Los Goldberg

Sean Giambrone

Adam Goldberg

Wendi McLendon-Covey

Beverly Goldberg

Troy Gentile

Barry Goldberg

Hayley Orrantia

Erica Goldberg

Patton Oswalt

Adam Goldberg (voice) / Narrator (voice)

Jeff Garlin

Murray Goldberg

George Segal

Albert 'Pops' Solomon

Sam Lerner

Geoff Schwartz

AJ Michalka

Lainey Lewis

Virginia Gardner

Lexy Bloom

Kenny Ridwan

Dave Kim

Noah Munck

'Naked' Rob Smith

Matt Bush

Andy Cogan

Sean Marquette

Johnny Atkins

Shayne Topp

Matt Bradley

Bryan Callen

Coach Meller / Coach Mellor

Alex Jennings

Carla / Carla Natali

Stephanie Katherine Grant

Emmy Mirsky

Jennifer Irwin

Virginia Kramp / Virginia Kremp

Stephen Tobolowsky

Principal Ball

Natalie Alyn Lind

Dana Caldwell

Nate Hartley

Dan / Dan Morse

David Koechner

Bill Lewis

Tim Meadows

John Glascott / Mr. Glascott

Mindy Sterling

Linda Schwartz

Zayne Emory

JC Spink

Jacob Hopkins

Chad Kremp

Alison Rich

Erica Valley

Niko Guardado

Ruben Amaro Jr.

Stephanie Courtney

Essie Karp

Cedric Yarbrough

Vic

Zach Callison

Brian Corbett

Ana Gasteyer

Miss Cinoman / Susan Cinoman

Sadie Stanley

Brea Bee

Dan Fogler

Marvin Goldberg

Sam Kindseth

Dave Sirota / David Sirota

Quincy Fouse

Taz Money

Dan Bakkedahl

Mr. Woodburn

Rowan Blanchard

Jackie Geary

Jackson Odell

Ari Caldwell

Bill Goldberg

Coach Nick

Ken Lerner

Lou Schwartz

Allie Grant

Evelyn Silver

Ben Zelevansky

Dale

Troy Winbush

Officer Puchinski

Rob Huebel

John Calabasas

Judd Hirsch

Ben 'Pop-Pop' Goldberg

Alexis G. Zall

Jackie Geary

Augie Isaac

Matthew Schernecke

Isabella Gómez

Carmen

Mason Cook

Tyler Stansfield

Steve Guttenberg

Dr Katman / Dr. Katman

Karan Soni

Randy Mescunda / Srini / Srinivas Bollimpalli

Jackie Radinsky

Sergei / Sergei Tarbokomous

Micki van Reingold

Ryan

Theodore Barnes

Brian Walls

Nathan Gamble

Garry Ball

Kelli Berglund

Ren

Richard Kind

Formica Michael Mikowitz

Tyler Stokes

Drew Kremp

Beth Triffon

Joanne Schwartz

David Hornsby

Kyle / Kyle Schnitz

Jackie Geary

Lynn Geary / Mrs. Geary / Self

Joshua Carlon

Michael C. Levy

Tanner Buchanan

Evan Turner

Kathryn Leigh Scott

Miriam

Barbara Alyn Woods

Mrs. Caldwell

Dustin Ybarra

Nitrous

Cooper Roth

JC Spink

Heather Moiseve

Jane Bales / Kerri Doherty

Suzy Nakamura

Dave Kim's Mom / Mrs. Kim

Clancy Brown

Mr. Crosby

Lew Schneider

Announcer / News Anchor / News Reporter

Stephen Guarino

Administrator Dean / Joseph Lynch

Anthony Michael Hall

Mr. Perott / Security Guard

Jessica St. Clair

Dolores

Sabina Nogic

MTV pool party guest / Student

Charlie DePew

Anthony Balsamo

Stephen Jared

Dana's Dad

Brec Bassinger

Zoe McIntosh

Carrie Wampler

Ren

Steve Berg

Joe / Mailman

R.D. Robb

Paul Sirochman / Paul Sirochman (as RD Robb)

