Ralph Garman

Bobby

DJ

Morgan Donnelly

(voice) / 1980s Producer (voice) / Alex Jones (voice) / Announcer (voice) / Bowling Alley Dad (voice) / Cab Driver (voice) / Charles Bronson (voice) / Concierge (voice) / Criminal (voice) / Darren (voice) / Dispatcher (voice) / Dog in the Window (voice) / Doug's Father (voice) / Dustin Hoffman (voice) / Executive (voice) / Father (voice) / Garbageman (voice) / Georgie (voice) / H (voice) / Husband (voice) / Janitor #1 (voice) / Jeffrey Fecalman (voice) / Jeremy Piven / Masturbator (voice) / Man (voice) / Man in Hell (voice) / Manager / Scientist / Maitre d' / Guy (voice) / Meg's Boss (voice) / Mobster (voice) / O'Malley (voice) / Paramedic (voice) / Paul Simon / Agent Jenkins / Jeff Foxworthy (voice) / Peter's Customer / Tea Party Member (voice) / Piece of Pizza / Detective (voice) / Police Detective #1 (voice) / Police Officer (voice) / Spa Employee / Rabbi / Guy on Crutches (voice) / Various (voice) / Waiter (voice) / Western Man (voice) / Woodrow Wilson (voice)

Announcer / Radio Announcer

(voice) / Bar Patron (voice) / Hazmat Guy (voice) / Police Officer (voice)

Kanoot

Fistro (voice)

Fisto / Rio Blast (voice)

Bud Freewell (voice)

Customer with Eyepatch

John's Dad

Dan

Detective

Reggie

Caleb

Newsman (voice)

Pirate Jack

Old Man Arcane

Self

Dick-Head / Doc Brown (voice)

Mad Brad Woodland

Captain Jack

Bum

Wizard (voice)

The Wizard (voice)

Mr. Clark

Truck Driver / Dan (voice)

Police Sargeant