1 00:00:05,975 --> 00:00:08,514 - Stop it, Cartman! - Pfaha, so funny. 2 00:00:09,045 --> 00:00:11,814 Goddamnit Cartman, stope throwin' those stupid popping things at me! 3 00:00:12,135 --> 00:00:16,014 Come on and take a look, folks. We've got a lot of knives for sale here. 4 00:00:16,955 --> 00:00:18,950 Oh my God, look! 5 00:00:19,570 --> 00:00:22,170 Martial arts weapons from the Far East. 6 00:00:22,569 --> 00:00:23,914 Wow, cool. 7 00:00:24,375 --> 00:00:27,470 Dude! We should each buy a weapon, and then we'll be like ninjas. 8 00:00:27,535 --> 00:00:30,235 Yeah. We won't have to take crap from anybody. 9 00:00:30,470 --> 00:00:32,364 Our parents won't let us have weapons, dude. 10 00:00:32,470 --> 00:00:33,644 Who's gonna tell them, dumbass?! 11 00:00:33,655 --> 00:00:37,414 Yeah, dude, our parents are gonna be at the stupid fair all day long. They'll never know what we bought. 12 00:00:37,770 --> 00:00:39,435 I'll get the tonfas. Those are so sweet. 13 00:00:39,475 --> 00:00:41,582 I'm gonna get those killer sai. Look Kenny! 14 00:00:41,617 --> 00:00:45,213 There's something even you can afford! A ninja shuriken for a dollar ninety nine. 15 00:00:46,470 --> 00:00:48,434 Can I help you boys? 16 00:00:48,470 --> 00:00:50,614 Yeah. We wanna get one of each of these ninja weapons. 17 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:53,894 Okay, uh, you need to have your parents here when you buy them, though. 18 00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:57,068 I, I can't sell to anyone under eighteen without parents' permission. 19 00:00:58,470 --> 00:01:03,614 Parents? Parents?? Oh God! 20 00:01:04,835 --> 00:01:06,085 Uh wha, what's the matter? 21 00:01:08,650 --> 00:01:13,085 We, we're brothers, see, and our parents... died in a car accident last year. 22 00:01:13,235 --> 00:01:19,535 Why?! Why?! Why did you have to take them both?! Why! 23 00:01:24,135 --> 00:01:27,335 Why do people have to keep reminding us of what we don't have?? 24 00:01:28,245 --> 00:01:32,835 It's all right, it's all right boys. Don't cry, I'll... I'll just... go pack these up for you, okay? 25 00:01:34,945 --> 00:01:36,635 Goddamn, that's like the twelfth time that's worked. 26 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:49,470 Shut up, hippies! I'll kill you! 27 00:01:50,035 --> 00:01:53,650 With my tonfa of Takanawa, I become the great and powerful ninja Sharohachi, 28 00:01:53,675 --> 00:01:55,750 born to fight evil and people I don't like. 29 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,677 Yeah. And my powerful nunchakus make me into Bounaku, 30 00:01:58,712 --> 00:02:01,260 a deadly but compassionate ninja who protects those in trouble. 31 00:02:02,085 --> 00:02:03,670 What's your ninja name, Kenny? 32 00:02:07,365 --> 00:02:13,035 Yes. And I... am Bulrog. Tough brute ninja who has dedicated his life to eradicating the world of hippies 33 00:02:13,545 --> 00:02:17,350 - All right, ninjas! Let's go protect the world! - Kick ass! 34 00:02:22,315 --> 00:02:24,203 Hey you guys, you know what we should do? 35 00:02:24,238 --> 00:02:28,051 We should go show our weapons to Craig and those guys. They'll be so jealous. 36 00:02:28,570 --> 00:02:32,569 No dude, we can't go around showing our weapons to people. Our parents'll find out we have them. 37 00:02:32,770 --> 00:02:36,570 Ech! You see, guys? This is why Jews can't be ninjas! They've got no spine! 38 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,470 You don't know anything about Jews, fatass! 39 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:41,514 Oh yeah?! My mom took me to see Mel Gibson's movie, The Passion, 40 00:02:41,549 --> 00:02:43,946 and Mel Gibson says you are a sloth and you are a liar. 41 00:02:43,970 --> 00:02:46,335 And if the Road Warrior says it, it must be true. 42 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:50,335 Don't worry, Kyle. Craig's not gonna tell on us. Come, ninjas, let's go. 43 00:02:53,070 --> 00:02:54,270 All right, this is it. 44 00:02:54,330 --> 00:02:57,035 Yes. The residence of the one called... Craig. 45 00:02:57,170 --> 00:02:59,335 I still say this is a bad idea. 46 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:02,035 Ninja positions! 47 00:03:05,150 --> 00:03:08,665 - Hello, Craig! - Look what we got. 48 00:03:09,770 --> 00:03:11,135 Where'd you get those? 