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I've fought the unimaginable

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in defense of this world.

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I've battled alien tyrants,

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defeated nightmares
from the deep.

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Gone toe to toe
with ancient gods...

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but no matter what threat
I faced,

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I knew I wasn't facing it alone.

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Darkwing.

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Aquarus.

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War Woman.

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Green Ghost.

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Red Rush.

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Martian Man.

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Immortal.

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The Guardians of the Globe.

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Today, we have lost titans,

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protectors,
heroes,

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and we are left to wonder...

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who will save us now?

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I will,

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and so will others like me.

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New heroes answering the call.

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New champions
ready to risk everything

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to keep this planet safe.

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All inspired
by these great souls

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who came before us.

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You will have moments of doubt,

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of fear,
of uncertainty,

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but in those moments,
have faith...

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and look to the sky.

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We seriously
have to put everyone

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through this again?

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The big one's for show,

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but the public can't know

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where the actual bodies
are buried.

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- Souvenir hunters.
- Jesus.

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I was never
a Guardian of the Globe,

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but it was the Guardians
who welcomed me

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when I first arrived
on this planet.

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They were my mentors.

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My comrades.

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My friends.

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They knew the reality
of this life.

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Martian Man was exiled
from his own people.

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War Woman
was from a different age.

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Darkwing...

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Well, Darkwing
made his own kind of solitude.

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It was a rare, lucky few of us

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who found someone
who understood our path,

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even rarer
if they accepted it.

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I hope they will rest in peace,

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but at least
they will rest together.

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Get your hands off me!

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Olga, please, calm down.

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You wouldn't even
let me see him.

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Josef is finally standing still,
and I still can't see him!

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- I'd better...
- Yeah.

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- You okay?
- Me? I... I dunno.

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It just doesn't seem real.

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That could have been my mom,

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putting my dad in one
of those holes, or me.

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If this could happen
to the Guardians of the Globe,

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it means that none of us are...

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This is a private ceremony,
Darkblood.

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Never get invited.
Show up anyway.

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- What do you want?
- Same as you.

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Discover clues.
Catch killer.

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Bring to justice.

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And buy yourself
a few more years out of hell.

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Don't pretend you do this
because you care.

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You just don't want to go home.

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Maybe one day, you'll know why.

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I already told Cecil
everything I know.

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Saw nothing.
Heard nothing.

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Attacked in darkness.
Left for dead.

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Are you insinuating something?

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Didn't mean to offend.

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Nuance of human conversation
difficult for me.

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- If you remember something...
- I'll call you.

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- Josef...
- Let's get you in a car, Olga.

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Robot!

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You know, for a bunch
of computer code,

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you run a mean superhero team.

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You really saved our bacon
with those Flaxans.

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Thank you, Cecil.

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That means a lot
coming from you.

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I know you've always
been independent,

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but I want you
to come work for the GDA,

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and build me
a new Guardians of the Globe.

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Now, you'll pick the team,
you'll be in charge.

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The only person
that you will answer to is me.

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Forgive me, but would Omni-Man
not be the natural choice?

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Sure.
Except it's never gonna happen.

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I've tried for a decade

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to make him
an official Guardian.

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He helps out, yeah,
but he's never taken orders,

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not from me, anyway.

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Then I don't know
what to say...

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Easy.
Say you'll do it.

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I'm feeling pizza.

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I can be to Naples and back

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- before the cheese stops bubbling.
- Honey,

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let the delivery guy
do it tonight.

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Sure.

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I've battled alien tyrants,

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defeated nightmares
from the deep,

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gone toe to toe...

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You will have moments
of doubt...

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We are left to wonder...

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- Mark...
- Who will save us now?

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- Why don't you call William?
- And do what?

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Hang out?
Go buy comic books?

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- After this?
- Hey...

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Watch the tone.

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- It's okay.
- It's not.

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This is new, I get it,

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but you need
to keep that separate.

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What happens out there,
the mistakes,

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even the victories,

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you can't bring it home.

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Okay?

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Can I go to my room?

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Sure.

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Hey, we'll do some more
training tomorrow, okay?

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Just you and me.

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- What?
- We just came from your friends' funeral.

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- Co-workers.
- And you're talking about pizza,

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and telling Mark
not to feel anything?

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This is the life.
Mark has to learn that.

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What if Mark and I
were burying you today?

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I'm not so easy to kill.

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Yeah, well, I'm sure that's
what Red Rush told Olga.

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Hey, he could run fast, okay?

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It's not exactly one of
your premier superpowers.

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I'm sorry.
I didn't mean that,

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but Mark and I can do
more good out there

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than sulking in here.

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Just remember

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that Mark's a 17-year-old boy.

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They break more easily
than you think,

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and I don't want
a broken family...

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Hello?

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Hey, it's, uh, it's Mark.
Grays-Grayson.

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- Mark Grayson.
- Who?

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Mark?
From school?

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I know.
I'm just messing with you.

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Oh, god, you thought
I was serious.

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Oh, no, no, I...
I got it.

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I was wondering
if you were going to call.

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Don't you mean "when"?

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Nah, I can think up
a few reasons for "if".

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I came on too strong.
You've got a girlfriend.

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You're lame,
and you don't like chicks

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who kick assholes in the balls
when they threaten you...

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- Uh...
- You're terrified of me, aren't you?

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No!
I think you're amazing.

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That's why I'm calling
to tell you that.

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I-I mean...
that's not why I'm calling.

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Not that that's not true.

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Ah...
Sorry.

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It's been a weird day.

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Sounds like it.
You wanna start again?

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Hey, handsome Mark Grayson?
What's going on?

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I was thinking,
finals are coming up,

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and we're both in Ms. Walker's
Global Issues class.

