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Good Times With Weapons

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- Stop it, Cartman!
- Pfaha, so funny.

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Goddamnit Cartman, stope throwin'
those stupid popping things at me!

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Come on and take a look, folks.
We've got a lot of knives for sale here.

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Oh my God, look!

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Martial arts weapons from the Far East.

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Wow, cool.

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Dude! We should each buy a weapon,
and then we'll be like ninjas.

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Yeah. We won't have 
to take crap from anybody.

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Our parents won't let us have weapons, dude.

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Who's gonna tell them, dumbass?!

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Yeah, dude, our parents are gonna be at the stupid
fair all day long. They'll never know what we bought.

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I'll get the tonfas. Those are so sweet.

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I'm gonna get those killer sai. 
Look Kenny!

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 There's something even you can afford!
 A ninja shuriken for a dollar ninety nine.

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Can I help you boys?

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Yeah. We wanna get one of each of these ninja weapons.

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Okay, uh, you need to have your parents
 here when you buy them, though.

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 I, I can't sell to anyone under eighteen 
without parents' permission.

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Parents? Parents?? Oh God!

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Uh wha, what's the matter?

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We, we're brothers, see, and our parents...
died in a car accident last year.

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Why?! Why?! Why did you have
 to take them both?! Why!

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Why do people have to keep reminding
 us of what we don't have??

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It's all right, it's all right boys. Don't cry,
 I'll... I'll just... go pack these up for you, okay?

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Goddamn, that's like the twelfth time that's worked.

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Shut up, hippies! I'll kill you!

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With my tonfa of Takanawa, I become the great
and powerful ninja Sharohachi,

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born to fight evil and people I don't like.

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Yeah. And my powerful nunchakus 
make me into Bounaku, 

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a deadly but compassionate ninja
 who protects those in trouble.

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What's your ninja name, Kenny?

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Yes. And I... am Bulrog. Tough brute ninja who
 has dedicated his life to eradicating the world of hippies

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- All right, ninjas! Let's go protect the world!
- Kick ass!

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Hey you guys, you know what we should do?

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 We should go show our weapons to Craig and those guys.
 They'll be so jealous.

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No dude, we can't go around showing our weapons to people.
 Our parents'll find out we have them.

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Ech! You see, guys? This is why Jews 
can't be ninjas! They've got no spine!

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You don't know anything about Jews, fatass!

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Oh yeah?! My mom took me to see
 Mel Gibson's movie, The Passion, 

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and Mel Gibson says you are
 a sloth and you are a liar.

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And if the Road Warrior says it, it must be true.

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Don't worry, Kyle. Craig's not gonna tell on us. 
Come, ninjas, let's go.

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All right, this is it.

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Yes. The residence of the one called... Craig.

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I still say this is a bad idea.

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Ninja positions!

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- Hello, Craig!
- Look what we got.

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Where'd you get those?

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We can't tell you where we got 'em!
It's secret ninja stuff.

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Oooh, is that jealousy I see in your eyes, Craig?
Mmm, yes, drown me in the sweet water of your envy.

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Uh, uh, they're not that cool.

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Hyeah, "they're not that cool.
" These are real authentic weapons from the Far East.

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But don't tell anybody we have them.

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- Whoa! Where'd you get those??
- Let me see.

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Uh, we'd love to hang out guys,
but we have important secret work to do.

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Yes. The life of a ninja is complex and full of peril.

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Come on, ninjas!

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Ho man, did you see the look on Craig's face?! 
That was awesome!

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Dude, we're like the coolest 
kids in the whole state!

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Huhey fellas. What's happenin'?

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We're playing Ninjas, Butters.

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Wowee! Hey, can I play, uhninjas with you?

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No, Butters. We are a very select elite fighting 
team sent to protect the world from evil, 

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and you can't play with us.

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Yeah, Butters. You wouldn't make
a very good ninja. Come on, guys.

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- We have a lot of work to do.
- Yes, and no time to do it. No time...

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I think I'd make a really good ninja.

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Jeez, those guys never let me play with them.
Uh they just shun me all the time.

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I'm a lost soul. A dark lonely shadow of a person-

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- Hi Butters.
- Hi Mom.

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-a castaway, forced to live his life out in solitude.

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And it's because of times like these I was forced to a life of evil.

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Society cast me out, and so I vowed 
to make them all pay! And pay they did!

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Nobody knows that beneath this
 sweet eight-year-old little boy lies the most evil,

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 the most destructive supervillain of all time!

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Professor Chaos!