49 00:03:11,220 --> 00:03:13,435 We can't tell you where we got 'em! It's secret ninja stuff. 50 00:03:13,470 --> 00:03:18,535 Oooh, is that jealousy I see in your eyes, Craig? Mmm, yes, drown me in the sweet water of your envy. 51 00:03:19,670 --> 00:03:21,105 Uh, uh, they're not that cool. 52 00:03:21,170 --> 00:03:24,335 Hyeah, "they're not that cool. " These are real authentic weapons from the Far East. 53 00:03:24,340 --> 00:03:26,469 But don't tell anybody we have them. 54 00:03:26,770 --> 00:03:29,120 - Whoa! Where'd you get those?? - Let me see. 55 00:03:29,270 --> 00:03:31,535 Uh, we'd love to hang out guys, but we have important secret work to do. 56 00:03:31,570 --> 00:03:34,535 Yes. The life of a ninja is complex and full of peril. 57 00:03:35,020 --> 00:03:36,535 Come on, ninjas! 58 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:43,850 Ho man, did you see the look on Craig's face?! That was awesome! 59 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:45,935 Dude, we're like the coolest kids in the whole state! 60 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,470 Huhey fellas. What's happenin'? 61 00:03:48,650 --> 00:03:50,135 We're playing Ninjas, Butters. 62 00:03:50,250 --> 00:03:52,995 Wowee! Hey, can I play, uhninjas with you? 63 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:56,501 No, Butters. We are a very select elite fighting team sent to protect the world from evil, 64 00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:57,434 and you can't play with us. 65 00:03:57,460 --> 00:03:59,550 Yeah, Butters. You wouldn't make a very good ninja. Come on, guys. 66 00:03:59,570 --> 00:04:03,365 - We have a lot of work to do. - Yes, and no time to do it. No time... 67 00:04:06,570 --> 00:04:09,535 I think I'd make a really good ninja. 68 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:14,955 Jeez, those guys never let me play with them. Uh they just shun me all the time. 69 00:04:16,020 --> 00:04:18,975 I'm a lost soul. A dark lonely shadow of a person- 70 00:04:19,020 --> 00:04:20,435 - Hi Butters. - Hi Mom. 71 00:04:20,470 --> 00:04:23,955 - a castaway, forced to live his life out in solitude. 72 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,405 And it's because of times like these I was forced to a life of evil. 73 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:31,665 Society cast me out, and so I vowed to make them all pay! And pay they did! 74 00:04:31,690 --> 00:04:35,351 Nobody knows that beneath this sweet eight-year-old little boy lies the most evil, 75 00:04:35,386 --> 00:04:37,621 the most destructive supervillain of all time! 76 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,905 Professor Chaos! 77 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:47,505 Let's see how you like dealing with me, ninjas! 78 00:04:57,390 --> 00:05:02,705 - Oooh, Butters, are you going out to play again? - Yeah Mom, I'm jus' goin' outside for a little while. 79 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,779 Well, could you be a sweetie and take that pie over there to the Thomsons. 80 00:05:05,814 --> 00:05:08,170 I made it to thank them for babysitting you last week. 81 00:05:08,990 --> 00:05:10,705 Well, okay-okay Mom. 82 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,565 Hm, this doesn't seem to be the right way. 83 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:28,054 My ninja sense is telling me we might be heading in the wrong direction. 84 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:28,946 Okay, hang on guys. 85 00:05:28,981 --> 00:05:32,535 I'll use my special power to see into the future and find out where we should head next. 86 00:05:33,150 --> 00:05:35,134 Hold on you guys. I actually have another power. 87 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:37,908 I can see into the future too, but better than Kyle. Let me try it. 88 00:05:37,932 --> 00:05:42,225 - Goddamnit, Cartman! You can't keep making up new powers! - Yeah dude, that's like the fifth power you've come up with! 89 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:44,590 I am Bulrog and I have lots and lots of powers. 