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Hey, check it out, dude.

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Somebody bought the Donovans' old house.

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Yeah, I think they already moved in.

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I saw moving vans in their driveway two days ago.

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I hope they're not Austrians.
That's the last thing this town needs.

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Hey look!

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Hello.

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Hey. Do you live here?

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Yeah, I just moved here with my dad.

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Are you gonna be my new friends?

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No.

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I really like your town.

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My dad wanted to move somewhere
to get away from it all.

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He said he wanted piece and quiet,

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and to live with a bunch of hicks
who don't know anything.

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What's that you're wearing?

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It's my mask. My daddy says it's best
for me to hide my face.

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My name's Blanket.

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Your name is Blanket. Right.
Well, Blanket, I'm Howdy Doody,

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and these are my friends Timsy, Winky and Nod.

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Unfortunately, we have to be off to the
Land of Booger Trees, so we'll be leaving now.

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Wait, don't you guys wanna come inside and play?

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Huh look dude, we're in the fourth grade, okay?

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You know what that means? It means
we don't hang out with a little kid.

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Come on, guys, let's get back to our Big Wheels.

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We have arcade games inside.

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Dad?

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Whoa. Dude, no way.

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Oh my God, this is awesome!

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Dude, are these all your toys?

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No, this is all my dad's stuff.
He loves toys and video games.

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Dude, he must be loaded!
What does he do?

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He's retired now.

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Oh my God, dude! Your dad must
be the coolest dad in the world!

35
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Come on, my dad's probably out in the back yard.

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Oh, kick ass! Dude, why isn't my house like this?!

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Dad, you out here??

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Here I am, Blanket!

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Blanket!! Oh my beautiful blanket!

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What's wrong with his face?

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Be cool, dude. I, I think maybe he's
a burn victim or something.

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Guys, this is my dad,

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Michael Ja-
Jefferson!

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Michael ...Jefferson, yeh.

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Hey, you wanna play with me?

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Come on, let's climb the tree!

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Come on, climb the tree, climb the tree!

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Have you been up my ...Wishing Tree? Tuh!

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It's where I come to think and dream.

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And now I'd like to show you my
...Wishing Tree. Jam on!

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Where we can laugh and giggle and scream. Hee hee!

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Imagination is the key.
Mr. Jefferson, your son can't get up.

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Won't you imagine along with me?

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Mr. Jefferson?

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We can be spacemen, or pirates on the sea Chuckajam on

56
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Yes we can do everything, and I mean,
everything! Chuckajam on

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Up in my Wishing Tree! Hee hee!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

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Hey you guys! You guys! You gotta
come with us over to the Jeffersons!

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The Jeffersons?

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They're a new family that just moved to South Park!

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We met this kid named Blanket, and
he has the coolest dad in the world!

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Mr. Jefferson said we can invite
all the kids in town to go play over at their house.

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They have like, video games and rides
and a cotton-candy machine

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oh, and, and in their back yard,
guess what they have in their back yard??

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Guess.
A train.

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No way.

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Yeah way, Craig!

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And if you don't believe in Mr. Jefferson,
then you can just not come!

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I believe in Mr. Jefferson.

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Weeeeeee, look at us on the swing!
We're swinging!

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Who wants the first cotton candy?

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Memememememememememe...

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Mememe! I'm first! I'm first!

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Ooooh, let's go ride the choo-choo train!

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Choo-choo train! Yay!

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Let's ride the train! The train!

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Would you like to ride the train with me,

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and start a magical journey?

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Yes I would, Mr. Jefferson.

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You're so awesome, Mr. Jefferson.

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Cartman, you have a beautiful voice.

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Thank you Mr. Jefferson. So do you.

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Let's ride and ride on the train together

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... Train together

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On a journey through both of our minds.

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... I've got time. Do youuu??

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Dude, what happened to your knee?

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I fell down.

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Mr. Jefferson!

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Choo-choo train, it's all fun and games.

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Choo-choo train.

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Mr.! Goddamnit. Here, come on.
We need to clean that up.

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Alright, this is gonna sting for a second.

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- Ow!
- I know, I know. Be cool.

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Thank you. That already feels better.

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So, dude, do you have any brothers or sisters?

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I have a half-brother and a half-sister.

