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Dude, these little
remote-controlled cars are kickass.

2
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Sweet. I made mine go off the jump.

3
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Dude, my car sucks.
I gotta get a new one.

4
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Hey, who are those kids?

5
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Yeah, how you like that y'all!

6
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Let's bring it to these losers.

7
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Aww yeah!

8
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Whatchoo got, huh?! You got nothin'!

9
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Damn! You just got served!

10
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Aww man!

11
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- He got you, dude.
- Now that kid is gettin' served!

12
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Aww man, look at them! They
know they can't trip to that!

13
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- Yeah! We're outta here!
- That was smokin'!

14
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They didn't do nothin'!

15
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Sorry y'all, but tru not
to let it sting too bad!

16
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You got served!

17
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Come on! They had
nothin'! Let's go y'all!

18
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Come on y'all!

19
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What the hell just happened?

20
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Oh. Hello there, children!

21
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Chef, we just got served.

22
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Oh boy... Well come on inside,
children. I'll make you some cocoa.

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Have a seat, children.
Just try to relax and breathe.

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- Are you all ok?
- Yeah.

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All right. Now,
where did you get served?

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Over at the True Value parking lot.

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There were just these kids we never saw
before showed up and they were like,

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really good dancers and, we don't really
understand what it means, but I guess...

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Ok ok, relax children.

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Relax. It's all over now.

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Just try to calm down and sit tight.

32
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I'm gonna call your parents
and let them know you're ok.

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Mrs. Marsh?

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Hi, it's Chef.

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Yeah, I'm good. Listen:

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Stan and his friends just got served.

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Yeah.

38
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Yeah, over at the True Value.

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No no, he's fine. They're all fine.

40
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Yeah, it was some kids from out of town.

41
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Apparently they were
pretty good dancers.

42
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They really let 'em have it.

43
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Here, Stanley, I made your favorite potato
dish. I want you to feel better, ok.

44
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What's the matter with him?

45
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Oh. Stan got served at school today.

46
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You got served? By who?

47
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- Some, kids from Orange County.
- Let's not make a big deal out of it.

48
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So wha- so what'd you do?
D'you dance back?

49
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No.

50
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What? Yo-you got served and
just stood there and took it??

51
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That was the right thing to do.

52
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Naw, that's crap, Sharon!

53
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Stanley, when somebody
challenges you to dance,

54
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you have to dance back at them,
or else they'll think you're weak.

55
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But Dad, I don't know
how to dance or nothin'.

56
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Well then, it's about time you learned!

57
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Put on some loose-fitting clothes
and meet me in the garage!

58
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- But Dad...
- Now!

59
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All right son, dancing is
all about a frame of mind.

60
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Now, I'm not telling you to go around
challenging other kids to dance,

61
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but when they challenge you,

62
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you just look 'em straight in the eye,

63
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and give 'em this.

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Come on, Stan.

65
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...six, seven, eight.

66
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Dude, that is a sweet RC car.

67
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Yeah, let's go race it right now.

68
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Well, what we got here?

69
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It's the white boys that
were served yesterday.

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You want a little more, homeboys?

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- We're not interested, thanks.
- You're not interesetd?

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Not interested in this??

73
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Oh Lord, look at those moves.

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Oooo, they are takin' it out!

75
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Oh man, they are getting served!

76
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Ooooo, it's getting hot out here!

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Have mercih!

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- Oooooo, look at that!
- Lord!

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Gettin' served!

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Yeah! Go Stan!

81
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Oh no!

82
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No, stop Stan! You don't
know what you're doin'!

83
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All right Stan!

84
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HA! You just got f'd in the a!

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- Wha?
- Yeah! YOU got served!

86
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- Yeah!
- That's right!

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- All right!
- No no no!

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Ok.

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All right. We got served.

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So now, I guess...

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It's on.

92
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What?

93
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This Saturday! Our top five dancers
against your top five dancers!

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OC Convention Center. It's on!

95
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It's on! It's on! It's on! It's on!

96
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Oh Lord it's on!

97
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Oh damnit! I knew that was gonna happen.

98
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We'll see you Saturday, fools!

99
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Yeah, and you'd better have a lot better
dancers with you than those loozas!

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- 'Cause it's on!
- It's on! It's on! It's on! It's on!

