Ted

Seth MacFarlane

Ted (voice)

Max Burkholder

John Bennett

Alanna Ubach

Susan Bennett

Scott Grimes

Matty Bennett

Giorgia Whigham

Blaire Bennett

Ara Hollyday

Andrew

Marissa Shankar

Sarah

Liz Richman

Polly

Penny Johnson Jerald

Principal

Charly Jordan

Sheila Borgwort

Ian McKellen

Narrator (voice)

Chelsea Davison

Brenda / Nurse (voice)

Mike Henry

Bank Employee

Milan Anderson

Cupcake

Chelsea Davison

Brenda

Shannon Dee

Peaches

Claire Dellamar

Beef Stroganoff

Alexander G. Eckert

Kyle

Arthur Gazarian

James

Gail Goldberg

Mrs. Fechko

Don Lake

Bert

John Viener

Dr. Frankel

Audrey Wasilewski

Muriel

Jack Seavor McDonald

Clive

Beth Berlin

Waitress

Evan Hannemann

Sean

Kelsey Peterjohn

Employee

Walker Satterwhite

Kid

Danny Smith

Anesthesiologist (voice)

Dustin Wayne

Mike

Jacob Zelonky

Derek

Dana Gould

Priest

Marc Jablon

Restaurant Manager

JD Cullum

Lloyd

Chris Coppola

Video Store Clerk

Tom Costello

Coach

Jim Kane

Video Store Clerk

Connor Keene

Waiter (Kevin)

Julie Burrise

Porn Star Girl

Austin Nash Chase

Basketball Player (Hampton)

James Coker

Middle-Aged Guy

Preston Garcia

Rusty

Harrison Harvey

Waiter (Brad)

Liam Manfredonia

Porn Star Guy

Paul Vato

Lonely-Looking Dude

Brendan Jennings

Ostrich Owner

Danny Jolles

Will

Josh Stamberg

Professor Lucas Damon

Aiden Arnold

Scott Hamilton Kid

Reyna Calvillo

Paige

Damian Cecere

Irish Springs Announcer

Indiana Elle

Belle Kid

Cash Handal

Barney Kid

Dean Hermansen

Sixteen-Year-Old Boy

Mara Hernandez

College Girl #3

Courtney Lin

College Girl #2

Rachael MacFarlane

Operator

Sarah Jane MacKay

Alana

Michael Mourra

Batman Kid

Romyn Smith

Hulk Kid

Kimberly Woods

College Girl #1

Erin Moore

Jessica

Julius Sharpe

Mr. George

Francesca Xuereb

Erin

Ivar Brogger

Father Odell

Bobby Strom

Dennis (voice)

Donna Medine

Choir Member

Tracey Stephens

Church Goer

Jason Kravits

Mr. Maynard

Paul Schackman

Sandy

Charlotte Fountain-Jardim

Betheny Borgwort

Tim Russ

ER Doctor

Jeff Bottoms

News Anchor

Steve Callaghan

Pharmacy Employee

A.J. Rafael

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