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Hey, check it out, dude. Somebody
bought the Donovans' old house.

2
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Yeah, I think they already moved in.

3
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I saw moving vans in their
driveway two days ago.

4
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I hope they're not Austrians.
That's the last thing this town needs.

5
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Hey look!

6
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Hello.

7
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Hey. Do you live here?

8
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Yeah, I just moved here with my dad.

9
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Are you gonna be my new friends?

10
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No.

11
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I really like your town.

12
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My dad wanted to move somewhere
to get away from it all.

13
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He said he wanted piece and quiet,

14
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and to live with a bunch of
hicks who don't know anything.

15
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What's that you're wearing?

16
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It's my mask. My daddy says it's
best for me to hide my face.

17
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My name's Blanket.

18
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Your name is Blanket. Right.
Well, Blanket, I'm Howdy Doody,

19
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and these are my friends
Timsy, Winky and Nod.

20
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Unfortunately, we have to be off to the Land
of Booger Trees, so we'll be leaving now.

21
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Wait, don't you guys wanna
come inside and play?

22
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Huh look dude, we're in
the fourth grade, ok?

23
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You know what that means? It means
we don't hang out with a little kid.

24
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Come on, guys, let's get
back to our Big Wheels.

25
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We have arcade games inside.

26
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Dad?

27
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Whoa. Dude, no way.

28
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Oh my God, this is awesome!

29
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Dude, are these all your toys?

30
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No, this is all my dad's stuff.
He loves toys and video games.

31
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Dude, he must be loaded!
What does he do?

32
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He's retired now.

33
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Oh my God, dude! Your dad must
be the coolest dad in the world!

34
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Come on, my dad's probably
out in the back yard.

35
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Oh, kick ass! Dude, why
isn't my house like this?!

36
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Dad, you out here??

37
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Here I am, Blanket!

38
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Blanket!! Oh my beautiful blanket!

39
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What's wrong with his face?

40
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Be cool, dude. I, I think maybe
he's a burn victim or something.

41
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Guys, this is my dad,

42
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Michael Ja- Jefferson!

43
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Michael... Jefferson, yeh.

44
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Hey, you wanna play with me?

45
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Come on, let's climb the tree!

46
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Come on, climb the tree, climb the tree!

47
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Have you been up my...
Wishing Tree? Tuh!

48
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It's where I come to think and dream.

49
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And now I'd like to show you
my ... Wishing Tree. Jam on!

50
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Where we can laugh and
giggle and scream. Hee hee!

51
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Imagination is the key. Mr.
Jefferson, your son can't get up.

52
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Won't you imagine along with me?

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Mr. Jefferson?

54
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We can be spacemen, or pirates
on the sea Chuckajam on

55
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Yes we can do everything, and I
mean, everything! Chuckajam on

56
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Up in my Wishing Tree! Hee hee!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

57
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Hey you guys! You guys! You gotta
come with us over to the Jeffersons!

58
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The Jeffersons?

59
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They're a new family that
just moved to South Park!

60
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We met this kid named Blanket,
and he has the coolest dad in the world!

61
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Mr. Jefferson said we can invite all the
kids in town to go play over at their house.

62
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They have like, video games and
rides and a cotton-candy machine

63
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oh, and, and in their back yard,
guess what they have in their back yard??

64
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Guess. A train.

65
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No way.

66
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Yeah way, Craig!

67
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And if you don't believe in Mr.
Jefferson, then you can just not come!

68
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I believe in Mr. Jefferson.

69
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Weeeeeee, look at us on
the swing! We're swinging!

70
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Who wants the first cotton candy?

71
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Memememememememememe...

72
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Mememe! I'm first! I'm first!

73
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Ooooh, let's go ride
the choo-choo train!

74
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Choo-choo train! Yay!

75
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Let's ride the train! The train!

76
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Would you like to ride
the train with me,

77
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and start a magical journey?

78
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Yes I would, Mr. Jefferson.

79
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You're so awesome, Mr. Jefferson.