101
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Stan, what the hell did
you dance back for??

102
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I thought I was supposed to!

103
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Now you've gotta compete against them
in the dance competition on Saturday!

104
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But why??

105
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Because if you get served and
served them back, then it's on!

106
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Don't you know anything??

107
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Well, nice going, Randy! Really
great advice you gave our son here!

108
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What?

109
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Those kids showed up to serve
Stan again and he danced back!

110
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- So what happened?
- It's on!

111
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Come on now, keep it tight!

112
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Good. Now watch that timing, drill team!

113
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- All right!
- All right!

114
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- Yeah, bad ass!
- Yeah, that was tight!

115
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Not bad, kids. Not bad.

116
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Not bad? South Park
doesn't stand a chance!

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- I heard that!
- All right, it was good.

118
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But we don't want "good," we want pain!

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Uh ex, excuse me.

120
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Yeah?

121
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Hi, uh, my name is Randy Marsh.
I'm I'm Stan Marsh's father.

122
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Oh, so you're the father of the boy who's
gonna get f'd in the a on Saturday?

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Dang!

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Uh, listen.

125
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Ih, it was my fault that Stanley
served your boys the other day.

126
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Uh, I told him to do it and I...

127
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Weh well look I, I just came
down here to tell you...

128
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Ih it's not on.

129
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Oh, it's on!

130
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Nonono, it's not on.

131
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Whoo, it's on all right!

132
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It isn't on. Nothing's on.

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- It's off.
- It's on!

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I'm keeping my son home on Saturday.
I just came by to let you know so you can...

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put a stup to all this. Good bye.

136
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Hold on a second, clamhead!

137
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You think you can just roll in here and tell
us it's not on when it very clearly is on?!

138
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You're just trying to make us
not practice, aren't you?!

139
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Because you KNOW that your kids are
goin' down when my kids give them this!

140
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Give me some moves out, Girl T!

141
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Check this out!

142
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- Yeah! You like that?!
- Oooo man!

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Ohhh Lord!

144
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Oooo, he is gettin' served!

145
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Randy? Randy, oh my God!

146
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What happened to him, Doctor?

147
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He got served. Worst I've ever seen.

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Old fool went down to the OC to
try to reason with the other team,

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and he got served up somethin' fierce.

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Oh Lord...

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His dancing was so fast I...
couldn't do anything.

152
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His moves were...
so original, so inventive.

153
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Shh relax, Mr. Marsh.

154
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We just got the X-rays back.

155
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He mostly got served here and here

156
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But the worst serving was
here in the pelvic region.

157
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The road to recovery will be a long one.

158
00:08:05,215 --> 00:08:06,177
Boy.

159
00:08:06,189 --> 00:08:09,666
Boy. You must really wanna take to to
those Orange County kids now, huh Stan?

160
00:08:09,667 --> 00:08:10,625
Are you kiddin'?

161
00:08:10,626 --> 00:08:14,431
Stan is probably ready to pounce on
them after what they did to his father!

162
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I, I don't know. He seems all right.

163
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I could only imagine the rage
building inside you, Stan.

164
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I bet you can't wait to
outdance those OC bastards!

165
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- Yeahh I'm I'm right here, Dad.
- Stan, listen to me.

166
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I don't want you feeling like you have
to do that competition now to avenge me.

167
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- Ok, good.
- But I know I can't stop you from doing it.

168
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So all I can say is...

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give 'em hell, son.

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Give 'em hell.

171
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God damnit!

172
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Hey guys. Uh. You guys
know how to dance, right?

173
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Of course we know how to dance.

174
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Cool, because, there's this
competition on Saturday,

175
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and I have to find the very best
dancers in South Park to be on my crew.

176
00:09:02,377 --> 00:09:05,606
My friends can't do it because they suck ass,
so, will you be in my dance troupe?

177
00:09:05,607 --> 00:09:07,440
Dance troupe? Please.

178
00:09:07,474 --> 00:09:10,223
We don't dance like those Britney
and Justin wannabes at school.

179
00:09:10,224 --> 00:09:12,626
Goth kids dance to express
pain and suffering.

180
00:09:12,627 --> 00:09:15,109
Yeah The only cool way to dance is
to keep your hands at your sides

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and your eyes looking at the ground.