90 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:48,505 No asshole! From now on you only get to have ONE power! So what is it?! 91 00:05:49,090 --> 00:05:51,105 I have the power to have all the powers I want. 92 00:05:51,199 --> 00:05:52,405 That doesn't count, fatass! 93 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,405 Yeah, that it, Cartman! You don't get to have any powers! 94 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:56,505 C'mon! 95 00:05:58,710 --> 00:06:02,805 Well well well! If it isn't the four ninjas! 96 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:07,105 - Who the hell is that?? - I dunno. Craig, is that you? 97 00:06:07,140 --> 00:06:12,774 Fools! I am Professor Chaos! Bringer of Destruction and Doom! 98 00:06:12,809 --> 00:06:15,906 Your feeble ninja powers are no match for me! 99 00:06:16,340 --> 00:06:19,340 Looks like we have a sworn enemy, you guys. 100 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:25,805 Very well, Professor Chaos! We'll play along. Now, fell the fiery sting of my tonfa Takanawa! 101 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:34,425 - Hey kid, that knocks you down. - Nuh uh! 102 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:38,394 - Yeah huh, I got you! - Nuh uh! Because my cloak is made of a 103 00:06:38,429 --> 00:06:41,208 ...titanium alloy that shields me from heat! 104 00:06:41,540 --> 00:06:44,505 That's bullcrap! Titanium alloy my ass! 105 00:06:44,890 --> 00:06:48,640 Well, let's see how he likes the icy blasts from my nunchakus Sokuromoto! 106 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:59,705 Huh nice attempt, ninja! But now both of you shall feel the power of my Web of Holding! 107 00:07:06,590 --> 00:07:09,439 You are both trapped in spiderwebs! 108 00:07:12,860 --> 00:07:15,439 All right, dickhole! Time for you to pay! 109 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,643 Oh no! I have no powers! Kyle took them away from me! 110 00:07:20,678 --> 00:07:22,871 Quick, Kyle, give me back my powers so I can fight this evil villain! 111 00:07:22,895 --> 00:07:24,430 Okay, okay, you can have your powers back. 112 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:29,305 All right! And now I will use my power to... turn Kyle into a chicken! Bleh! 113 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,005 Goddamnit Cartman! 114 00:07:32,420 --> 00:07:34,439 Now you are a chicken! 115 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:41,820 Enough! Uh I grow weary of your foolishness. Professor Chaos cannot be stopped! 116 00:07:41,860 --> 00:07:44,705 Oh yeah?! Kenny! Use your ninja star! 117 00:08:01,860 --> 00:08:05,105 - Oh, fuck dude! - It's Butters. Oh my God! 118 00:08:07,390 --> 00:08:11,005 - Oh, dude! It's stuck in his eye! - What the hell did you do that for, Kenny?! 119 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,125 It hurts! It hurts! 120 00:08:15,140 --> 00:08:17,440 Oh man! We are in serious trouble! 121 00:08:18,310 --> 00:08:22,140 Ssh sshhhh. It's okay, Butters. Calm down. It's not that bad, really. 122 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:26,590 But I... But I... But I can't see nothin'. I gotta go to the hospitalll!! 123 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,725 Okay okay, calm down, Butters! It'll be okay! 124 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,205 Guys, meeting over here for a second? 125 00:08:34,550 --> 00:08:37,226 All right you guys, we need to stay calm and just do the right thing. 126 00:08:37,261 --> 00:08:39,749 We have to kill Butters and bury him in Kyle's backyard. 127 00:08:39,773 --> 00:08:41,415 - Dude, shut up! - I agree with Cartman! 128 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:45,060 - What?? - You don't understand what my mom will do to me if she finds out I was playing with weapons! 129 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:51,910 Just stay still, Butters. 130 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,360 Stop dude! You're gonna scramble his brain! 131 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,710 Go ahead and scramble it, then he won't remember it was us. 132 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:04,860 You guys can't fix my eyeball! You have to take me to the hospital! 