Stroker and Hoop

Jon Glaser

Stroker (voice)

Timothy "Speed" Levitch

Hoop (voice)

Paul Christie

C.A.R.R. (voice)

Curtis Armstrong

Double-Wide (voice)

Gary Anthony Williams

Coroner Rick (voice)

Mary Birdsong

Angel / Karen / Justin (voice) / Angel / Vanessa / Waitress (voice) / Keith (voice)

S. Scott Bullock

Benny / Accountant / Cult Leader (voice) / Hoop's Mom / Neil Diamond / Lou Diamond Phillips (voice) / Rose Schwartz (voice)

Carlos Alazraqui

Jack Wilson / Mr. Sombrero / Spud (voice) / Talking Diamond / Magic Shop Owner (voice)

Robin Atkin Downes

David Copperfield / Detective Putoine / Dustin Diamond (voice) / Detective Putoine (voice)

Darryl Kurylo

Jack Blaster / Reb / Hillbilly (voice) / Judd Winner (voice)

Nika Futterman

Keith / Danny / Goldie Hawn (voice) / Keith / Secretary / Kid 2 (voice)

Moira Quirk

Khan'Ja / Meryl / Dora (voice)

Lou Richards

T.J. the D.J. (voice)

Catero Colbert

Li'l Rapist (voice)

Eli Wallach

Narrator (voice)

Daran Norris

Santa (voice)

Dave Wittenberg

Giggles (voice)

James Arnold Taylor

Ron Howard / Answering Machine Guy (voice)

Danny Mann

Flip / Radio Ad (voice)

Mike Rubens

Band Nerd / Trucker / Wolverine (voice)

Tara Strong

Girl / Jean Wilson / Radio Host (voice)

Colette Whitaker

Catarina / Jogger (voice)

Kath Soucie

Ashley-Brittany / Brittany-Ashley / Doctor (voice)

Jeff Bennett

Mayor / Tio / Yankee (voice)

Debi Derryberry

Miss Squash Casserole / Jack's Girl (voice)

Catherine Taber

Miss Hoe Cakes (voice)

Lori Alan

Leslie / Henna St. Chloe-Butz / Co-Ed 1 (voice)