1 00:00:01,560 --> 00:00:03,650 "" 2 00:00:03,650 --> 00:00:06,180 "" 3 00:00:06,190 --> 00:00:07,730 "" 4 00:00:07,730 --> 00:00:10,210 "" 5 00:00:10,220 --> 00:00:12,890 "" 6 00:00:12,890 --> 00:00:15,960 "" 7 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:17,550 "" 8 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:21,440 "" 9 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:27,040 "" 10 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:30,600 "" 11 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:33,980 "" 12 00:00:33,980 --> 00:00:35,200 "" 13 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:38,330 "" 14 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:43,850 "" 15 00:00:43,850 --> 00:00:50,440 "" 16 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:53,450 "" 17 00:00:53,450 --> 00:00:55,680 [Eyes blinking noise] 18 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,780 "" 19 00:00:57,780 --> 00:00:59,500 I know, I'll be safe, mom. 20 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:01,110 You're a good child. 21 00:01:01,110 --> 00:01:01,770 [Mmmwaa] 22 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,730 I trust your judgment. 23 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,630 - You pinned a condom on me, didn't you? 24 00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:06,700 - What? 25 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:08,000 Those shorts don't have pockets. 26 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:18,940 Synced by YesCool, corrected by tuxun www.addic7ed.com 27 00:01:40,070 --> 00:01:43,840 - I have a business proposition for you, woodford. 28 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,700 - [sighs] 29 00:01:46,710 --> 00:01:50,010 - Mmm. 30 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:51,240 - Didn't you just have a cigar? 31 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:53,510 - That was the cigar before the cigar. 32 00:01:53,510 --> 00:01:54,980 You have a lot to learn, son. 33 00:01:54,980 --> 00:01:57,220 That's why this week, you're coming to work for me. 34 00:01:57,220 --> 00:01:59,850 - But this is my one week to do nothing but surf. 35 00:01:59,850 --> 00:02:01,550 - Look, I'm not sure if you're aware of this, 36 00:02:01,550 --> 00:02:03,120 But I took quite a bit of flak 37 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,020 For the company's last commercial spot. 38 00:02:05,030 --> 00:02:06,520 At the stone corporation, 39 00:02:06,530 --> 00:02:08,830 We don't make the breast implant. 40 00:02:08,830 --> 00:02:10,500 We make it larger. 41 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:12,900 We don't make the field-hockey stick. 44 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:18,070 At the stone corporation, we genuinely believe 45 00:02:18,070 --> 00:02:23,010 That we're making the world a better place every day... 46 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:25,840 By making it a little easier on the eyes. 47 00:02:25,850 --> 00:02:28,250 Unfortunately, our profits have been in decline 48 00:02:28,250 --> 00:02:29,710 Because of my public image. 49 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,320 [grunting] 50 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:32,380 That's a problem, 51 00:02:32,390 --> 00:02:33,950 And you're the solution. 52 00:02:33,950 --> 00:02:34,990 - Why me? 53 00:02:34,990 --> 00:02:36,490 - My shareholders will shake hands 54 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,520 With the heir to my throne and realize 55 00:02:38,530 --> 00:02:40,690 That I've built a family company, 56 00:02:40,690 --> 00:02:46,230 That I have values, morals, and a love for all living things. 57 00:02:46,230 --> 00:02:48,070 [animal shrieks] 58 00:02:48,070 --> 00:02:50,130 Picture us side-by-side, 59 00:02:50,140 --> 00:02:53,400 Father and son spending quality time. 60 00:02:53,410 --> 00:02:54,670 - Sorry, dad. 61 00:02:54,670 --> 00:02:56,740 That doesn't sound like quality time to me. 62 00:02:56,740 --> 00:02:58,680 - You're playing harall. I respect that. 63 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:03,280 But in my experience, a no is just a delayed yes. 64 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,380 [tires screech] 65 00:03:05,390 --> 00:03:08,690 - Spring break ladies, show me your-- 66 00:03:08,690 --> 00:03:11,320 [wind blows] 67 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:12,590 Balls! 68 00:03:12,590 --> 00:03:14,590 - You okay, dude? - No, woody. 69 00:03:14,590 --> 00:03:16,590 Where's all the easily accessible booze, 70 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:17,660 The drunk college girls, 71 00:03:17,660 --> 00:03:20,000 With their lowered sexual standards? 