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Come on, Wendy, we'er gonna miss it.

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We're gonna miss what?

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Paris Hilton is making an
appearance at the mall.

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Who's Paris Hilton?

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"Who's Paris Hilton?"

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You don't know?

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Hello, everyone!

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The Guess Clothing Company is pleased
to have as its new spokesperson model,

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a woman all you young
ones can look up to...

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Ms. Paris Hilton.

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Wow, that's really her!

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Paris! Over here!

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I don't get it. What does she do?

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She's super-rich!

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But what does she do?

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She's totally spoiled and savvy.

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What does she do?!

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She's a whore.

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Hey everyone. Sorry if
I'm a little spent.

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I did a whole lot of partying last
night with a LOT of different guys.

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Anyway, I'm pleased to
be here in Douth Dark

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to announce the opening
of my brand new store!

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A store where girls can buy everything
they need to be just like me!

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Stupid Spoiled Whore!

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Have fun, girls. And remember to party,
and be super-lame to everybody.

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Bye!

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Give me that! Fucking
Christ I need a drink!

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Where's my dog?!

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Wow, look at all this great stuff.

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Stupid Spoiled Whore clothes,

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Stupid Spoiled Whore dolls,

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Hey, check it out:

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the new Paris Hilton perfume,

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Skanque.

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Oh yeah, let's get lots of that!

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You guys, don't buy this stuff.

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Why do you want to be like Paris Hilton?

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It's not just Paris: Britney Spears,
Christina Aguilera, Tara Reid...

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they're all stupid spoiled whores!

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But the idea that we'll be whorish for
money is belittling to our gender!

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Wendy, get a clue.

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The only thing more important
than being rich is being famous!

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Wow, you really sound
like a dumb slut, Bebe.

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Thanks, Annie!

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God, get me out of this hick town!

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What a bunch of rednecks!

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Everybody's so fucking lame.

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Except for you, my little Tinkerbell.

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You love my vewy much, don't you?

50
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How much you wuv me?

51
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I'm gonna dress you up like a bunny,

52
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and then I'm gonna dress you
up like a little princess.

53
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You're mine forever!

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Whatever! Oh, hey, KC.

55
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Oh, another stupid store opening
at some lame cowboy town.

56
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Oh, it's so fucking stupid,
this whole town stinks like cows.

57
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I can't wait to get out of here! Grody!

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They have the lamest stores, too...

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I'm gonna go to Rome for
the weekend, I think.

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I dunno, Rome or Tokyo, either
way it'll be totally boring.

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Stupid.

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I need to get wasted. I haven't had
a drink in like fourteen minutes.

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Why is everybody so stupid anyway?

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I flashed all these hicks with my boobs;
you should've seen the look on their faces!

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Stupid redneck idiots!

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Oh dear...

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Another dog killed itself!

68
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Hey Jessie, hey Kal. Do you guys
mind if I hang out with you?

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The other girls are
acting really strange.

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Sure, Wendy. We were just trying
to think of something to do.

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Oh, well, you wanna maybe
go to the art museum?

72
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Nah, that sounds really dull.

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Hey, I know! Let's make a videotape
of us having sex with boys!

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What??

75
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I just got "the Stupid
Spoiled Whore video playset"!

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Stupid Spoiled Whore video playset!

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You can make videos that
get out on the Internet!

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Yeah!

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Stupid Spoiled Whore video playset!

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Show the whole world
what a slut you are!

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Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset...

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comes with video camera,
night-vision filter,

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play money, losable cellphone,
and sixteen hits of exstacy.

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Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset!

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Let everyone see your coo-oo-ooch!

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I'm pretending to be calling
my friends on the cellphone

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while my man waits for more sex!

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You're a Stupid Spoiled Whore.

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Where are you goin', Wendy?

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All right, Ms. Hilton...
we'll find you another dog.

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There there now, let's just
get you back home, shall we?

92
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Wait! Wait, stop the car!

93
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Stop the car, you fucking moron!

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Look at how cuuute.

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I want that! I want that!