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But they live with their mom now.

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And where is your mom?

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I don't have a mom.

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You must have a mom.

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You mean she doesn't live here,
or she's dead, or what?

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No. I was made in a laboratory.

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What?

105
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My daddy wanted to have a baby,
so he put me in a test tube.

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Then, they put me in a woman's tummy,
and, when I was born

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Daddy took me home.

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So you never met your mom?

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Noo... But I used to have a lot of
bodyguards and nannies, if that counts.

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Yeah. Yeah, that counts.

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Oh man, that was great!

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You guys know what Mr. Jefferson said?

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He said I'm his best friend,

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and I can go over to his house whenever I want!

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I'm supposed to go right back
over there after dinner tonight!

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You guys, I feel kinda bad for that kid.

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You feel bad for him?!
He has everything a kid could want!

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Mr. Jefferson just seems like he wants
to be a kid, not have one.

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Oh, you know what?! This makes perfect sense!

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A guy moves into South Park with
a FERRIS wheel in his back yard,

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and KYLE has to see a problem with it!

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Mr. Jefferson is the best thing that's
happened to this town in a long time,

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and if you miss this up, so help me GOD,

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I will rip your balls off with my bare hands!

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With my bare hands, Goddamn you!

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Well, there he is. Where have you been all afternoon.

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I was over at the new neighbors, the Jeffersons.

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Oh, are they nice people?

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Yeah. It's just a dad and his son.

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Well, we're supposed to have the Broflovskis and the Stotches

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over for dinner tonight.

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Maybe I'll invite Mr. Jefferson too.

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So, Mr. Jefferson, did I hear you say
you moved here from Kentucky?

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Kentucky, yeh.

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I heard people saying you all were from Illinois.

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No, theh, they're ignorant. That's ignorant.

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What kind of work do you do, Mr. Jefferson?

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Oh I'm retired now, but, I was in... pharmaceuticals

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Well our boys have really taken a liking to you.

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You seem to really have a way with them.

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I just id- identify so much with children.

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Their innocence, their beauty.

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I think that God is in the face of every child.

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....Yeeeah.

145
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...They are fun.

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Boys, you okay out there?

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Fine Mom.

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Wow, these are great.

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What are they called again?

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They're TV dinners.

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Don't you wanna take that veil off so you can eat?

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Nah, I'm not supposed to.

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Dad says I have to keep my face hidden.

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What the hell is going on?!

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Are you having Mr. Jefferson over for dinner?!

156
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No, my parents are.

157
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You guys better not be trying to Bogart my friend away!

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What?

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He is MY friend, got it?!

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I was friends with him before you assholes were,
and I hoowi-

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Stan! Stan, I'm serisouslih!

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You'd better not be talking bad
about me in there to Mr. Jefferson!

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Hey, you know Kobe Bryant was up in Eagle today.

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Oh yeah? What do you think, Mr. Jefferson?

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Do you think Kobe's guilty or innocent?

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I think he's definitely going to jail.

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I just love seeing smug celebrities get their comeuppance.

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think it's wrong what the police do
to wealthy black men.

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Oh come on, Mr. Jefferson, you're
not one of those who think

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that the police go around framing rich
black people just because they're jealous..

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Yeah! Because their hearts are full of greed and

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they have... doodoo in their soul.

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Hey Sergeant, take a look at this.

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Whatcha got?

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Looks like a new family has just moved into South Park.

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One Mr. Jefferson, age 50, bought
a house there and paid cash.

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He seems to have a lot of money.

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So, what's the problem?

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Take a look. Says here...

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He's black.

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By God, so he is. Black and rich.

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Time to take this Mr. Jefferson
down, just like we did Kobe.

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Let's go people!
We've got another rich black guy.

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I want him humiliated and dragged through
the dirt, and I want it done by the books!

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Kyle?

186
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Hey, Stan, whatcha doin'?

187
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Mr. Jefferson- Awww!

188
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It's 1:30 in the morning!

189
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Look at me, I'm Peter Pan.
T-shamon!

190
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I'm a little boy forever.
Hey!

191
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Mr. Jefferson, I have to go to school tomorrow!

192
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Oh, son of a bitch! I knew it!

193
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What the hell are you doing, Stan?!