182
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Then every three seconds you
take a drag from your cigarette.

183
00:09:31,926 --> 00:09:33,575
Ok, that'll work fine. Listen...

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there's a dance competition this Saturday and
I need good dancers so I don't get served.

185
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No way.

186
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Dancing is something you do alone in
your room at three in the morning.

187
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Please, you guys, our whole
town's reputation is at stake!

188
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- Will any of you do it?
- I'm not doin' it.

189
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Being in a dance group
is totally conformist.

190
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Yeah. I'm not conforming to
some dance-off regulations.

191
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I'm not doin' it either. I'm the
biggest nonconformist of all.

192
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I'm such a nonconformist that I'm not
going to conform with the rest of you.

193
00:10:00,042 --> 00:10:02,126
- Ok, I'll do it.
- Great!

194
00:10:02,992 --> 00:10:05,624
Whoa. I think we just
got put in our place.

195
00:10:05,626 --> 00:10:08,242
Yeah. We just got Goth-served.

196
00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,725
All right, we gotta find three
other kids that can dance.

197
00:10:10,726 --> 00:10:12,325
We should go to the arcade.

198
00:10:12,326 --> 00:10:13,211
The arcade?

199
00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:14,894
Yeah. There's this Asian kid name Yao.

200
00:10:14,895 --> 00:10:17,656
He's an expert at that Dance
Dance Revolution game.

201
00:10:27,411 --> 00:10:28,541
Dude, he's incredible.

202
00:10:28,542 --> 00:10:31,351
He should be. He's here playing that
game every single day after school.

203
00:10:31,352 --> 00:10:34,461
I think he's spent about six
thousand dollars on it so far.

204
00:10:46,649 --> 00:10:50,034
Hey kid, you're pretty good. How would
you like to join our dance troupe?

205
00:10:50,035 --> 00:10:52,467
You mean, dancing without a
machine telling you what to do?

206
00:10:52,468 --> 00:10:55,168
- Yeah.
- That's stupid.

207
00:10:55,402 --> 00:10:58,168
- Dude, we need you.
- I can't dance without the machine.

208
00:10:58,169 --> 00:11:00,501
It's all right. My friend
Chef is gonna coach us.

209
00:11:00,502 --> 00:11:03,151
- Ok. I'll give it a shot.
- All right, that's three!

210
00:11:03,152 --> 00:11:04,851
- Dude, we need a girl.
- Huh?

211
00:11:04,852 --> 00:11:08,101
We can't be a dance troupe with just
guys. People will think we're fags.

212
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:11,568
Oh yeah. Wait a minute.
I know just where to go!

213
00:11:18,338 --> 00:11:20,738
Hi guys, welcome to
Raisins. Three of you?

214
00:11:20,739 --> 00:11:23,154
Ah actually we were just hoping we
could talk to you guys real quick.

215
00:11:23,155 --> 00:11:26,351
You have to buy wings if you
wanna talk to the Raisins girls.

216
00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:30,701
And so we're putting all the best dancers in
South Park together to beat Orange County.

217
00:11:30,702 --> 00:11:33,690
Wow, that sounds great. I always wanted
to try my dancing somewhere else.

218
00:11:33,691 --> 00:11:35,524
- So you'll do it?
- Why not?

219
00:11:35,526 --> 00:11:37,177
All right, we just need one more person!

220
00:11:37,178 --> 00:11:39,801
Hey, we should get that kid that
was state champion in tap dancing.

221
00:11:39,802 --> 00:11:42,427
What? The state tap
champion is from here? Who?

222
00:11:42,463 --> 00:11:45,585
I think his name was...
Leopold... Stotch or something?

223
00:11:45,646 --> 00:11:48,854
Leopold Stotch...?
Wait a minute. You mean...

224
00:11:48,963 --> 00:11:50,493
Loo loo loo, I've got some apples.

225
00:11:50,494 --> 00:11:52,450
Loo loo loo, you've got some too.

226
00:11:52,499 --> 00:11:55,299
- Loo loo loo, I've...
- Butters, you have some visitors.

227
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:56,795
Oh well hi there everybody.

228
00:11:56,796 --> 00:11:58,982
Butters, listen. There's gonna
be a competition this Saturday,

229
00:11:58,983 --> 00:12:00,463
and we want you to join our troupe.

