Les Craquantes

Bea Arthur

Dorothy Zbornak

Betty White

Rose Nylund

Rue McClanahan

Blanche Devereaux

Estelle Getty

Sophia Petrillo

Herb Edelman

Stanley Zbornak

Bill Dana

Angelo

Sid Melton

Salvadore Petrillo

Richard Mulligan

Harry Weston

Chick Vennera

Enrique Mas / Pepe

Scott Jacoby

Michael Zbornak

Steve Landesberg

Dr. Halperin

Tony Carreiro

Doctor / Tommy Cochran / Waiter

Debra Engle

Rebecca Devereaux

Meg Wyllie

Edna / Stewardess

Philip Sterling

Dr. Ashley / Dr. Barensfeld

Vito Scotti

Dominic Bosco / Vincenzo

Douglas Seale

Malcolm / Seymour

Ellen Albertini Dow

Lillian / Mrs. Leonard

Leslie Nielsen

Lucas

Jerry Hardin

Gary Tucker / Professor Cooper

Nancy Walker

Angela

Lloyd Bochner

Hairdresser / Patrick Vaughn

Monte Markham

Clayton

Jack Gilford

Max Weinstock

James Staley

Dean Tucker / Dr. Manning

Timothy Stack

Agent Bell

Paul Dooley

George Corliss / Isaac Q. Newton

Teddy Wilson

Albert / Ben

Terry Wills

Carl / Plumber

Jessica Lundy

Janet

Stanley Kamel

Herb

Sheree North

Virginia

Andre Rosey Brown

Bodybuilder / Bodyguard

Kristy McNichol

Barbara Weston

Nan Martin

Frieda Claxton / Philomena Bosco

Geraldine Fitzgerald

Anna / Martha

William Cort

Dave / James

Dena Dietrich

Gloria

David Leisure

Charlie Dietz / Oliver

Karl Wiedergott

Boy #1 / Kenny

Alan Blumenfeld

Lou / Mr. Ha Ha

Dom Irrera

Produce Clerk / Waiter

Ron Kapra

Desk Clerk / Stage Manager

Tom La Grua

Jimmy / Vinnie

Nat Bernstein

Dr. Wallerstein / Emily's Father

Don Woodard

Ernie / Kolak

Ralph Ahn

Jim Shu / Mr. Yakamora

Doug Cox

Sven / Young Man

Steven M. Porter

Waiter

Linda Rand

Frieda / Gloria

Flo Di Re

Gina / Young Sophia

Michael McGuire

Dr. Budd

David Jay Willis

Comedian / Orderly

Harry Shearer

George Bush (voice)

Beth Grant

Terry Franco

Peter Michael Goetz

Dr. Stein

Christopher Daniel Barnes

Kevin

Richard Venture

Milton

Paula Kelly

Marguerite

Mel Stewart

Judge

Tommy Hinkley

Andy

Lois Nettleton

Jean

George Clooney

Bobby Hopkins

Jeanette Nolan

Alma Lindstrom

Alex Rocco

Glen

Richard Herd

Ernie

Julie McCullough

Mary

Alan Rachins

Jason

Reid Shelton

Andrew Allen

Stefanie Ridel

Jackie

Parley Baer

Chester T. Rainey

McLean Stevenson

Ted

George Hearn

Frank Nann

Pat Harrington, Jr.

