La Liga Fantástica

Mark Duplass

Pete Eckhart

Stephen Rannazzisi

Kevin

Nick Kroll

Ruxin

Paul Scheer

Andre

Jon Lajoie

Taco

Katie Aselton

Jenny

Alina Foley

Ellie

Nadine Velazquez

Sofia

Jason Mantzoukas

Rafi

Janina Gavankar

Shiva

Rob Huebel

Dr. Deramo / Russell

Leslie Bibb

Meegan

Seth Rogen

Dirty Randy / Dirty Randy (voice)

Seth Morris

Bill / Bill Haddock

Jayma Mays

Trixie Von Stein

Adam Karchmer

Baby Geoffrey

Rob Riggle

Bethesda

Jason David

Chalupa Batman

Ike Barinholtz

Frank 'The Body' Gibiatti / Frank Gibiatti

Adam Brody

Ted

Andrew Secunda

Dr. Ewing

Zach Woods

Lane

Robbie Tucker

Library Boy / Tiny Tim

Arielle Kebbel

Libby

Bob Glouberman

D.A. Lipscombe

Fatimah Hassan

Marathon Runner / Pedestrian

Brooklyn Decker

Gina Gibiatti

J.J. Watt

J.J. Watt

Jorma Taccone

Spazz

Lizzy Caplan

Rebecca Ruxin

Brett Gelman

Gavin

June Diane Raphael

Nurse Pam / Teacher Pam

Neil Casey

Neal / Neil

Andy Daly

Ethan Cocque / Ethan Coque

Steve Little

Casket Salesman William / William

Bobby Lee

Chu / Lee Wei Lee

Maria Christina Thayer

Cheryl

Hannah Grunow

Allison

Brian Palermo

Brian / Taco Truck Customer

Will Forte

Chuck

Joanna Sanchez

Sofia's Mama

Aziz Ansari

Dr. Henry Rocha / Dr. Henry Rocha (voice)

Rizwan Manji

Maitre D'

Antonio Gates

Antonio Gates

Morgane Lambert

Lakeside Girl / Park Girl

Timothy Donovan

Angry Man / Thurber-Horngoode Sufferer

Lindsay Sloane

Lindsay / Lindsey

Carlson Young

Callie / Jaywalking Girl

Jackson Rannazzisi

Geoffrey

Eli Jane

Bartender

Brie Larson

Ashley

Rocco Risoli

Baby Geoffrey

Colton Dunn

Cop

Rich Eisen

Rich Eisen

Andrea Savage

Gail

Jim McMahon

Jim McMahon

Pedro Lopez

Rafi's Landlord

Jeff Goldblum

Rupert Ruxin

Christen Sussin

Pam

Kristin Cavallari

Kristin Cavallari

David Krumholtz

Joel Cocque

Bridget Powers

Candy

Tim Bagley

Mr. Browner

Antonio Sabàto, Jr.

Father Zaragosa

Ryan Hansen

Ben

Abbey DiGregorio

Cake Manager / Race Winner's Mom

Marshawn Lynch

Marshawn Lynch

Kayden Kross

Kayden

Allison Williams

Danielle

Sarah Dumont

Emma

Ashley Grace

Rachel

Kaycee Stroh

Cathy

Gianni DeCenzo

Young Ruxin (as Gianni de Cenzo)