Parvesh Cheena

Andy Cesunda

David Bloom

Michael Z. Levy

Celesta DeAstis

Mitzi

Billy Malone

Security Guard

Shannon McClung

College Recruiter / Matt

Meghan Deanna Smith

Debate Club Student / High School Student

Michael Rubenstone

Mr. Burkhart / Teacher

Michaela Watkins

Miss Taraborelli

Beverly Goldberg

Beverly Goldberg / Self

Scott Adsit

Vinny Geary

Lynette DuPree

Doris McRiggle / Lunch Lady

Sarah Kaufmann

Cheerleader / Sydney

Anna Grace Barlow

Lisa Levine

Erinn Hayes

Jane Bales

Froy Gutierrez

Handsome Ben

Kevin Heffernan

Doc

Sloane Morgan Siegel

Jessie Wudders

Ricardo Hurtado

Brian McMahon

Ali Ghandour

Dumb Doug

Matt Cornett

Andrew Gallery

Brian Baumgartner

Larry / Mr. Schernecke

Jonathan Schmock

Amdee Zukkunda / Michael Locati

Oliver Cooper

Other Adam

Brea Bee

Mrs. Vanica / Vicki Bee

Annie Mebane

Kelly-Ann E. Mebbins / Wilhelmina Bannica

Lily Donoghue

Jamie Weisman

Morgan McVey

Debbie Gordon / Kim

Karen Gonzalez

Saleswoman

Alex Meneses

Sophia

Rhoda Baldwin

Lorraine

David L. King

Announcer

Renée Percy

Sandra

Rogelio T. Ramos

Waiter

Brian Huskey

Andy Secunda

Dawson Fletcher

Derek

Xihuaru Kilcher

Kevin

Matthew Jones

Cop

Daniel Nguyen

Buddy

Tom Cavanagh

Charles Kremp

Mike Grief

Pastry Baker

Rizwan Manji

Donald

Laurie Francene Kinzer

Hockey Mom

Casey Simpson

Dougie

Annie Mumolo

Betsy Rubenstone

Martin Starr

Andre

Parker Harris

Michael Rubenstone

Peter Ngo

Arnie

Charlie Hulse

Student

Justene Alpert

Sorority Girl

Austin Lyon

Frat Guy

Kate Hess

S.A.T. Proctor

Joshua Lassman

Steve Schmitz

Sean Conroy

SkyCap

Bella Dayne

Fanny

Johnny Martini

Germantown Wrestier

Terrell Lee

Guy Pawn / Pawn Shop Guy

Joey Luthman

Roger McFadden

James Garlin

Mini Murray / Young Murray

Andrew Secunda

Alex Farnow / Mr. MacCullogh

Erik Weiner

Marc Birek / Sheriff

Nick Swardson

Rick Lancer

Shelly Kurtz

Itzel

Eric Goldberg

Self

Grégory Louis

Uncle Louie

Kelly Chambers

Freddy Hands #2 / Geoffrey the Giraffe

Matthew Rocheleau

Terry / Wagoneer Driver

Daniel Spink

Cop / Officer Andrew Gallery

Thomas Kasp

Bradley Gooper

Chad Kremp

Charles Kremp

Morgan Beck

Cowboy Josh / Reporter Josh

Christopher Avila

Neil Raji Mitra

Stephnie Weir

Karen English

Leslie Grossman

Jane Bales

Langan Kingsley

Jamie the Ticket Taker / Ticket Lady

Chris Parnell

Harrison Whitby

Artemis Pebdani

Helen

Mark Bloom

Proud Father

Phoenix Cirillo

Trick or Treater in ALF costume (uncredited)