194
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I'll tell you what you're doing!

195
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You're trying to steal MY best friend!

196
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He just showed up here.

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Remember, Mr. Jefferson?
You said we were best friends.

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Jesus Christ!

199
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Dude, look who I found prowling around in my back yard.

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Hi Stan.

201
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He was out all alone in the middle of the night.

202
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Mr. Jefferson isn't even home.

203
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I know. He's here.
What??

204
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Oh Kyle, Blanket, yay, it's a slumber party!

205
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No! Mr. Jefferson, you need to take your son home.

206
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We can't go home.
There's a ghost in our house.

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Me and Blanket are scared.

208
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Dad says it wants to eat us.

209
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Please don't make us go back home.

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Please! We're scared, we're scared!

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We're scared!

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Hee hee!

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Okay, fine, we'll all stay here,
but we're going to sleep now!

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Come on, Blanket.

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Now let's all sleep and dream Heehee!

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of fun and adventurous things shamon!

217
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It's time for us all to say goodnight

218
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Mr. Jefferson, I wish I could be around you
all the time. You're awesome.

219
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I think you're awesome too, Cartman.

220
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Yeah?

221
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Yeah.

222
00:10:17,633 --> 00:10:18,112
Yeah?

223
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Yeah.

224
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Yeah?

225
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Haaa!

226
00:10:25,270 --> 00:10:26,960
What's the matter, Stan?
Did you have a bad dream?

227
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:30,708
Yeah. A really bad dream. Oh Jesus!

228
00:10:35,161 --> 00:10:36,316
Murphy, you inside?

229
00:10:37,110 --> 00:10:38,039
We're inside, sir.

230
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Harris was right. This guy looks like
he has more money than all of us put together.

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Black sonofabitch!

232
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I'm planting the cocaine now.

233
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Johnson, what about you?

234
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Placing the blood spatter now, sir.

235
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Frakes?

236
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Placing pubic hair from the raped girl now, sir.

237
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All right, when this Jefferson guy shows up,

238
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arrest him fast and try not to beat him.

239
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There could be neighbors with video cameras.

240
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Why do we do it, Harris?

241
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Sir?

242
00:11:05,022 --> 00:11:07,671
Why is it that us policement around
the country have such a passion

243
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for framing wealthy African-Americans
with crimes they didn't commit?

244
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Oh why? I guess I never thought
about why, sir. We just do it.

245
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Twenty-five years I've been on the force.

246
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I've seen every kind of sick,
depraved act known to humanity and still,

247
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when I see a black man walk
by who has more money than me, I...

248
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want to vomit my gizzards right in the gutter.

249
00:11:27,415 --> 00:11:30,317
But why? Maybe there is no reason.

250
00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:33,502
Maybe there's just a big blue ball
out there that's mostly covered

251
00:11:33,614 --> 00:11:35,756
with water and we're just goin' along for the ride.

252
00:11:41,406 --> 00:11:43,068
Stan, time to get up for school.

253
00:11:43,576 --> 00:11:45,323
Stan? What the-?

254
00:11:46,422 --> 00:11:47,944
Mr. Jefferson?!

255
00:11:48,084 --> 00:11:50,339
Oh oh, we were just having a slumber party.

256
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,762
Mr. Jefferson, this is highly inappropriate!

257
00:11:53,185 --> 00:11:55,524
Inappropriate?
No, you're being ignorant.

258
00:11:55,684 --> 00:11:56,811
They're my friends.

259
00:11:57,233 --> 00:12:01,010
You see, I I didn't have a childhood,
so I'm really just a child myself.

260
00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:04,222
Here, everything's okay.
I want you each to have a hundred dollars.

261
00:12:04,504 --> 00:12:07,829
Wow, I'm gonna go buy that
new sport coat I've been wanting.

262
00:12:09,412 --> 00:12:11,694
Come on, Blanket.
We have to go home and feed the animals.

263
00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:12,709
Bye, friends.

264
00:12:14,738 --> 00:12:17,190
Boys, I do not want you going over
to Mr. Jefferson's anymore.

265
00:12:17,330 --> 00:12:18,120
Do you understand?

266
00:12:18,289 --> 00:12:20,261
You don't have to tell us twice, Mom.
That guy's a freak!

