Хэппи!

Christopher Meloni

Nick Sax

Ritchie Coster

Francisco "Mr Blue" Scaramucci / Francisco Scaramucci / Orcus

Lili Mirojnick

Det. Meredith McCarthy

Medina Senghore

Amanda Hansen

Patrick Fischler

Smoothie

Patton Oswalt

Happy (voice)

Christopher Fitzgerald

Louis "Sonny Shine" J. Sheinberg

Bryce Lorenzo

Hailey

Moise Morancy

Courier / Vespa Courier / Vespa Courier

Hannah Hodson

Angel / Prostitute

Carly Roland

Gala Scaramucci

Lily Du

Colleen

Ruth Righi

Wiseman #1

Debi Mazar

Isabella Scaramucci

Paul Wight

Big Pink

Ashlie Atkinson

Ace

Antonia Rey

Assunta

Donnetta Lavinia Grays

Hubble

Bob Turton

Scoot

Ratnesh Dubey

Dr. Reddy

Lidiane Fernandes

Sister Philomena

Elizabeth Rich

Deandra

Thedra Porter

Recovering Addict #1

Andrew Kaempfer

Trotsky

Lou Patane

Pope

Lindsay Brill

Carol

Magdalena Borlando

Intern

Kyle Klaus

Brad

Erik McKay

Prison Guard

Garrett Richmond

Cheap Suit

Mami Kimura

Nurse

Kristoffe Brodeur

Russian Prison Gang Member

Kimmy Suzuki

Asian Nun

Tiffany Denise Hobbs

Nurse

Catherine Ashmore Bradley

Penny Baker

Joseph D. Reitman

Very Bad Santa (as Joseph Reitman)

Gus Halper

Michael "Mikey" Scaramucci

Laura Poe

Jessica McCarthy

Brendan Burke

Terrance

Sam Wolf

Florian Scaramucci

Alexander Aguilar

Barron Scaramucci

Joe Perrino

Pal Scaramucci

Junior Mendez

Cop 1

Sawandi Wilson

Cop 2

Dante Pereira-Olson

Gerry Scaramucci

Lars Engstrom

Police Officer

Anthony Vaughn Merchant

Paramedic 1

Sebastian Chacon

Paramedic 2

Glenn Wein

Prawn Man

Matt Giroveanu

Hospital Security Cop

Michael Maize

Le Dic

Jon Martens

Wiseman #2

Lexia Hayden

Angel