John

Lane Davies

Peterson

Rosalind Cash

Lorraine

Oliver Clark

Roger

Molly Hagan

Caroline

Marla Adams

Woman #1

Richard Stahl

Don

James T. Callahan

Malcolm Gordon

Johnny Gilbert

Johnny Gilbert

Joseph Whipp

Dr. Taylor

Tony Steedman

Jasper DeKimmel

Paul Willson

Arthur Nivingston

David Wayne

Big Daddy

Polly Holliday

Lily

John Harkins

Ham Lushbough

Milo O’Shea

Buddy

Robert Mandan

Steven

Sam McMurray

Mr. Kane

Paul Collins

Man

Tim Thomerson

Stevie

Johnny Haymer

Commissioner

Paul Rodríguez

Ramone

Billy Jayne

David

Edward Winter

John Quinn

Tony Jay

Laszlo

James Karen

Raymond

Jeffrey Tambor

Dr. Stevens

Tom Villard

Rick

Lou Wagner

Larry

Hallie Todd

Lucy

Silvana Gallardo

Emcee

Unknown

Alvin Newcastle

Casey Sander

Sven

Lucy Lee Flippin

Nancy

Lyle Waggoner

Lyle Waggoner

Ariana Richards

Lisa

Peter Hansen

Elliot Clayton

Murray Hamilton

Big Daddy

Herta Ware

Ida

Terrence Evans

Sheriff

Kyle T. Heffner

Young Salvaldore

Leila Kenzle

Tamara

Ruby Dee

Mammy Watkins

John McMartin

Frank Leahy

Christian Clemenson

Salesman

Doris Belack

Gloria

Kevin McCarthy

Richard

John Schuck

Gil Kessler

George Grizzard

Jamie

Martin Mull

Jimmy

Terry Kiser

Santa Claus

Danny Goldman

Man in Theatre

Priscilla Morrill

Lucille

Bob Dishy

Mr. Terrific

Tony Pope

Doorman (voice)

Bridgette Andersen

Charley

Henry Darrow

Fidel Santiago

Barbara Babcock

Charmaine

Siobhan Fallon Hogan

Abby

Mitchell Ryan

Rex

Hal Linden

John

Ken Berry

Thor Andersen

Mike Muscat

Waiter

Jeane Dixon

Jeane Dixon

Mickey Rooney

Rocco

Paul Eiding

Peter

Matt McCoy

Father Avery

Alisan Porter

Melissa

Harvey Vernon

Barry

Amelia Kinkade

Hooker #2

Rita Moreno

Renee Corliss

Frank Aletter

Harry

Simone Griffeth

Chrissy

Don Ameche

Brother Martin

Brenda Vaccaro

Angela

Tony Plana

Alvarez

Warren Munson

Frank

Roy Stuart

Marty

Mark Moses

David

Michael Ensign

Donald

Don Stark

Sheriff

Ralph Manza

Augustine Bagatelli

Peggy Gilbert

Esther

Harold Gould

Arnie Peterson

Freddie Jackson

Sam

Inga Swenson

Holly

Hilary Shepard

Yvonne

Jay Thomas

Sy Ferber

Anne Francis

Trudy

Richard Riehle

Detective Parres

Zach Grenier

Vaczy

Alan King

Mel Bushman

Ray Combs

Bob Henderson

Nancy Priddy

Lois

Scott Menville

McCracken

Kathleen Freeman

Mother Superior3

Cesar Romero

Tony

Jackie Swanson

Tracy

Joseph Campanella

Al Mullins

John Fiedler

Eddie

Earl Boen

Father Salerno

Allison Robinson

Actress

Jim Doughan

Ben

Fritzi Burr

Ruth

Jenny Lewis

Daisy

Quentin Tarantino

Elvis Impersonator

Fred Willard

Bob

Elinor Donahue

Katherine

Allan Rich

Alexi

Marian Mercer

Magda

Toni Sawyer

Lois

Dick Van Dyke

Ken

Louis Guss

Marvin

Kurt Smildsin

Priest

Julius Harris

Mr. Lewis

Ken Howard

Jerry

Derek McGrath

Coordinator

Lee Garlington

Kirsten Adams

John Hostetter

Policeman

Sonny Bono

Sonny Bono

Jim McKrell

Guy Corbin

Amzie Strickland

Lady at Funeral

Bibi Besch

Helen Budd

Conrad Janis

Announcer

Eddie Bracken

Buzz

Stuart Nisbet

Doug

Sondra Currie

Margaret Spencer

Nancy Lenehan

Nun

William Bumiller

Man

George Wyner

Dr. Norgan

Debbie Reynolds

Truby

Anne Haney

Bonnie

Stuart Fratkin

Man #2

Montrose Hagins

Libby

Peggy Rea

Mrs. Contini

Peter Graves

Jerry Kennedy

Mario López

Mario

Magda Harout

Woman

Jack Bannon

Chuck

Frank Birney

Stage Manager

Rosanna Huffman

Stephanie

Meshach Taylor

Cop

Tony Frank

Cowboy #1

Monte Landis

Victor

Dion Anderson

Mr. Percy

Phil Leeds

Guido

Peter Jason

Policeman

Glenn Shadix

Musician

Billy Barty

Edgar Lindstrom

Tom Dahlgren

Major Barker

Barbara Alyn Woods

Woman

Ron Orbach

Dan Cummings

Pat McCormick

Clerk

Todd Susman

Marlowe

Ray Reinhardt

Harold

Park Overall

Laverne

Robert Costanzo

Coach Odlivak

Don Lake

Mr. Porter

Janet Carroll

Phyllis Hammerow

Bill Quinn

Priest

Annie Abbott

Woman

Edie McClurg

Nurse DeFarge

Joe Regalbuto

Jeremy

Jerry Orbach

Glen

Betty Garrett

Sarah

Scott Bryce

Dr. Warren

Burt Reynolds

Burt Reynolds (uncredited)

