

182
00:10:06,118 --> 00:10:08,662
A Shoots & Ladders game
used only three times,

183
00:10:09,218 --> 00:10:10,675
DVD of Harry Potter 2,

184
00:10:11,356 --> 00:10:13,157
and a coupon for a free side of fries

185
00:10:13,158 --> 00:10:16,006
with a purchase of any deloxe
hamburger at Red Robin.

186
00:10:16,334 --> 00:10:17,791
All this can be yours.

187
00:10:21,222 --> 00:10:24,027
You're gonna have to do
better than that, Fourthies!

188
00:10:24,650 --> 00:10:25,351
Well...

189
00:10:25,352 --> 00:10:26,443
Well, what do you want?

190
00:10:26,444 --> 00:10:28,403
You're Stan Marsh, right?

191
00:10:29,490 --> 00:10:30,152
Yeah.

192
00:10:30,153 --> 00:10:31,676
OOOOOoooOoOooo!

193
00:10:33,409 --> 00:10:35,832
We want a picture of your mom's boobs!

194
00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,039
Yeah. Awesome.

195
00:10:38,459 --> 00:10:39,131
WHAT??

196
00:10:39,132 --> 00:10:41,219
Your mom has the sweetest bewbs ever.

197
00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:43,634
Yeah! I totally wanna
suck your mom's tits.

198
00:10:43,890 --> 00:10:44,869
Dude, weak!

199
00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:47,393
Come back with a naked
picture of your mom!

200
00:10:48,737 --> 00:10:49,223
NO!

201
00:10:49,962 --> 00:10:51,636
Then we aren't helpin' you!

202
00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:53,768
Wait! We'll do it.

203
00:10:54,457 --> 00:10:56,765
It'd have to be a good picture, too!

204
00:11:00,578 --> 00:11:02,235
So long, Fourthies!

205
00:11:07,278 --> 00:11:11,787
Ok, so now we just need to get a
picture of Stan's mom naked. Cool.

206
00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:23,345
That's the preschool
teacher, Ms. Claridge.

207
00:11:23,429 --> 00:11:26,768
Poor woman suffered such horrible
burns she can only communicate by...

208
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,922
beeping once for yes and twice for no.

209
00:11:31,266 --> 00:11:33,680
Oh hello, Ms. Claridge.
Nice day, isn't it?

210
00:11:35,034 --> 00:11:37,404
Need help across the
street, Ms. Claridge?

211
00:11:39,013 --> 00:11:40,383
Well all right then.

212
00:11:54,153 --> 00:11:55,455
Ms. Claridge, you all right?

213
00:11:58,093 --> 00:12:01,960
You can talk to me, Ms. Claridge. I
understand: one beep for yes and two for no.

214
00:12:01,961 --> 00:12:04,635
Don't you think you should
get out of the street?

215
00:12:05,946 --> 00:12:09,273
Look you, you don't have to be so
cold. I'm just trying to help.

216
00:12:11,299 --> 00:12:13,093
Oooo, sorry!

217
00:12:26,707 --> 00:12:28,666
Can Kyle come out and play?

218
00:12:29,356 --> 00:12:31,378
Oh, Kyle isn't home right now, hon.

219
00:12:32,017 --> 00:12:33,257
Thank you, ma'am.

220
00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:40,852
You see, Mom, all the kids
at school were told to bring

221
00:12:40,853 --> 00:12:43,503
a picture of their moms'
breasts for anatomy class.

222
00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:45,917
I don't know, son.
That sounds awfully strange.

223
00:12:45,918 --> 00:12:47,927
You cannot have a picture
of my hot breasts.

224
00:12:47,928 --> 00:12:49,003
But mom, my teacher will-

225
00:12:49,004 --> 00:12:50,248
Nononono, you gotta go

226
00:12:50,249 --> 00:12:51,906
"But Mo-o-o-om. "

227
00:12:53,266 --> 00:12:54,527
But Mo-o-o-

228
00:12:54,528 --> 00:12:56,558
"But Mo-o-o-om. "

229
00:12:56,945 --> 00:12:57,948
This is hopeless!

230
00:12:57,949 --> 00:12:59,486
Why don't you just sneak
in your mom's closet

231
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,080
and get a picture when
she's changing clothes?