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Maybe we can go over
everything together?

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A study date?

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Well played.
Safe and responsible.

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No pressure, but with
potential for things to move

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to the next level.

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- Smooth.
- Uh...

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Works for me.
When and where?

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Anyone home?

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- Eve?
- I thought you were at the funeral.

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I was. I'd say you
should've been there,

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but it was pretty bleak.

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Red Rush's girlfriend
had a meltdown, and...

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- You okay?
- Hiccups.

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Hmm.
Anything happening?

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Is Rex around?
Rex?

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Eve, hang on a sec...

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You piece of shit!

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Babe, wait!
Hang on!

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I knew there was a reason
you skipped the funeral!

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- Just-just wait a second!
- Don't even...

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Oh, god!

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Are you kidding me, Kate?

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- I-I can't believe this.
- Eve...

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Oh, I am such an idiot.

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Rex said you're dating
Invincible now.

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Said that you guys
talked about it.

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- What?
- Oh, don't give me that.

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It's true.
What did you expect, huh?

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It's not true,

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and whatever I expected,
I guess I was wrong,

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- about both of you.
- Hold on!

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This?
This doesn't mean shit!

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They're not even the real Kate!

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- We're all the real Kate.
- Okay, I...

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I didn't...
That's technically not what I...

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But you know what I mean, right?

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Is that Demi-God?

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Oh, Shrapnel!

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And Burly,
Pangea, Bug-Eye...

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It's the crowning achievement
of any crusader's career

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to be selected for
the New Guardians of the Globe,

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which makes me wonder again
why you won't try out.

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I know.
I talked it over with my dad.

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He wants to train me himself.

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Plus, my mom would kill me
if I miss any more school.

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Then why are you here?

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00:11:20,166 --> 00:11:22,791
Are you kidding?
Like I'd miss this?

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Oh, my god,
there's Fight Force.

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Why'd they even come here?

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Despite your name,

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I believe you underestimate
yourself, Invincible.

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I'll still be around, helping.
When does this all get started?

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- Thank you all for coming here today.
- ♪ Ladies and gentlemen... ♪

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The Guardians of the Globe

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- were more than a group of heroes.
- ♪ Ladies and gentlemen... ♪

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- They were icons.
- ♪ Are you ready? ♪

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Those of you
who pass our trials

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- will be among the elite...
- ♪ Get ready y'all ♪

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♪ Get ready ♪

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...The best of the best.

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♪ We giving a show ♪

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♪ But can you rock it
like rocket fuel? ♪

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♪ Space out your mind? ♪

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♪ But can you rock it
like rocket fuel? ♪

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Needless to say, not all of you
will be up to the challenge.

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Ouch.
What's up with her?

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No idea.

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Those of you who are
up to the challenge

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will succeed not just by the
uniqueness of your abilities,

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but by the uniqueness
of your tactics...

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your adaptability...

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...the agility of your minds.

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♪ This be the green light, go
Tires burn the pavement ♪

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♪ People wanna know
where Mase, Pos' and Dave went ♪

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♪ Still here
Still in ya ear ♪

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♪ With a style so hot ♪

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♪ You'll see
where all the sun rays went ♪

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♪ Legs, arms, and head
all being moved in a frenzy ♪

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♪ The blends
we all the right cred' ♪

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♪ Meaning credentials ♪

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♪ Best of both worlds ♪

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♪ When we rocking over pearls
in the instrumental ♪

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♪ Are you ready? Ready!
Set? Set! ♪

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♪ Jump to the rhythm
as hard as you can go ♪

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♪ Keep it steady
Steady! ♪

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♪ Let it rock ♪

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♪ Turn it up
We giving a show ♪

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♪ But can you rock it
like rocket fuel? ♪

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♪ Space out your mind? ♪

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Oh, yeah!

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♪ But can you rock it
like rocket fuel? ♪

257
00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:07,791
♪ Space out your mind? ♪

258
00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:09,625
Rah!

259
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:14,541
...And perhaps
most importantly,

260
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:17,000
the strength of your character
and spirit.

261
00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:20,791
That is what
truly makes a hero.

262
00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:26,708
It is my pleasure to introduce
the new Guardians of the Globe.

263
00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,708
Black Samson.

264
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,583
Shrinking Rae.

265
00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:31,458
Dupli-Kate.

266
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:34,416
Monster Girl.

267
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,458
Aw, look at her,
she's adorable!

268
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:41,125
But isn't there, like,
an age requirement

269
00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:41,958
for this ride?

270
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,875
Am I wrong?

271
00:13:42,916 --> 00:13:44,316
'Cause this seems weird, right?

272
00:13:46,833 --> 00:13:47,916
Rex...

273
00:13:47,958 --> 00:13:49,416
I dunno, you're here.

274
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:51,625
Isn't there a dick size
requirement?

275
00:13:51,666 --> 00:13:52,458
I'm sorry?

276
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,458
For what, your tiny dick?

277
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,500
I mean, the way you've been
strutting around here,

278
00:13:56,541 --> 00:13:59,833
you must be compensating
for something.

279
00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:04,583
Somebody ought to teach you

280
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:07,125
some mother-fucking...

281
00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:08,083
What the fuck?

282
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,000
Oof!

283
00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:17,000
Guess you missed my try-out.

284
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:24,375
Still think I'm adorable?

285
00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:31,125
You little bitch.

286
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,000
Aw...

287
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,875
Now, that's adorable.

288
00:14:38,916 --> 00:14:43,791
I'm gonna blast that smile
off your stupid, green face.

289
00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:46,000
Please, stop,
this is hardly constructive.

290
00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:47,441
Ha!

291
00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:52,291
Uh... is this okay?