267
00:12:20,684 --> 00:12:22,149
Not go to Mr. Jefferson's anymore?

268
00:12:22,572 --> 00:12:26,602
Well, excuse my French, Mrs. Marsh,
but you can suck my fat hairy balls!

269
00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:31,960
Come on, Blanket!

270
00:12:35,398 --> 00:12:36,892
Hey Harris Harris Harris! Harris!

271
00:12:37,061 --> 00:12:37,681
What what what?

272
00:12:37,878 --> 00:12:39,428
It's Jefferson! He's back!

273
00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:43,007
All right, people.
Let's give Blacky a nice welcome home.

274
00:12:46,989 --> 00:12:49,300
Whoa, wait a minute! That guy isn't black!

275
00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:53,950
Holy God, his son isn't black either!
Oh Jesus !

276
00:12:54,147 --> 00:12:58,346
This is Yeats! Stand down! I repeat,
stand down! Suspect is not black!

277
00:12:58,628 --> 00:13:01,136
You son of a bitch, you told my
this guy was African-American!

278
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:03,108
It says right here on the final sheet he is!

279
00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:05,278
Does that look like a black guy to you?!

280
00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,081
It said on the final sheet!

281
00:13:07,279 --> 00:13:08,857
Jesus Christ Monkeyballs!

282
00:13:09,026 --> 00:13:14,183
We could have made an innocent man
go to jail who wasn't black! Oh!

283
00:13:18,555 --> 00:13:23,627
Jesus, Harris. What are we becoming? We're supposed to...

284
00:13:23,825 --> 00:13:26,981
protect the people.
Where have we lost our way?

285
00:13:27,065 --> 00:13:29,912
Sir, it's possible that he is black,
even though he doesn't look it.

286
00:13:30,053 --> 00:13:34,026
To hell with you!! I'm never gonna
frame an innocent man again!

287
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,642
Unless I KNOW he's black for sure!!

288
00:13:37,177 --> 00:13:38,812
All the adults are trying to get us.

289
00:13:39,206 --> 00:13:41,264
Get up to your room, Blanket,
and put your mask on!

290
00:13:41,461 --> 00:13:43,264
We can't go outside anymore!

291
00:13:55,729 --> 00:13:56,659
That poor kid.

292
00:13:56,771 --> 00:13:59,364
Dude, come on. We're not supposed to go over there.

293
00:14:01,393 --> 00:14:02,717
Hi guys!

294
00:14:03,055 --> 00:14:03,619
Hey Blanket.

295
00:14:04,596 --> 00:14:07,358
Uh, look, we're goin' over to help my
dad chop wood. You... wanna come with?

296
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,190
Really? You mean it?

297
00:14:09,302 --> 00:14:13,388
Oh yay, my friends are here!
Come inside and play, guys!

298
00:14:13,642 --> 00:14:17,362
Ah, actually, Mr. Jefferson, we were seeing
if Blanket wanted to chop wood with us

299
00:14:17,554 --> 00:14:19,667
Chop wood? No, that's ignorant.

300
00:14:20,034 --> 00:14:22,486
That's poopie work.
Blanket and me wanna play!

301
00:14:22,711 --> 00:14:26,036
Mr. Jefferson, ih it might be good
for Blanket to learn how to chop wood

302
00:14:26,177 --> 00:14:28,460
Blanket likes to play, don't you Blanket?

303
00:14:29,192 --> 00:14:31,249
Wee, look! He can fly!

304
00:14:31,357 --> 00:14:32,823
Jesus Christ, dude!

305
00:14:32,935 --> 00:14:33,555
Aaaaaah!!

306
00:14:33,696 --> 00:14:35,725
Stop, you fucking lunatic!!

307
00:14:39,604 --> 00:14:41,492
Dude, we have got to get that kid away from him!

308
00:14:42,394 --> 00:14:44,846
No, Blanket, shhhh. Stop crying.

309
00:14:45,297 --> 00:14:47,326
It's okay, Blanket. Here, look.

310
00:14:47,692 --> 00:14:53,328
Jeekabee durtah! Ow!
There, Blanket, shhhh.

311
00:14:53,624 --> 00:14:57,401
Hey, hey look, hey look. I got your nose.