72 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,030 I was supposed to be statutory-raped this week! 73 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:24,940 That was always the plan! 74 00:03:24,940 --> 00:03:27,610 - I hate to break it to you, bro, but playa del toro 75 00:03:27,610 --> 00:03:30,170 Has never been a big spring break destination. 76 00:03:30,180 --> 00:03:32,410 - Not true, muchachos. 77 00:03:32,410 --> 00:03:34,610 Let me show you something. 78 00:03:34,610 --> 00:03:39,820 Way before your time, there was a year called 1992. 79 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:42,220 Public toilets didn't flush themselves. 80 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:45,420 You could wear a jean jacket without looking gay. 81 00:03:45,430 --> 00:03:47,530 And, if you were so inclined, 82 00:03:47,530 --> 00:03:50,400 You could get absolutely plastered on the beach, 83 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,830 Without waking up in handcuffs! 84 00:03:52,830 --> 00:03:55,530 And it looked a little like this. 85 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:58,400 Or exactly like this, because this is it, man. 86 00:03:58,410 --> 00:03:59,870 - That was here? 87 00:03:59,870 --> 00:04:01,810 - On the very same sand. 88 00:04:01,810 --> 00:04:04,480 - Why would they make it illegal to drink on the beach? 89 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,110 - I don't make the laws, boys. 90 00:04:06,110 --> 00:04:08,250 [inhales] 91 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:10,150 I just live by them. 92 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:13,080 [coughs] 93 00:04:13,090 --> 00:04:15,450 - Hey, boys! - Mom? 94 00:04:15,460 --> 00:04:17,020 - Yeah, I'm going to need that tape thing 95 00:04:17,020 --> 00:04:18,960 And the mysterious machine that plays it. 96 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:21,290 - Sure, help yourself to whatever you want, 97 00:04:21,290 --> 00:04:23,900 Except for the commemorative princess di plates. 98 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:26,360 [tearful] goodbye, England's rose. 99 00:04:26,370 --> 00:04:28,330 [cheering] 100 00:04:28,330 --> 00:04:29,570 - [retches] 101 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:31,340 - That should have been me! 102 00:04:31,340 --> 00:04:32,700 - Dude, we have everything we need 103 00:04:32,710 --> 00:04:36,040 For a kick-ass spring break right here. 104 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:39,310 We got tunes... [radio dies] 105 00:04:39,310 --> 00:04:41,110 We got babes... 106 00:04:41,110 --> 00:04:44,950 And a warm matt's semi-hard lemonade. 107 00:04:44,950 --> 00:04:46,980 Who am I kidding? This is so-- 108 00:04:46,990 --> 00:04:48,150 - Fantastic? 109 00:04:48,150 --> 00:04:50,720 Ooh! Fit women and fine liquor. 110 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:51,720 What a spread. 111 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,360 You two know how to live. 112 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,930 May I join you? 113 00:04:55,930 --> 00:04:57,200 [police siren] 114 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,400 - Is that an alcoholic beverage on the beach? 115 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,230 - Oh, I'm so sorry, officers. 116 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:06,640 I had no idea I was in any violation of--unh! 117 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,340 You'll never take me alive, [bleep]! 118 00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:10,340 [vocalizing] 119 00:05:10,340 --> 00:05:11,680 [gun cocks] 120 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:13,110 - Dude, are you kidding me? 121 00:05:13,110 --> 00:05:14,780 For underage drinking? 122 00:05:14,780 --> 00:05:16,010 - He's underage? 123 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:17,920 That's a far more serious offense. 124 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:21,150 [rifle cocks] 125 00:05:21,150 --> 00:05:22,590 Well, beyond our jurisdiction. 126 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:23,960 - You boys have a great day. 127 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,960 Let's go do some racial profiling. 128 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,690 - Unh! Did you see that? 129 00:05:27,690 --> 00:05:30,130 The long arm of the law reached for me 130 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:33,160 But I gave those officers the reach-around! 131 00:05:33,170 --> 00:05:35,800 - What did they mean by "jurisdiction"? 132 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,440 - We've got to research this. 133 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,440 If only there was a place where this kind of information 134 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,140 Was readily available to the public. 