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Lu lu lu, I've got some apples,
Lu lu lu, you've got some too.

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It's adorable!

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Lu lu lu, let's make some applesauce,
take off our clothes and lu lu lu!

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Look at his Iwittle puff ball!

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I'm gonna feed you, and take care
of you, and call you Mr. Biggles!

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My name's Butters.

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Driver, put Mr. Biggles in the car.
I want to find a bear costume for him.

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Won't he be soo cute
dressed up as a bear?

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Paris, I believe this
is somebody's child.

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I want it!

106
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I don't think you can actually-

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I WANT IT! WANT IT!!!

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All right, all right,
come on- come on, young man.

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Wa-I'm, Wa-I'm sorry, ma'am.

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I'd like to be your boyfriend and all,

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even though you have kind of a big nose,

112
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but my parents told me, "never
get into a car with a stranger. "

113
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Well did they say
anything about limosines?

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Butters, never get into
a car with a stranger!

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Unless it's a limosine.

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Oh. Yeah, actually, they did
say that'd be all right.

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Get in the limo, Mr. Biggles! We're
gonna have a bear costume made for you!

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And now, back to The Price is Right!

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Hi, sweetie.

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What's the matter.

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Mom, Dad... I'm growing concerned

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about the role models young
women have in today's society.

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It seems that lewdness and
shallowness are being exalted,

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while intellectualism
is looked down upon.

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Gosh.

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I think young women are being marketed
to by corrupt, moral-less corporations.

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Well, we'll get right on
fixing that, sweetie.

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Wanna watch The Price is Right?

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Dad, there's a new store at the
mall called "Stupid Spoiled Whore"

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and I'm gonna go there and buy a thong!

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What?! No daughter of mine is
going to dress like a whore!

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We're marching down to that
store right now, young lady!

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Oh my God! Well this place is-!

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Oh my God!

135
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Mrs. Polk, you're buying this
stuff for your daughter?!

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It's what's in right now. I, I can't have my
little girl be the only one not in a trend;

137
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she'll be unpopular.

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Unpopular?! If she's not a whore?!

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But these are our girls!

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I think it's empowering for them.

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I mean, sure, if a man wants
to be a whore, it's "normal,"

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but if a woman wants to
be one, it's "wrong. "

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But, when a man pees
standing up, it's "normal,"

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but when a woman does it,
it's "weeeird. "

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Yeah! Right!

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Yeah, like, when men shave
their balls it's fine,

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but when a woman does
it she's "straaange. "

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- Yeah! Right!
- It isn't fair!

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All the girls in South Park are
gonna be total sluts from now on,

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so you can just get used to it.

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Yeah. Will you buy me that purse I want over
there? I'll do anything, 'cause I'm a whore.

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Oh, uh uh sure I, I can buy a purse.

153
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Dad!!

154
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Nope. Wendy, I think they're right.

155
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You see, you have to believe
in the rights of women.

156
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For too long they've had
to live a double standard.

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Oh yeah.

158
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I'm sorry I've been so
chauvinistic, Wendy.

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From now on you can have whatever
you want from this store,

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I'll help make you the stupidest,
most spoiled whore of them all!

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Yeahah! Hooray!

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Butters, will you mind telling us
why you're dressed up like a bear?!

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Oh, well,

164
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uh, my sort-of-girlfriend
dressed me up like this.

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Your girlfriend?

166
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There you are, Mr. Biggles!
Aw I thought I'd lost you!

167
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Promise you'll never leave me.

168
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Butters? You're dating Paris Hilton?

169
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You are grounded, mister!

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I'm sorry.

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Uh, sweetheart, isn't Paris
Hilton worth a lot of money?

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Chris, she's more than
twice Butters' age!

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Yes, and more than three
billion times his net worth.

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Everybody adores that girl, darling.
We should be nice to her too,

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especially if she's
in love with our son!

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Uhm, Paris, would you like
to have some cocoa with us?

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With schnapps and Scotch.

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So, Paris, I understand you're from
the prestigious Hilton family.

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Very nice hotels.