80
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Cartman, you have a beautiful voice.

81
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Thank you Mr. Jefferson. So do you.

82
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Let's ride and ride
on the train together

83
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...Train together

84
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On a journey through both of our minds.

85
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...I've got time. Do youuu??

86
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Dude, what happened to your knee?

87
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I fell down.

88
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Mr. Jefferson!

89
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Choo-choo train, it's all fun and games.

90
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Choo-choo train.

91
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Mr.! Goddamnit. Here, come on.
We need to clean that up.

92
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Alright, this is gonna
sting for a second.

93
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- Ow!
- I know, I know. Be cool.

94
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Thank you. That already feels better.

95
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So, dude, do you have
any brothers or sisters?

96
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I have a half-brother and a half-sister.

97
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But they live with their mom now.

98
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And where is your mom?

99
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I don't have a mom.

100
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You must have a mom.

101
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You mean she doesn't live here,
or she's dead, or what?

102
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No. I was made in a laboratory.

103
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What?

104
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My daddy wanted to have a baby,
so he put me in a test tube.

105
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Then, they put me in a woman's
tummy, and, when I was born

106
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Daddy took me home.

107
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So you never met your mom?

108
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Noo... But I used to have a lot of
bodyguards and nannies, if that counts.

109
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Yeah. Yeah, that counts.

110
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Oh man, that was great!

111
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You guys know what Mr. Jefferson said?

112
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He said I'm his best friend,

113
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and I can go over to his
house whenever I want!

114
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I'm supposed to go right back
over there after dinner tonight!

115
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You guys, I feel kinda bad for that kid.

116
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You feel bad for him?! He has
everything a kid could want!

117
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Mr. Jefferson just seems like he
wants to be a kid, not have one.

118
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Oh, you know what?!
This makes perfect sense!

119
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A guy moves into South Park with
a FERRIS wheel in his back yard,

120
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and KYLE has to see a problem with it!

121
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Mr. Jefferson is the best thing that's
happened to this town in a long time,

122
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and if you miss this up, so help me GOD,

123
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I will rip your balls
off with my bare hands!

124
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With my bare hands, Goddamn you!

125
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Well, there he is. Where
have you been all afternoon.

126
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I was over at the new
neighbors, the Jeffersons.

127
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Oh, are they nice people?

128
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Yeah. It's just a dad and his son.

129
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Well, we're supposed to have the
Broflovskis and the Stotches

130
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over for dinner tonight.

131
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Maybe I'll invite Mr. Jefferson too.

132
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So, Mr. Jefferson, did I hear you
say you moved here from Kentucky?

133
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Kentucky, yeh.

134
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I heard people saying you
all were from Illinois.

135
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No, theh, they're
ignorant. That's ignorant.

136
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What kind of work do
you do, Mr. Jefferson?

137
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Oh I'm retired now, but,
I was in... pharmaceuticals

138
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Well our boys have really
taken a liking to you.

139
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You seem to really have a way with them.

140
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I just id- identify so
much with children.

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Their innocence, their beauty.

142
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I think that God is in
the face of every child.

143
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...Yeeeah.

144
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...They are fun.

145
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Boys, you ok out there?

146
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Fine Mom.

147
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Wow, these are great.

148
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What are they called again?

149
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They're TV dinners.

150
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Don't you wanna take that
veil off so you can eat?

151
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Nah, I'm not supposed to.

152
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Dad says I have to keep my face hidden.

153
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What the hell is going on?!

154
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Are you having Mr.
Jefferson over for dinner?!

155
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No, my parents are.

156
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You guys better not be trying
to Bogart my friend away!

157
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What?

158
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He is MY friend, got it?!

159
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I was friends with him before
you assholes were, and I hoowi-

160
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Stan! Stan, I'm serisouslih!

161
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You'd better not be talking bad
about me in there to Mr. Jefferson!

162
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Hey, you know Kobe Bryant
was up in Eagle today.

163
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Oh yeah? What do you
think, Mr. Jefferson?