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Let's see how you like dealing with me, ninjas!

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- Oooh, Butters, are you going out to play again?
- Yeah Mom, I'm jus' goin' outside for a little while.

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Well, could you be a sweetie and take
 that pie over there to the Thomsons.

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 I made it to thank them
 for babysitting you last week.

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Well, okay-okay Mom.

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Hm, this doesn't seem to be the right way.

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My ninja sense is telling me we might
 be heading in the wrong direction.

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Okay, hang on guys.

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 I'll use my special power to see into the future 
and find out where we should head next.

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Hold on you guys.
 I actually have another power.

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 I can see into the future too, but better than Kyle.
 Let me try it.

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- Goddamnit, Cartman! You can't keep making up new powers!
- Yeah dude, that's like the fifth power you've come up with!

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I am Bulrog and I have lots and lots of powers.

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No asshole! From now on you only
 get to have ONE power! So what is it?!

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I have the power to have all the powers I want.

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That doesn't count, fatass!

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Yeah, that it, Cartman! 
You don't get to have any powers!

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C'mon!

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Well well well! If it isn't the four ninjas!

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- Who the hell is that??
- I dunno. Craig, is that you?

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Fools! I am Professor Chaos! 
Bringer of Destruction and Doom!

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Your feeble ninja powers
 are no match for me!

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Looks like we have a sworn enemy, you guys.

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Very well, Professor Chaos! We'll play along.
 Now, fell the fiery sting of my tonfa Takanawa!

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- Hey kid, that knocks you down.
- Nuh uh!

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- Yeah huh, I got you!
- Nuh uh! Because my cloak is made of a

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...titanium alloy that shields me from heat!

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That's bullcrap! Titanium alloy my ass!

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Well, let's see how he likes
 the icy blasts from my nunchakus Sokuromoto!

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Huh nice attempt, ninja! But now both of you
 shall feel the power of my Web of Holding!

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You are both trapped in spiderwebs!

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All right, dickhole! Time for you to pay!

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Oh no! I have no powers! 
Kyle took them away from me!

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 Quick, Kyle, give me back my powers
 so I can fight this evil villain!

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Okay, okay, you can have your powers back.

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All right! And now I will use my power to...
turn Kyle into a chicken! Bleh!

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Goddamnit Cartman!

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Now you are a chicken!

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Enough! Uh I grow weary of your foolishness.
Professor Chaos cannot be stopped!

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Oh yeah?! Kenny! Use your ninja star!

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- Oh, fuck dude!
- It's Butters. Oh my God!

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- Oh, dude! It's stuck in his eye!
- What the hell did you do that for, Kenny?!

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It hurts! It hurts!

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Oh man! We are in serious trouble!

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Ssh sshhhh. It's okay, Butters.
Calm down. It's not that bad, really.

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But I... But I... But I can't see nothin'.
I gotta go to the hospitalll!!

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Okay okay, calm down, Butters! It'll be okay!

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Guys, meeting over here for a second?

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All right you guys, we need to stay
 calm and just do the right thing.

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We have to kill Butters
 and bury him in Kyle's backyard.

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- Dude, shut up!
- I agree with Cartman!

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- What?? - You don't understand what my mom will do
 to me if she finds out  I was playing with weapons!

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Just stay still, Butters.

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Stop dude! You're gonna scramble his brain!

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Go ahead and scramble it, 
then he won't remember it was us.

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You guys can't fix my eyeball!
You have to take me to the hospital!

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If we take him to the hospital,
they're gonna find out what happened.

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God-damnit!

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God? Please, if you get me out of this,
 I swear, I will never play with weapons ever again.

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Don't be so quick to throw off
your ninja responsibility, Kyle.

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Now, come on guys, sure, it's easy to be 
a ninja when everything's going your way,

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 but it's times like these, when the chips are down,
 that a ninja shows his true character.

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Whoa, I'm getting woozy.

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Shut up, Butters. Now, there's a way out of this.
We just have to use our... ninja reasoning.

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We... need a doctor... But we can't go to the hospital.

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Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait what
about the veterinarian?

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Dr. Shafley?

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He's really old and and goin blind.

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- So if we make Butters up to look like a dog,...
- Ohh no. - We might pass him off as our pet.

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Ohoo but, but fellas, if I, if I dress up like a dog
 with a star in my eye, I I'm gonna get grounded.

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Shut up, Butters!

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That is the dumbest idea you 
guys have ever come up with!

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I'd expect this stupidity out of Cartman,
 but you, Stan??