180
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I've gotta get outta here.
This place is stupid.

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Where am I?

182
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Oh, I wanna take Mr. Biggles with me.

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With you where?

184
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To live with me forever and ever,
you dumb broad. How much?

185
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How much? For Butters?

186
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Butters is our son. He's not for sale.

187
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I'll give you 200
million dollars for it.

188
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Escuse me?!

189
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I said I'll give you 200
million dollars for it!

190
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I'll write you a check for
Mr. Biggles right now.

191
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Chris, is she serious?

192
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Aj, Butters, why don't you take Paris
up to your room for a little while,

193
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Mommy and Daddy have to talk.

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Mom, Dad, I I love you. Please
don't sell me to Paris Hilton.

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Butters, right now!!

196
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We aren't honestly considering this?

197
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Darling, Paris is a billionaire.
She can give Butters everything he wants.

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We'd be terrible parents
NOT to consider it.

199
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But he's our son!

200
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I know, darling, but look...

201
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we have to think about
the rest of the family.

202
00:09:00,930 --> 00:09:02,722
The rest of the f- you do mean us?

203
00:09:02,723 --> 00:09:04,615
Yes, us, the rest of the family.

204
00:09:05,234 --> 00:09:08,613
What should we do, Mr.
Biggles? I drank too much.

205
00:09:09,223 --> 00:09:12,100
Oh my God, I'm so wasted!

206
00:09:12,567 --> 00:09:14,527
The room's all spinny.

207
00:09:15,111 --> 00:09:17,572
I'm... totally passing out.

208
00:09:31,752 --> 00:09:32,510
Hey Bebe!

209
00:09:32,511 --> 00:09:34,578
I heard you were having a party tonight.

210
00:09:34,579 --> 00:09:35,888
You wouldn't be interested, Wendy.

211
00:09:35,889 --> 00:09:38,805
My parents are out of town,
so it's a Stupid Spoiled Whore party.

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00:09:38,806 --> 00:09:40,480
I'm a stupid spoiled whore.

213
00:09:41,428 --> 00:09:44,330
Right. Please, Wendy, you're
like Class President and stuff!

214
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Yeah, and you get
straight A's in school!

215
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You're not even spoiled, because
your parents give money to charity!

216
00:09:49,321 --> 00:09:51,052
You don't want to go
to this party, Wendy!

217
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We're inviting all the boys,
and we're gonna play Spin the Bottle,

218
00:09:53,139 --> 00:09:55,659
and Two Minutes In The
Closet, and do ketamine.

219
00:09:55,660 --> 00:09:56,371
That's ok.

220
00:09:56,372 --> 00:09:58,690
Oh, please, do you even
know what ketsmine is?

221
00:09:58,691 --> 00:09:59,442
Yes.

222
00:09:59,660 --> 00:10:01,210
See? You are too smart.

223
00:10:01,410 --> 00:10:03,428
Yeah. We have no idea what ketamine is.

224
00:10:03,504 --> 00:10:06,091
Sorry Wendy. You're just
not a whore. Get lost!

225
00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:07,190
Yeah.

226
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:12,016
Hey, we'd better start
invitng boys to the party.

227
00:10:12,053 --> 00:10:13,708
Oooo look, here comes Clyde.

228
00:10:13,709 --> 00:10:15,297
Party at my house tonight, Clyde.

229
00:10:15,298 --> 00:10:16,451
You're invited.

230
00:10:16,459 --> 00:10:18,250
Mmm, I'd like a piece of that!

231
00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:19,404
I wanna do him.

232
00:10:19,436 --> 00:10:21,067
Oh, yeah. Here comes Kyle.

233
00:10:21,182 --> 00:10:22,900
Mmm, talk to me, kosher boy.

234
00:10:22,909 --> 00:10:25,024
I'd like to swivel his pixie stick.

235
00:10:25,066 --> 00:10:26,958
Party at my house tonight, Kyle.

236
00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:29,770
Tweek and Jason - that'd
be a great three-way.