164
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Do you think Kobe's guilty or innocent?

165
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I think he's definitely going to jail.

166
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I just love seeing smug
celebrities get their comeuppance.

167
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think it's wrong what the
police do to wealthy black men.

168
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Oh come on, Mr. Jefferson,
you're not one of those who think

169
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that the police go around framing rich
black people just because they're jealous..

170
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Yeah! Because their hearts
are full of greed and

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they have... doodoo in their soul.

172
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Hey Sergeant, take a look at this.

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Whatcha got?

174
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Looks like a new family has
just moved into South Park.

175
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One Mr. Jefferson, age 50,
bought a house there and paid cash.

176
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He seems to have a lot of money.

177
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So, what's the problem?

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Take a look. Says here...

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He's black.

180
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By God, so he is. Black and rich.

181
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Time to take this Mr. Jefferson
down, just like we did Kobe.

182
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Let's go people! We've got
another rich black guy.

183
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I want him humiliated and dragged through
the dirt, and I want it done by the books!

184
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Kyle?

185
00:08:17,770 --> 00:08:19,696
Hey, Stan, whatcha doin'?

186
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Mr. Jefferson- Awww!

187
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It's 1:30 in the morning!

188
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Look at me, I'm Peter Pan. T- shamon!

189
00:08:26,125 --> 00:08:29,049
I'm a little boy forever. Hey!

190
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Mr. Jefferson, I have to
go to school tomorrow!

191
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Oh, son of a bitch! I knew it!

192
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What the hell are you doing, Stan?!

193
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I'll tell you what you're doing!

194
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You're trying to steal MY best friend!

195
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He just showed up here.

196
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Remember, Mr. Jefferson?
You said we were best friends.

197
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Jesus Christ!

198
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Dude, look who I found prowling
around in my back yard.

199
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Hi Stan.

200
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He was out all alone in
the middle of the night.

201
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Mr. Jefferson isn't even home.

202
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I know. He's here. What??

203
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Oh Kyle, Blanket, yay,
it's a slumber party!

204
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No! Mr. Jefferson, you need
to take your son home.

205
00:09:00,284 --> 00:09:02,303
We can't go home. There's
a ghost in our house.

206
00:09:02,304 --> 00:09:03,935
Me and Blanket are scared.

207
00:09:03,936 --> 00:09:05,654
Dad says it wants to eat us.

208
00:09:05,955 --> 00:09:07,428
Please don't make us go back home.

209
00:09:07,429 --> 00:09:09,519
Please! We're scared, we're scared!

210
00:09:09,602 --> 00:09:10,505
We're scared!

211
00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:11,354
Hee hee!

212
00:09:11,935 --> 00:09:15,011
Ok, fine, we'll all stay here,
but we're going to sleep now!

213
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Come on, Blanket.

214
00:09:20,491 --> 00:09:23,421
Now let's all sleep and dream Heehee!

215
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of fun and adventurous things shamon!

216
00:09:26,803 --> 00:09:29,649
It's time for us all to say goodnight

217
00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:41,169
Mr. Jefferson, I wish I could be around
you all the time. You're awesome.

218
00:09:41,274 --> 00:09:43,302
I think you're awesome too, Cartman.

219
00:09:43,303 --> 00:09:44,021
Yeah?

220
00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:44,838
Yeah.

221
00:09:45,332 --> 00:09:46,050
Yeah?

222
00:09:46,177 --> 00:09:46,895
Yeah.

223
00:09:47,248 --> 00:09:47,966
Yeah?

224
00:09:49,869 --> 00:09:50,587
Haaa!

225
00:09:52,969 --> 00:09:55,673
What's the matter, Stan?
Did you have a bad dream?

226
00:09:55,674 --> 00:09:58,407
Yeah. A really bad dream. Oh Jesus!

227
00:10:03,063 --> 00:10:04,390
Murphy, you inside?

228
00:10:05,012 --> 00:10:06,295
We're inside, sir.

229
00:10:06,646 --> 00:10:10,111
Harris was right. This guy looks like he
has more money than all of us put together.