312
00:14:57,542 --> 00:15:02,839
Look! Lookit, I got your nose.
I got your nose, Blanket. See?

313
00:15:03,516 --> 00:15:04,587
I got your nose.

314
00:15:11,358 --> 00:15:15,557
Aaaaaaaa!

315
00:15:15,895 --> 00:15:17,473
No, Blanket, stop!

316
00:15:17,586 --> 00:15:19,671
It's ignorant. You're being ignorant!

317
00:15:21,897 --> 00:15:24,152
Harrison, why haven't you called?
You know how I worry.

318
00:15:24,856 --> 00:15:27,928
I'm givin' up, Maggie.
I'm quitting the force.

319
00:15:28,153 --> 00:15:30,267
Quitting the force? You?

320
00:15:30,487 --> 00:15:32,263
None of it makes sense anymore.

321
00:15:32,686 --> 00:15:34,602
I don't even know if what we're doing is right.

322
00:15:35,137 --> 00:15:37,504
The last thirteen hours we've been working on a case,

323
00:15:37,617 --> 00:15:39,984
trying to get a real scumbag off the streets.

324
00:15:40,153 --> 00:15:43,873
And when he walked up to the door,
I could have sworn he was white.

325
00:15:44,239 --> 00:15:47,875
Maybe I can't tell the difference anymore.
Maybe it doesn't matter.

326
00:15:48,504 --> 00:15:50,871
Because it seems like every time we frame a rich black guy,

327
00:15:51,068 --> 00:15:54,450
he's back out on the streets in no time.
It's just like OJ.

328
00:15:54,647 --> 00:15:57,239
Do you know how hard those cops worked to frame him?

329
00:15:57,409 --> 00:15:59,297
The tireless hours they put in??

330
00:15:59,550 --> 00:16:01,889
And then he just gets off because somebody messed up

331
00:16:01,974 --> 00:16:04,115
and said the N word out loud too many times.

332
00:16:04,707 --> 00:16:08,793
I guess I'm just tired. I'm jast damn tired.

333
00:16:09,056 --> 00:16:11,790
Not another word of that kind of talk, Harrison Yeats.

334
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,692
Believe me I would love nothin' more
than to have you quit the force

335
00:16:14,805 --> 00:16:16,749
and no longer have to worry about
whether or not you're comin' home.

336
00:16:17,087 --> 00:16:21,145
But I know you. Framin' rich black men for
crimes they didn't commit is in your blood.

337
00:16:21,934 --> 00:16:24,301
Wipin' that rich, smug smile off their faces is

338
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,992
the only thing that puts a smile on yours.

339
00:16:26,161 --> 00:16:28,247
You're a good cop, Harrsion Yeats.

340
00:16:28,331 --> 00:16:31,318
You don't have to question that.
Because I'm here to tell you.

341
00:16:32,361 --> 00:16:34,080
And you're a good wife, Maggie.

342
00:16:34,418 --> 00:16:35,911
You know me better than I know myself.

343
00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:37,884
Where're you goin'?

344
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:39,857
Think I've got a little more work to do.

345
00:16:46,662 --> 00:16:49,903
Mr. Jefferson? It's your best friend
in the whole wide world, Eric Cartman.

346
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:53,397
Mr. Jefferson? I came to sleep over tonight, remember?

347
00:16:54,238 --> 00:16:57,394
No, Dr. Nelson, I'm telling you,
you have to fly out here right now!

348
00:16:57,507 --> 00:16:58,803
My nose came off again!

349
00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:02,579
I know you live in California;
I'll pay for your plane ticket!

350
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:04,890
But I'm falling apart!

351
00:17:04,946 --> 00:17:06,890
I need some more of that cream and the injections!

352
00:17:07,003 --> 00:17:08,299
I have to look young again!

353
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,315
Oh, I'm melting!

354
00:17:12,707 --> 00:17:14,140
All right. Thanks a lot for helping us, dude.

355
00:17:14,384 --> 00:17:15,279
Yeah, sure, whatever.

356
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:16,604
You just gotta pretend you're Blanket

357
00:17:16,631 --> 00:17:18,075
until we can get the real Blanket somewhere safe.

358
00:17:18,422 --> 00:17:19,318
Aren't I too big to be Blanket?