Jordan Cameron

Jordan Cameron

Cameron Jordan

Cameron Jordan

Mike Evans

Mike Evans

Carlos Hyde

Carlos Hyde

Taylor Lewan

Taylor Lewan

Ryan Shazier

Ryan Shazier

Stephon Tuitt

Stephon Tuitt

Ken Lerner

Rabbi

Marc Evan Jackson

Mr. Rappaport

Melissa Bickerton

Mrs. Rappaport

Heather Brooker

Pedestrian

Jay Glazer

Jay Glazer

Michael Patrick McGill

Umpire

Darren Sproles

Darren Sproles

Mark Cuban

Mark Cuban

Tom Yi

Mr. OO

Jerry Minor

Greg

Nathan Fielder

Evan

Rebecca Drysdale

Nurse

Patrick Cox

Orderly #1

Michael Villar

Orderly #2

Amie Farrell

Rafi's Wife

Aden Schwartz

Rafi's Son

Lewis Dauber

Priest

Franklin J. Sterns

Mental Patient

Moshe Kasher

November

Paula Rhodes

Fiona

Brenda Song

Rosette

Franco Vega

Police Officer

John Cramer

Rump Burglar

Edi Patterson

Shauna

Steven Lee Allen

Steve

Sydney Blair

Chelsea

Stacey Durkett

Tough Woman

Kayla Madison

Little Girl

Leonard Roberts

Tyree

Katie Wee

Amy

Ruzena Zatko

Breast Cancer Patient

Jerry O'Connell

Father Muldoon

Anna Camp

Penny

Romy Rosemont

Jenny's Doctor

Peter Chan

Mini Mart Owner

Ori Kalmus

Basketball Player

Corbin Bernsen

Bruce

Jonathan Joss

Takoda

Saginaw Grant

Sam

John DiMaggio

Bartender

Dan Castellaneta

Dr. Harvat

Morgan Krantz

Ruben

Shannon McClung

Jeremy

Cade King

Mental Patient

Erinn Hayes

Heather

Haneefah Wood

Teacher

Ethan Dizon

Classmate #1

Miles Elliot

Classmate #2

Andrew Santino

Shapps

Doug Hendrickson

Doug Hendrickson

Megan Ferguson

Crazy Tiffany

Talia Tabin

Waitress

Rich Sommer

Freddie Mandino

Tom Condon

Tom Condon

Mike Pereira

Mike Pereira

Tommy Condon

Tommy Condon

Sierra Fisk

Stewardess

John Schneider

John Schneider

Tyrann Mathieu

Tyrann Mathieu

Calais Campbell

Calais Campbell

Sarah Ruttkay

Sarah Ruttkay

Bryan Ruttkay

Seahawks Official

Josh Latzer

Security Guard

Cici Lau

Ming Wu

Randall Cobb

Randall Cobb

Anya Monzikova

Ulyanna

Paul Schackman

Rabbi Shtotelman

Lori Alan

Mrs. Shtotelman

Michael Scott Allen

Sven

Christopher Gehrman

Condom Customer

Thomas Barbusca

Copper Harris

Hemky Madera

Ernesto

Chelsey Crisp

JoBeth

Charlie Carver

Trophy Kevin

Corey Mendell Parker

Corey

Jared Quay Campbell

Ref

Katie Sheaffer

Cute Farm Girl

Rebecca Olejniczak

EBDBBnB Couple

Golden Tate

Golden Tate

C.S. Lee

Assistant Minister

Christopher McDonald

Judge Hardy

Exie Booker

Kale

Larry Guli

Thomas Rivers

Yong Kim

Minister

Punnavith Koy

Korean Church Goer

Timothy Donovan

Tim

Deanna Russo

Brittany Barber

Nicole J. Butler

Gloria Lipscombe

Megan Kathleen Duffy

Meg

Echo Kellum

Mr. McGibblets

Matt Knudsen

Abe Lincoln

Anthony Warfield

Gold Guy

Casey Wilson

Claire

Milo Ventimiglia

Agent Baker

Nicky Whelan

L-E

Bill Glass

Ref Dave

Fiona Gubelmann

Berkley

John Marshall Jones

Referee

Wade Williams

Ruben

Alexandra Grossi

Pete's Date

Bryan Theodore

Imaginary Andre

Cameron Brinkman

Basketball Player

Bob Rumnock

Priest

Carlos Alazraqui

Papi (voice)