292
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:54,125
He asked for it.

293
00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:02,916
Okay, enough.

294
00:15:02,958 --> 00:15:04,416
Get lost, boy scout.

295
00:15:05,791 --> 00:15:07,250
I said, enough!

296
00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:13,333
Invincible hit
that little girl!

297
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,166
Oh... shit.

298
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:19,375
Uh, look, I'm so sorry.

299
00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:21,041
Nah, my bad.

300
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:23,916
The kid thing
sets me off every time,

301
00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:25,750
and then it's like, "Rah!"

302
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:27,000
Beast mode.

303
00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:29,083
Sorry about the dick joke.

304
00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:31,625
I'm sure your junk
is awesome.

305
00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:33,125
It's fine.

306
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,458
I'm good.
You're good.

307
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,541
You can... punch hard.

308
00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:40,791
Didn't need your help, asshole.

309
00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:42,625
Aw, Christ...

310
00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:47,333
As I was saying,

311
00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:48,855
welcome to
the Guardians of the Globe,

312
00:15:48,879 --> 00:15:49,750
Monster Girl...

313
00:15:49,791 --> 00:15:51,750
I'm gonna shit blood.

314
00:15:51,791 --> 00:15:53,500
...along with Rex Splode,

315
00:15:53,541 --> 00:15:55,583
once he's recovered...

316
00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:56,750
and our final member,

317
00:15:56,791 --> 00:15:59,125
Atom Eve.

318
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:02,166
Thank you all for coming today.

319
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,791
We'll be making
a public announcement shortly.

320
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:06,833
Robot.

321
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:08,458
No need to thank me.

322
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,500
I obviously needed
to remain impartial,

323
00:16:11,541 --> 00:16:12,750
but I'm still delighted

324
00:16:12,791 --> 00:16:15,083
so many members of the Teen Team
made the cut.

325
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:18,250
I can't be on the same team
as Rex and Kate.

326
00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:20,541
What? Why?

327
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:21,541
Hey, wait!

328
00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:22,875
Rex, what did you do?

329
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:26,125
Thanks for the help, Robot.

330
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:29,625
Can't wait to be on your team.

331
00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:33,916
Hey...

332
00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:35,375
what's going on?

333
00:16:35,416 --> 00:16:36,750
Rex cheated on me...

334
00:16:36,791 --> 00:16:37,750
What?

335
00:16:37,791 --> 00:16:40,125
...with Dupli-Kate,
all three of her.

336
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,708
Whoa.

337
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,916
Whoa...

338
00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:46,416
I walked in on them.

339
00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:49,500
Rex told her you and me
were a thing? Ugh.

340
00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:50,666
Huh, what?

341
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:53,000
That's... crazy.

342
00:16:53,041 --> 00:16:55,161
I didn't want to say it
while you were dating the guy,

343
00:16:55,185 --> 00:16:56,833
but what an asshole.

344
00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:58,625
He wasn't always,

345
00:16:58,666 --> 00:16:59,666
but... yeah.

346
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:02,833
Well, that sucks.

347
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:03,750
I'm sorry.

348
00:17:03,791 --> 00:17:05,583
Thanks.

349
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:13,250
As soon as the forensic
investigation has concluded,

350
00:17:13,291 --> 00:17:15,500
we'll be moving into
the Guardians' headquarters.

351
00:17:15,541 --> 00:17:17,250
Until then,
we'll be training here.

352
00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:19,208
Breakfast is at 6:00 a.m.,

353
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:21,583
then close-in combat exercises
until lunch.

354
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,833
Where is Kate Prime?

355
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:24,833
Had a thing.

356
00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,166
I can fill her in.

357
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:28,583
Okay, just to make it clear,

358
00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:30,500
there is no universe

359
00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:32,583
in which I wake up at 6:00 a.m.

360
00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:34,916
and the world isn't on fire.

361
00:17:34,958 --> 00:17:36,666
Come on, Robot.

362
00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:38,458
We don't need
this boot camp bullshit.

363
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:39,625
It's us.

364
00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:41,875
We're not on the Teen Team
any longer, Rex.

365
00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:42,958
Exactly.

366
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,520
I'm sure you've had
a lot of experience

367
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:45,833
wrangling teenagers,

368
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:47,875
but I was with
the Guardians from day one.

369
00:17:47,916 --> 00:17:49,583
Wow, thanks, Dad.

370
00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:51,065
Maybe if you didn't
lose your powers,

371
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:52,843
you might've been there
to help the Guardians

372
00:17:52,867 --> 00:17:54,375
on their last day.

373
00:17:54,416 --> 00:17:55,625
I don't know you yet,

374
00:17:55,666 --> 00:17:57,625
so I'm going to assume
that was a joke,

375
00:17:57,666 --> 00:17:58,958
and I don't need
to beat your ass

376
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,875
until all you wanna do
is call me Dad again.

377
00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:07,541
I don't know you either,

378
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:09,500
but we need a leader
we can look in the eye.

379
00:18:09,541 --> 00:18:10,875
Not a bunch of ones and zeros.

380
00:18:10,916 --> 00:18:11,791
No offense.

381
00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:13,958
That's actually super offensive,

382
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,875
so wait, you think
you should be in charge?

383
00:18:16,916 --> 00:18:18,583
I am the most experienced.

384
00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:20,958
Yeah, at losing your powers.

385
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,458
Didn't I crack
that joke already?

386
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,125
Why are we even
putting up with this guy?

387
00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:26,666
He wears a suit!

388
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:28,666
It takes batteries.

389
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,458
Let's just get Eve
back in here.

390
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,166
I'm new
to this whole team thing,

391
00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:34,125
but I thought
it involved teamwork.

