The Comic Strip Presents

Dexter Fletcher

Lennox

Jim Brown

himself

Astro

himself

Ruby Platts-Mills

Child in Promo

Roland Platts-Mills

Child in Promo

Sarah Owens

Child in Promo

Lara Hinkley

Child in Promo

Liesl Hinkley

Child in Promo

Lily Allen

Child in Promo

Alfie Allen

Child in Promo

Peter Wyngarde

Mr. Kendel

Gwen Watford

Mrs. Kendel

Ali Campbell

himself

Robin Campbell

himself

Earl Falconer

himself

Zoë Nathenson

Anita

Benjamin Zephaniah

Rufus

Pauline Melville

Pauline Sneak

Beryl Reid

Mrs. Moss

Derek Jarman

Workman

Lia Williams

Lucy

Michael Virtue

himself

Brian Travers

himself

Patrick Tenyue

himself

Henry Tenyue

himself

Norman Hassan

himself

Sophie Thursfield

Katy

Richard Ridings

Yob 1

Deborah Benson

Victoria

Dave Atkins

Charlie

Antonio

Handsome Man

Steve Whyment

Policeman

Derek Van Weenen

Policeman

Gary Martin

Tom Jones

Derek Hunter

Policeman

Christian J. Fletcher

Policeman

Tommy Windward

German Businessman

Ian Bartholomew

Policeman

Philip Locke

Sir Larry

Derrick Branche

Chris Bell

Betsy Brantley

Vanessa

Harry Burton

The Editor

Pat O'Toole

Trish

Gary Olsen

Steve

Timothy Milsom

Student

Linda Henry

Jackie

Stewart Harwood

Yob 2

Julian Firth

Leonard

Rupert Farley

Mad Mickey

Karen Drury

Debs

Winston Dennis

Bouncer

Tania Coleridge

Simone

Warren Clarke

Nigel

Bazil Otoin

Norman

Laura Hill

Laura

Claire Collins

Bridesmaid

Douglas Tantallon

Sexy Spaniard

Lola Peno

Maid

Elaine Collins

Scots Girl

Michèle Winstanley

Michelle

Sharon Maiden

Sharon

Liz Crowther

April

Katrin Cartlidge

Maria

Nina Shah

Naples Street Kid

Helen Shah

Naples Street Kid

Giovanni Rennalls

Naples Street Kid

Debbie Cleal

Naples Street Kid

Eric Kent

Sergeant

William Lawford

British Aerotec Officer

Jeff Beck

himself

Angela Fitzpatrick

Bridesmaid

George Khan

Head Waiter

Julie T. Wallace

Groom's Mother

Miranda Richardson

Bride's Mother

Kate Bush

Bride

Stephanie Ansell

Ladykiller

Norman Matson

Don

Ronald Fraser

Geoffrey

Jack Richardson

Joan's Child

Phil Kaufman

Scargill

Llew Gardner

Commentator

Matthew Marsh

Naples Street Kid

Christian Solari

Naples Street Kid

Bonny Brigg

Female Dancer

Danny Cunningham

Youth in Chinese Restaurant

Janet Palmer

Dominica

Richard Sampson

Mickey

Tom Lock

Ron

Eddie Yeoh

Mr. Chong

Richard Cordery

Newsreader

David Beames

Alistair

Brian Croucher

Dave

Mmoloki Chrystie

Kid

James Hickling

Chong's Son

Lesley Guinn

Female Dancer

Jack Galloway

Party Guest

Mark Wing-Davey

Party Guest

Rachel Biggs

Naples Street Kid

Les Bull

Naples Street Kid

Daniel Adegwe

Naples Street Kid

Andros Adamou

Naples Street Kid

Suza Horvat

Naples Street Kid

James Adah

Naples Street Kid

John Quarmby

Party Guest

Ben Aris

Party Guest

Danny Webb

Party Guest

Jack Ellis

Party Guest

Robert Pereno

Party Guest

Nigel Louie-Marie

Ashley

Oliver Stapleton

himself

Graham Crowden

Judge Hate / Professor Temple

Eddie Marsan

Chip Shop Youth / Youth in Chinese Restaurant

Lemmy Kilmister

himself / Rico

Gordon Kane

Assistant in Chart Shop / Reg

Jonathan Stratt

Constable / Heavy

Gerard Kelly

Hilary / Promo Director

Kat Mansoor

Joan's Child / Tammy

Rowland Rivron

Barman / Roger

Harriet Thorpe

Brenda / Jane

Alice Richardson

Baby / Joan's Child

Anthony Stewart Head

Recording Studio Engineer / Ricki

Lenny Henry

Steve Wild / Warder

Leslie Phillips

Dean / Sir Horace Cutler

Gary Beadle

Sly / Waiter

Mark Cooper

himself

Charu Bala Chokshi

Cashier

Neville Smith

Manager

Colin Jacas

Saxophone Player

Kim Pappas

Tracy

Zoe Clarke-Williams

Judy

Barney Sharp

Policeman

Bimbo

Timmy

Sandra Dorne

Aunt Fanny

Raymond Francis

Police Inspector

Tim McInnerny

Groom's Father / Mig

Lionel Jeffries

Barman / Taxi Driver

Christopher Malcolm

Brother-in-Law / Cafe Owner

Ronald Allen

Captain Phillips / Prime Minister / Professor Roland Breeze / Uncle Quentin

Serena Evans

Bumble / Carol / Cheryl / Landlady / Louise / Slammer

Daniel Peacock

Barman/Ticket Collector / Bridegroom / Godfrey / Kix / Postman / Workman 1

Steven O'Donnell

Bertoli / Crazy James Fairchild/Roy / Danny / Geordie / Gerry/2nd Man/Picketer / Rollon / Under Manager