Matt Walsh

Mr. Friedman

Paulie Litt

The Oracle

Noel Gugliemi

Perp

Tonita Castro

Theresa

Franchesca Patton

Race Winner

Natalie Cohen

Tiffany

Alyssa Casa

Birthday Party Child

Renee Pezzotta

Mrs. Friedman

Meghan Markle

Meghan

Jason Matthew Smith

Angry Boyfriend

Da'Vone McDonald

Bouncer

Robert Seay

Robert

J.D. Walsh

JD

Terry Bradshaw

Terry Bradshaw

Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst

Kylie

Claire Coffee

Claire

Will McLaughlin

Neighborhood Patrol

Monica Thomas

Women in waiting area

Thomas Lennon

Bryce

Steve Zissis

Craig

Larry Chang

Waiter

Guy Stevenson

Angry Bar Patron

Leonard Robinson

Leonard

Nathan Reid

Angry Friend

Eric Winzenried

Tow Truck Driver

Amanda Danielle

Amanda the Jetta Girl

Dale Stern

VW Boss

Evie Nicholson

Hot girl in VW Jetta

Janet Montgomery

Ambrosia

Cort McCown

Pit Boss Joe

Gary 'G. Thang' Johnson

TSA Guard

Lucille Soong

Security Line Woman

Chad Johnson

Chad Ochocinco

Craig Bierko

Craig O'Connor

Brooke Nevin

Lily

Molly Schade

Molly

Lake Bell

Brooke

Brandon Johnson

Dr. Maxwell

Will Shadley

Collin

Josh Cribbs

Josh Cribbs

Terrell Suggs

Terrell Suggs

Marcella Gibson

White party attendee

Julia Kuzina

Nurse

Frances Callier

Twyla

Desi Lydic

Waitress

Trisha LaFache

Taco's Notary Girl

Elizabeth Shapiro

Stacy

Jamey Sheridan

Ted

Batia Parnass

Waitress 2010

Evan Shafran

Rosenberg

Alison Becker

Darcy

Shoshana Bush

Lanie

Ken Tipton

Petting Zoo Owner

Jason Johnson

Mr. McGibblets

Michael Hitchcock

Ed

Cameron Bender

Ryan

Affion Crockett

Randall

Jasyn Jefferies

Groom at Wedding

Stacey Travis

Judge Humphrey

Alia Shawkat

April

Kristi Clainos

Das Dinga

Tony Daly

Angry Husband

Benton Jennings

Brassy Judge

Edward James Gage

Bailiff

Porscha Coleman

Camille

Rox Ann Gonzalez

Tacos girl

Martin Starr

Stu Pompeu

Tracy Rannazzisi

Tracy

Rick Irwin

Male Classmate

Robert Amico

Al The Barber

John Hansen

John Hansen

Adam Caplan

Adam Caplan

Aaron Lustig

Mr. Mitchell

Albert Owens

Company Guy

Krista Kalmus

Elevator Girl

Mike Mauloff

Trophy Store Employee

Patrick Engler

Bar patron

Bryan Ryan

Bar Guy

Brent Grimes

Brent Grimes

Maurice Jones Drew

Maurice Jones-Drew

Sidney Rice

Sidney Rice

Lloyd Ahlquist

Dr. Andre Nodick

Zahra 'Jeskilz' Hamani

Husna

Zuhair Haddad

Algerian Dad

Nina Nayebi

Algerian Mom

Ankur Bhatt

Algerian Fan

Nick Smoke

Mordechai

Alyssa LeBlanc

Actress #1

Ayman Samman

Algerian TV Announcer

Elaine Kagan

Mrs. Klein

Rick Shapiro

Bum

Stephanie Lemelin

Waitress

Matthew Berry

Matthew Berry

Sara Erikson

Vanessa

Devon Abner

Hotel Bartender

Sam Vance

Football Announcer (voice)

Andrea De Oliveira

Melanie B.