230
00:10:10,112 --> 00:10:11,395
Black sonofabitch!

231
00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:14,508
I'm planting the cocaine now.

232
00:10:14,612 --> 00:10:16,104
Johnson, what about you?

233
00:10:16,105 --> 00:10:18,127
Placing the blood spatter now, sir.

234
00:10:18,473 --> 00:10:19,278
Frakes?

235
00:10:19,402 --> 00:10:21,853
Placing pubic hair from
the raped girl now, sir.

236
00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:23,854
All right, when this
Jefferson guy shows up,

237
00:10:23,855 --> 00:10:25,629
arrest him fast and try not to beat him.

238
00:10:25,630 --> 00:10:28,087
There could be neighbors
with video cameras.

239
00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:31,464
Why do we do it, Harris?

240
00:10:31,914 --> 00:10:32,588
Sir?

241
00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:35,713
Why is it that us policement around
the country have such a passion

242
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for framing wealthy African-Americans
with crimes they didn't commit?

243
00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:42,928
Oh why? I guess I never thought
about why, sir. We just do it.

244
00:10:43,087 --> 00:10:45,454
Twenty-five years I've
been on the force.

245
00:10:45,567 --> 00:10:48,891
I've seen every kind of sick, depraved
act known to humanity and still,

246
00:10:48,892 --> 00:10:52,386
when I see a black man walk by
who has more money than me, I...

247
00:10:52,499 --> 00:10:55,043
want to vomit my gizzards
right in the gutter.

248
00:10:55,317 --> 00:10:58,219
But why? Maybe there is no reason.

249
00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:01,515
Maybe there's just a big blue ball
out there that's mostly covered

250
00:11:01,516 --> 00:11:04,277
with water and we're just
goin' along for the ride.

251
00:11:09,308 --> 00:11:11,200
Stan, time to get up for school.

252
00:11:11,478 --> 00:11:13,225
Stan? What the-?

253
00:11:14,324 --> 00:11:15,846
Mr. Jefferson?!

254
00:11:15,986 --> 00:11:18,400
Oh oh, we were just
having a slumber party.

255
00:11:18,579 --> 00:11:21,036
Mr. Jefferson, this is
highly inappropriate!

256
00:11:21,087 --> 00:11:23,426
Inappropriate? No,
you're being ignorant.

257
00:11:23,586 --> 00:11:24,913
They're my friends.

258
00:11:25,135 --> 00:11:28,912
You see, I I didn't have a childhood,
so I'm really just a child myself.

259
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:32,405
Here, everything's ok. I want you
each to have a hundred dollars.

260
00:11:32,406 --> 00:11:35,731
Wow, I'm gonna go buy that new
sport coat I've been wanting.

261
00:11:37,314 --> 00:11:39,765
Come on, Blanket. We have to
go home and feed the animals.

262
00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:40,832
Bye, friends.

263
00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:45,173
Boys, I do not want you going
over to Mr. Jefferson's anymore.

264
00:11:45,174 --> 00:11:46,190
Do you understand?

265
00:11:46,191 --> 00:11:48,585
You don't have to tell us twice,
Mom. That guy's a freak!

266
00:11:48,586 --> 00:11:50,473
Not go to Mr. Jefferson's anymore?

267
00:11:50,474 --> 00:11:54,504
Well, excuse my French, Mrs. Marsh,
but you can suck my fat hairy balls!

268
00:11:58,622 --> 00:11:59,862
Come on, Blanket!

269
00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:04,848
Hey Harris Harris Harris! Harris!

270
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:05,779
What what what?

271
00:12:05,780 --> 00:12:07,411
It's Jefferson! He's back!

272
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:10,909
All right, people. Let's give
Blacky a nice welcome home.

273
00:12:14,891 --> 00:12:17,261
Whoa, wait a minute!
That guy isn't black!

274
00:12:19,130 --> 00:12:22,043
Holy God, his son isn't
black either! Oh Jesus!