Jay Hunter

Manly Firefighter

J.C. Spink

Joe the Bus Driver

Jim Titus

Bartender

Tina Grimm

Tailgater

Luke Benward

Bruce

Austin Filson

Scott Kremp

J. Anthony Pena

Security Guard

Mark Bloom

Proud Father

Gabriela Quezada Bloomgarden

Rosa

Robert Englund

Freddy Krueger

Brian Sounalath

Josh Millstein-Chang

David Leisure

Captain Roger

Jim Cashman

Dan

Michelle Noh

Rachel

Michael Woodley

Security Personnel

Óscar Núñez

Ted

Greer Grammer

Mandy

Ethan Jones

Young Chad

Rick Springfield

Gary Globberman

Cassandra Peterson

Elvira

Hulk Hogan

Hulk Hogan

Lea Thompson

Fran

Miranda Cosgrove

Elana Reid

Martin Kove

Master John

Mike Leffingwell

Mr. Leffler

Maxwele D'Angelo

Waiter

Ron Funches

Froy

Matt Bush

Andy Cogan

Ilan Mitchell-Smith

Mr. Connelly

Keana Marie

Liz

Clint Carmichael

Golfer

Todd Fasen

Doug B. Topplin

Gareth Reynolds

Onna Kone

John Eddins

Security Guard

Nancy Friedrich

Ren Bans

Bon Ogle

Hippie

Susie Essman

Edie Robb

Eddie Pepitone

Tony the Deli Guy

Chad L. Coleman

Leon Scmion

Brock Brenner

William Vanica

Derek Miller

Mann D. Mecunda

Solomon Stewart

Young Adam

Jackie Sandler

Elaine

Griffin Freeman

Nate Plecunda

Jerry Minor

Professor Dixon

Richard King

Formica Michael Mikowitz

Garrett Bales

Van D. Schmikunda

Jessica McKenna

Waiter

Stacey Bender

Movie Goer

Shawn Crosby

Obi-Shawn

Hayden Michael Cruz Haas

Adam (9 years old)

Thomas Lennon

Tautaun Todd

Johnny Martini

Germantown Wrestier

Torrey Vogel

Wrestling Opponent

Jimmy Bellinger

Gustav

Paul McKinney

Reporter

Keith Pillow

Principal Matthews

Tara-Nicole Azarian

High School Student

Tyler Vosburg

Basketball Player

David Spade

Gus

Mike Hagerty

Terence

Tom Williamson

Dwayne Martin

Jonny Yoku

High School Student - Laser Show Viewer

Maddy Caddell

Denise

Brice Fisher

Dante

Madison Hu

Debbie

Samantha Hamilton

Skater Kid

Michael Keyes

Annoyed Spectator

Bruce M. Stockert

Spectator

Iris Braydon

Janice DiMarco

Gillian Vigman

Louise Rubin

Brittany Underwood

Jill Rubin

Lee Wesley

Teacher

Deirdre Devlin

Newscaster

Nicholas Massouh

Homeowner

Sean Samuels

Instructor

Marcus Toji

Waiter

Jeanne Carr

Waitress

Paul Sorvino

Ben 'Pop Pop' Goldberg

Dylan Thiffault

Model

Michael Busch

Gabe

Lee Simpson

Hauler

Alissa Latow

Hot Cheerleader

Darsan Solomon

Usher

Kim Delgado

Man

Pam Trotter

Woman

Bob Glouberman

Father

Andy Stokan

Usher

Kristen Rozanski

Concert Goer #1

The Hooters

Themselves

Tony Rodriguez

Concert Goer #2

Mike Quick

Ike Fast

Merrill Reese

Mr. Merryll

Barry Goldberg

Self

Drew Kremp

Self

Don Smolenski

Self

Howie Roseman

Self

Geoff Schwartz

Self

Andy Cogan

Self

Rob Smith

Self

Matt Bradley

Self

Alan Gray

Crusty Old Man

Stephen D'Angelo

Jersey Bro

Rick Mellor

Self

Heidi Hayward

Jazzercise Instructor

Phil Tyler

Officer Dan

Emily McCoy

Serry Mirsky

Poppie Harris

Dance Instructor

Eric B.

