Selvaggi

Keith Carradine

Nick Savage

Erik von Detten

Chris Savage

Andrew Eiden

Sam Savage

Shaun Sipos

Jack Savage

Evan Ellingson

Kyle Savage

Jason Dolley

T. J. Savage

Vincent Ventresca

Jimmy Savage

Autumn Reeser

Angela

Kylie Sparks

Brenda

Mel Gibson

Officer Cox

Candace Kita

Misty

Ben Donovan

Kenny

Betty White

Mrs. Riley

June Lockhart

Grammy Na Na / Lillian

Lane Davies

Jeff

Erin Michaels

Girl #1

Shelley Long

Judy

Steven Gilborn

Town Councilman

Stephen Tobolowsky

Mr. Frehley

Tom McGowan

Reverend Dave

Magda Harout

Woman

Kevin Farley

Fireman #1

Dan Castellaneta

Mr. Horner / Franklin the Frog (voice)

Dave Allen

Wendell

Kaley Cuoco

Erin

Erin Wideman

Girl

Saverio Guerra

Quincy

Jack Plotnick

Mr. Levitch

Tony Hawk

Himself

Aimee Brooks

Sheila

Victor Togunde

Fireman #2

Sebastian Maniscalco

Dance Club Manager

Nadia Bjorlin

Woman #2

Crystal Kwon

Woman #1

James Wong

Skip Baxter

Todd Bosley

Boy #1

Michael Aquino

Kid

Lamont Thompson

Security Guard

Caitlin Crosby

Taylor

Forry Smith

Coach McCarthy

Nicole Garza

Lauren

Dawn Ashley Cook

Girl

Kate Walsh

Maggie

Patrick Malone

Waiter

Mike Hagerty

Uncle Bob

Brittany Curran

Josie

Jenna Gering

Heather

Kel Mitchell

Sid

Suzie Pollard

Shandi

Adrienne Janic

Tia

Kristin Dattilo

Mrs. Milfer

Holmes Osborne

Principal

Desi Lydic

Woman #1

Vinnie Pergola

Mikey

Lori Lively

Woman #2

Amber Stevens West

Girl #2

Rolonda Watts

Claire

Liz Sheridan

Mrs. O'Hara

Adam Cagley

Boy #1

Tara Karsian

Doris

Eric Dickerson

Himself

Tamara 'Gingir' Curry

Woman #3

Haylie Duff

Jessica

Alejandro Rose-Garcia

Boy #2

Dana Workman

April

Sara Michelle Ben Av

Bikini Girl

Pat Finn

Chet Pringle

Sorel Carradine

Girl #1