275
00:12:22,044 --> 00:12:26,243
This is Yeats! Stand down! I repeat,
stand down! Suspect is not black!

276
00:12:26,525 --> 00:12:29,144
You son of a bitch, you told my
this guy was African-American!

277
00:12:29,145 --> 00:12:31,145
It says right here on
the final sheet he is!

278
00:12:31,146 --> 00:12:33,386
Does that look like a black guy to you?!

279
00:12:33,457 --> 00:12:35,131
It said on the final sheet!

280
00:12:35,176 --> 00:12:36,763
Jesus Christ Monkeyballs!

281
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:42,080
We could have made an innocent man
go to jail who wasn't black! Oh!

282
00:12:47,168 --> 00:12:51,699
Jesus, Harris. What are we
becoming? We're supposed to...

283
00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:54,856
protect the people.
Where have we lost our way?

284
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,927
Sir, it's possible that he is black,
even though he doesn't look it.

285
00:12:57,928 --> 00:13:01,901
To hell with you!! I'm never gonna
frame an innocent man again!

286
00:13:02,122 --> 00:13:04,517
Unless I KNOW he's black for sure!!

287
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:07,080
All the adults are trying to get us.

288
00:13:07,081 --> 00:13:09,335
Get up to your room, Blanket,
and put your mask on!

289
00:13:09,336 --> 00:13:11,139
We can't go outside anymore!

290
00:13:23,604 --> 00:13:24,645
That poor kid.

291
00:13:24,646 --> 00:13:27,407
Dude, come on. We're not
supposed to go over there.

292
00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:30,592
Hi guys!

293
00:13:30,930 --> 00:13:31,952
Hey Blanket.

294
00:13:32,471 --> 00:13:35,514
Uh, look, we're goin' over to help my
dad chop wood. You... wanna come with?

295
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,065
Really? You mean it?

296
00:13:37,177 --> 00:13:41,263
Oh yay, my friends are here!
Come inside and play, guys!

297
00:13:41,517 --> 00:13:45,428
Ah, actually, Mr. Jefferson, we were seeing
if Blanket wanted to chop wood with us

298
00:13:45,429 --> 00:13:47,542
Chop wood? No, that's ignorant.

299
00:13:47,909 --> 00:13:50,453
That's poopie work.
Blanket and me wanna play!

300
00:13:50,586 --> 00:13:54,051
Mr. Jefferson, ih it might be good
for Blanket to learn how to chop wood

301
00:13:54,052 --> 00:13:56,379
Blanket likes to play,
don't you Blanket?

302
00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:59,124
Wee, look! He can fly!

303
00:13:59,232 --> 00:14:00,698
Jesus Christ, dude!

304
00:14:00,810 --> 00:14:01,570
Aaaaaah!!

305
00:14:01,571 --> 00:14:03,600
Stop, you fucking lunatic!!

306
00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:10,110
Dude, we have got to get
that kid away from him!

307
00:14:10,269 --> 00:14:12,721
No, Blanket, shhhh. Stop crying.

308
00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:15,201
It's ok, Blanket. Here, look.

309
00:14:15,567 --> 00:14:21,203
Jeekabee durtah! Ow!
There, Blanket, shhhh.

310
00:14:21,499 --> 00:14:25,276
Hey, hey look, hey look.
I got your nose.

311
00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:30,714
Look! Lookit, I got your nose.
I got your nose, Blanket. See?

312
00:14:31,391 --> 00:14:32,587
I got your nose.

313
00:14:39,233 --> 00:14:43,432
Aaaaaaaa!

314
00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:45,348
No, Blanket, stop!

315
00:14:45,461 --> 00:14:47,570
It's ignorant. You're being ignorant!

316
00:14:49,772 --> 00:14:52,707
Harrison, why haven't you
called? You know how I worry.

317
00:14:52,731 --> 00:14:55,803
I'm givin' up, Maggie.
I'm quitting the force.

318
00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:58,142
Quitting the force? You?

319
00:14:58,362 --> 00:15:00,210
None of it makes sense anymore.