133 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,500 If we take him to the hospital, they're gonna find out what happened. 134 00:09:07,540 --> 00:09:08,840 God-damnit! 135 00:09:09,390 --> 00:09:13,720 God? Please, if you get me out of this, I swear, I will never play with weapons ever again. 136 00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:16,160 Don't be so quick to throw off your ninja responsibility, Kyle. 137 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:19,484 Now, come on guys, sure, it's easy to be a ninja when everything's going your way, 138 00:09:19,519 --> 00:09:23,118 but it's times like these, when the chips are down, that a ninja shows his true character. 139 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:24,420 Whoa, I'm getting woozy. 140 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:28,820 Shut up, Butters. Now, there's a way out of this. We just have to use our... ninja reasoning. 141 00:09:30,220 --> 00:09:33,820 We... need a doctor... But we can't go to the hospital. 142 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,320 Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait what about the veterinarian? 143 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,320 Dr. Shafley? 144 00:09:37,340 --> 00:09:39,060 He's really old and and goin blind. 145 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:44,140 - So if we make Butters up to look like a dog,... - Ohh no. - We might pass him off as our pet. 146 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:49,260 Ohoo but, but fellas, if I, if I dress up like a dog with a star in my eye, I I'm gonna get grounded. 147 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:50,360 Shut up, Butters! 148 00:09:50,420 --> 00:09:52,638 That is the dumbest idea you guys have ever come up with! 149 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:55,438 I'd expect this stupidity out of Cartman, but you, Stan?? 150 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,420 Butters needs medical attention right now!! 151 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,350 All right, then you take him to the hospital, Kyle. 152 00:09:59,385 --> 00:10:01,551 You take him to the hospital and let your mom find out what happened. 153 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,160 I need the modeling glue. We need more fur over here. 154 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,960 Uh that modeling glue is making me dizzy. 155 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:17,260 Butters! We're trying to help you, Goddamnit! Now, stop being such an asshole! 156 00:10:17,430 --> 00:10:18,860 We need some more fur. 157 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:24,540 I think that's good. 158 00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:26,260 Okay, let's hear your bark, Butters. 159 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,260 Wuff... wu-wuff. 160 00:10:29,290 --> 00:10:31,800 All right. Now we just gotta sneak him into town. 161 00:10:35,940 --> 00:10:37,290 Okay, it's clear. 162 00:10:39,570 --> 00:10:42,755 Now remember, Butters, when you get to the vet's office you need to stay down on all fours and- 163 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:46,920 Butters, listen!! At the vet's office, you need to stay down on all fours and bark a lot. 164 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:51,320 Wuhuff, woof, woof. 165 00:10:51,340 --> 00:10:53,440 We've gotta hurry, it's getting late! 166 00:10:53,530 --> 00:10:55,760 - Oh shit, somebody's coming! - Quick, hide Butters! 167 00:10:55,830 --> 00:10:56,960 In here! 168 00:10:58,540 --> 00:10:59,960 Uh buh, but fellas, I gotta- 169 00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:03,320 There you are! 170 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:08,040 You guys thought you were sooo cool, didn't you?! Well look at what we got! 171 00:11:08,820 --> 00:11:11,810 - No way, you got weapons too?? - Where'd you get those? 172 00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:14,235 From the n-n-, from the nn-, from the nn- 173 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,835 From the nice guy at the county fair. 174 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:19,440 At first we needed our parents' permission, but then we told him our parents were dead. 175 00:11:19,450 --> 00:11:23,460 Aw man, now every in town has a weapon! Lame! 176 00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:26,160 So, how would you ninjas like to do battle? 