232
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,437
That's sick, dude! I'm not taking
a picture of my mom's boobs!

233
00:13:03,438 --> 00:13:04,040
(I'll do it.)

234
00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:05,501
No, you're not doing it either!

235
00:13:05,502 --> 00:13:07,994
We just need to find something that
looks like boobs to take a picture of.

236
00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:10,191
What else has big round squishy globes?

237
00:13:12,223 --> 00:13:15,416
Draw the um- You guys draw the nipples
like on the bottom of my asscheecks.

238
00:13:15,417 --> 00:13:17,352
No, the nipples are more
in the middle, see?

239
00:13:17,353 --> 00:13:20,545
Yeah, but Stan's mom is old; that means
her nipples sag more to the bottom now.

240
00:13:20,546 --> 00:13:21,533
How do you know?!

241
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,349
Will you guys trust me?
I know this stuff!

242
00:13:23,350 --> 00:13:24,546
All right, fine.

243
00:13:28,763 --> 00:13:30,304
Oh wait! We forgot the necklace.

244
00:13:30,305 --> 00:13:31,240
(Oh yeah!)

245
00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:41,152
God I hope this works.

246
00:13:45,726 --> 00:13:46,661
Escuse me!

247
00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:49,036
Whattaya want now?!

248
00:13:49,606 --> 00:13:50,935
We, we got it.

249
00:13:51,901 --> 00:13:54,054
You got a picture of your mom's bewbs?

250
00:13:54,239 --> 00:13:55,044
No way!

251
00:14:00,556 --> 00:14:02,164
Hey, hold on a second!

252
00:14:03,225 --> 00:14:05,865
These are like the hottest
tits I've evern seen!

253
00:14:06,335 --> 00:14:07,966
- Whoa!
- Check them out!

254
00:14:08,069 --> 00:14:09,135
Give me that!

255
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:12,259
Whoa! I knew she had a hot rack!

256
00:14:12,467 --> 00:14:14,393
Yeah. Sure does. Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

257
00:14:15,174 --> 00:14:16,805
Oh yeah, those are so hot.

258
00:14:16,819 --> 00:14:18,174
Oooohhh

259
00:14:20,272 --> 00:14:23,077
Ok, so now you'll help us
take care of Trent Boyett?

260
00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:27,793
Oh all right, we'll let this Trent
Boyett know that if he messes with you,

261
00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:29,461
he's messin' with us!

262
00:14:29,897 --> 00:14:30,772
All right!

263
00:14:30,773 --> 00:14:33,391
You guys, we're free!
We haven't a care in the world!

264
00:14:33,392 --> 00:14:34,414
(All right!)

265
00:14:34,418 --> 00:14:37,004
I need three minutes alone with
the picture behind the bushes.

266
00:14:37,005 --> 00:14:39,447
I get to take the picture
behind the bushes after you.

267
00:14:39,448 --> 00:14:41,427
I'm takin' it to the bushes first!

268
00:14:42,896 --> 00:14:45,136
Dude, are we gonna be like that someday?

269
00:14:45,557 --> 00:14:46,231
Naw.

270
00:14:51,452 --> 00:14:54,106
Man, I would have loved to seen to
seen the look on Trent Boyett's face

271
00:14:54,107 --> 00:14:55,624
when all the sixth graders showed up!

272
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:58,648
Yeah. Trent's just lucky he didn't
mess with us. I woulda kicked his ass.

273
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,802
Hey, look. What is Ms. Claridge doing?

274
00:15:02,393 --> 00:15:03,459
Ms. Claridge?

275
00:15:03,764 --> 00:15:08,300
She won't talk to anybody, boys.
Some say... she's just given up hope.

276
00:15:12,675 --> 00:15:15,024
Hey guys, you know what we
should do? We should go get a-

277
00:15:15,025 --> 00:15:15,786
Hwuh?!

278
00:15:26,446 --> 00:15:30,642
Jesus Christ, I've never seen so many Indian
sunburns and titty twisters in my life!

279
00:15:30,835 --> 00:15:32,648
Get a cold towel on that pink belly!

280
00:15:32,649 --> 00:15:34,302
Doctor, we have another snuggie here

281
00:15:34,303 --> 00:15:35,282
Over there!