237
00:10:29,771 --> 00:10:31,402
Yeah, they're invited too.

238
00:10:31,514 --> 00:10:34,232
Jason has a huge bulge.
You're gonna get it, boys.

239
00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:35,943
Now here's what I'm talking about.

240
00:10:35,944 --> 00:10:37,696
A little midngith blue!

241
00:10:37,809 --> 00:10:40,148
Yeah, I'd like to wax his crankshaft!

242
00:10:40,415 --> 00:10:42,568
Be at Bebe's house, tonight, at seven!

243
00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:51,450
Look, here comes Kevin.

244
00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:53,212
Hey Kevin, party at my house.

245
00:10:53,559 --> 00:10:55,407
I'd like to gargle his marbles.

246
00:10:55,559 --> 00:10:56,255
Yeah.

247
00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,278
You said it.

248
00:10:57,416 --> 00:10:58,743
See you there, Kev.

249
00:11:02,337 --> 00:11:05,881
"Dude, there's Cartman. We should
invite him to the party for sure. "

250
00:11:08,610 --> 00:11:09,568
Fuck you Millie,

251
00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:10,511
fuck you Annie,

252
00:11:10,512 --> 00:11:11,487
fuck you Bebe,

253
00:11:11,488 --> 00:11:12,897
fuck you whatever your name is,

254
00:11:12,898 --> 00:11:14,357
and fuck you, bitch!

255
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:21,173
Huh. Didn't I... Whoa, that's
the darnedest thing I ever saw.

256
00:11:22,709 --> 00:11:24,383
Ms. Hilton? Uh, Ms. Hilton.

257
00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:26,623
Where am I?

258
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,831
This room's all middle-class and small!

259
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,697
Ms. Hilton, we've talked
it over all night and...

260
00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:34,210
while your offer is enticing,

261
00:11:34,211 --> 00:11:37,625
I'm afraid we just can't sell you
our son for 200 million dollars.

262
00:11:39,190 --> 00:11:42,193
It'll have to be 250
million, cash, up front.

263
00:11:42,477 --> 00:11:43,624
Oh hamburgers!

264
00:11:43,709 --> 00:11:47,032
Yay Mr. Biggles, you're mine forever!

265
00:11:47,559 --> 00:11:49,350
Please! Ah I don't
want to live with her!

266
00:11:49,351 --> 00:11:51,534
She snores real bad,
and she has a huge nose,

267
00:11:51,535 --> 00:11:53,242
and a squishy thing that
lives in her pants!

268
00:11:53,243 --> 00:11:55,309
Please! Please don't sell me to her!

269
00:11:56,547 --> 00:11:58,526
All right, Butters, tell you what:

270
00:11:58,740 --> 00:12:02,469
if you can raise the 250 million
dollars yourself, you can stay.

271
00:12:02,470 --> 00:12:05,223
Uh, well huh, how am I supposed
to make that kind of money??

272
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,733
It's called "working" young man!

273
00:12:06,734 --> 00:12:09,995
Your grandfather was a coal miner for
fifty years; he never complained!

274
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:11,574
Get out there and start digging!

275
00:12:11,575 --> 00:12:12,554
Y- yes sir!

276
00:12:12,668 --> 00:12:14,417
I- I gotta... mine some coal...

277
00:12:14,418 --> 00:12:15,440
really fast!

278
00:12:17,238 --> 00:12:20,215
That should keep him busy for a while
while we get this transaction finished.

279
00:12:20,216 --> 00:12:22,325
Now, Ms. Hilton, how should we start?

280
00:12:29,795 --> 00:12:32,643
Ok, that's two minutes.
You can come out, Clyde, Bab.

281
00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:35,991
How was he, Bab?

282
00:12:36,017 --> 00:12:38,126
We had a great time, didn't we Clyde?

283
00:12:47,403 --> 00:12:50,251
Oh, hey, What's goin' on?
I'm uh, here for the party.

284
00:12:50,731 --> 00:12:52,188
Yeah? Who invited you?