177 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,740 Uh not now, Craig, we we have to be going. 178 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:30,320 You can't pass through this area until you defend your honor! 179 00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:31,930 He said, not now, Craig! 180 00:11:32,260 --> 00:11:37,360 I am not Craig, I am Ginza, with the powerful blade of the kitana. Iya! 181 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:41,860 And I am Black Taku, with the power of perfect spelling! 182 00:11:42,340 --> 00:11:44,360 Guys, we're we're really not playing, okay? 183 00:11:50,390 --> 00:11:54,860 Wha, what, what's the m-matter, f-fellas? Are you... nnnninjas or p-p-p-pussies? 184 00:11:55,430 --> 00:11:57,220 We're twice the ninjas you fags are! 185 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:59,960 - Then fight us! - Very well, Clyde. Kiyaaaa!!! 186 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:02,810 I swore to never fight again. 187 00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:05,030 We don't have a choice, Kyle. Just humor them. 188 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,700 Hey wait wait WAIT wait! 189 00:12:49,710 --> 00:12:52,330 Hold on a second. Where's Butters? 190 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,540 Oh no. Butters! 191 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,130 Butters! 192 00:12:56,450 --> 00:12:58,415 Oh, nice going, you assholes! You made us lose him! 193 00:12:58,420 --> 00:12:59,425 Lose who? 194 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,661 Butters! He got a ninja star stuck in his eye, 195 00:13:01,696 --> 00:13:04,575 and we were taking him to the vet when you fucked it all up! Butters! 196 00:13:04,599 --> 00:13:09,015 - Stuck in his eye? Was he bleeding? - Ye-yeah, a little- Butters! Get back here right now! 197 00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:12,955 - Oh shit, you guys are in trouble. We're outta here! - No dude, you gotta help us find him! 198 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,925 - The hell with that! - We're in this together, Craig! 199 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,740 If Butters tells on us, we're gonna tell on you, and that's the ninja code! 200 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:24,130 Hello? Anybody-eh. 201 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:29,830 Woof. Woof. Woofwoof. 202 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:41,640 - Butters! - Butters! - Here, Butters! 203 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,130 Dude, look! 204 00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:52,700 - Hello there, children! - Hey, Chef. 205 00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:54,638 - How's it goin'? - Bad. 206 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:55,730 Why bad? 207 00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:58,480 Chef, you haven't seen Butters around, have you? 208 00:13:58,490 --> 00:14:02,210 No, can't say that I have. Hey, what are you children doin' with those weapons? 209 00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:04,310 Nnothing, just, playing. 210 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:08,210 Well, you children should be careful with those. You could put somebody's eye out. 211 00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:11,107 - Yeah, we know. - Well, I've gotta get to the fairgrounds. 212 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,994 They're about to start the big auction. So long, children! 213 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:30,930 Oh my God! What the-? Doctor? Doctor?? 214 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,430 Jesus Christ. 215 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:40,810 What kind of sick bastard would do this to a dog? Poor little pup. 216 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,130 Woofwoof. 217 00:14:43,290 --> 00:14:44,640 Can you help him, Doctor? 