Jesse Einstein

Jessie

Amber Coyle

Twin

Barry Squitieri

Dom ( Italian Waiter )

Laura Clery

Yoga Instructor

Stephanie Danielson

Sex Bruises

Jasmine Dustin

Magic tattoo

Tarina Pouncy

Louisiana Woman

Nanami Iwasaki

Aiko

Hazuki Kato

Yumi

Ray Liotta

Ruxin's Boss

Brad Morris

Glovsie

Angela Shelton

Mrs. Hobart

Jimmy Clabots

Extra

Devin Crittenden

Tanner

Michael Edwin

Hardware Store Clerk

Wayne Federman

Principal Frazier

Keegan-Michael Key

Carmenjello

Sarah Silverman

Heather

Mindy Sterling

Nadia

Katie Gill

Katie

Toby Huss

Flanagan the Drug Dealer

Brooke Newton

Brooke

Addison Timlin

Girl in Bar

Deon Cole

Mugger

Eliza Dushku

Kristen

Thomas Middleditch

Julian

T.J. Miller

Gabriel

Bill Blair

Genesis Council Master

Kathleen Gati

Andrea

Elizabeth Schmidt

911 Dispatcher

Chris Tallman

Mr. Swall

Elizabeth Tripp

Chloe

Owen Burke

Blind Waiter

Matt Forte

Matt Forte

Marianne Muellerleile

Nurse Bernice

Robert Griffin III

Robert Griffin III

Trent Richardson

Trent Richardson

Matt Kalil

Matt Kalil

Ryan Kalil

Ryan Kalil

Jerry Jones

Jerry Jones

Jason Witten

Jason Witten

Felix Jones

Felix Jones

Jay Ratliff

Jay Ratliff

Brandon Carr

Brandon Carr

DeSean Jackson

DeSean Jackson

Dan Bakkedahl

OB Doctor

Anna Maria Horsford

Trina Richardson

Stephanie Escajeda

Nurse

Jack Harding

Cowboy

Rich Dalrymple

Rich Dalrymple

Ben Lawson

Dr. Levenson

Melissa Ordway

Sutton

Milana Vayntrub

Cute Girl in Bar

Timothy Olyphant

Wesley

Kaori Taketani

Yumiko

Kenji Nakamura

Japanese Sushi Chef

Jessica Kim

Sushi Bar Hostess

Frederick Lawrence

Paintball Employee

Elizabeth Hendrickson

Abby

Caleb Alexander Cohen

Tyler

Julia Duffy

Martha

Amanda Lund

George

Roxana Ortega

Mommy & Me Class Instructor

Levi Neiter

The Cutlet

Ryan Fitzpatrick

Ryan Fitzpatrick

Phil Reeves

Judge Hobart

David Dastmalchian

Morgue Worker

Ken Marino

Donny 'The Seed' Sedowsky

Charlie Sanders

Tug

Bonnie Hellman

Old Lady #1

Brenda Ballard

Old Lady #2

JB Smoove

DeRon

Steve Agee

Piano Store Guy

Ingrid Haas

Michelle

Rick Overton

Mr. Rosenthal

Sabina Gadecki

Tiffany

Hunter Cope

Shoe Store Clerk

Meredith Giangrande

Lauren

Heather Hegeman

Dr. Melvoy's Daughter

Michael Naughton

Taco's Abandoned Patient

Jacquie Barnbrook

Taco's Lady Patient

Tristian Chase

Taco's Kid Patient

Nick P. Ross

Taco's Addict Patient (as Nick Ross)