135 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:43,310 [phones beep] 136 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:45,310 - Technically, there are holes in the globe 137 00:05:45,310 --> 00:05:48,280 That don't fall under the law of any one nation. 138 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:50,210 - International waters. 139 00:05:50,220 --> 00:05:53,890 - So if we're floating 20 feet away from the shore-- 140 00:05:53,890 --> 00:05:54,890 - We could do-- 141 00:05:54,890 --> 00:05:59,220 - Whatever we damn well please. [laughs] 142 00:05:59,230 --> 00:06:02,230 [groovy rock music] 143 00:06:02,230 --> 00:06:10,170 ♪ ♪ 144 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:12,640 [police siren] 145 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,140 - We did a little research. 146 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:17,310 According to howstuffworks.Com, you boys are still subject 147 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,880 To the laws of this coastline. 148 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:20,580 - Read this, lawmen! 149 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:23,710 "on the open seas, a vessel is subject to the laws 150 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,880 Of the country's flag it flies." 151 00:06:25,890 --> 00:06:27,590 - And in jamaica... 152 00:06:27,590 --> 00:06:31,360 [jamaican accent] there be no drinking age at all, man. 153 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:34,360 [reggae music] 154 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,690 ♪ ♪ 155 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:37,060 - Posted. 156 00:06:37,060 --> 00:06:39,600 Just changed my status on facebook to "legally drunk." 157 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,570 - Does jeena check your facebook page? 158 00:06:41,570 --> 00:06:43,670 - It's legal to drink off the shore? 159 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:45,770 - Can't hear you over the racehorse, baby. 160 00:06:45,770 --> 00:06:47,070 I'll be out in a minute. [laughs] 161 00:06:47,070 --> 00:06:48,840 - And jeena's friends with... 162 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:50,210 - A party in the ocean? 163 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,880 And they laughed when I paid $11,000 164 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:54,180 For a louis vuitton inner tube. 165 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:57,850 - And milan is friends with everyone! 166 00:06:57,850 --> 00:06:59,820 [music plays over ultrasound] - ♪ baby baby baby oh ♪ 167 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,650 - It's definitely a boy. 168 00:07:01,650 --> 00:07:04,220 [phone rings] 169 00:07:04,220 --> 00:07:05,390 - Ignore? 170 00:07:05,390 --> 00:07:07,260 That's even ruder than not answering. 171 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:11,130 [phones ringing] 172 00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:14,170 [reggae music] 173 00:07:14,170 --> 00:07:19,440 ♪ ♪ 174 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:20,770 - Get the beads. 175 00:07:22,010 --> 00:07:22,010 + 176 00:07:23,140 --> 00:07:25,140 - Five quarters and a yellow sweet tart. 177 00:07:25,150 --> 00:07:28,750 - Oh, I should have known open mic night was a mistake. 178 00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:31,120 - So I was flying on an airplane last week 179 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:34,120 And the person who was in the seat next to me... 180 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,660 [belches] 181 00:07:35,660 --> 00:07:37,290 Was me. 182 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,490 - I don't think that's it. 183 00:07:39,490 --> 00:07:40,960 - It's called "floatopia," 184 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:44,130 And it could be the biggest spring break party of all time. 185 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,930 Apparently the founding fathers of the event 186 00:07:45,930 --> 00:07:49,270 Are these three students from playa del toro high school. 187 00:07:49,270 --> 00:07:51,500 - Mondo? 188 00:07:51,510 --> 00:07:53,340 [cheering] 189 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:56,910 [scattered groans] 190 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:57,910 - Hello! 191 00:07:57,910 --> 00:07:59,950 - [disgusted grunt] 192 00:07:59,950 --> 00:08:02,050 [phone rings] - hey, ma. It's amazing! 193 00:08:02,050 --> 00:08:03,380 A girl did a body shot off me, 194 00:08:03,390 --> 00:08:06,950 It tickled, and now I'm a little sticky, but I loved it. 195 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:09,860 - It sounds like it's time for some stern parenting. 196 00:08:09,860 --> 00:08:11,860 Don't you think? 197 00:08:11,860 --> 00:08:14,490 - Whoo! Why are clothes still on? 198 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:16,960 - Well, okay, I'm a little worried, 199 00:08:16,970 --> 00:08:19,400 But I'm going to trust you on this one, honey. 