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Butters needs medical attention right now!!

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All right, then you take him to the hospital, Kyle.

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You take him to the hospital 
and let your mom find out what happened.

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I need the modeling glue. 
We need more fur over here.

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Uh that modeling glue is making me dizzy.

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Butters! We're trying to help you, Goddamnit!
Now, stop being such an asshole!

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We need some more fur.

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I think that's good.

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Okay, let's hear your bark, Butters.

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Wuff...wu-wuff.

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All right. Now we just gotta sneak him into town.

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Okay, it's clear.

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Now remember, Butters, when you get to the vet's
office you need to stay down on all fours and-

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Butters, listen!! At the vet's office,
you need to stay down on all fours and bark a lot.

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Wuhuff, woof, woof.

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We've gotta hurry, it's getting late!

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- Oh shit, somebody's coming!
- Quick, hide Butters!

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In here!

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Uh buh, but fellas, I gotta-

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There you are!

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You guys thought you were sooo cool, didn't you?!
Well look at what we got!

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- No way, you got weapons too??
- Where'd you get those?

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From the n-n-, from the nn-, from the nn-

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From the nice guy at the county fair.

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At first we needed our parents' permission,
 but then we told him our parents were dead.

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Aw man, now every 
in town has a weapon! Lame!

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So, how would you ninjas like to do battle?

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Uh not now, Craig, we we have to be going.

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You can't pass through this
 area until you defend your honor!

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He said, not now, Craig!

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I am not Craig, I am Ginza,
with the powerful blade of the kitana. Iya!

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And I am Black Taku, 
with the power of perfect spelling!

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Guys, we're we're really not playing, okay?

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Wha, what, what's the m-matter, f-fellas?
 Are you ... nnnninjas or p-p-p-pussies?

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We're twice the ninjas you fags are!

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- Then fight us!
- Very well, Clyde. Kiyaaaa!!!

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I swore to never fight again.

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We don't have a choice, Kyle. 
Just humor them.

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Hey wait wait WAIT wait!

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Hold on a second. Where's Butters?

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Oh no. Butters!

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Butters!

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Oh, nice going, you assholes!
 You made us lose him!

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Lose who?

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Butters! He got a ninja star stuck in his eye, 

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and we were taking him to the vet 
when you fucked it all up! Butters!

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- Stuck in his eye? Was he bleeding?
- Ye-yeah, a little- Butters! Get back here right now!

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- Oh shit, you guys are in trouble. We're outta here!
- No dude, you gotta help us find him!

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- The hell with that!
- We're in this together, Craig!

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If Butters tells on us, we're gonna tell on you,
and that's the ninja code!

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Hello? Anybody-eh.

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Woof. Woof. Woofwoof.

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- Butters! - Butters! - Here, Butters!

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Dude, look!

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- Hello there, children!
- Hey, Chef.

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- How's it goin'?
- Bad.

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Why bad?

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Chef, you haven't seen Butters around, have you?

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No, can't say that I have. Hey, what are you
children doin' with those weapons?

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Nnothing, just, playing.

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Well, you children should be careful with those.
 You could put somebody's eye out.

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- Yeah, we know.
  - Well, I've gotta get to the fairgrounds.

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 They're about to start the big auction.
 So long, children!

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Oh my God! What the-? Doctor? Doctor??

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Jesus Christ.

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What kind of sick bastard would
do this to a dog? Poor little pup.

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Woofwoof.

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Can you help him, Doctor?

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I'm afraid I wouldn't know how.
 Unfortunately for this little fella, I'm a people doctor.

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- Best we call the animal shelter.
- Right away.

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In our last episode the four ninjas did battle
with Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction and doom.

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It was during that great battle that ninja master
Kenny threw his star into Professor Chaos' eye.

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Now the ninjas were in serious trouble,

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 because their parents might find out they 
had weapons if Professor Chaos told on them.

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While trying to get Professor Chaos some 
aid at the veterinarian's office, 

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the four ninjas ran into Craig and his three friends.

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They challenged the four ninjas to fight, 
and the legendary battle of Tokutawa began.

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It was during this battle that Professor Chaos escaped,

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and so the four ninjas were forced to join forces
 with Craig and his friends to find Professor Chaos, 

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or else they would all be grounded.

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- Butters!
- Butters!

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Butters! Where the hell are you?!

233
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It's hopeless, dude! Butters must have made
it to the hospital.

234
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By now our parents probably know we
were playing with weapons!

235
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- We have to get rid of the evidence!
- What?

