Ideal

Johnny Vegas

Moz

Nicola Reynolds

Nicki

Tom Goodman-Hill

PC

Sinead Matthews

Jenny

Ben Crompton

Colin

Ryan Pope

Psycho Paul

Andrew-Lee Potts

Lee

Tim Fallows

Jason

Alfie Joey

Derrick

Haruka Kuroda

Yasuko

Graham Duff

Brian

Joanna Neary

Judith

David Sant

Cartoon Head / Enrique

Tony Burgess

Troy

Emma Fryer

Tania

Seymour Leon Mace

Craig/Steve / Steve

Des O'Malley

Felix

Danny Morgan

Jake

Mick Miller

Keith

Dan Li

Tony

Ronny Jhutti

Kuldip

Natalie Gumede

China

Hanne Steen

Carmel

Fist

Himself

Jessica Peh

Kim

Hon Ping Tang

Chen

Haruka Abe

Miko

Jo Enright

Carol

Sunetra Sarker

Sangita

Peter Slater

Alan

David Bradley

Stemroach

Andrew Lawrence

Marco

Beatrice Kelley

Sheila

Michael Kofi

Xavier

Josephine Welcome

Mrs Rupani

Janeane Garofalo

Tilly

Naomi Bentley

Rainbow

Rebecca Atkinson

Asia

James Foster

Cartoon Head

Zain E. Nazar

Baby Sanjeev

Amaan Patel

Baby Sanjeev

Jason Manford

Jack

Fist

Himself

Elinor Crawley

Jess

Malcolm Boyle

Warren

Lee Williams

Luke

Philip Brodie

Nikolai

Neil Bell

Ian

Darren Tighe

Davey

Maxine Burth

WPC

Liz Sutherland

Mrs Low

Jessica Knappett

Police Dispatch (voice, uncredited)

Vincent Ebrahim

Mr Rupani

Iain McKee

Jamie

David Mulrooney

Leo

Stuart Kelsall

Lindsay

Matt McKenzie Lee

Daniel

Julia Davis

Amanda With The Weird Eyes (Voice) / Dawn

Dominic Doughty

Stripes

Sophia Di Martino

Helena

Elena Poulou

Astrid

Sean Lock

Nathaniel

Barry Adamson

Blackball

Mark E. Smith

Jesus Christ

Kris Mochrie

Matt

Paul Loughran

Ratcatcher

David Ononokpono

Linden

Margaret Henshaw

Delivery Woman

Chris Lindon

Malook

Emma Kearney

Jackie

Kate G. Laycy

Attractive Girl

Abi Eniola

Alex

Elianne Byrne

Amanda With The Weird Eyes

Ian Hallard

Owen

Peter Whittington

James

Wayne Docksey

Police Dog Handler

Eileen Essell

Mrs Coneybear

Michael Hugo

Liam

Marlon G. Day

Jim

Kay Purcell

Alice

Steven Blower

Clive

Reece Hampton

Flynn

George Ward

Ewan

Alisdair McKee

Leon

Di Botcher

Nicki's Mum (Voice Only)

Karl Lucas

Peter

Jonathan Aris

Rich

Sam Fletcher

Dinos

Dylan Edwards

Jake

Tanya Vital

Window Cleaner

Zoe Gardner

Monique

Tanveer Ghani

Ravi

Colin Parry

Lewis

Alan Yentob

Himself

Paul-Michael Giblin

Fireman

Robert Cohen

Stepan

Graham Fellows

Dr Persil

Rosie MacPherson

Dream Jenny

Mark McDonnell

Dream Brian

Daniel Hayes

Barry Two Mouths

John Robb

Ross

Mark Radcliffe

Josh

Paul Weller

Himself

Kara Tointon

Herself

Daniel Rigby

Hugh

Pooky Quesnel

Donna

Rula Lenska

The Red King

Ben Wheatley

Brother Ben

Tom Andrews

Weims