200 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:23,900 - Hi! 201 00:08:23,910 --> 00:08:25,940 - [frustrated sigh] why does that weird little kid 202 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:28,140 Have so many sexy bathing suits? 203 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:31,110 [party music] 204 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:39,050 ♪ ♪ 205 00:08:42,660 --> 00:08:44,060 [cheering] 206 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:52,500 - Chip off the old brock. 207 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:54,000 [cheering] 208 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,940 - Mondo, this is the most amazing party I've ever seen. 209 00:08:56,940 --> 00:08:58,440 - Look around. 210 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:01,710 No cops, no teachers, no rules, no suggested serving sizes. 211 00:09:01,710 --> 00:09:04,410 This isn't just a party, it's paradise! 212 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:06,510 - Think you could give me a tour? 213 00:09:06,510 --> 00:09:07,910 - This is the fun zone. 214 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:09,450 There's activities for everyone. 215 00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:11,120 Wet t-shirt contests... 216 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:12,450 [cheering] 217 00:09:12,450 --> 00:09:13,450 Arts and crafts... 218 00:09:13,460 --> 00:09:15,760 [cheering] 219 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,390 Or headier pursuits. 220 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,830 - This ancient city was sunk by the gods 221 00:09:19,830 --> 00:09:22,660 For it's unchecked arrogance and debauchery. 222 00:09:22,660 --> 00:09:24,000 - What is-- [scream] 223 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,000 [cheering] 224 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,130 - That's not fair. 225 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:27,130 She didn't even get a chance to-- 226 00:09:27,140 --> 00:09:28,130 [cheering] 227 00:09:28,140 --> 00:09:29,740 [laughter] 228 00:09:29,740 --> 00:09:33,870 - We also have snorkeling taught by our resident raft-afarian. 229 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:35,240 Believe it or not, 230 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:37,710 This counts as course credit at uc santa cruz. 231 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:38,950 - What about bathrooms? 232 00:09:38,950 --> 00:09:40,310 - Last tube on your right. 233 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:41,650 [plop] 234 00:09:41,650 --> 00:09:43,320 - I have to hand it you, mondo. 235 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:44,780 You thought of everything. 236 00:09:44,790 --> 00:09:46,350 Everyone's having a blast. 237 00:09:46,350 --> 00:09:48,450 - They're touching me everywhere, dude. 238 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:49,560 Everywhere! 239 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:51,460 - Whoo! [laughs] 240 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:54,230 - Now this is titillating conversation. 241 00:09:54,230 --> 00:09:56,460 - Maybe some people are having too much fun. 242 00:09:56,460 --> 00:09:58,030 What the hell are you doing? 243 00:09:58,030 --> 00:09:59,600 - I'll be right back, ladies. 244 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,000 Feel free to keep drinking. 245 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,240 What are you so mad about, jeena? 246 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,200 We're in a land relationship. 247 00:10:05,210 --> 00:10:07,810 I could never commit to being in anything exclusive 248 00:10:07,810 --> 00:10:09,440 On the open seas. 249 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,710 - Yeah, well, maybe we shouldn't be in any relationship at all. 250 00:10:11,710 --> 00:10:13,910 And you're gross. 251 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:19,190 - [slow motion] no! 252 00:10:19,190 --> 00:10:20,590 - Not cool, jeena. 253 00:10:20,590 --> 00:10:22,590 That was a major party foul. 254 00:10:22,590 --> 00:10:24,860 We're almost out of booze. 255 00:10:24,860 --> 00:10:27,890 - Is it true? 256 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:29,660 - Even the boxed wine is gone, dude. 257 00:10:29,660 --> 00:10:30,860 - What are we going to do? 258 00:10:30,870 --> 00:10:33,700 People are going to sober up. 259 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:37,140 - Aw, are those freckles or pimples? 260 00:10:37,140 --> 00:10:41,010 - Uh, you have gingivitis. 261 00:10:41,010 --> 00:10:43,080 - Whoa, you're a shark? 