Manager

Angelo Cataldi

Angelo Cataldi

Rick Moranis

Dark Helmet (voice)

Marques Ray

Dealer

Tedra Millan

Zipperhead Cashier

Aislinn Brooke Plair

Singing Girl #1

Elizabeth Tovey

Singing Girl #2

Mariam Tovey

Singing Girl #3

Ericka Atwell

Freddy Hands #4

Leif Tilden

Freddy Hands #1

Sucklord

Morgan The Toy Clerk

Eric Edelstein

Mechanic

James Kirkland

Levy Basilone

Jon Bailey

'80s Epic Voice Guy

Jon Lovitz

Jimmie Moore

Shanna Moakler

Flight Attendant #3

Shane Yoon

Bro

Charles Barkley

Coach Green

Chase Mangum

Psycho Mikowitz

Clinton Jackson

Umpire

Maurin Mwombela

Josh Millstein-Chang

Luke Eisner

Evan Dando

Evan Dando

Joey Wawa

Pat Finn

Kormy

Chip Chinery

Bruce Kaczander

Kirk Fox

Tall Jake

David Bowe

Scoot

Michael C. Levy

Self

David Sirota

Self

Joey Slotnick

Gleb

Marissa Jaret Winokur

Eileen Leffler

Court Young

Cashier

Steve Hytner

Eddie

Dan Mintz

Mr. Goulding

Ashlee Füss

Tiffany

Mollee Gray

Chloe

Duane R. Shepard Sr.

Maintenance Guy

Barak Hardley

Jeopardy Producer

Charlie Sheen

Garth Volbeck

Jeff Witzke

Maitre D

Steele Gagnon

Little Kid

Logan Watt

Band Geek

Kelli Erdmann

Dancer

Diedrich Bader

Lou

Larry Joe Campbell

Paul

Austin Kane

Lou Jr.

David Terrell

Bouncer

Mike Park

Sam Goody Guy

Mike Rock

Mr. Sirota

Ross Mackenzie

Chuck

David Douglas

Customer

Harrison Thomas Boxley

Psycho Mikowitz

Kiva Jump

Gail Kaufman

Alex Long

Opponent #1

Carlos Arellano

Pit Boss

Dean Cudworth

Dealer

Mike Gray

Lyle

Bret Green

Kyle

Jim Cody Williams

Bearded Guy

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris (voice)

Layla Mohammadi

Student

Brent Bradshaw

Ring Salesman

Christie Brinkley

Aleah Welsh

Dana Barron

Security Guard #2

Patrick Daniel

Russ McGinley

Nick Alvarez

Larry

Matthew Gold

Gary Silverberg

Kirstie Alley

Janice Bartlett

Rhea Perlman

Margot Letien

John Ratzenberger

Digby Yates

George Wendt

Ned Frank

Tim Matheson

Eric

James Widdoes

Robert

Mason Dye

Rick Kentwood

Kevin Paul

Beta Zeta Brother

Brandon Ruiter

Omega Psi Brother

Marcus Eckert

Jimmy Flannigan

David Haack

Guitar Guy

Jordyn Lucas

Asha Green

Barry Bostwick

Professor Majors

Carlos Colón Jr.

Spur Wielding, Esq.