230
00:12:00,464 --> 00:12:02,177
Wow, neato, a competiton?

231
00:12:02,178 --> 00:12:04,061
Why, I'd love to. What
kind of competition is it?

232
00:12:04,062 --> 00:12:04,909
It's a dance-off.

233
00:12:04,910 --> 00:12:08,019
We heard you were tap dancing
state champion two years ago.

234
00:12:10,254 --> 00:12:11,019
No.

235
00:12:12,077 --> 00:12:15,113
But, you were, weren't you? Y-you
went to the nationals in Nebraska.

236
00:12:15,114 --> 00:12:17,945
No. No no nono no no, no!

237
00:12:19,332 --> 00:12:22,454
- No no nono no no, no!
- Butters?

238
00:12:22,466 --> 00:12:23,815
Butters??

239
00:12:24,102 --> 00:12:28,081
We just asked him to join our dance troupe.
We heard he was state tap champion.

240
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,793
Oh dear.

241
00:12:29,896 --> 00:12:31,995
I'm sorry kids, it's just that...

242
00:12:32,015 --> 00:12:34,142
Butters hasn't danced since the tragedy.

243
00:12:34,143 --> 00:12:35,348
A tragedy?

244
00:12:37,239 --> 00:12:39,261
I'm sorry, kids, you'll have to go.

245
00:12:40,702 --> 00:12:42,585
Damnit, where are we gonna
get our fifth member?

246
00:12:42,586 --> 00:12:45,485
Hey I heard about this guy in Cuomo
who has a duck that can dance.

247
00:12:45,486 --> 00:12:48,868
A duck? Dude, don't be stupid!
Those OC kids are professional dancers!

248
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:52,456
Now come on, there's gotta be one
other talneted person in South Park.

249
00:13:30,205 --> 00:13:33,247
- All right, so you're sure he can dance?
- Oh yeah.

250
00:13:33,266 --> 00:13:36,103
There he is. That's Jeffy.

251
00:13:38,287 --> 00:13:40,339
That don't look like
a dancing duck to me.

252
00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:43,923
Well, that's 'cause it needs music.
Here y-here ya go, Jeffy.

253
00:13:44,913 --> 00:13:48,253
" You'll do a line and
I'll do a line, honeeey. "

254
00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:51,220
" You'll do a line and
I'll do a line, babe. "

255
00:13:51,258 --> 00:13:54,653
You'll do a line and I'll do a line,
we'll fight an' screw 'til the mornin' time.

256
00:13:54,654 --> 00:13:57,397
Honey, babe, be mine.

257
00:13:57,435 --> 00:14:00,047
You'll do a line and
I'll do a line, honey

258
00:14:00,085 --> 00:14:02,137
Ih ih Is that the only
song he'll dance to?

259
00:14:02,138 --> 00:14:04,452
No no, he'll dance to anything. See?

260
00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:07,847
You'll snort K and
I'll snort K, honeeey.

261
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,534
You'll snort K and I'll snort K, babe.

262
00:14:11,114 --> 00:14:13,962
My friends, I think we have
ourselves a dance troupe.

263
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:22,049
Butters? Butters? Come on,
sweetie, it's gonna be ok.

264
00:14:22,591 --> 00:14:25,912
Come on, Butters. You went through
a lot of therapy for this.

265
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:28,544
That was almost two years ago, sweetie.

266
00:14:28,954 --> 00:14:30,260
Two years ago.

267
00:14:30,690 --> 00:14:32,164
Two years ago!

268
00:14:37,062 --> 00:14:40,515
That was Beverly Long from
Indianapolis, folks. Let her hear it!

269
00:14:40,552 --> 00:14:43,109
All right, and now, dancing to the song

270
00:14:43,127 --> 00:14:45,852
"I've Got Something In My
Front Pocket For You,"

271
00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:47,887
here is Colorado state champion,

272
00:14:47,906 --> 00:14:50,556
Leopold "Butters" Stotch!

273
00:14:54,305 --> 00:14:57,206
I've got something in
my front pocket for you

274
00:14:57,207 --> 00:15:00,547
Why don't you reach down in
my pocket and see what it is

275
00:15:00,548 --> 00:15:03,272
Then grab onto it, it's just for you

276
00:15:03,273 --> 00:15:06,146
Give a little squeeze and
say, "How do you do?"