262 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:44,740 - Oh, this is about to get ugly. 263 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:47,310 We need beer for 2,000 delivered in 2 minutes! 264 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:48,350 It's impossible. 265 00:10:48,350 --> 00:10:49,820 [boat horn] 266 00:10:49,820 --> 00:10:51,680 All: Shartz! Shartz! Shartz! Shartz! 267 00:10:51,690 --> 00:10:53,750 - Is there a mr. Stone here? 268 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:56,560 I was told he would be my contact. 269 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:58,990 - I guess I'm mr. Stone. 270 00:10:58,990 --> 00:11:01,690 - Well then, shall we talk some business? 271 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:05,770 - I'm being molested! I love my life! 272 00:11:06,810 --> 00:11:06,810 + 273 00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:11,320 - Corporate transportation, 274 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:13,590 Key to the corporate suite onboard, 275 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,460 And your corporate sunglasses. 276 00:11:16,460 --> 00:11:17,460 - Two pairs? 277 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:18,930 - You'll figure it out. 278 00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:21,730 Now all I ask of you is for one signature 279 00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:26,000 Making shartz the official beverage of floatopia. 280 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 [evil laugh ringtone] 281 00:11:28,010 --> 00:11:29,970 Sorry, thought that was on vibrate. 282 00:11:29,970 --> 00:11:31,270 Well done. 283 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,180 We've been trying to find a way to supply alcohol 284 00:11:33,180 --> 00:11:36,180 To underage teens for decades. 285 00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:39,050 - [blows whistle] 286 00:11:39,050 --> 00:11:41,850 [cheering] 287 00:11:43,190 --> 00:11:45,620 - Ah! 288 00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:48,490 [shells firing] 289 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:51,490 [party music] 290 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:53,600 ♪ ♪ 291 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,600 - Mom, why are you calling me at work? 292 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:56,800 - Honey, I want to trust you, 293 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:57,930 But it seems like things are getting 294 00:11:57,940 --> 00:11:59,700 A little out of control out there. 295 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:00,900 - Everything's fine. 296 00:12:00,910 --> 00:12:02,910 I'm in the weeds here. I got to go. 297 00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:05,210 - [slurring] just screw turk. 298 00:12:05,210 --> 00:12:07,740 He can't have this. 299 00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:09,810 [swallows vomit] 300 00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:13,150 - Uh, I think we should get you some rest. 301 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:15,920 You know, as soon as woody gets back to take over the bar, 302 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:19,290 We're going to find a place for you to lie down, okay? 303 00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:22,560 - You're the best, mondo. 304 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:27,360 Your face is sweet and round like a milk dud. 305 00:12:27,370 --> 00:12:29,670 [beep] 306 00:12:29,670 --> 00:12:33,400 - Whoa. 307 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:36,370 Whoa! 308 00:12:36,370 --> 00:12:41,140 [engine revs] whoa! 309 00:12:41,150 --> 00:12:42,910 - Where'd you get all that new stuff? 310 00:12:42,910 --> 00:12:44,080 - Corporate suite. 311 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,480 - Well, that's awesome. 312 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,450 Hey, would you mind covering the bar? 313 00:12:47,450 --> 00:12:49,020 I've been on duty all night. 314 00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:51,750 - Is that all you got, lohan? 315 00:12:57,330 --> 00:13:01,000 - I'm going to go get you some water, okay? 316 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,470 Hmm. 317 00:13:03,470 --> 00:13:05,740 Weird. 318 00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:07,200 Now that doesn't even make sense. 319 00:13:07,210 --> 00:13:08,970 How is that cleansing? 320 00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:11,810 Sorry, jeena, for some reason even the shower doesn't-- 321 00:13:11,810 --> 00:13:13,710 Oh, my god! 322 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:17,580 - Want to take a nap with me? 323 00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:19,450 - You're cleared for takeoff, captain. 324 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,220 Right into the friendly thighs! 