392
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:35,916
As did I.

393
00:18:35,958 --> 00:18:37,250
Call me when
you figure it out.

394
00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:38,691
I'll be in the gym.

395
00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:40,708
Me too.

396
00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:43,191
I'll go supervise.

397
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:44,291
No, you won't!

398
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:46,458
I can do
whatever I like.

399
00:18:48,166 --> 00:18:50,250
Good first day, Robot.

400
00:18:53,791 --> 00:18:56,333
I can't do
three combat exercises a day.

401
00:18:56,375 --> 00:19:00,125
I'm on a rather tight timetable
to get this team operational.

402
00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:02,416
Whenever I transform,
I get younger.

403
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:05,333
It's part of the curse
that gives me my powers.

404
00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:09,083
I don't look it,
but I'm 24 years old.

405
00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:10,958
I used to go by Monster Woman,

406
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,750
but it got too hard
to explain, so...

407
00:19:13,791 --> 00:19:16,375
if you don't want to start
changing my diapers,

408
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:19,166
three exercises a day
are too much for me.

409
00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:20,416
I didn't...

410
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,666
Of course, my apologies.

411
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:24,416
It must be difficult.

412
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:27,375
Try having a normal relationship
looking like this.

413
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,500
The guys who are interested

414
00:19:28,541 --> 00:19:30,083
are either
going through puberty,

415
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:32,416
or popping up
on sex offender registries.

416
00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:34,000
I understand what it's like

417
00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:36,666
for the world to look at you
and see one thing,

418
00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:39,166
never knowing the truth
of what's inside.

419
00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:41,416
How can you understand?

420
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:43,875
You're a robot.

421
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:48,916
Pathetic.

422
00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:50,208
This has gotta go.

423
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,666
Hide this.

424
00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:53,541
Toss this.

425
00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:54,708
What? Stop.

426
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:57,750
Hey, being a geek
is cool now, okay?

427
00:19:57,791 --> 00:19:59,875
So, maybe Amber
likes comics, too.

428
00:19:59,916 --> 00:20:01,041
You thought of that?

429
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,083
Ya dick.

430
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:03,458
I'm not talking about
the comics,

431
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,900
I'm talking about
the dirty clothes,

432
00:20:04,924 --> 00:20:05,833
the dishes,

433
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:07,275
the tissues.

434
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,483
Uh...

435
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:12,166
Better.

436
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:14,833
Okay, I brought you
some homework.

437
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:16,041
A little Naomi Klein.

438
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:17,166
A touch of Margaret Atwood.

439
00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:18,500
Some Ta-Nehisi Coates.

440
00:20:18,541 --> 00:20:19,333
I haven't read any of those.

441
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:21,083
But she has,

442
00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:22,166
so get started.

443
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:24,625
It'll show Amber
you're interested in her.

444
00:20:24,666 --> 00:20:27,375
She's also into spicy foods,
stand-up comedy,

445
00:20:27,416 --> 00:20:28,916
and fourth-wave feminism.

446
00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:30,416
What?
I read her file.

447
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,625
I asked around at school.

448
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,500
It's just a study date,
not a first date.

449
00:20:36,541 --> 00:20:39,541
Mark, every date
should feel like a first date.

450
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:43,458
Mark!
Your friend is here!

451
00:20:52,916 --> 00:20:54,833
Go! Out the back way.

452
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:56,435
You can thank me later
when you call me,

453
00:20:56,459 --> 00:20:58,333
and tell me exactly
how it all went.

454
00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:00,291
Hi, Mrs. Grayson.
I'm Amber.

455
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:12,833
Um, William said
I should read it

456
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:14,708
to show you
that I'm interested-

457
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:16,083
interesting-

458
00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:17,875
and I will,

459
00:21:17,916 --> 00:21:21,541
but this is more me.

460
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:22,875
An honest man.

461
00:21:22,916 --> 00:21:24,316
I like that.

462
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:25,541
So...

463
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:27,208
you're into comics.

464
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:28,650
Is it that obvious?

465
00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:31,375
What's your favorite?

466
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:34,208
Oh, man, I can't pick
a favorite,

467
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:35,666
but...

468
00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:38,958
Ooh, this one is about a guy
who's an underwater welder,

469
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,500
and starts seeing ghosts
on the bottom of the ocean,

470
00:21:41,541 --> 00:21:44,166
and this one is about
a Jack Russell terrier

471
00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:46,291
who's a master
of the metaphysical arts.

472
00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:47,541
Seance Dog?

473
00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:48,708
Cool.

474
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:50,208
You mind if I borrow it?

475
00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:53,208
I mean, just to show you
that I'm interested.

476
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:54,416
Yeah.

477
00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:55,858
Absolutely.

478
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:03,000
Okay...

479
00:22:03,041 --> 00:22:04,833
don't know who that is.

480
00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:07,275
Um, I figured we should start
with global issues, and then...

481
00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:10,458
Sorry.

482
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:11,916
Must be a robo-call.

483
00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:13,791
Ha, this should do it.

484
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,083
So Ms. Walker says
we should focus on the...

485
00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:21,250
I'm gonna run
and use your bathroom

486
00:22:21,291 --> 00:22:23,250
while you deal with that.

487
00:22:23,291 --> 00:22:26,416
Yeah, uh, down the hall
on the left.

488
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:33,916
Whoa!

489
00:22:33,958 --> 00:22:35,583
Christ almighty.

490
00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:37,083
I didn't think
she would ever leave.

491
00:22:37,125 --> 00:22:38,000
Hey!

492
00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:38,833
Oh, what are you...

493
00:22:38,875 --> 00:22:40,375
How did you know Amber...

494
00:22:40,416 --> 00:22:42,125
Are you spying on me?