Carlos Linares

Latino Worker

David Saucedo

Foreman

Robert Wagner

Gumpa Duke

Lee Meriwether

Gumma Eve

Eve Brenner

Wanda

John Ross Bowie

Dr. Pete Wyland

Nicol Paone

Colonoscopy Nurse

Marshall Manesh

Valet

Maree Cheatham

Elderly Woman

Colin Flynn

Wrestler

Joseph Aviel

The Wrestler

Patrick Rafferty

Burger Joint Customer

Connor Kalopsis

Charlie McCrudden

Nick Greco

Waiter

Alice Lo

Waitress

Bob Clendenin

Homeless Man #1

Carl McDowell

Homeless Man #2

Elizabeth Schaible

Waitress

Deion Sanders

Deion Sanders

Bob Odenkirk

Miles Miller

Richard Riehle

Santa Claus

Dylan Neet

Kid

Ben Griffith

Scared Kid

Adrian Peterson

Adrian Peterson

Adrian Peterson

Adrian Peterson

Blair Walsh

Blair Walsh

Beth Crosby

Lady in Street #1

Karina Bonnefil

Lady in Street #2

Jayde Rossi

Sticker Girl

Runa Lucienne

Sticker Bitch #1

Griffin Dunne

Burt

Glenne Headly

Gloria

Irene Choi

Pool Waitress

Gerald McCoy

Gerald McCoy

NaVorro Bowman

NaVorro Bowman

Snoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg

Dov Davidoff

Sergeant Panico

Christine Lakin

Pete's Girl

Jay Cutler

Jay Cutler

Mikaela Hoover

Taco's Girl

Richard Clarke Larsen

Bum #1

Lila Lucchetti

Cool Bar Girl

Kevin Nealon

Chuck Falcon

Dana White

The Goon

DeRay Davis

Boris

Gwen Van Dam

Margaret

Marques Ray

Motel Manager

Will Sasso

Officer Bungalon

Chasty Ballesteros

Stripper #1

Anna Clark

Falcon's Daughter

Rachel Sterling

Stripper #2

Leonard Earl Howze

Sky Cap

Tava Smiley

Tricia Valence

Matt Iseman

Airport Police Officer

Erik R. Norris

Traveler

Amy Hill

Mrs. Hatch

Mike Mitchell

Police Officer

Hilary Pingle

Mother at Party

Diana Gitelman

Jogger

Rich Fulcher

Luther the Hobo

Miriam Tolan

Maude

Stephanie Allynne

Sarah

Natasha Leggero

Stand Up Teacher

David Barton Harris

Man on Street

Leslie Jones

Stand Up Student

Amanda Carlin

Coma Patient's Wife

Rebecca Delgado Smith

Hostess

Tom Fitzpatrick

Coma Patient

Owen Hochfeld

Chalupa Batman

Mark Gagliardi

Bakery Employee

Taryn Southern

Taco's Sober Girl

Heidi Niedermeyer

Bookish Girl

Nick Blazy

Young Andre

Christian Boyd

Young Taco

Samuel Zachary Primack

Young Kevin

Tate Richard

Young Pete

Jessica Chaffin

Mrs. Shapiro

Carlease Burke

Nurse

Matt Price

Jeremy

Greg Jennings

Greg Jennings

J.P. Manoux

Donald

Jim Garrity

Ruxin Traffic Cop

Jonah Ray

Gus

Erin Heatherton

Coach Crowley

Ali Larter

Georgia Thompson

Andy Buckley

Tony Thompson

Eric Pumphrey

Men's Boutique Worker

Elaine Carroll

Credit Card Lady

Dale Waddington

Screaming Lady

Nicole Marie White

Taco's Mistress

Vernon Davis

Vernon Davis

Richard Fancy

Rabbi Kirschenblatt

Marianne Chambers

Nurse

Bobette Jamison-Harrison

Choir Singer #1

Alfie Silas

Choir Singer #2

Alexandra Brown

Choir Singer #3

Oren Waters

Choir Singer #4

Stephen Holland

Lawyer

Adam Jackson

Choir Singer #5

Lamont Vanhook

Choir Singer #6

Lanette Fugit Hannah

Banquet Attendee

Matthew Berry

Matthew Berry

Cort McCown

Pit Boss Joe

Kristen Bitting

Draft King Girl (uncredited)

Jay Cutler

Jay Cutler