325 00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:23,220 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! 326 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:24,620 - [frenzied moans] 327 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:26,520 - Seriously? - What? 328 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,360 This [bleep] doesn't happen to us every day. 329 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:31,690 Don't be such a pussy. 330 00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:36,000 - So what's it going to be, mondo? 331 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,870 - [sighs] 332 00:13:37,870 --> 00:13:42,510 We're going to go get you some water. 333 00:13:42,510 --> 00:13:44,940 - I think your boobs are softer than mine. 334 00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:46,110 - Thanks, I guess. 335 00:13:46,110 --> 00:13:50,250 I use jojoba oil. 336 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:52,050 Whoa. 337 00:13:52,050 --> 00:13:55,650 - Want me to blow up your raft for you, baby? 338 00:13:55,650 --> 00:13:59,420 - Whoa! 339 00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:02,060 Whoa. 340 00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:03,460 I was wrong, mom. 341 00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:05,330 Floatopia is out of control. 342 00:14:05,330 --> 00:14:07,500 It's a horrible place and it's all my fault. 343 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,230 What am I supposed to do now? 344 00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:11,230 - Well, anyone can walk away from a problem, 345 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,370 But it takes a bigger person 346 00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:14,370 To walk back in and to make it right. 347 00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:15,640 - Where'd you hear that? 348 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:17,340 - Snapple cap. 349 00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:19,140 Don't worry. I'll take care of her. 350 00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:20,610 Look, if I had a dollar for every time 351 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,250 I've been naked, passed out on a beach I-- 352 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,180 I-- I'd have $3. 353 00:14:25,180 --> 00:14:26,680 Look, I'll go get her some water. 354 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,380 - [belches] 355 00:14:28,390 --> 00:14:30,490 - And a toothbrush. 356 00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:32,790 I am going to make this right. 357 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,330 - What did you bring me up here for? 358 00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:40,030 Now my shirt is all sweaty from all that walking, dude. 359 00:14:40,030 --> 00:14:41,860 Not cool. This is vintage. 360 00:14:41,870 --> 00:14:45,130 - What's happened to you, man? 361 00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:47,700 How many pairs of those do you have? 362 00:14:47,710 --> 00:14:50,170 - What am I supposed to do with a picture of spencer pratt? 363 00:14:50,170 --> 00:14:54,480 - No, man. That's you. 364 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:55,810 It's all right, woody. 365 00:14:55,810 --> 00:14:57,880 We've all lost a little perspective. 366 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,120 Look at this place. 367 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:01,850 - Performing what? 368 00:15:01,850 --> 00:15:04,320 - We have to fix this. 369 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,590 Party people of floatopia, 370 00:15:06,590 --> 00:15:07,660 May I have your attention? 371 00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:09,330 Thank you. 372 00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:11,330 We're drunk, sunburned, 373 00:15:11,330 --> 00:15:13,630 And making all sorts of bad decisions. 374 00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:15,130 Look how low we've sunk. 375 00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:18,700 For christ's sake, john gosselin is here! 376 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:22,200 At the very least, lets start recycling our trash 377 00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:25,440 And find a way to enjoy floatopia safely. 378 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:26,510 - Those sound like... 379 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:29,450 Rules! [crowd gasps] 380 00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,280 Bring me those traitors! 