495
00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:43,666
You wanna be
a super hero, right?

496
00:22:43,708 --> 00:22:46,208
Fame, glory, get the pretty gal?

497
00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:49,291
I mean, that's sexist, but okay.

498
00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:51,666
Well, then, the whole concept
of personal privacy

499
00:22:51,708 --> 00:22:53,108
or me time?

500
00:22:53,125 --> 00:22:54,375
That's out the window.

501
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:58,375
When the world needs you,
you answer your goddamn phone!

502
00:22:58,416 --> 00:23:00,208
Don't worry,
she hasn't flushed yet.

503
00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:01,958
I don't even work for you!

504
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,208
And you never will,

505
00:23:03,250 --> 00:23:05,125
not unless you show
a little respect,

506
00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:07,958
and decide if you want to be
a superhero or not.

507
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,041
Right now?

508
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:11,375
Yes, Mark, right now.

509
00:23:11,416 --> 00:23:12,708
Okay, yes.

510
00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:14,791
I want to help.

511
00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:15,958
What's the problem?

512
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,541
Rogue supervillain.

513
00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:18,458
Public in danger.

514
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:19,416
Eve's already en route.

515
00:23:19,458 --> 00:23:20,958
Here, so we can talk on the go.

516
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,625
Eve's gonna be there?

517
00:23:22,666 --> 00:23:24,666
Oh, did that just
sweeten the deal?

518
00:23:24,708 --> 00:23:26,125
What? No.

519
00:23:26,166 --> 00:23:27,208
I mean, um...

520
00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:28,375
Where?

521
00:23:28,416 --> 00:23:30,333
Where is this... at?

522
00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:31,775
Mount Rushmore.

523
00:23:32,875 --> 00:23:35,041
Okay.

524
00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:36,625
What state is that again?

525
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:39,958
What do they teach you kids
in school these days?

526
00:23:41,458 --> 00:23:43,000
Who were you talking to?

527
00:23:43,041 --> 00:23:44,291
Oh, um...

528
00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:46,791
Yeah, the thing with the, uh,
the phone, it's, um...

529
00:23:46,833 --> 00:23:48,333
It was a friend of my dad's,

530
00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:50,458
and, uh...
I forgot I'd promised

531
00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:54,416
I'd help him
with this thing, um...

532
00:23:54,458 --> 00:23:55,916
Now?

533
00:23:58,416 --> 00:24:00,625
How's it going in here?

534
00:24:00,666 --> 00:24:02,708
I brought snacks.

535
00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:06,083
South Dakota.

536
00:24:06,125 --> 00:24:08,916
We know where
Mount Rushmore is, Cecil.

537
00:24:08,958 --> 00:24:10,638
I wouldn't be
asking for your help,

538
00:24:10,662 --> 00:24:13,291
but Omni-Man's dealing with
a kaiju ten time zones away,

539
00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:14,813
and the new Guardians
are a shit show,

540
00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:16,458
so here we are.

541
00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:17,900
Target is Doc Seismic.

542
00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:19,791
He has a Ph.D. in seismology,

543
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:21,791
so the doc thing,
that's legit.

544
00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:24,166
Problem is, he made himself
a pair of earthquake gloves.

545
00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:25,500
What's he want?

546
00:24:25,541 --> 00:24:26,875
Even he doesn't seem to know.

547
00:24:26,916 --> 00:24:28,458
Working theory
says brain damage

548
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,083
from a side effect
of those gloves.

549
00:24:30,125 --> 00:24:32,750
He basically gets a concussion
every time he uses them.

550
00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:35,583
So your basic
mad scientist deal.

551
00:24:35,625 --> 00:24:36,625
Have fun, kids,

552
00:24:36,666 --> 00:24:37,875
and try to remember,

553
00:24:37,916 --> 00:24:39,958
that's a national treasure
down there.

554
00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:57,375
You've come to pray
at this obscene monument?

555
00:24:57,416 --> 00:24:59,708
They were oppressors!

556
00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:00,875
Racists!

557
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:02,458
Slave owners!

558
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:06,083
I give you a new god
worthy of worship!

559
00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:09,166
Bow before Doc Seismic!

560
00:25:10,166 --> 00:25:11,208
Rah!

561
00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:12,041
Hah!

562
00:25:19,041 --> 00:25:20,916
Run! This way!

563
00:25:22,666 --> 00:25:24,083
Hurry! Hurry!

564
00:25:27,375 --> 00:25:30,000
The great emancipator?

565
00:25:30,041 --> 00:25:32,541
He'll emancipate you...

566
00:25:32,583 --> 00:25:34,375
from your lives!

567
00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:38,541
Wow, man,

568
00:25:38,583 --> 00:25:40,333
I'm still working
on my one-liners,

569
00:25:40,375 --> 00:25:43,166
but that one is really bad.

570
00:25:49,708 --> 00:25:50,583
Ha ha!

571
00:25:50,625 --> 00:25:53,625
That's how you get ahead
in life.

572
00:25:53,666 --> 00:25:55,458
See, it's not quite there,
it's not there.

573
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:57,625
No argument from me.

574
00:25:57,666 --> 00:25:59,250
Now die!

575
00:26:01,458 --> 00:26:03,250
Ah, thanks.

576
00:26:03,291 --> 00:26:04,541
Anytime.

577
00:26:04,583 --> 00:26:05,833
We need to take out
his gloves.

578
00:26:05,875 --> 00:26:07,083
Those aren't gloves.

579
00:26:07,125 --> 00:26:08,333
Gloves have fingers.

580
00:26:08,375 --> 00:26:09,541
They're more, uh...

581
00:26:09,583 --> 00:26:11,041
earthquake bracelets?