359
00:17:19,682 --> 00:17:21,750
I don't think Mr. Jefferson pays enough
attention to his son to notice.

360
00:17:21,815 --> 00:17:22,109
Come on!

361
00:17:27,270 --> 00:17:28,052
Blanket, you in here?

362
00:17:28,596 --> 00:17:29,670
Hi guys!

363
00:17:29,768 --> 00:17:32,064
Shh, Blanket, we're gonna take you
away for a little while, okay?

364
00:17:32,373 --> 00:17:35,548
You are? Oh thank you thank you thank you!

365
00:17:35,662 --> 00:17:36,493
All right dude, get in his bed.

366
00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:38,186
All right, but you guys owe me for this.

367
00:17:38,593 --> 00:17:40,059
Dude, whatever. At least you finally
get to do something.

368
00:17:43,011 --> 00:17:44,721
Santa Barbara Police Department, this is Snetzl.

369
00:17:45,072 --> 00:17:48,768
Hello, this is Sergeant Yeats over at the
Park County Police Department in Colorado.

370
00:17:49,012 --> 00:17:50,624
Yes, sergeant. What can I do for you?

371
00:17:50,934 --> 00:17:54,011
Well, we've been trying to frame
this guy who just moved into our town

372
00:17:54,076 --> 00:17:56,242
and the fil-o-fax says he moved from yoru area.

373
00:17:56,307 --> 00:17:57,919
One Martin Jefferson?

374
00:17:58,302 --> 00:18:01,624
Hm. No, we never had a any rich
African-Americans named Jefferson here.

375
00:18:01,787 --> 00:18:03,513
If we had, we would have framed him ourselves.

376
00:18:04,066 --> 00:18:06,330
Well, he doesn't really look that black.

377
00:18:06,598 --> 00:18:07,249
Yeah, I don't uh...

378
00:18:07,737 --> 00:18:08,421
Hold on a second.

379
00:18:08,877 --> 00:18:10,994
There was oine we framed a couple of times,

380
00:18:11,303 --> 00:18:13,501
but the black bastard was so rich he made bail

381
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:14,625
and disappeared before the trial.

382
00:18:15,039 --> 00:18:16,276
You say he disappeared?

383
00:18:16,537 --> 00:18:17,432
What did you frame him for?

384
00:18:17,877 --> 00:18:20,483
We uhhh found some kids
that had stayed over at his place,

385
00:18:20,548 --> 00:18:22,958
and we asked them to lie and make
up some false molestation charges.

386
00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:24,276
Molestation, nice.

387
00:18:24,488 --> 00:18:26,133
Yeah, it was a lot of work. Took years,

388
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:27,663
but we were finally able to arrest him.

389
00:18:28,142 --> 00:18:30,812
Then we planted some evidence,
took embarassing photos of his penis,

390
00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:33,108
and threw him in a dirty prison cell
with doodie feces on the walls.

391
00:18:33,401 --> 00:18:34,981
You should have seen him squirm!

392
00:18:35,355 --> 00:18:37,635
That's damn fine police work, sergeant.
Damn fine.

393
00:18:37,890 --> 00:18:40,968
Heh yeah, but the point is this
guy didn't really look black either.

394
00:18:41,244 --> 00:18:44,306
We had to sneak in while he was
asleep and get a DNA sample to be sure.

395
00:18:45,006 --> 00:18:47,953
Jesus Christ Monkeyballs!
It must be the same guy!

396
00:18:49,637 --> 00:18:51,590
Mr. Jefferson, hello??

397
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:54,163
Come on, Blanket! We gotta go
before your dad sees us.

398
00:18:55,924 --> 00:18:57,780
What are you doing with my Blanket?

399
00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:06,142
Come on, Blanket, play with me.

400
00:19:06,191 --> 00:19:07,976
Jeechabee durtah! Hee!

401
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:10,015
HAAAAA!
Go go RUUN!

402
00:19:11,811 --> 00:19:13,091
HAAAAA!

403
00:19:13,336 --> 00:19:16,729
Wuchatennah! Jamonah! Heehee!

404
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:19,547
Oh Jesus!
What the hell is going on, you guys?

405
00:19:19,653 --> 00:19:22,424
My Blanket! Let's play, Blanket!