282
00:15:38,851 --> 00:15:39,903
Another wet willie?

283
00:15:39,904 --> 00:15:40,934
Worst one yet.

284
00:15:40,935 --> 00:15:41,935
It's all...

285
00:15:44,608 --> 00:15:46,500
Give the poor kid some morphine.

286
00:15:48,302 --> 00:15:49,672
Dude, what happened?

287
00:15:50,151 --> 00:15:53,069
We... told him not to
mess with you guys...

288
00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:55,503
We told him... you paid us.

289
00:15:55,504 --> 00:15:57,507
Oh, Jesus. You told him that?!

290
00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:02,290
Boys, you have to let him rest. Some
mean kid gave him a Texas Chili Bowl.

291
00:16:02,769 --> 00:16:03,613
What's that?

292
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:06,462
It involves Tabasco sauce,
a telephone, and the anus.

293
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:10,357
I don't know what kind of kid
would do this to other people;

294
00:16:10,358 --> 00:16:14,161
I only know that I wouldn't ever
want to be on that kid's bad side.

295
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:20,233
We're dead. Trent knows we send
the sixth-graders after him.

296
00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:22,777
He's gonna give us all
Texas chili bowls.

297
00:16:23,372 --> 00:16:26,180
We've gotta move away. We've gotta get
as far away from this town as possible!

298
00:16:26,181 --> 00:16:27,882
No, no, we've just
gotta find better help.

299
00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:32,123
From who? We can't ask adults for help and
there's nobody tougher than sixth graders.

300
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,544
There is... one person.

301
00:16:42,105 --> 00:16:42,827
Shelley?

302
00:16:42,828 --> 00:16:45,024
Shut up, turd! I'm watching television!

303
00:16:48,111 --> 00:16:51,428
Shelley, you're my sister, right?
And families... depend on each other.

304
00:16:51,429 --> 00:16:54,588
I said shut up, or I will
destroy you, tur-r-rd!

305
00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:56,755
Shelley

306
00:16:56,949 --> 00:17:00,440
Somebody is going to kill me,
and I can't go to Mom or Dad for help,

307
00:17:00,441 --> 00:17:03,683
so, you're kind of the only
person I have... left.

308
00:17:10,939 --> 00:17:13,093
STOP CRYING, TURD!!

309
00:17:13,914 --> 00:17:15,545
Now, who's gonna kill you?

310
00:17:16,038 --> 00:17:18,376
Trent Boyett. He just got
released from Juvenile Hall.

311
00:17:18,377 --> 00:17:21,454
He was sent there for burning Ms.
Claridge, but actually, it was our fault.

312
00:17:21,455 --> 00:17:23,490
Oh, you are such stupid turds.

313
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,057
We were only four years
old at the time, uh.

314
00:17:25,058 --> 00:17:27,215
We du-we didn't think about the
past coming back to haunt us then.

315
00:17:27,216 --> 00:17:28,631
We didn't think and now
he's gonna kill us!

316
00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:33,666
Calm down, turd! No Juvenile Hall turd
is going to kill you. That's my job.

317
00:17:33,829 --> 00:17:35,261
So you're gonna help us?

318
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,719
Yes, but I'm gonna want
something in return.

319
00:17:38,005 --> 00:17:39,458
A picture of your mom's boobs?

320
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:42,873
SHUT UP, TURD! You're going to
admit to Ms. Claridge what you did!

321
00:17:43,152 --> 00:17:44,431
Admit it was our fault?

322
00:17:44,432 --> 00:17:48,461
You can't run from your past, turds.
Apologize and make amends.

323
00:17:48,462 --> 00:17:50,876
Then I'll protect you
from this Trent turd.

324
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:05,780
Ms. Claridge, the people in town
are really worried about you.

325
00:18:08,227 --> 00:18:12,685
Look, if you're having some kind of problem,
you have to be able to talk to people.

326
00:18:15,373 --> 00:18:19,654
Just tell us this: do you trust that we
want what's best for you, yes or no?

327
00:18:22,343 --> 00:18:26,061
All right, fine! But someday you're
gonna have to learn to let people in!

328
00:18:27,479 --> 00:18:28,240
Bitch.

329
00:18:32,848 --> 00:18:35,696
Hi, Ms. Claridge. Uh,
we have s-someting to tell you.