381 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,680 [overlapping shouting] 382 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,790 - What's the worst thing they could do to us? 383 00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:36,890 [flies buzzing] 384 00:15:36,890 --> 00:15:39,050 Wadska, we started this together! 385 00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:40,690 - Don't push us through the poop, dude! 386 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:45,560 - Oh, I'm sorry, fellas, but you broke the only rule. 387 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:46,700 [screang] 388 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:51,170 There are no rules on floatopia! 389 00:15:51,170 --> 00:15:53,270 - Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 390 00:15:53,270 --> 00:15:56,070 - Febreeze probably isn't going to get this out? 391 00:15:56,070 --> 00:15:58,940 - Floatopia is going down! 392 00:15:59,250 --> 00:15:59,250 + 393 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:04,970 - Behold the tallest stripper pole in the world! 394 00:16:04,970 --> 00:16:08,040 [cheering] 395 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,080 - Look at that place. 396 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,080 That's not just a couple of rafts. 397 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,480 That's an empire! 398 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,610 It would take an army to take that thing down. 399 00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:14,820 It's impossible. 400 00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:16,420 - Maybe it's not. 401 00:16:16,420 --> 00:16:18,420 - [laughs] you must be joking. 402 00:16:18,420 --> 00:16:19,420 Take it down? 403 00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:21,360 That place is a cash cow. 404 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,320 Who do you think owns shartz beer? 405 00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:25,430 - [gasps] since when? 406 00:16:25,430 --> 00:16:27,760 - Since the second you started floatopia. 407 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:30,500 - So I work for...You? 408 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:33,870 - I tried to tell you, no is just a delayed yes. 409 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,170 Kid'll never learn. 410 00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:42,640 - [sighs] I guess...That's it. 411 00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:43,640 We lose. 412 00:16:43,650 --> 00:16:45,550 - Perhaps I can be of service. 413 00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:46,850 - What happened to you? 414 00:16:46,850 --> 00:16:49,780 - Well, after I exported you two from floatopia, 415 00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:52,820 Turk declared himself supreme leader of anarchy. 416 00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:54,520 I pointed out the irony in that. 417 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,690 Turns out turk hates irony. 418 00:16:56,690 --> 00:16:58,190 [screams] 419 00:16:58,190 --> 00:16:59,260 Just kidding. 420 00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:01,100 That spot's surprisingly hairless. 421 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:03,730 I say we sink that place to the bottom of the ocean! 422 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,770 - All right. 423 00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:09,670 Structurally, here is where it's at its weakest. 424 00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:12,170 That bar was never designed to hold the weight 425 00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:13,340 Of all that liquor. 426 00:17:13,340 --> 00:17:15,280 - Uh, how are we getting out there? 427 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,650 - As quickly as we can. 428 00:17:17,650 --> 00:17:19,610 [siren blares] 429 00:17:24,090 --> 00:17:25,390 Don't look at me like that. 430 00:17:25,390 --> 00:17:28,660 She was a skilled warrior. 431 00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:30,990 - Mondo, you know that's a jockstrap, right? 432 00:17:30,990 --> 00:17:34,260 - Yep, it's an extra large. 433 00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:35,660 - I just wanted to thank you. 434 00:17:35,670 --> 00:17:39,800 On floatopia, I was really...Vulnerable. 435 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,370 So drunk. So horny. 436 00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:43,970 I mean, I would have done anything. 437 00:17:43,970 --> 00:17:46,910 And you didn't take advantage of me. 438 00:17:50,210 --> 00:17:53,780 You're a really good guy, mondo. 439 00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:56,780 - Just so you know, if the situation were ever reversed, 440 00:17:56,790 --> 00:18:02,090 Please, please feel free to take advantage of me! 441 00:18:02,090 --> 00:18:05,260 - Everyone, take your marks. 