Keith Allen

Brian Epstein / Film Executive/Camp Actor 2/Architect/Celebrity / Gay Councillor/1st Beefeater / Gino / Green Leader / Kevin / Mason/Gondolier / Mr. Bastardos/Train Guard / Patrick

Robbie Coltrane

Chief of Police / Desmond / Gerald / Goldie/Dutch/Celebrity / Gypsy/Shopkeeper / Ken / Kurt / Max / Mother / Salesman/Screwball/Mario/Harry Kiri/Markoff

Rik Mayall

Ali Kitson / Carlos / Colin Grigson / Dreamy Time Escort / Jeremy / Lord Mayor / Richard / Slug/General Erwin/Hovis / Speaker/Hunchback / Tark / Tim / Toadstool

Nigel Planer

Aldo Vini / Bernard/Old Man/Camp Actor 1 / Charles / Dave / Den Dennis / Derek / Julian / Marlon / Nigel / Stan / Steve's Manager/1st MI5 Man / Tommy/Doc/Ivan/McClowsky/Australian / Tony / TV Presenter

Jennifer Saunders

Angie / Cathy / Chas/Marilyn/Captain/Drunk / Debbie / Doreen / Hannah / Ice Maiden / Jessica / June / Little Sister / Liz / Lorna / Maria / Meryl Streep / Monica / Sally / Shona/Second Nun/Horse Rider

Dawn French

Caroline / Consuela / Eleanor / Fiona/Frances / Frances / Frances/Mrs. Shines / Francesca / Hermine / Jackie/First Nun / Joan / Monica / Mrs. Cooper / Nayler / Passion / Rachel / Susie / Tracy / Ursula / Verity/Old Lady/Celebrity / Veronica

Adrian Edmondson

2nd MI5 Man/Fan / Ace / Adrian/Slim/Policeman / Bean / Bestman / Billy / Billy/Prince/Giles Cricket Bat Portland / Brian / Desmond / Dreamy Time Escort / Eddie Monsoon / Gordon/Bill / John / Martin / Michael / Mike/Hatchett/Julio/Bolsen/Man in Cage/Jenkin

Jimmy Fagg

Don / Groom's Uncle / Newsvendor / Soldier / Soldier/2nd Workman

Alexei Sayle

Bride's Father / Carl Moss/Sterling Moss / Mog / Paul

Nosher Powell

Corelli / Fingers / McGahey / Mr. Knuckles

Lanah P

himself / Ray

Sandy Johnson

himself / himself (voice)

Judy Hawkins

Girlfriend / Spider's Wife

Bert Parnaby

Man / Neighbour

Kathy Burke

Charlotte / Mary

Derren Nesbitt

Aide/Kinnock / General Galtieri / Tammy

Paul Mark Elliott

Corky / Hawaiian / Jamie

Michael White

Cab Fare / himself

Pete Richens

3rd MI5 Man/Don / Harry/Councillor / Soldier / Workman 2

Malcolm Hardee

2nd Beefeater / Man at Delivery Bay / Policeman / Ticket Collector

Ron Tarr

Dirty Dick / Pierrepoint/Heffer / Red / Ron

Peter Richardson

Al Pacino / Alan / Dave / Gary / Julio / Keith / Miguel / Milk Policeman / Mr. Chipstick / Mr. Lovebucket / Nick / Pete / Peter / Phil / Radio DJ/Cocker/Wally/Miguel/Brown/Field Marshall/Drunk/Terrorist / Rollo / Spider Webb / Squealer / Tiny Townsend / T

Lois Baxter

Beth

Granville Saxton

Ron

Anne Cunningham

Colin's Mom

Steve Walsh

Concert Organiser

Tommy Vance

Concert Compere

Gary Long

Hopeful

Bob Kingston

himself

Simon Brint

Des

Paul Bradley

Jerry

Roger Sloman

Mr. Pinder

Chris Langham

Nigel

Rodney Lovick

Local 2

Llewellyn Rees

Local 1

Yusuf Khan

Waiter

Jonathan Caplan

Virgin Megastore Shop Assistant

Susie Ann Watkins

Sexy Girl in Promo

Thomas Wheatley

Heimi Henderson

Basil Ho Yen

Mr. Yakimoto

Michael Cule

Mr. Cooper

Nicholas Parsons

Nicholas Parsons

Peter Cook

Mr. Jolly

Rudolf Schenker

himself

Ozzy Osbourne

himself

Phil 'Philthy Animal' Taylor

himself

Phil Collen

himself

Joe Elliott

himself

Fish

himself

Mollie Maureen

Mrs. Tattle

Rupert Vansittart

Jeremy

Neil Cunningham

Dave Hallihand

Arnold Brown

Shopkeeper

Lychett of Kivox

Timmy

Harry Towb

Buzz

Kerry Shale

Willy

Fiona Richmond

Mrs. French

Candy Davis

Janie

Megumi Shimanuki

Japanese Girl

Elaine Ashley

Jane

Martin Potter

Tarzan

Rupert Frazer

Simon

Tony Bilbow

himself

Peter Woods

Interviewer

Mark Arden

Hula

Robin McCallum

Tom

Helen Atkinson-Wood

Miranda

Linda Spriggs

Mother

Faith Tingle

Warden

Emma Thompson

Young Woman

Mandi Symonds

Pearl

Dudley Sutton

Marlon's Father

Peter Silverleaf

Hawaiian

Maureen O'Farrell

Warden

Stephen Frost

Bula

Lee Cornes

Arch Crippledick

Gerard Ryder

Jake