Scott Curtis

Tommy

Wesley Mann

Jacob

Jaclyn Bernstein

Linda

Lela Ivey

Sister Claire

Barbara Tarbuck

Martha McDowell

Gary Grubbs

Waiter

Robert Culp

Simon

Roy Brocksmith

William

Angelo Tiffe

Harry

Donnelly Rhodes

Jake Smollens

Lenny Wolpe

Arnie

Frances Bay

Claire

Howard Duff

Mangiacavallo

Kevin Cooney

Man #2

Craig Richard Nelson

Thurber

Steven Gilborn

Howard

Ronnie Schell

Thomas

John Braden

Sam Burns

Alex Trebek

Alex Trebek

Keye Luke

Toshiro Mitsumo

Daniel Rosen

Misha

Tim Haldeman

Man

Peggy Pope

Gladys Barton

Starr Andreeff

Priscilla

Carol Bruce

Lucille

Sharon Spelman

Dr. Richmond

Robert Picardo

Dr. Revell

Lynn Hamilton

Trudy

Merv Griffin

Merv Griffin

Jack Blessing

Father Monroe

Art Metrano

Judge

Barney Martin

Carl

Matthew Faison

Father Campbell

Keone Young

Dr. Chang

Stephen Lee

Dwayne

Don Mirault

Flight Instructor

Gibby Brand

Man

Gloria Cromwell

Gloria

Gordon Jump

Leonard Barton

Harvey J. Goldenberg

Preacher

Helen Kleeb

Margaret

Joe Mays

Maitre D'

Stuart Pankin

Jacques de Courville

Lance Wilson-White

Delivery Boy

Virginia Capers

Greta

Claudette Sutherland

Posey

Alice Ghostley

Mrs. Zbornak

Edan Gross

Boy

Bob Hope

Bob Hope

Renata Scott

Woman

Valente Rodriguez

Fred

Shawn Schepps

Rebecca

Gwen E. Davis

Mildred

Charles Levin

Coco

F. William Parker

Minister

Lisa Jane Persky

Kate

Dennis Drake

Dennis

Robert Rothwell

Lester

Charles Hill

Dirk

Ronald Hunter

Dr. Harris

Brent Collins

Jonathan Newman

Richard Roat

Al

Christine Belford

Kirsten

Ken Stovitz

Ed

Marcelo Tubert

Raoul

Bill Gratton

Man #1

Donna LaBrie

Stewardess

Blake Emmons

Cowboy #2

Shirley Prestia

Zelda

Vince Cannon

Dr. Parks

George J. Woods

Man

Rhonda Aldrich

Meg

Phil Rubenstein

Exterminator

Peter Gonneau

Walter

Tony Swartz

John

Ron Michaelson

Carl

Cheryl Checcetto

Hooker #1

Ursaline Bryant

Hooker #3

Jim Keily

Jail Guard

Suanne Spoke

Girl in Lobby

Lana Schwab

Girl

Thom Sharp

Mr. Pfeiffer

Marilyn Jones

Bridget Nylund

Brett Porter

Winston Hardwick

Colin Drake

Wilfred Cheswick

Sam Anderson

Meyer

Buddy Daniels Friedman

Airport Mendicant

Rod Sabbe

Rob

Odil Sabbe

Bob

Steve Kramer

Stephen Deutsch

Mario Machado

Sportscaster (voice)

Deborah May

Liz

Christopher Burton

Norman Henderson

Randy Bennett

Stationmaster

Barney McGeary

Father Callahan

Charles Summers

Confessional Priest

Charles Erikson

Tony

Joe Alfasa

Tony

Esther Larner

Woman

Chip Olcott

Burt Nesbitt

Vince Trankina

Mr. Hinkley

Howard Witt

Hunter McCoy

Deena Freeman

Kate

Jonathan Perpich

Dennis

Jeffrey Webber

Bobby Spina

Jane Harnick

Jenny Corliss

Geoffrey Lewis

Chuck

Janet MacLachlan

Sandra

Edmund Balin

Russell

Ed Kerrigan

Dave

Tom McGreevey

Veterinarian

Deborah Rose

Midge

Carl Ciarfalio

Black Crow

Sarah Partridge

Secretary

Cynthia Marie King

Nancy

Darwyn Carson

Reporter #1

David Westgor

Reporter #2

Yvette Heyden

Olga

Chuck Walling

Floyd

Tony Perez

Mr. Escobar

Richard Penn

Mr. Murray

John C. Moskoff

Jerry

Bonnie Bartlett

Barbara Thorndyke

Monty Ash

Murray Guttman

Brad Trumbull

Maitre D'