582
00:26:11,083 --> 00:26:13,458
Ha! You're wearing
earthquake bracelets!

583
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:14,900
H'yah!

584
00:26:17,916 --> 00:26:21,833
Y'ah!

585
00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:24,566
Y'ah!

586
00:26:34,083 --> 00:26:36,875
You should be on my side!

587
00:26:36,916 --> 00:26:39,375
We could tear down
the old power structure,

588
00:26:39,416 --> 00:26:41,208
build a new order!

589
00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:43,750
I mean, look at the costume
they've got you in.

590
00:26:43,791 --> 00:26:46,583
Talk about pandering
to gender roles.

591
00:26:46,625 --> 00:26:48,708
I designed my own costume,

592
00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:51,125
and I thought your doctorate
was in seismology?

593
00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:52,958
Undergrad in sociology
and women's studies.

594
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,200
I had a minor
in African Dance,

595
00:26:54,224 --> 00:26:55,683
but enough politics!

596
00:26:57,625 --> 00:26:59,025
H'wah!

597
00:27:03,291 --> 00:27:04,691
Oh...

598
00:27:09,041 --> 00:27:11,250
- Whoa!
- Oh!

599
00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:35,150
Mark!

600
00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:43,650
Shit!

601
00:27:54,291 --> 00:27:55,691
Bah!

602
00:28:11,250 --> 00:28:12,958
Oof! Oh...

603
00:28:18,416 --> 00:28:19,375
Thank you.

604
00:28:19,416 --> 00:28:20,816
Don't mention it.

605
00:28:23,208 --> 00:28:25,250
Eve! Eve!

606
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,250
Eve!

607
00:28:31,291 --> 00:28:32,750
Invincible!

608
00:28:35,041 --> 00:28:35,833
I got you.

609
00:28:35,875 --> 00:28:36,708
He's slipping.

610
00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:38,291
Ah, God dammit.

611
00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:41,458
I should have spent more time
working on the jet pack!

612
00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:47,583
H'ah!

613
00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:49,025
Ugh!

614
00:28:53,916 --> 00:28:55,416
Look out!

615
00:29:07,041 --> 00:29:09,083
Wow, that guy is toast.

616
00:29:09,125 --> 00:29:10,166
Oh, I see,

617
00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:12,583
so, like, none of these
sound good, huh?

618
00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:14,208
Oh, crap, I gotta go!

619
00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:15,458
I-I'll talk to you later, Eve!

620
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:16,958
Thanks!

621
00:29:17,875 --> 00:29:20,708
You're welcome.

622
00:29:25,041 --> 00:29:27,625
Whoa, slow down.
What's up?

623
00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:29,833
Cecil asked me to save
Mount Rushmore,

624
00:29:29,875 --> 00:29:31,125
but I left Amber waiting
in the room so I gotta...

625
00:29:31,166 --> 00:29:32,666
You left a girl in your room

626
00:29:32,708 --> 00:29:34,625
while you flew off
to deal with a crisis?

627
00:29:34,666 --> 00:29:35,958
Mm-hmm.

628
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:36,833
Good.

629
00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:39,625
I mean, not good for her,
but good.

630
00:29:39,666 --> 00:29:41,750
That's the tricky part
of the job,

631
00:29:41,791 --> 00:29:46,041
balancing what you wanna do,
with what you need to do.

632
00:29:46,083 --> 00:29:47,625
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

633
00:29:47,666 --> 00:29:51,125
Remember, you're not just
a superhero, Mark.

634
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:54,291
You're a Viltrumite.

635
00:29:54,333 --> 00:30:00,166
We have... responsibilities
that normal humans don't.

636
00:30:00,208 --> 00:30:01,708
Right.

637
00:30:01,750 --> 00:30:02,833
Yeah, thanks.

638
00:30:02,875 --> 00:30:04,916
Hey, one last piece
of fatherly advice, okay?

639
00:30:04,958 --> 00:30:07,583
You might wanna change.

640
00:30:07,625 --> 00:30:09,416
Oh, crap.

641
00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:12,208
Dad, you got a little...

642
00:30:12,250 --> 00:30:13,650
here.

643
00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:24,125
I am so sorry.

644
00:30:24,166 --> 00:30:26,083
I've been sitting here
for an hour.

645
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:27,375
I know.

646
00:30:27,416 --> 00:30:29,333
Uh... Oh, that's a good one.

647
00:30:29,375 --> 00:30:31,208
What'd you-
what'd you think?

648
00:30:31,250 --> 00:30:33,291
Why did you even agree
to hang out

649
00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:35,500
if you weren't gonna hang out?

650
00:30:35,541 --> 00:30:37,333
I do want to hang out.

651
00:30:37,375 --> 00:30:38,916
I just didn't think that...

652
00:30:38,958 --> 00:30:41,416
Could've fooled me.

653
00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:44,333
I don't even know why I came.

654
00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:46,583
Okay, then, why did you come?

655
00:30:46,625 --> 00:30:49,166
You didn't even know I existed
until I stood up to Todd.

656
00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:51,333
For the record,

657
00:30:51,375 --> 00:30:53,083
Todd kicked your ass.

658
00:30:53,125 --> 00:30:55,166
For the record,

659
00:30:55,208 --> 00:30:57,875
that's absolutely true.

660
00:30:57,916 --> 00:31:00,333
I've had guys throw punches
for me before,

661
00:31:00,375 --> 00:31:03,166
but you're the first one
who stood there and took 'em.

662
00:31:03,208 --> 00:31:04,333
Twice.

663
00:31:04,375 --> 00:31:08,208
I wanted to know the kind of guy
that would do that.

664
00:31:08,250 --> 00:31:09,500
An idiot?