320
00:15:00,561 --> 00:15:03,011
I don't even know if what
we're doing is right.

321
00:15:03,012 --> 00:15:05,491
The last thirteen hours we've
been working on a case,

322
00:15:05,492 --> 00:15:07,992
trying to get a real
scumbag off the streets.

323
00:15:08,028 --> 00:15:11,748
And when he walked up to the door,
I could have sworn he was white.

324
00:15:12,114 --> 00:15:15,750
Maybe I can't tell the difference
anymore. Maybe it doesn't matter.

325
00:15:16,379 --> 00:15:18,942
Because it seems like every
time we frame a rich black guy,

326
00:15:18,943 --> 00:15:22,325
he's back out on the streets
in no time. It's just like OJ.

327
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,283
Do you know how hard those
cops worked to frame him?

328
00:15:25,284 --> 00:15:27,176
The tireless hours they put in??

329
00:15:27,425 --> 00:15:29,848
And then he just gets off
because somebody messed up

330
00:15:29,849 --> 00:15:32,306
and said the N word out
loud too many times.

331
00:15:32,582 --> 00:15:36,668
I guess I'm just tired.
I'm jast damn tired.

332
00:15:36,931 --> 00:15:39,823
Not another word of that kind
of talk, Harrison Yeats.

333
00:15:40,115 --> 00:15:42,679
Believe me I would love nothin' more
than to have you quit the force

334
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,961
and no longer have to worry about
whether or not you're comin' home.

335
00:15:44,962 --> 00:15:49,245
But I know you. Framin' rich black men for
crimes they didn't commit is in your blood.

336
00:15:49,809 --> 00:15:52,232
Wipin' that rich, smug
smile off their faces is

337
00:15:52,233 --> 00:15:54,489
the only thing that
puts a smile on yours.

338
00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:56,576
You're a good cop, Harrsion Yeats.

339
00:15:56,660 --> 00:15:59,900
You don't have to question that.
Because I'm here to tell you.

340
00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:02,238
And you're a good wife, Maggie.

341
00:16:02,345 --> 00:16:04,498
You know me better than I know myself.

342
00:16:04,939 --> 00:16:06,178
Where're you goin'?

343
00:16:06,179 --> 00:16:08,419
Think I've got a little more work to do.

344
00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:20,474
Mr. Jefferson? It's your best friend
in the whole wide world, Eric Cartman.

345
00:16:20,475 --> 00:16:23,405
Mr. Jefferson? I came to
sleep over tonight, remember?

346
00:16:24,246 --> 00:16:27,514
No, Dr. Nelson, I'm telling you,
you have to fly out here right now!

347
00:16:27,515 --> 00:16:29,015
My nose came off again!

348
00:16:29,966 --> 00:16:33,206
I know you live in California;
I'll pay for your plane ticket!

349
00:16:33,573 --> 00:16:34,953
But I'm falling apart!

350
00:16:34,954 --> 00:16:37,010
I need some more of that
cream and the injections!

351
00:16:37,011 --> 00:16:38,685
I have to look young again!

352
00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:41,323
Oh, I'm melting!

353
00:16:42,524 --> 00:16:44,341
All right. Thanks a lot
for helping us, dude.

354
00:16:44,342 --> 00:16:45,524
Yeah, sure, whatever.

355
00:16:45,525 --> 00:16:46,588
You just gotta pretend you're Blanket

356
00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:48,379
until we can get the real
Blanket somewhere safe.

357
00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:49,639
Aren't I too big to be Blanket?

358
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,772
I don't think Mr. Jefferson pays
enough attention to his son to notice.

359
00:16:51,773 --> 00:16:52,621
Come on!

360
00:16:57,228 --> 00:16:58,553
Blanket, you in here?

361
00:16:58,554 --> 00:16:59,628
Hi guys!

362
00:16:59,726 --> 00:17:02,330
Shh, Blanket, we're gonna take
you away for a little while, ok?