285
00:12:52,508 --> 00:12:54,594
Oh uh uh Kelly. Kelly invited me.

286
00:12:54,695 --> 00:12:55,630
Kelly who?

287
00:12:56,087 --> 00:12:58,422
Kelly Rutherford Menskin.

288
00:12:58,839 --> 00:13:00,470
Kelly Rutherford Menskin?!

289
00:13:01,108 --> 00:13:01,859
Yeah?

290
00:13:02,877 --> 00:13:04,595
- Did you invite him?
- No!

291
00:13:05,495 --> 00:13:06,997
Oh wait wait wait, aah it wasn't her.

292
00:13:06,998 --> 00:13:10,281
That's right, I forgot, it was uh...
Kelly Pinkerton Tinfurter.

293
00:13:10,810 --> 00:13:12,441
Kelly Pinkerton Tinfurter?

294
00:13:13,003 --> 00:13:13,796
What?

295
00:13:14,072 --> 00:13:15,138
Oh Goddamnit!

296
00:13:20,881 --> 00:13:23,175
Oh, hello Wendy. Are you all right?

297
00:13:23,183 --> 00:13:24,379
No, I need help.

298
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,143
From from me?

299
00:13:26,144 --> 00:13:28,104
Actually, I was hoping
to see your boyfriend.

300
00:13:28,105 --> 00:13:30,910
Well sure, come on in. Mr.
Slave is right over here.

301
00:13:33,235 --> 00:13:37,656
Oh Jezuth, Jezuth Christh!

302
00:13:37,948 --> 00:13:38,883
Mr. Slave,

303
00:13:39,324 --> 00:13:41,651
little Wendy from class
wants to see you.

304
00:13:41,731 --> 00:13:42,878
Oh, hi Wendy.

305
00:13:43,078 --> 00:13:45,413
You need a little help
with your math homework?

306
00:13:45,414 --> 00:13:48,045
No, I need help becoming
a dirty whore like you.

307
00:13:49,359 --> 00:13:52,530
Oh dear. Mr. Slave, I think you and
Wendy better have a little talk.

308
00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:53,945
I'll make some cocoa.

309
00:13:55,681 --> 00:13:58,860
Mr. Slave, you're the most perverted,
lewd, depraved slut I know.

310
00:13:58,861 --> 00:13:59,877
Thank you sweetie.

311
00:13:59,878 --> 00:14:01,830
Can you teach me your secret fast?

312
00:14:01,831 --> 00:14:05,516
Honey, I didn't work to become
a whore, I was born a whore.

313
00:14:05,517 --> 00:14:08,437
I've been one...
ever since I can remember.

314
00:14:09,129 --> 00:14:11,847
Ever since I was a little
boy I seemed to enjoy...

315
00:14:12,074 --> 00:14:13,314
different things.

316
00:14:14,193 --> 00:14:16,185
Mommy, I think I have a fever.

317
00:14:16,186 --> 00:14:17,904
Can you take my temperature?

318
00:14:20,631 --> 00:14:21,784
Jezuth Christh.

319
00:14:22,781 --> 00:14:26,179
As I got older, I felt that
one boy was never enough.

320
00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:27,689
Hey, there's that queer kid.

321
00:14:27,781 --> 00:14:29,021
Let's tackle him!

322
00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:32,810
- Hey yeah, tackle the queer kid!
- We'll show you, queer!

323
00:14:34,254 --> 00:14:35,464
Jezuth Christh!

324
00:14:37,681 --> 00:14:40,681
So you see, I can't make
you into a whore, Wendy.

325
00:14:40,766 --> 00:14:43,006
But why would you want to be one anyway?

326
00:14:43,088 --> 00:14:44,572
Because all the other girls are.

327
00:14:44,573 --> 00:14:47,391
They're having a huge sex party
right now and I'm not invited.

328
00:14:47,392 --> 00:14:49,811
A what?? For God's sake, where??

329
00:14:52,806 --> 00:14:56,310
You work eighteen hours
and what do you get?

330
00:14:56,451 --> 00:14:59,288
Parents sell ya to Paris Hilton.