218 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:48,930 I'm afraid I wouldn't know how. Unfortunately for this little fella, I'm a people doctor. 219 00:14:48,940 --> 00:14:52,140 - Best we call the animal shelter. - Right away. 220 00:14:56,053 --> 00:15:00,268 In our last episode the four ninjas did battle with Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction and doom. 221 00:15:00,273 --> 00:15:04,218 It was during that great battle that ninja master Kenny threw his star into Professor Chaos' eye. 222 00:15:04,323 --> 00:15:05,742 Now the ninjas were in serious trouble, 223 00:15:05,777 --> 00:15:08,992 because their parents might find out they had weapons if Professor Chaos told on them. 224 00:15:09,016 --> 00:15:11,668 While trying to get Professor Chaos some aid at the veterinarian's office, 225 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,673 the four ninjas ran into Craig and his three friends. 226 00:15:13,697 --> 00:15:17,150 They challenged the four ninjas to fight, and the legendary battle of Tokutawa began. 227 00:15:17,185 --> 00:15:19,486 It was during this battle that Professor Chaos escaped, 228 00:15:19,510 --> 00:15:22,651 and so the four ninjas were forced to join forces with Craig and his friends to find Professor Chaos, 229 00:15:22,686 --> 00:15:24,427 or else they would all be grounded. 230 00:15:25,773 --> 00:15:29,623 - Butters! - Butters! 231 00:15:29,773 --> 00:15:30,873 Butters! Where the hell are you?! 232 00:15:31,053 --> 00:15:33,618 It's hopeless, dude! Butters must have made it to the hospital. 233 00:15:33,623 --> 00:15:36,223 By now our parents probably know we were playing with weapons! 234 00:15:36,258 --> 00:15:38,873 - We have to get rid of the evidence! - What? 235 00:15:38,953 --> 00:15:42,163 Dude, we have to get rid of our weapons so at least we can try to deny everything. 236 00:15:42,353 --> 00:15:44,213 Screw that, dude, I paid 20 bucks for these things! 237 00:15:44,248 --> 00:15:46,038 Yeah, let's just go return them and get our money back. 238 00:15:46,073 --> 00:15:49,153 We don't have time for that, dude! We just have to ditch them! Now! 239 00:15:49,163 --> 00:15:53,863 Okay. Go ahead, Kyle. Throw your nunchakus away. If you can. 240 00:15:53,873 --> 00:15:56,338 But you know well that your Jewish blood won't let you. 241 00:15:56,373 --> 00:16:00,373 You can't throw away something you paid fifteen bucks for. Go ahead and try. 242 00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,173 Screw you, fatass! 243 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,538 Mel Gibson was right, Kyle. 244 00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:08,998 Right now the Jew in you is screamig "NO! Those cost money! Get your money back!" 245 00:16:09,033 --> 00:16:10,482 You know this to be true. 246 00:16:14,459 --> 00:16:16,532 Go ahead. Prove Mel Gibson wrong, Kyle. 247 00:16:24,873 --> 00:16:28,453 I, I can't do it.... I can't do it. I... 248 00:16:28,473 --> 00:16:31,473 It's all right, Kyle. We'll go back to the fair and return them. 249 00:16:36,873 --> 00:16:41,773 Come on. Come on, little fella. Atta boy. 250 00:16:44,373 --> 00:16:47,273 Right over here. Good dog. Come on. 251 00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:50,423 There you go, right in there. 252 00:17:05,773 --> 00:17:09,463 Somebody threw a ninja star in that poor puppy's eye? 253 00:17:09,473 --> 00:17:12,483 It just makes me sick how some people can treat animals. 254 00:17:12,493 --> 00:17:15,273 Well, nothing we can do for it; let's put it to sleep, shall we? 255 00:17:15,573 --> 00:17:18,423 Here you go, pup. I've got a sweet dose of murder for you. 256 00:17:18,553 --> 00:17:21,463 What the? Blasted! He's escaped!.. 257 00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:25,093 Oh well, let's murder one of these other dogs. 258 00:17:25,973 --> 00:17:28,523 All right, the county fair's still open! 259 00:17:32,353 --> 00:17:33,668 Can I help you boys? 260 00:17:33,673 --> 00:17:35,383 We have come to return the weapons we purchased. 261 00:17:35,393 --> 00:17:37,573 Uh, sorry kids, ah I don't give refunds. 262 00:17:37,673 --> 00:17:42,173 Listen, doucher! Our parents are gonna kill us, and you, if they found out that we bought these! 