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Jim Belushi

Jim

Courtney Thorne-Smith

Cheryl

Larry Joe Campbell

Andy

Taylor Atelian

Ruby

Billi Bruno

Gracie

Conner Rayburn

Kyle

Kimberly Williams-Paisley

Dana

Mitch Rouse

Dr. Ryan Gibson

Tony Braunagel

Tony

Robert Belushi

Adult Kyle / Flight Instructor / Guy No. 2 / Phil / Pizza Boy / Playground Bystander / Ronnie / Waiter

Bruce Jarchow

Gate Keeper / Henry / Officer Zavranski / Phil / Santa

Jamison Belushi

Jami / Jami McFame / Little Girl / Student #3

Jackie Debatin

Mandy

Dan Aykroyd

Danny Michalski

Kathleen Noone

Maggie

Mo Collins

Emily

Brad Paisley

Chad / Eddie

Jennifer Coolidge

Roxanne

Cynthia Stevenson

Cindy

Laraine Newman

Laraine Elkin

Michelle Hurd

Kitson

Tammy Townsend

Ms. Crawford

Tim Bagley

Tim

Ed Lover

Ed

Tim Kazurinsky

Elf / Salesman

Jim Ward

Dr. Collins / Radio Announcer

Kyle Chavarria

Ashley

Ingo Rademacher

Ted

Soleil Borda

Emma

Hira Ambrosino

Sarah

Jennifer Candy

Hostess / Marcy (uncredited)

Chris Elliott

Reverend Pierson

Erik Estrada

Self / The Devil

Wayne Newton

Self

Mary Gross

Cynthia

Lee Majors

God

Ed Quinn

Doug

Matt Roth

Michael

Mike Ditka

Mike Ditka

Ryan McPartlin

Bob

Garry Marshall

Doctor

David Greenman

Waiter

Jeanne Chinn

Jody Chen

James Lipton

Devil

Phil LaMarr

Kurt

Dave Coulier

Angry Pete (voice) (uncredited)

Tom Arnold

Max

George Takei

George Takei (voice)

Rosalind Chao

Sally Wu

Steve Guttenberg

Self

Brenda Julian

Woman in Bar

Reni Santoni

Tony

Tim Meadows

Dennis

Marc Musso

Mike Murphy

Barry Williams

Ben

Donald Sage Mackay

Greg

Stephen Root

Al Crannis

Crystal Bernard

Lisa Christie

Stephen Tobolowsky

Dr. Ted

Stacey Travis

Janet

Trista Sutter

Self

Jennifer Alden

Alicia

Bill Fagerbakke

Howard

Dayna Devon

Mrs. Thaddeus Dempsey

Philip Bolden

Kid

Bo Diddley

Self

Joe Liss

Merv

John Maynard

Construction Worker #4

Cole Sprouse

Self

Nyima Funk

Nurse #1

Julie Newmar

Julie

Steve Nevil

Customer

Kevin Chamberlin

Wallace

Jeff Lewis

Bill

Kinga Philipps

Stripper Ruby

Kevin Sorbo

Daryl Bochner

Ian Gomez

Detective

Marisa Petroro

Beautiful Woman

Patrick Fabian

Daniel

William Perry

Self

Loudon Wainwright III

Minister

Brian Urlacher

Self

Gillian Vigman

Jillian

Steven Gilborn

Bertram

Suzy Nakamura

Yoki Hirasaki

Roxanne Beckford

Woman

Beth Grant

Mrs. Whitney

Linda Hamilton

Melissa Evans

Patricia Belcher

Mrs. Kretzer

Hunter Gomez

Jules

James Earl Jones

Royal Flush Voice (voice)

Jack Donner

Old Man

Kevin McDonald

Therapist

Hugh Hefner

Self

Julia Sweeney

Bobbi Coker

Dylan Sprouse

Self

Wendy Benson-Landes

Meredith

Rachael Harris

Mindy

Cindy Crawford

Gretchen Saunders

Glen Clark

Glen

Constance Marie

Victoria

Tara Strong

Crying Baby (voice)

Rick Overton

Rick

Steve Susskind

Dr. Inglove

Patrick Fischler

Darryl

Kevin Ruf

Dr. Josh Nelson

Andre Ware

Fireman

Jack Coleman

Sean Curran

Roland Kickinger

Sven

Doug Savant

Rick

Cleo King

Suzanne

Mary Randle

Michelle

Tanjareen Martin

Assistant

Neil Barton

Burly Cop

Jane Lynch

Janice

Frances Callier

Lamaze Instructor

Dweezil Zappa

Joe

John Cervenka

Bill

Nikki Boyer

Tanya Mountains

Nicole Sullivan

Alicia

Mary Kathleen Gordon

Mrs. Carter

Danny Breen

Danny

Christopher Moynihan

Chris

Michael McManus

Ben

Ken Magee

Police Officer

Jamieson Price

Speaker

Andrea Bendewald

Sheila

Savannah Stehlin

Rebecca

Candace Kita

Carmen

Rachel Sondag

Joan

Harry Hannigan

Harry

Madison Dirks

Todd

Lulu Antariksa

Madeline

Quinn Buniel

Teenage Boy #1

Buckley Sampson

Rhonda

Mark Capri

Hotel Manager

Austin Majors

Justin