331
00:15:01,615 --> 00:15:02,681
Look at that.

332
00:15:02,731 --> 00:15:05,252
A bear, mining for coal.

333
00:15:05,731 --> 00:15:07,319
Well. I never.

334
00:15:10,205 --> 00:15:11,449
Well Butters, how'd it go?

335
00:15:11,450 --> 00:15:13,484
Did you dig up 200 million
dollar's worth of coal?

336
00:15:13,485 --> 00:15:15,279
Well, no, not quite.

337
00:15:15,404 --> 00:15:19,783
Well, too bad. Ms. Hilton did raise the
money, so you'll be going off with her.

338
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,396
Well ah, shucks!

339
00:15:23,278 --> 00:15:24,909
Bye, sweetie, we love you!

340
00:15:25,781 --> 00:15:27,616
Smile Mr. Biggles!

341
00:15:27,931 --> 00:15:32,020
This time I have to get a picture of
my new pet BEFORE anything happens.

342
00:15:32,563 --> 00:15:33,939
Before what happens?

343
00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:53,274
Mr. Biggles!

344
00:15:53,275 --> 00:15:54,901
Mr. Biggles, come back!

345
00:15:55,494 --> 00:15:57,211
You'd better help me find him!

346
00:15:57,212 --> 00:15:59,298
No Mr. Biggles, no money!

347
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,257
Oh that troublemaking son of ours!

348
00:16:01,258 --> 00:16:04,585
Butters! Butters, you get back
here or you are grounded, mister!

349
00:16:15,650 --> 00:16:16,984
Oh Jezuth!

350
00:16:20,054 --> 00:16:21,597
Kids, kids!

351
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,340
Ew, potty mouth!

352
00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:24,840
Shut off the light.

353
00:16:24,841 --> 00:16:25,950
Oh, thank God.

354
00:16:26,918 --> 00:16:29,024
Girls, what on earth are you doing?

355
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,133
We're being stupid spoiled whores.

356
00:16:31,248 --> 00:16:33,053
H- help! You've gotta hide me!

357
00:16:34,024 --> 00:16:35,829
Uh don't tell her I'm in here!

358
00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:37,004
What did you do, Wendy?!

359
00:16:37,005 --> 00:16:39,830
Go rat on us because you're not
invited to our Paris Hilton party?!

360
00:16:39,831 --> 00:16:42,208
Ok, I think this has
all gone far enough!

361
00:16:42,342 --> 00:16:45,974
Now look, the last person you
want to be like is Paris Hilton!

362
00:16:46,154 --> 00:16:47,789
Mr. Biggles!

363
00:16:48,024 --> 00:16:50,191
Paris Hilton is a nobody!

364
00:16:50,325 --> 00:16:54,162
She may have money, but she's a
thoughtless, talentless lowlife!

365
00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:56,631
Who the fuck are you calling a lowlife?!

366
00:16:56,956 --> 00:17:00,001
Wow, Paris Hilton is
at my party! I rule!

367
00:17:02,103 --> 00:17:06,274
Hon, will you just tell these girls that
being a whore isn't such a great thing.

368
00:17:06,466 --> 00:17:08,025
What isn't great about it?

369
00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:10,320
What's more to life than partying?

370
00:17:10,445 --> 00:17:15,825
Look girls, I've partied a lot. Ok?
And I'm telling you, there's more to life.

371
00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:18,887
You don't even know what
partying is, loser.

372
00:17:18,895 --> 00:17:21,272
Sweetie, really, don't go there, ok?

373
00:17:21,506 --> 00:17:25,709
Oh I went there. I went there, took
some pictures, and flew back already.

374
00:17:26,974 --> 00:17:28,374
Wow, what a bitch.

375
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:29,488
Sweetie, listen,

376
00:17:29,489 --> 00:17:32,733
I know you've done some partying
in your private little rich life,

377
00:17:32,734 --> 00:17:35,544
but you don't even wanna know
the kind of stuff I've done.