Steve Olson

Dr. Jiff Moseley, PhD

Jay Sincere

Security Guy

Melissa Joan Hart

Flight Attendant

Gregor Manns

Mingo Chicelino

Matt Peters

Gus Van Noy

Soma Mitra

Professor

Tommy Lee

Professor Lee

Katie Campbell

Field Hockey Girl

Eric Wright

Male Student #1

Andrew Lutheran

Male Student #2

Cameron J. Armstrong

Boy Band Member

Israel Lacy

Boy Band Member

Jordan Rogers

Boy Band Member

Adam Michael Wilson

Boy Band Member

Anissa Borrego

Hostess

LaNisa Renee Frederick

Lady in Line

Matthew Gilmore

Jansen McChuckles

Rob James

Police Officer

Harrison Leahy

Fred Schminn

Chip O'Neil

Neighbor

Jon Sklaroff

Professor Ron Isaacson

Carter Glascock

Dylan Butt

Eva La Dare

Ellen Stone

Jaclyn Jasgur

Emily Wasserstein

Jordan Leer

Augie Lentil

Melvin Diggs

ROTC Guy

Landon Taylor Klotz

Kevin The Human Tuba

Jett Wilder

Punk Rocker

Madeline McKenzie

Opera Singer

Elise Metcalf

Girl on Stage

Arnie Pantoja

Store Manager

Sonya Wallace

Lunch Lady

Ally Young Price

Audience Member

Dot-Marie Jones

Sister Mary Theresa

Will Brunson

Tow Truck Driver

Michael Hitchcock

Lon MacDowell

Arden Myrin

Donatella Mortifoglio

Eddie Aguirre

Mr. Ferguson

Kurt Doss

Drunk Dude

Anna Garcia

Honeymoon Wife

Willie Macc

Club DJ

Shala White

Mrs. Ferguson

John Oates

John the Janitor

Jeremiah Miller

Joe Garber

Jason Kravits

Dr. Mittleman

Sydney Bell

Broken Arm Girl

Liana Ramirez

Cheerleader

Jack Herndon

Anton P. Bishop

Luke Barbato Smith

8 Year-Old Adam

Keith L. Williams

Kermit

Parker Lewis

Alf

Alex Berg

Officer Ike Richman

Tara Bianco

Debbie

Jackie Preciado

Aliza

Marlon Young

Captain Wallace

Connor Weil

Steve Kremp

Christopher Boyer

Ben Franklin Dude

Matthew Glen Johnson

Adam Abel

Benjamin Bauman

Zane the Double Dare Producer

Amy Gross

Ellen the Double Dare Producer

Mia Kaplan

Amy

Winston Story

Airline Employee

"Weird Al" Yankovic

Self

Lance Krall

Richard Biggens

Jared Sandler

DJ

Emerson Brooks

Doug Fell

AlexAnn Hopkins

Overa Kone

Makenna James

'New' Dana

Cayla Brady

Lisa

Ann Reilly

Nancy Cronin

Adhir Kalyan

Dodd Wembley

Najee Muhammad

Clive McKnudsen

Aaron Coleman

Officiant

Joaquin Garay III

Deli Guy

Deep Rai

Wawa Clerk

Brandee Steger

Store Manager

Mona Mira

Jenny

Dan Sachoff

Bingo Caller

Haneefah Wood

Professor Wilma Howell

Paul Scheer

Garrison Whitby

June Diane Raphael

Pamela

Hardy Awadjie

Bank Teller

Gary Ballard

Milton

Brittany Bardwell

Becca

Archana Rajan

Maria the Ticket Taker

Brandon Raman

Trigg Von Dickerson

Alfonso Caballero

Brett

Anirudh Pisharody

AJ

Samantha Cardona

Freshman Mom

Jessica Elaina Eason

Ms. Rodriguez

Jessie Hendricks

Mrs. Ferguson

Jen Eldridge

Gertie Farming

Nick Pupo

Clerk

Anjani Joshi

Andrea

Katherine Hughes

Jean Jacobs

Nancy Glass

Self

Willie Earl Jr.

Karaoke Host

Steve Trzaska

Attendant

Kat Purgal

Deb the Saleswoman

Korey Simeone

Plumber Rick

Brooks Brantly

Randy

Lauri Hendler

Francine Ham

Sean Sekino

RA

Cameron Fuller

Heath

Percy Rustomji

Realtor

Kaitlyn Tanimoto

Coffee Shop Employee

Kimiko Glenn

Lauren

Tony Rodriguez

Concert Goer #2

Chad Hartigan

Newscaster