363
00:17:02,331 --> 00:17:05,506
You are? Oh thank you
thank you thank you!

364
00:17:05,507 --> 00:17:06,727
All right dude, get in his bed.

365
00:17:06,728 --> 00:17:08,550
All right, but you guys owe me for this.

366
00:17:08,551 --> 00:17:11,573
Dude, whatever. At least you
finally get to do something.

367
00:17:12,969 --> 00:17:15,029
Santa Barbara Police
Department, this is Snetzl.

368
00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:18,969
Hello, this is Sergeant Yeats over at the
Park County Police Department in Colorado.

369
00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:20,891
Yes, sergeant. What can I do for you?

370
00:17:20,892 --> 00:17:24,033
Well, we've been trying to frame this
guy who just moved into our town

371
00:17:24,034 --> 00:17:26,264
and the fil-o-fax says
he moved from yoru area.

372
00:17:26,265 --> 00:17:27,877
One Martin Jefferson?

373
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:31,744
Hm. No, we never had a any rich
African-Americans named Jefferson here.

374
00:17:31,745 --> 00:17:34,023
If we had, we would have
framed him ourselves.

375
00:17:34,024 --> 00:17:36,288
Well, he doesn't really look that black.

376
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,694
Yeah, I don't uh...

377
00:17:37,695 --> 00:17:38,834
Hold on a second.

378
00:17:38,835 --> 00:17:41,249
There was oine we framed
a couple of times,

379
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,507
but the black bastard
was so rich he made bail

380
00:17:43,508 --> 00:17:44,996
and disappeared before the trial.

381
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,494
You say he disappeared?

382
00:17:46,495 --> 00:17:47,834
What did you frame him for?

383
00:17:47,835 --> 00:17:50,505
We uhhh found some kids that
had stayed over at his place,

384
00:17:50,506 --> 00:17:53,224
and we asked them to lie and make
up some false molestation charges.

385
00:17:53,225 --> 00:17:54,445
Molestation, nice.

386
00:17:54,446 --> 00:17:56,236
Yeah, it was a lot of work. Took years,

387
00:17:56,237 --> 00:17:58,099
but we were finally able to arrest him.

388
00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:00,818
Then we planted some evidence,
took embarassing photos of his penis,

389
00:18:00,819 --> 00:18:03,358
and threw him in a dirty prison cell
with doodie feces on the walls.

390
00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:05,251
You should have seen him squirm!

391
00:18:05,313 --> 00:18:07,847
That's damn fine police work,
sergeant. Damn fine.

392
00:18:07,848 --> 00:18:11,201
Heh yeah, but the point is this guy
didn't really look black either.

393
00:18:11,202 --> 00:18:14,833
We had to sneak in while he was asleep
and get a DNA sample to be sure.

394
00:18:14,964 --> 00:18:17,911
Jesus Christ Monkeyballs!
It must be the same guy!

395
00:18:19,595 --> 00:18:21,548
Mr. Jefferson, hello??

396
00:18:21,956 --> 00:18:24,848
Come on, Blanket! We gotta
go before your dad sees us.

397
00:18:25,882 --> 00:18:27,904
What are you doing with my Blanket?

398
00:18:34,178 --> 00:18:36,100
Come on, Blanket, play with me.

399
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,934
Jeechabee durtah! Hee!

400
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,973
HAAAAA! Go go RUUN!

401
00:18:41,769 --> 00:18:43,049
HAAAAA!

402
00:18:43,294 --> 00:18:46,687
Wuchatennah! Jamonah! Heehee!

403
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:49,505
Oh Jesus! What the hell
is going on, you guys?

404
00:18:49,611 --> 00:18:52,382
My Blanket! Let's play, Blanket!

405
00:18:52,753 --> 00:18:54,478
Nonono wait, I'm not Blanket!

406
00:18:54,479 --> 00:18:56,616
Wee, he can fly! He can fly!

407
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,213
Aaaah! Aaaah, stop!

408
00:19:00,677 --> 00:19:02,438
Oh my God, they killed Kenny!