378
00:17:35,545 --> 00:17:38,798
I'm the real whore, and I'm
telling you, it isn't great.

379
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:42,352
Oh yeah?! I challenge
you to a whore-off!

380
00:17:43,728 --> 00:17:45,688
- Whore-off!
- Whore-off!

381
00:17:48,533 --> 00:17:52,245
Ahh testing? Hello?
Ok uh, welcome everyone.

382
00:17:52,498 --> 00:17:57,135
The South Park Chamber of Commerce is
pleased to bring you the first annual

383
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,621
"Who Is The Biggest Whore" showdown.

384
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,734
Mr. Slave has no idea what he's in for.

385
00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:06,623
Paris is gonna rock his world.

386
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:10,743
I'm... not quite sure how we...
start this competition off, but uh-

387
00:18:10,744 --> 00:18:12,679
I'll show ya how we start it off.

388
00:18:21,379 --> 00:18:23,797
What is Mr. Slave doing?
He he's just sitting there.

389
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:25,682
Give him time, Wendy. Give him time.

390
00:18:25,683 --> 00:18:27,060
Come on, Mr. Slave.

391
00:18:28,119 --> 00:18:29,011
Back off!

392
00:18:29,128 --> 00:18:31,381
None of you losers are enough for me!

393
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,479
Oh no she di'int.

394
00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:22,717
Jezuth.

395
00:19:28,071 --> 00:19:29,441
Now, that's a whore!

396
00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:34,840
Wow, I guess Paris isn't
such hot shit after all.

397
00:19:35,445 --> 00:19:38,448
People, don't applaud me.
I'm a dirty whore.

398
00:19:40,074 --> 00:19:45,121
Being spoiled and stupid and whorish is
supposed to be a bad thing, remember?

399
00:19:45,747 --> 00:19:47,575
Parents, if you don't
teach your children

400
00:19:47,576 --> 00:19:50,350
that people like Paris Hilton
are supposed to be despised,

401
00:19:50,351 --> 00:19:52,156
where are they gonna learn it?

402
00:19:52,245 --> 00:19:53,385
You have to be the-

403
00:19:54,013 --> 00:19:55,166
Jezuth Christh.

404
00:19:55,339 --> 00:19:57,081
You have to be the ones to make sure

405
00:19:57,082 --> 00:19:59,930
your daughters aren't looking
up to the wrong people.

406
00:20:00,361 --> 00:20:04,949
The homosexual is right. From now on, Bebe,
you're going to dress like a little girl.

407
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,167
Wendy, we're sorry we called you names.

408
00:20:07,168 --> 00:20:08,861
Like not-stupid and not-spoiled.

409
00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:10,911
Yeah, and I didn't mean to
say you weren't a whore.

410
00:20:10,912 --> 00:20:12,282
That's ok, you guys.

411
00:20:12,862 --> 00:20:16,152
So- so that's it?
No 200 million dollars?

412
00:20:16,812 --> 00:20:18,834
Well, Butters, I hope you're happy!

413
00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:20,481
I'm a bad bear.

414
00:20:20,732 --> 00:20:22,567
I'm a very bad old bear.

415
00:20:22,808 --> 00:20:24,439
You're grounded, old bear.

416
00:20:27,989 --> 00:20:30,199
Oh my God, it's so gross!

417
00:20:30,636 --> 00:20:32,301
Let me out of here!

418
00:20:36,397 --> 00:20:37,854
What the fuck is that?

419
00:20:38,975 --> 00:20:42,895
Paris, you must find the way out of
this place or you'll surely die.

420
00:20:43,563 --> 00:20:44,281
What?

421
00:20:44,956 --> 00:20:46,515
Make your way to the small intestine.

422
00:20:46,516 --> 00:20:49,309
There you will meet the Sparrow Prince,
who can guide you to Catatafish.

423
00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:51,245
Now go, Paris Hilton. Make haste!

424
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:57,402
A great adventure is
waiting for you ahead.

425
00:20:57,694 --> 00:21:01,862
Hurry onward Paris Hilton
or you will soon be dead.