236
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Dude, we have to get rid of our weapons so at
least we can try to deny everything.

237
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Screw that, dude, I paid 20 bucks for these things!

238
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Yeah, let's just go return them and get our money back.

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We don't have time for that, dude!
We just have to ditch them! Now!

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Okay. Go ahead, Kyle. Throw
your nunchakus away. If you can.

241
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But you know well that your 
Jewish blood won't let you.

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You can't throw away something you
paid fifteen bucks for. Go ahead and try.

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Screw you, fatass!

244
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Mel Gibson was right, Kyle.

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Right now the Jew in you is screamig
"NO! Those cost money! Get your money back!"

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You know this to be true.

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Go ahead.
Prove Mel Gibson wrong, Kyle.

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I, I can't do it. ... I can't do it. I...

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It's all right, Kyle.
We'll go back to the fair and return them.

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Come on. Come on, little fella. Atta boy.

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Right over here. Good dog. Come on.

252
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There you go, right in there.

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Somebody threw a ninja star
 in that poor puppy's eye?

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It just makes me sick how some
people can treat animals.

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Well, nothing we can do for it;
let's put it to sleep, shall we?

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Here you go, pup. I've got
a sweet dose of murder for you.

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What the? Blasted! He's escaped! ..

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Oh well, let's murder one of these other dogs.

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All right, the county fair's still open!

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Can I help you boys?

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We have come to return the weapons we purchased.

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Uh, sorry kids, ah I don't give refunds.

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Listen, doucher! Our parents are gonna kill us,
 and you, if they found out that we bought these!

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I thought you told me your parents were dead.

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- You guys! You guys!
- What is it, Craig?

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- It's Butters! We saw 'im!
- Where?!

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Right on the other side of the fairgrounds.
 He's just wandering around aimlessly.

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- Then it's NOT too late!
- Come on, Ninjas!

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All right, folks, our next item up
for bids is this lovely 19th Century lamp.

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Aw dude, crap. All our parents are there.

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- Butters is right on the other side.
- We have to get past them!

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00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,885
All right. Looks like I have to use
my power of invisibility to get by.

273
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You have that power too?

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I told you, Bulrog has lots and lots of powers. Behold.

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This way, I can move about
 the crowd of people undetected.

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- Here, hold this stuff for me.
- Good luck, Bulrog.

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Now, this lamp comes from the estate of Edna
and James Hollinger, who lived in upstate Wyoming.

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It has a bronze finish and actual
gold leaf along the base.

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Uh this is a rare opportunity
to own a classic antique.

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The lamp has been appraised by our
auction staff at well over 2000 dollars.

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So we're gonna start the bidding at 375.
Do I, do I hear 375?

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Kid, what the hell do you think you're doin'?

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Butters!

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What happened to him?

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Oh my God!

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- Ohhh Jesus.
- Oh dude, we are gonna get it now.

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00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:58,740
All right, people, we are all extremely
upset over what's happened.

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But let's try to speak one at a time.

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00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:04,299
Well, like the rest of you, I am shocked
and appalled at what happened!

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I don't know if the parents are to blame or if it's
the times we're living in, but something has to change!

291
00:20:12,090 --> 00:20:16,280
This is the worst thing that's happened in this town!
The worst thing!

292
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Yeah! I mean, there were children
watching that auction!

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And when that little eight-year-old boy walked
up and flashed his... penis...

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it was an outrage!

295
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What?

296
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:32,880
What?

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00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,445
Not only that, the auction
was televised on public access,

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so my little daughter watchin'
at home saw the -penis!

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How am I suppsoed to explain that to her?!

300
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:46,050
This is what happens when the moral
fabric of society breaks down!

301
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You see the damage you've caused, Eric Cartman?!
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!

302
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:55,000
I told you it was a wardrobe malfunction!

303
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,980
Dude, they don't care we knocked
Butters' eye out with weapons?

304
00:20:59,999 --> 00:21:01,700
Just run with it, dude.

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00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:08,305
Uh, yeah! I agree! Uh my fragile little eight-year-old
mind didn't know how to deal with what I was seeing.

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00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:11,150
- C-Cartman should be punished!
- Yeah!

307
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,380
Hey, fuck you, Kyle!

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00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:16,350
Heck, I c- I can't believe it.

309
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:19,950
Hyeah. I guess parents don't give a crap about
violence if there's sex things to worry about.

310
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So I guess this means we
 get to keep our weapons.

311
00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:23,880
Yeah. Come on, ninjas.

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We've got some more work to do.