665
00:31:09,541 --> 00:31:10,625
Maybe.

666
00:31:10,666 --> 00:31:12,208
Maybe not.

667
00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:14,500
So, what now, hmm?

668
00:31:14,541 --> 00:31:15,941
I finished
all the review questions

669
00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:19,125
while you were off
saving the world or whatever.

670
00:31:19,166 --> 00:31:21,541
It's big, sir.

671
00:31:24,666 --> 00:31:26,000
Really big.

672
00:31:26,041 --> 00:31:28,750
First time I've seen Omni-Man
on the ropes like that.

673
00:31:30,083 --> 00:31:33,166
Also, it might not be dead.

674
00:31:33,208 --> 00:31:34,125
Huh.

675
00:31:34,166 --> 00:31:35,333
Put it on ice.

676
00:31:35,375 --> 00:31:36,895
You never know
when something like that

677
00:31:36,919 --> 00:31:37,919
might come in handy.

678
00:31:37,958 --> 00:31:39,358
Yes, sir.

679
00:31:42,083 --> 00:31:44,125
Oh, good God!

680
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,708
Calamari for dinner?

681
00:31:48,208 --> 00:31:50,250
Get that off my counter!

682
00:31:50,291 --> 00:31:51,916
Aw, you sure?

683
00:31:51,958 --> 00:31:54,250
It's considered a delicacy
in some places,

684
00:31:54,291 --> 00:31:56,375
and an aphrodisiac.

685
00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:58,208
Like you need it.

686
00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:00,541
Did you call Cecil?

687
00:32:00,583 --> 00:32:02,541
About putting
some protection on the house.

688
00:32:02,583 --> 00:32:03,875
I was kinda busy.

689
00:32:03,916 --> 00:32:04,875
Nolan...

690
00:32:04,916 --> 00:32:06,458
Yeah, I'll take care of it.

691
00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:07,541
Thank you.

692
00:32:07,583 --> 00:32:08,983
Hey, don't forget

693
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,541
I just took down
a freakin' kaiju

694
00:32:10,583 --> 00:32:12,083
and saved the world.

695
00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:14,125
Your husband's a badass.

696
00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:17,291
Yeah, well, you're not
the only badass in this family.

697
00:32:17,333 --> 00:32:21,250
I sold a house today
that had a double homicide.

698
00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:23,166
I told them lightning
never strikes twice.

699
00:32:25,333 --> 00:32:27,666
Are you seriously
gonna put that on the grill?

700
00:32:30,704 --> 00:32:34,583
♪ I've been sleepless at night ♪

701
00:32:34,625 --> 00:32:39,833
♪ 'Cause I don't know
how I feel ♪

702
00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:43,416
♪ I've been waiting on you ♪

703
00:32:43,458 --> 00:32:47,750
♪ Just to say something real ♪

704
00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:54,416
♪ There's a light on the road
and I think you know ♪

705
00:32:54,458 --> 00:32:59,583
♪ Morning has come
and I have to go ♪

706
00:33:03,791 --> 00:33:09,875
♪ But if we're strong enough
to let it in... ♪

707
00:33:09,916 --> 00:33:12,333
Surprise!

708
00:33:12,375 --> 00:33:13,958
Look,

709
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:14,958
I screwed up, Eve.

710
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,500
I know I did, I just...

711
00:33:16,541 --> 00:33:18,666
I just, I don't know
why I keep doing this.

712
00:33:18,708 --> 00:33:20,000
I don't want to.

713
00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:21,441
You know that, right?

714
00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:22,916
You know I love you.

715
00:33:22,958 --> 00:33:24,583
I know...

716
00:33:24,625 --> 00:33:27,000
but that wasn't
an apology, Rex.

717
00:33:27,041 --> 00:33:28,250
You're right.

718
00:33:28,291 --> 00:33:29,583
I'm sorry.

719
00:33:29,625 --> 00:33:31,333
Look, give me a do-over,

720
00:33:31,375 --> 00:33:32,541
just this one time.

721
00:33:32,583 --> 00:33:33,583
I'll be better.

722
00:33:33,625 --> 00:33:35,025
I-I promise.

723
00:33:35,041 --> 00:33:38,000
Good luck
with the new team, Rex.

724
00:33:40,041 --> 00:33:43,541
♪ ...Strong enough
to let it go ♪

725
00:33:43,583 --> 00:33:44,916
Fuck.

726
00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:03,750
Good for you, Mark.

727
00:34:30,958 --> 00:34:32,666
Chow time.

728
00:34:37,291 --> 00:34:38,691
You know the drill.

729
00:34:39,958 --> 00:34:41,875
Ah, Thursday.

730
00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:43,750
Chicken pot pie.

731
00:34:43,791 --> 00:34:45,191
Everybody's favorite.

732
00:34:46,625 --> 00:34:48,025
Stay back from the door.

733
00:35:04,416 --> 00:35:06,333
Stay back from the door.

734
00:35:11,416 --> 00:35:12,816
Huh?

735
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,250
Shit.

736
00:35:16,291 --> 00:35:17,166
Ah!

737
00:35:17,208 --> 00:35:19,833
Ah, sorry, Pete.

738
00:35:40,708 --> 00:35:42,108
Hmm...

739
00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:45,833
Damn.

740
00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:47,416
Chicken pot pie night.

741
00:35:51,375 --> 00:35:53,208
Mm...

742
00:35:59,208 --> 00:36:00,250
How?

743
00:36:00,291 --> 00:36:01,750
Obvious.

744
00:36:01,791 --> 00:36:03,416
As the original article,

745
00:36:03,458 --> 00:36:05,250
my intellect's undiluted

746
00:36:05,291 --> 00:36:07,625
by the cloning process
that created you.