263 00:17:42,253 --> 00:17:44,123 I thought you told me your parents were dead. 264 00:17:44,293 --> 00:17:46,268 - You guys! You guys! - What is it, Craig? 265 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,618 - It's Butters! We saw 'im! - Where?! 266 00:17:47,623 --> 00:17:50,668 Right on the other side of the fairgrounds. He's just wandering around aimlessly. 267 00:17:50,673 --> 00:17:52,973 - Then it's NOT too late! - Come on, Ninjas! 268 00:17:55,223 --> 00:17:59,773 All right, folks, our next item up for bids is this lovely 19th Century lamp. 269 00:18:00,223 --> 00:18:02,018 Aw dude, crap. All our parents are there. 270 00:18:02,023 --> 00:18:04,483 - Butters is right on the other side. - We have to get past them! 271 00:18:04,493 --> 00:18:07,658 All right. Looks like I have to use my power of invisibility to get by. 272 00:18:07,723 --> 00:18:08,863 You have that power too? 273 00:18:08,973 --> 00:18:12,273 I told you, Bulrog has lots and lots of powers. Behold. 274 00:18:14,773 --> 00:18:18,173 This way, I can move about the crowd of people undetected. 275 00:18:19,053 --> 00:18:21,873 - Here, hold this stuff for me. - Good luck, Bulrog. 276 00:18:23,713 --> 00:18:28,713 Now, this lamp comes from the estate of Edna and James Hollinger, who lived in upstate Wyoming. 277 00:18:28,723 --> 00:18:32,323 It has a bronze finish and actual gold leaf along the base. 278 00:18:32,423 --> 00:18:36,373 Uh this is a rare opportunity to own a classic antique. 279 00:18:36,423 --> 00:18:39,913 The lamp has been appraised by our auction staff at well over 2000 dollars. 280 00:18:39,923 --> 00:18:45,023 So we're gonna start the bidding at 375. Do I, do I hear 375? 281 00:18:58,523 --> 00:19:00,623 Kid, what the hell do you think you're doin'? 282 00:19:08,823 --> 00:19:10,223 Butters! 283 00:19:11,623 --> 00:19:12,713 What happened to him? 284 00:19:12,873 --> 00:19:14,323 Oh my God! 285 00:19:14,722 --> 00:19:18,173 - Ohhh Jesus. - Oh dude, we are gonna get it now. 286 00:19:23,003 --> 00:19:26,463 All right, people, we are all extremely upset over what's happened. 287 00:19:26,473 --> 00:19:28,303 But let's try to speak one at a time. 288 00:19:28,403 --> 00:19:32,022 Well, like the rest of you, I am shocked and appalled at what happened! 289 00:19:32,023 --> 00:19:37,723 I don't know if the parents are to blame or if it's the times we're living in, but something has to change! 290 00:19:39,813 --> 00:19:44,003 This is the worst thing that's happened in this town! The worst thing! 291 00:19:45,723 --> 00:19:49,122 Yeah! I mean, there were children watching that auction! 292 00:19:49,123 --> 00:19:54,403 And when that little eight-year-old boy walked up and flashed his... penis... 293 00:19:54,473 --> 00:19:55,903 it was an outrage! 294 00:19:58,823 --> 00:19:59,723 What? 295 00:20:00,003 --> 00:20:00,603 What? 296 00:20:00,723 --> 00:20:04,168 Not only that, the auction was televised on public access, 297 00:20:04,173 --> 00:20:08,122 so my little daughter watchin' at home saw the -penis! 298 00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:10,017 How am I suppsoed to explain that to her?! 299 00:20:10,018 --> 00:20:13,828 This is what happens when the moral fabric of society breaks down! 300 00:20:16,478 --> 00:20:19,778 You see the damage you've caused, Eric Cartman?! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! 301 00:20:20,078 --> 00:20:22,778 I told you it was a wardrobe malfunction! 302 00:20:25,178 --> 00:20:27,758 Dude, they don't care we knocked Butters' eye out with weapons? 303 00:20:27,777 --> 00:20:29,478 Just run with it, dude. 304 00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:36,083 Uh, yeah! I agree! Uh my fragile little eight-year-old mind didn't know how to deal with what I was seeing. 305 00:20:36,238 --> 00:20:38,928 - C-Cartman should be punished! - Yeah! 306 00:20:39,498 --> 00:20:41,158 Hey, fuck you, Kyle! 307 00:20:42,958 --> 00:20:44,128 Heck, I c- I can't believe it. 308 00:20:44,278 --> 00:20:47,728 Hyeah. I guess parents don't give a crap about violence if there's sex things to worry about. 309 00:20:47,968 --> 00:20:50,158 So I guess this means we get to keep our weapons. 310 00:20:50,198 --> 00:20:51,658 Yeah. Come on, ninjas. 311 00:20:53,278 --> 00:20:54,978 We've got some more work to do.