Los jóvenes

Adrian Edmondson

Vyvyan

Rik Mayall

Rick

Nigel Planer

Neil

Christopher Ryan

Mike

Alexei Sayle

The Balowski Family

Stephen Frost

Bank Manager / Gatecrasher / Ghost / Gravedigger / Boy in Comic Strip / Man in Cabin / Policeman / Tess

Mark Arden

Father on Cornflakes Box / Gatecrasher / Ghost / Gravedigger / Boy in Comic Strip / Man in Cabin / Mick / Policeman

Ben Elton

Baz / Grange Hill Student / Man in Hawk Advert / Radio DJ

Maggie Steed

Darren's Mother / Witch / Woman from the Council, Miss T. Smith

Robbie Coltrane

Captain Blood / Dr. Carlisle / Slobber, Bouncer

Pauline Melville

Vyvyan's Mum / Woman on Bus

Andy de la Tour

Convict / Pilot / TV Presenter

Gareth Hale

Grave Digger / Peasant / Soldier

Dawn French

Christian Evangelist / Devil in Advert / Easter Bunny

Paul Bradley

Pilot / Warlock

Norman Pace

Grave Digger / Peasant / Soldier

Jim Barclay

Policeman in Comic Strip / Policeman in Van / Racist Policeman

Ruth Burnett

Chemist / Cinderella / Goldilocks

Peter Laxton

Boy on Corn Flakes Box / Chimney Sweep / Darren

Patrick Newell

1st Man on Raft / King

Roger Sloman

Darren's Father / Coldstream Guard / TV Licence Official Right Bleeding Bastard

Cindy Shelley

Girl on Radio / Rhiannon

David Rappaport

Ftumch / Shirley

Alan Freeman

God

Helen Lederer

Bank Teller / Gwendolyn

Chris Barrie

Rat (voice) / Ship's Captain

Peter Wear

Death / Witchfinder

Chris Ellis

Geoff / Glue Sniffer

Peter Greene

Mr. Liberal / TV Vicar

Paola Dionisotti

Actor / DHSS Offical

Ceri Jackson

Mother on Cornflakes Box / Snogging Woman

Kilian McKenna

Collins / Snogging Man

Michael Redfern

Angry Policeman / Policeman

Jennifer Saunders

Helen Mucus / Sue

Arnold Brown

Chess Player / Prisoner

Brian Croucher

Man at Bus Stop / Mr. Real Robber

Emma Thompson

Miss Money-Sterling

John Otway

John Otway

Ronnie Golden

Buddy Holly

Mel Smith

Grenada Security Guard

Jools Holland

Punk in Bank

Hilary Mason

Old Woman Next Door

Roger Ashton-Griffiths

Orgo

Griff Rhys Jones

Bamber 'Bambi' Gascoigne

Terry Jones

Vicar

Norman Lovett

Man from the penny arcade

Cyril Shaps

Old Man Next Door

Helen Atkinson-Wood

Woman in Advert

Hugh Laurie

Lord Monty

Kay Stonham

Neighbour

Anthony Sharp

Roland Pervical

Tony Robinson

Dr. Not The Nine O'Clock News

Damaris Hayman

Woman Pushing Corpse

Lenny Henry

Postman

Stephen Fry

Lord Snot

Lemmy Kilmister

himself

Phil 'Philthy Animal' Taylor

himself

'Fast' Eddie Clark

himself

Jacqueline Clarke

TV Wife

Christine Ellerbeck

Maggie

Gerard Kelly

White Youth

Herbert Norville

Black Youth

Tony Alleff

Saudi King's aide

Mark Ezra

Saudi King

Barrie Cookson

2nd Man on Raft

Terry Medlicott

Genie

David Rhule

Roller Disco Patron

Nick Dunning

TV Reporter

Ken Parry

Major Domo

Robin Parkinson

Man in Hell

Clair Hill

Girl on Cornflakes Box

Jean Campbell-Dallas

Old Lady Vandal

Tony Sympson

Old Man at DHSS

Keith Allen

Pestilence

Tony Allen

Fisher

Linda Henry

Girl at party

Nicholas Ball

Dr. Jim Morrison

Mark Dewison

Neil

Sadie Hamilton

Blonde at Party

David Lloyd

Road

William McBain

Rocky

David Squire

English Punk

Justine Lord

The White Witch

Tamsin Heatley

Janet

Steve Dixon

Madman

Steve Kelly

Truck Driver

Jan Prince

Stonehenge

Vikki Chambers

Aged and toothless and bent old crone

Ron Cook

Convict

Daniel Peacock

Dying Man in Cabin

Barry Stanton

Postman

Gary Beadle

Smythe the Bosun

Jonathan Caplan

Sir Boring Old Fart

Lee Cornes

Spasspecker

Paul Merton

Peasant

Julianne White

Secretary

Perry Benson

Spaz

Hugh Cecil

Man in street

Jean Channon

Witch

Carla Mendonça

People's Poet Groupie

David Rolfe

Policeman in Van

Brian Oulton

Mr. Pye (Neil's Dad)

Peggy Thorpe-Bates

Mrs. Pye (Neil's Mum)

Joanne Pearce

Dawn

Lise Mayer

Woman in Hawk advert

Mark Lambert

Bank Supervisor