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Hardcore Max 2
Max just got a car and he can't wait to show you how cool he is.
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LYRICS:
Maaaaaaaaaaax!
Max got a car that's really sweet
Doesn't wear a seatbelt cause that's for geeks
Not just that, but it chafes his neck
And he thinks that its stupid as heck
Max! Max! Max! Max just got a car! Yeah, a car! A 2 door freakin car!
It's fast! It's fast! It's really freakin fast, and it is really badass
Max doesn't stop at stop signs
cause they're retarded
What is that smell i'm smelling?
He just farted
Never signals while changing lanes
Drives with no hands cause he's insane
And if you think that is absurd
he'll turn to you and flip a bird
Max! Max! Max! Max just got a car! Yeah, a car! A 2 door freakin car!
It has gold rims, they are really sick, yeah like max, max is really sick
He talks on his cell phone
he doesn't use a blue tooth
and if you dent his car
he'll hit your face like babe ruth
Uses the most expensive gas
And his driving driving skills are unsurpassed
Does donuts every chance he gets
He's even cooler than Pete Wentz
Max! Max! Max! Max just got a car! Yeah, a car! A 2 door freakin car!
He will get his License in 6 months, right now he has a provisional license
Wait, he only has his provisional drivers license? But that means he needs a parent riding in the car at all times. WHAT? His mom's been in the back seat the whole time? So she's condoning these illegal activities?! Shame on you Max's mom! Shame!
Max! Lookout! A Cliff! Right in front of you! Yeah, a cliff! A big ass freakin' cliff!
Crap, you are flying off the cliff, I hope you are wearing your seat belt
Oh wait, he's not wearing
his seat belt
I guess he didn't like
how it felt
Now he's broken his
manly legs
let's hope he wont repeat
the same mistakes
MAX!
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