330
00:18:37,641 --> 00:18:40,980
The thing is, Ms. Claridge, we did a
lot of stupid things when we were kids.

331
00:18:41,314 --> 00:18:43,317
A lot of stupid things that we regret.

332
00:18:43,318 --> 00:18:45,427
(And it's time for us to come clean.)

333
00:18:47,041 --> 00:18:51,020
See, Ms. Claridge, when we were little,
we used to play with our weiners a lot,

334
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,992
and one game we played was "Fireman. "

335
00:18:53,656 --> 00:18:55,287
I've been lookin' for you!

336
00:18:56,559 --> 00:18:58,769
Firve years I've been
waitin' for this day.

337
00:18:58,770 --> 00:18:59,986
AAAAAAAAH!

338
00:19:00,730 --> 00:19:02,703
Trent, look: We've realized our mistake!

339
00:19:02,704 --> 00:19:04,635
Yes, our conscious got
the best of us and,

340
00:19:04,636 --> 00:19:06,782
and we were just about to
tell everyone the truth.

341
00:19:06,783 --> 00:19:08,392
You had five years to do that.

342
00:19:08,393 --> 00:19:12,302
And while I wasted away my time in prison
you've been enjoying nice, normal lives!

343
00:19:12,303 --> 00:19:14,426
Our lives have not been
enjoyable, Trent! I promise you!

344
00:19:14,427 --> 00:19:16,779
Don't tell me that! I heard
about the things you've done!

345
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:19,635
But there WERE no magical Christmas
adventures or talking poo for me!

346
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:22,376
I didn't get to fight a huge mechanized
Barbra Streisand like you did!

347
00:19:22,377 --> 00:19:25,182
No accidental trips to
Afghanistan for Trent Boyett!

348
00:19:25,574 --> 00:19:27,026
Stay away from us, Trent!

349
00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:27,727
What is that?

350
00:19:27,728 --> 00:19:29,964
It's my mom's taser.
I took it from her purse.

351
00:19:29,965 --> 00:19:31,292
Just back off, man!

352
00:19:32,326 --> 00:19:34,394
Look, just take your
punishment! You deserve it!

353
00:19:34,395 --> 00:19:36,376
Let me have my retribution
and it can be over with.

354
00:19:36,377 --> 00:19:39,617
I am NOT going to have a titty
twister! I hate titty twisters!

355
00:19:39,798 --> 00:19:41,864
You don't even know how to use that!

356
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:52,531
Wow!

357
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:20,224
So, Trent, you just had to finish
off your old preschool teacher, eh?

358
00:20:20,369 --> 00:20:21,565
No! They did it!

359
00:20:22,924 --> 00:20:24,642
Trent Boyett is a liar, sir.

360
00:20:26,238 --> 00:20:28,782
Ms. Claridge, did Trent
Boyett do this to you.

361
00:20:30,983 --> 00:20:33,098
Yes yes. Take him away!

362
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,947
Naw! You've gotta listen to me!

363
00:20:36,231 --> 00:20:38,197
Dude, when he gets out
he's gonna be really mad!

364
00:20:38,198 --> 00:20:40,138
Whatever, that's like
five years from now.

365
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:41,095
Yeah, who cares?

366
00:20:41,096 --> 00:20:42,356
Yeah, woohoo

367
00:20:42,357 --> 00:20:43,292
We did it!

368
00:20:44,427 --> 00:20:46,362
So long, Trent! Have a nice time!

369
00:20:46,552 --> 00:20:48,052
Nyanyanyanyanyaaanyaaa!

370
00:20:48,610 --> 00:20:50,010
Hahahahahaaahaaa!

371
00:20:52,597 --> 00:20:54,054
Hey, hold on a second!

372
00:20:54,493 --> 00:20:55,165
Uh oh.

373
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,007
Bewbs!

374
00:20:56,182 --> 00:20:57,039
Omigod!

375
00:20:57,708 --> 00:20:58,406
Boobs!

376
00:20:58,407 --> 00:20:59,456
I'm taking them to the bushes!

377
00:20:59,457 --> 00:21:01,523
I'm taking them to the bushes first!

378
00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:04,225
WilLoW:...) January 24th, 2005