Kelly Andrus

Tiffany

Charles Green

Willard

Ken Smolka

Policeman

Craig Schaefer

Stage Manager

Frank Smith

Duncan

George Coe

Al

Hartley Silver

Justice of the Peace

Lonny Price

Hastings

John Wheeler

Patron

Jim Hudson

Freddy

Raf Mauro

Bartender

John Achorn

Priest

Nick DeMauro

Clerk

David Selburg

Store Manager

Allen Bloomfield

Abe

Jody Price

Jody

Darlene Kardon

Woman

Marian Wells

Wanda

Kokko Burnaby

Sam

Nick Toth

Walter

John Moody

Len

James Lashly

Driver

Ben Rawnsley

Dr. Jerry

William Dennis

Dr. Cauley

Helen Duffy

Woman in Wheelchair

Matthew Brooks

Timmy

Roland August

Elvis Impersonator

Richard Bernard

Elvis Impersonator

Scott Gale

Elvis Impersonator

Blake Gibbons

Elvis Impersonator

Tally Lauriti

Elvis Impersonator

Rick Le Fever

Elvis Impersonator

Samuel Lloyd

Elvis Impersonator

Jay Pennick

Elvis Impersonator

Eddie Powers

Elvis Impersonator

Don Maxwell

Fire Chief

Howard Goodwin

Auctioneer

Art K. Koustik

Dave

Stan Wojno

Philip Starr

Sharon Howard

Woman

Darryl Ferreira

Man

Tom Tarpey

Dr. Seymour

Wayne Chou

Orderly

Doug Franklin

Young Doctor

Freeman King

Bartender

Michael McManus

Sid LaBass

Colin Hamilton

Auctioneer

Derek Loughran

Mime

Kristopher Kent Hill

Billy

Paul Tennen

Freddy

Alan Koss

Ernie

Lesley Glassford

Elaine

Shana S. Washington

Marla

Tom Simmons

Security Guard

Tom Isbell

Young Man

Wayne C. Dvorak

Maitre D'

Michael Blue

Porter

Peter Elbling

Desk Clerk

Michael J. London

Edgar

Joe Faust

Raymond

John Rice

Steve

John Harnagel

Mechanic

Julian Deyer

Waiter

Eadie Del Rubio

The Donatello Triplets

Julio Iglesias

Julio Iglesias

Milly Del Rubio

The Donatello Triplets

Elena Del Rubio

The Donatello Triplets

June Claman

Phyliss

Patrick Stack

Man in Locker Room

Alfred Dennis

Charley

Pamela Kosh

Woman

Robert King

Jack

Jean Palmerton

Woman

Nancy Black

Heather

Mark Morocco

Orderly

Stanley Ullman

John Gale

Margaret Wheeler

Woman #1

Marcia Firesten

Dr. Watkins

Grant Moran

Lab Technician

Glenn Walker Harris Jr.

Oliver

Eric Poppick

Waiter

Kelly Ann Conn

Receptionist

John DiSanti

Fisherman

G.F. Smith

Gale

Mimi Cozzens

Lillian

John Ingle

Harv

Channing Chase

Elise

Edgar Justice

Mr. Morelli

Al Berry

Paul

Jayson Kane

Maitre D'

Bonnie Urseth

Young Woman

Robert Neches

Bartender

Stan Roth

Make-Up Man

Brandis Kemp

Maddy

John Dennis Johnston

Merrill

Lorry Goldman

Fred

Michele Pawk

Mary Ellen

Kat Sawyer-Young

Woman

Kathy Bendett

Nurse

David Correia

Mr. Hernandez

Jandi Swanson

Young Dorothy

Peggy Walton-Walker

Receptionist

April Ortiz

Maria

Tanya Louise

Jenny

Jonathan Schmock

Waiter

Myles Berkowitz

Groom

Ken Lerner

Doctor

John O'Leary

Mr. Ninervini

Marti Muller

Nurse #1