277
00:15:06,147 --> 00:15:09,057
There's something in my front pocket,
There's something in my front pocket,

278
00:15:09,058 --> 00:15:11,167
There's something in my front pocket-

279
00:15:23,258 --> 00:15:25,273
Paul. Paul!

280
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,674
No! Nooo! Noooooooooooooooo!

281
00:15:42,370 --> 00:15:44,216
All right, children,
let's get to rehearsin'!

282
00:15:44,217 --> 00:15:47,538
We don't have much time, and you've got
to become the dance group you can be.

283
00:15:47,539 --> 00:15:49,125
I think we should...

284
00:15:49,126 --> 00:15:50,488
Whoa.

285
00:15:54,091 --> 00:15:56,461
This... is the dance troupe?

286
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,404
Yeah, dude, the best dancers
South Park has to offer.

287
00:15:59,921 --> 00:16:01,078
Oh boy.

288
00:16:01,097 --> 00:16:03,373
All right, well, why don't
you show me what you got?

289
00:16:03,374 --> 00:16:05,408
I wanna see what you kids can do!

290
00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:24,176
Oh Lord have mercy.

291
00:16:24,214 --> 00:16:25,538
Children, children!

292
00:16:25,539 --> 00:16:27,273
No no, you've got it all wrong.

293
00:16:27,274 --> 00:16:28,860
Don't you see, children?

294
00:16:28,861 --> 00:16:32,164
You have the heart,
but you don't have the soul.

295
00:16:32,715 --> 00:16:37,325
Nono, wait. You have the soul,
but you don't have the heart.

296
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,173
Nono, scratch that.

297
00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:41,562
You have the heart and the soul,

298
00:16:41,599 --> 00:16:43,746
but you don't have the talent.

299
00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:46,954
We're gonna get served
on Saturday, aren't we?

300
00:16:46,955 --> 00:16:48,671
What? I don't wanna get served.

301
00:16:48,672 --> 00:16:50,789
Yeah, you didn't tell us
that we might get served.

302
00:16:50,790 --> 00:16:52,148
Well that was the whole
point of the whole thing

303
00:16:52,149 --> 00:16:54,537
the guys came back and they said we were
gonna get served and we were like...

304
00:16:54,538 --> 00:16:56,404
All right all right, quiet, children!

305
00:16:56,405 --> 00:16:58,454
Now, nobody's getting
served if I can help it.

306
00:16:58,455 --> 00:17:00,604
We just gotta buckle down, dig deep,

307
00:17:00,605 --> 00:17:03,671
and pray that maybe the other
team comes down with cancer.

308
00:17:11,738 --> 00:17:13,454
What do you want?

309
00:17:13,484 --> 00:17:15,845
I came to ask you one more
time to join the crew.

310
00:17:15,846 --> 00:17:17,316
Everyone is practicing
really hard, but...

311
00:17:17,317 --> 00:17:19,683
I don't think we have any
kind of shot without you.

312
00:17:19,684 --> 00:17:21,917
Sorry, Stan, I'm not a dancer anymore.

313
00:17:21,951 --> 00:17:23,251
I gave that up.

314
00:17:23,284 --> 00:17:25,792
Your mom says you were one of
the best dancers in the country.

315
00:17:25,793 --> 00:17:28,156
Did she also tell you my dancing
got eight people killed?

316
00:17:28,157 --> 00:17:31,023
Yeah. She said your shoe came
off. It wasn't your fault

317
00:17:31,024 --> 00:17:34,115
Yeah well, you tell
that to their families.

318
00:17:34,659 --> 00:17:37,685
Look, Butters, accidents happen.
We all have to live with that.

319
00:17:37,686 --> 00:17:39,879
I let those people down!
Don't you get it man?!

320
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,546
Eight people died!

321
00:17:41,786 --> 00:17:44,524
Well, it was nine, actually.
One of the women was pregnant.

322
00:17:44,525 --> 00:17:45,534
Oh what?

323
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:48,957
And eleven if you count the two family
members that killed themselves afterward.

324
00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:50,431
But that isn't the point, Butters!