442 00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:06,760 - Ready. - Ready. 443 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,000 - Ready. 444 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,330 - Mom? 445 00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:10,930 Why didn't anyone tell me that she was involved? 446 00:18:10,930 --> 00:18:13,070 - Because you never would have agreed to this. 447 00:18:13,070 --> 00:18:15,240 - Phase one, now! 448 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,370 - Aged to what? 449 00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:20,840 What is she going to do? 450 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,310 - Sound the alarm. 451 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,450 - [over speakers] ♪ this place about to blow ♪ 452 00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:28,350 - Dude, that's not the alarm, that's the new kesha album. 453 00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:30,380 What, are you trying to kill us all? 454 00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:31,650 [alarm blares] 455 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,930 [explosions] 456 00:18:39,930 --> 00:18:44,170 - Phase two, now! 457 00:18:44,170 --> 00:18:45,770 - Time to go to work, girls. 458 00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:47,740 Hey, boys! 459 00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:49,970 [men gasp] 460 00:18:49,970 --> 00:18:51,040 - Mom! 461 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:54,880 Oh, my god! Stop that! 462 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,910 - Fight it, woody! Fight it! 463 00:18:56,910 --> 00:18:58,710 - Oh, god. 464 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,450 - Practically there, mom. All good. 465 00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:04,090 Time to lower the shirt and get me some therapy. 466 00:19:07,420 --> 00:19:08,420 [gunfire] 467 00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:10,660 - I can't hang on! 468 00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:13,030 - I got you dude! 469 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,680 - Did you really think that this entire place 470 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:32,850 Could be sunk with one little-- [rubber pops] 471 00:19:32,850 --> 00:19:34,250 [explosions] 472 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,050 [steel drums] 473 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:39,150 No! 474 00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:42,620 [boat horn] 475 00:19:42,630 --> 00:19:44,160 [explosion] 476 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,190 - Still got it. 477 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,700 - Aw, that was awesome, you know, 478 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:50,200 Except for the part where everyone saw my mom's tits. 479 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,700 I hated that part. 480 00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:53,470 - Was this your doing? 481 00:19:53,470 --> 00:19:54,840 - Sorry, dad. 482 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,600 I know it's probably going to cost you a lot of money, 483 00:19:56,610 --> 00:19:58,070 But it was the right thing to do. 484 00:19:58,070 --> 00:19:59,470 - Cost me money? 485 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:02,210 No, this is actually going to make me money. 486 00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:03,840 Who do you think owns the company 487 00:20:03,850 --> 00:20:06,380 That the town will have to hire to clean this mess up? 488 00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:09,050 You've saved my public image as well! 489 00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:12,990 Unfortunately, your public image is a mess, so... 490 00:20:12,990 --> 00:20:14,520 I'm going to have to let you go. 491 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:15,590 - I'm fired? 492 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,490 [tires screech] 493 00:20:17,490 --> 00:20:22,930 Sweet, three days of spring break left to surf! 494 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,630 - Maybe some rules exist for a reason. 495 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,700 - Yeah, I'm never drinking on a beach again. 496 00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:31,040 - Have you learned nothing? 497 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:34,080 [laughs maniacally] 498 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,340 - I got him, sarge. 499 00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:39,910 [gunshot] 500 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:49,920 Synced By YesCool www.addic7ed.com