409
00:19:02,462 --> 00:19:03,484
You bastard!

410
00:19:03,770 --> 00:19:07,246
Blanket? Blanket! Come play!

411
00:19:07,304 --> 00:19:08,537
Nooo! Come on!

412
00:19:11,427 --> 00:19:12,623
Run Blanket Run!

413
00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:16,307
Hang on, Blanket!

414
00:19:17,575 --> 00:19:18,409
Heehee!

415
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:21,004
Freeze, Jefferson! The gig is up!

416
00:19:21,309 --> 00:19:23,658
You are wanted for child mo-les-tation!

417
00:19:24,409 --> 00:19:27,873
No! I am sick and tired of
people harassing Mr. Jefferson!

418
00:19:28,056 --> 00:19:31,143
All I've been hearing since Mr.
Jefferson moved here are sick lies!

419
00:19:31,144 --> 00:19:35,160
That he molests children, that he's a
bad father, that he has plastic surgery!

420
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,846
It's ignorant.

421
00:19:38,161 --> 00:19:40,229
Sure, maybe Mr. Jefferson's
a little different.

422
00:19:40,230 --> 00:19:42,293
But that's because he had to work
all the time when he was young

423
00:19:42,294 --> 00:19:43,643
and missed out on his childhood.

424
00:19:43,644 --> 00:19:47,231
What's wrong with wanting to have
the innocence and beauty of a child.

425
00:19:48,548 --> 00:19:52,384
All right, let's just say all the bad
things said about Mr. Jefferson are lies!

426
00:19:52,385 --> 00:19:55,073
Let's say the police department does
just go around spending their time

427
00:19:55,074 --> 00:19:56,846
framing people for crimes
they didn't commit!

428
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:57,891
Let's say it's all made up,

429
00:19:57,892 --> 00:19:59,546
and Mr. Jefferson is just a nice guy

430
00:19:59,547 --> 00:20:02,022
who's trying to be a child because
he never got to have a childhood.

431
00:20:02,023 --> 00:20:04,688
Well that's fine, except for
that he HAS children now!

432
00:20:04,689 --> 00:20:07,494
And when people have children,
they have to grow up!

433
00:20:09,367 --> 00:20:12,114
You're right. I've been so
obsessed with my childhood

434
00:20:12,115 --> 00:20:13,643
that I've forgotten about his.

435
00:20:13,644 --> 00:20:16,602
I thought having lots of rides
and toys was enough, but...

436
00:20:16,603 --> 00:20:18,293
Blanket doesn't need a playmate.

437
00:20:18,294 --> 00:20:21,311
He needs a father, and a normal
life. Chickuckoo gainuh.

438
00:20:21,709 --> 00:20:24,268
Blanket, I wanna give away all my money.

439
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,205
I I wanna get a normal job and...

440
00:20:26,206 --> 00:20:28,793
take a shot at raising
you in a normal setting.

441
00:20:31,782 --> 00:20:35,234
Look everybody! I'm a normal little boy.

442
00:20:35,536 --> 00:20:37,871
Well, if you're gonna give
away all your money, then,

443
00:20:37,872 --> 00:20:40,025
I guess we can drop all those charges.

444
00:20:40,274 --> 00:20:43,035
No point in putting another
poor black man in jail.

445
00:20:43,338 --> 00:20:45,491
All right! Things just might work out!

446
00:20:45,695 --> 00:20:46,968
Things can always work out,

447
00:20:46,969 --> 00:20:49,556
as long as we know we
have the power to change.

448
00:20:51,221 --> 00:20:56,611
We all have the power to change
if we search inside our hearts

449
00:20:56,887 --> 00:21:01,630
And we start to heal the
wounds of all our yesterdays

450
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:04,542
And you know it might be hard,

451
00:21:04,543 --> 00:21:07,593
but all you've got to do is start,

452
00:21:07,594 --> 00:21:12,287
And you can change all of
your evil molesting ways.

453
00:21:21,810 --> 00:21:23,478
Jejabee durtah!