406
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,098
Nonono wait, I'm not Blanket!

407
00:19:24,521 --> 00:19:26,658
Wee, he can fly! He can fly!

408
00:19:26,928 --> 00:19:27,891
Aaaah! Aaaah, stop!

409
00:19:30,719 --> 00:19:32,222
Oh my God, they killed Kenny!

410
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:33,396
You bastard!

411
00:19:33,812 --> 00:19:37,288
Blanket? Blanket! Come play!

412
00:19:37,346 --> 00:19:38,579
Nooo!
Come on!

413
00:19:41,469 --> 00:19:42,467
Run Blanket Run!

414
00:19:45,109 --> 00:19:45,895
Hang on, Blanket!

415
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:48,501
Heehee!

416
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,096
Freeze, Jefferson! The gig is up!

417
00:19:51,401 --> 00:19:53,750
You are wanted for child mo-les-tation!

418
00:19:54,501 --> 00:19:57,965
No! I am sick and tired of
people harassing Mr. Jefferson!

419
00:19:58,148 --> 00:20:01,154
All I've been hearing since Mr. Jefferson
moved here are sick lies!

420
00:20:01,236 --> 00:20:05,252
That he molests children, that he's a
bad father, that he has plastic surgery!

421
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:06,938
It's ignorant.

422
00:20:08,253 --> 00:20:10,190
Sure, maybe Mr. Jefferson's a little different.

423
00:20:10,472 --> 00:20:12,351
But that's because he had to work
all the time when he was young

424
00:20:12,386 --> 00:20:13,619
and missed out on his childhood.

425
00:20:13,736 --> 00:20:16,343
What's wrong with wanting to have
the innocence and beauty of a child.

426
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:22,209
All right, let's just say all the bad things
said about Mr. Jefferson are lies!

427
00:20:22,477 --> 00:20:24,955
Let's say the police department does
just go around spending their time

428
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:26,528
framing people for crimes they didn't commit!

429
00:20:26,939 --> 00:20:27,820
Let's say it's all made up,

430
00:20:27,984 --> 00:20:29,581
and Mr. Jefferson is just a nice guy

431
00:20:29,757 --> 00:20:31,753
who's trying to be a child because
he never got to have a childhood.

432
00:20:32,115 --> 00:20:34,370
Well that's fine, except for that
he HAS children now!

433
00:20:34,781 --> 00:20:36,847
And when people have children,
they have to grow up!

434
00:20:39,459 --> 00:20:42,160
You're right. I've been so
obsessed with my childhood

435
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:43,416
that I've forgotten about his.

436
00:20:43,736 --> 00:20:46,272
I thought having lots of rides
and toys was enough, but...

437
00:20:46,695 --> 00:20:47,834
Blanket doesn't need a playmate.

438
00:20:48,386 --> 00:20:51,403
He needs a father, and a normal life.
Chickuckoo gainuh.

439
00:20:51,801 --> 00:20:54,360
Blanket, I wanna give away all my money.

440
00:20:54,572 --> 00:20:56,087
I I wanna get a normal job and...

441
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,623
take a shot at raising you in a normal setting.

442
00:21:01,874 --> 00:21:05,326
Look everybody! I'm a normal little boy.

443
00:21:05,628 --> 00:21:07,847
Well, if you're gonna give away
all your money, then,

444
00:21:07,964 --> 00:21:09,843
I guess we can drop all those charges.

445
00:21:10,366 --> 00:21:13,008
No point in putting another poor black man in jail.

446
00:21:13,430 --> 00:21:15,368
All right! Things just might work out!

447
00:21:15,863 --> 00:21:17,014
Things can always work out,

448
00:21:17,061 --> 00:21:19,315
as long as we know we have the power to change.

449
00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:26,703
We all have the power to change
if we search inside our hearts

450
00:21:26,979 --> 00:21:31,722
And we start to heal the wounds of all our yesterdays

451
00:21:31,769 --> 00:21:34,634
And you know it might be hard,

452
00:21:34,799 --> 00:21:38,298
but all you've got to do is start,

453
00:21:38,446 --> 00:21:46,653
And you can change all of your evil molesting ways.

454
00:21:51,698 --> 00:21:53,366
Jejabee durtah!