747
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:10,291
Oh, please.

748
00:36:10,333 --> 00:36:11,733
Just open the door.

749
00:36:13,333 --> 00:36:14,666
Say it.

750
00:36:14,708 --> 00:36:19,583
You cheap, genetically
inferior knock-off...

751
00:36:19,625 --> 00:36:20,750
Say it,

752
00:36:20,791 --> 00:36:23,541
or stay here forever.

753
00:36:27,208 --> 00:36:29,500
I'm the clone.

754
00:36:29,541 --> 00:36:31,125
Yes, you are.

755
00:36:32,125 --> 00:36:34,583
This way.

756
00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:40,125
♪ Whoo! ♪

757
00:36:40,166 --> 00:36:41,958
♪ Run, run, run ♪

758
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,875
♪ Gangster like you
wake up in Dickies ♪

759
00:36:43,916 --> 00:36:45,250
♪ And load the clippy ♪

760
00:36:45,291 --> 00:36:46,625
♪ The reign of our ascension ♪

761
00:36:46,666 --> 00:36:48,583
♪ Make statisticians
feel sickly ♪

762
00:36:48,625 --> 00:36:49,541
♪ Accountants
they get snippy ♪

763
00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:50,983
♪ They never counted
so quickly ♪

764
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,833
♪ Got 'em up sniffin' yak up
off an abacus for a living ♪

765
00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:55,541
♪ Crime authors ♪

766
00:36:55,583 --> 00:36:57,541
♪ Autobiographically bastards ♪

767
00:36:57,583 --> 00:37:00,125
♪ Pain passin'
put a pain in your brain ♪

768
00:37:00,166 --> 00:37:02,958
♪ Style droppin' the drums
and stun all goggles ♪

769
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,333
♪ Small talkers
get launched on... ♪

770
00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:07,208
Clear a path.

771
00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:10,958
♪ Tick tock ♪

772
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,760
♪ You got until
the hands on the clock stop ♪

773
00:37:12,802 --> 00:37:14,677
♪ I'm baggin' a bag
then I'm backing out ♪

774
00:37:14,718 --> 00:37:16,916
♪ Better back off ♪

775
00:37:16,958 --> 00:37:18,916
♪ That's why
I'm outta here, baby ♪

776
00:37:18,958 --> 00:37:21,791
♪ Before these clowns put me
down in the ground, baby ♪

777
00:37:21,833 --> 00:37:25,833
♪ I'm running reds 'til
I'm out of this town, baby ♪

778
00:37:25,875 --> 00:37:27,666
♪ You want your money back?
Chase me ♪

779
00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:34,583
We have a benefactor, it seems.

780
00:37:58,333 --> 00:37:59,500
Huh?

781
00:37:59,541 --> 00:38:03,375
Multi-phased fusion generator
in the 30-megawatt range.

782
00:38:05,416 --> 00:38:06,958
What now?

783
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,125
I'm surprised
you don't see it,

784
00:38:09,166 --> 00:38:11,541
you being the original
and all.

785
00:38:36,541 --> 00:38:38,750
I'd say
I'll miss you, brother...

786
00:38:40,125 --> 00:38:43,125
but I can always
make another one.

787
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,875
So, give me an update.

788
00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:56,125
You get my team ready
for the deep end yet?

789
00:38:57,875 --> 00:38:59,291
We still have work to do,

790
00:38:59,333 --> 00:39:01,541
but I feel confident
in the progress

791
00:39:01,583 --> 00:39:03,583
we've made today.

792
00:39:29,041 --> 00:39:30,375
My apologies.

793
00:39:30,416 --> 00:39:33,375
Didn't mean to scare.

794
00:39:33,416 --> 00:39:35,041
What are you doing in my house?

795
00:39:35,083 --> 00:39:38,125
Seeking... information.

796
00:39:38,166 --> 00:39:39,750
Clues.

797
00:39:39,791 --> 00:39:41,125
Answers.

798
00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:42,566
Answers to what?

799
00:39:42,583 --> 00:39:45,166
That night, the massacre.

800
00:39:45,208 --> 00:39:47,625
Still not clear to me.

801
00:39:47,666 --> 00:39:49,458
I don't know
what you're talking about.

802
00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:50,625
You need to leave now.

803
00:39:50,666 --> 00:39:52,000
Seven dead.

804
00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:53,208
One alive.

805
00:39:53,250 --> 00:39:55,041
Your husband.

806
00:39:55,083 --> 00:39:58,458
Was hoping you could
make that piece fit.

807
00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:00,291
Well, you'll have to ask him.

808
00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:01,125
Did.

809
00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:02,875
Answers were...

810
00:40:02,916 --> 00:40:05,375
unsatisfactory.

811
00:40:05,416 --> 00:40:06,875
Why do you care?

812
00:40:06,916 --> 00:40:08,875
Escaped from hell.

813
00:40:08,916 --> 00:40:12,416
Seek justice for others
to save own soul.

814
00:40:12,458 --> 00:40:14,291
Husband told you nothing?

815
00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:16,916
Not a whisper
to soothe your fears?

816
00:40:16,958 --> 00:40:18,166
No.

817
00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:19,083
He didn't say anything.

818
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:21,541
Hmm...

819
00:40:21,583 --> 00:40:23,500
You have a lovely home.

820
00:40:23,541 --> 00:40:25,166
Debbie?

821
00:40:25,208 --> 00:40:26,333
You all right?

822
00:40:26,375 --> 00:40:28,666
I thought I heard something.

823
00:40:31,208 --> 00:40:32,916
I'm fine.

824
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,125
I was just coming to bed.

825
00:40:50,583 --> 00:40:54,583
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