325
00:17:50,432 --> 00:17:52,275
The point is that this is now! It's on!

326
00:17:52,276 --> 00:17:54,222
And there are people who
need you to step up!

327
00:17:54,223 --> 00:17:56,409
Look, nobody likes having
to rise to a challenge.

328
00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:58,627
But competing against other people
and getting in their faces saying

329
00:17:58,628 --> 00:18:00,343
"Haha! I'm better than you!" is part of life.

330
00:18:00,344 --> 00:18:02,023
And if you can't face that,

331
00:18:02,024 --> 00:18:05,377
then you might as well sit here and
play Leggos until you're an old man.

332
00:18:05,378 --> 00:18:07,227
Get out of my room, Stan!

333
00:18:08,079 --> 00:18:09,459
Fine.

334
00:18:09,994 --> 00:18:13,127
But someday you're gonna have to stop running
from what happened and start dealing with it.

335
00:18:13,128 --> 00:18:16,759
Otherwise, you might as well move to
France with all the other pussies.

336
00:18:26,790 --> 00:18:29,540
Yeah, make some noise!

337
00:18:32,949 --> 00:18:34,532
Ladies and Gentlemen,

338
00:18:34,574 --> 00:18:36,327
man, you are all in for a treat!

339
00:18:36,328 --> 00:18:39,594
Whichever crew wins tonight,
you wanna remember their faces,

340
00:18:39,595 --> 00:18:41,161
'cause the next time you see them...

341
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,344
will be in Lil Kim's next video!

342
00:18:43,345 --> 00:18:45,095
Give it up for Lil Kim!

343
00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:48,095
What's up, niggaz?!

344
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:51,711
This is gonna be a rough battle, y'all.

345
00:18:51,712 --> 00:18:54,595
So let's give it up for the OC Crew!

346
00:18:57,856 --> 00:19:01,189
And the challengers,
the South Park Diggitys!

347
00:19:02,872 --> 00:19:06,006
Man, it is about to
get crazy up in here.

348
00:19:06,022 --> 00:19:07,272
Aww yeah.

349
00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:09,872
Aight y'all. It's showtime!

350
00:19:09,889 --> 00:19:11,656
Dancers to the floor!

351
00:19:13,122 --> 00:19:15,162
Stan. Stan, we have a big problem.

352
00:19:15,202 --> 00:19:17,976
- What?
- It's Jeffy. He sprained his ankle.

353
00:19:20,638 --> 00:19:21,560
What happened??

354
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:24,118
He was practicing the say takedown
and slipped on the floor.

355
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:27,141
- Come on, fools! You dancin' or what?!
- Can he move it?

356
00:19:28,172 --> 00:19:31,377
- Aw, what do we do, Chef??
- Rules are you have to have five dancers.

357
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:34,365
We have no choice, children.
We have to forfeit.

358
00:19:34,405 --> 00:19:36,111
Looks like they ain't even gonna dance.

359
00:19:36,112 --> 00:19:39,338
They're too scared! Looks
like they already got served!

360
00:19:46,431 --> 00:19:47,217
Hey!

361
00:19:47,284 --> 00:19:49,564
Can I still dance with you guys?

362
00:19:50,070 --> 00:19:52,097
- Butters!
- All right!

363
00:19:54,036 --> 00:19:58,036
All right come on, let's do this!
DJ! Give us a hot track!

364
00:20:22,714 --> 00:20:23,527
Waaah!

365
00:20:27,677 --> 00:20:30,064
No! Jesus, not again!

366
00:20:31,184 --> 00:20:32,237
Kill him!

367
00:20:39,791 --> 00:20:43,417
Folks, it looks like
the OC crew is dead.

368
00:20:44,151 --> 00:20:47,365
That means the winner is
the South Park Diggitys!

369
00:20:48,467 --> 00:20:50,827
- All right!
- All right! We did it!

370
00:20:50,867 --> 00:20:52,934
- All right Butters!
- You dd it!

371
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:54,894
You did it, son! You did it!

372
00:20:55,136 --> 00:20:56,776
All right, Butters!

373
00:20:58,296 --> 00:21:01,990
Noho! Noho! Noooooo!

374
00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:09,539
Synchronisation: Guy Tare
Pour: South Park Team