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Huge thank you to Durrani Bros for helping out with the music, as per usual, killing the game!
Hi! My name is Lilly and I make funny videos every Monday and Thursday. I rant, create sketches and sometimes even dress up as my parents! Most importantly, I smile a lot and want to make you feel happy. Subscribe!
-- MORE HAPPINESS AWAITS --
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Ryan Higa tagged me in his new Roast Yourself Challenge and I humbly accept! Check out this diss track I made against myself. And to be honest, I could have made it an hour long lolz. Enjoy xo
---LYRICS---
wuddup everyone, its ur girl superwoman
in the kitchen, a plate of roasted lilies what I'm cooking
im a loud brown girl who’s pretty ratchet looking
and if it wasn’t for diversity, i wouldn’t get no bookings
I play all of my characters because i have no friends
n im never looking sexy so my videos never trend
n when I wipe my beard off, theres always still a strip
that aint no make up, i need to wax my upper lip
I shave in the morning, by lunch it grows back
jump cuts in my edits, make up for what i lack
i say that im a rapper but i only have two tracks
my hair is so long it gets stuck in my butt crack
I’m always saying eff because I'm so scared of cursing
how girls do this n that, then I make a boy version
all these dating topics are a big diversion
so you don’t notice I'm a big old virgin
You can find my face on billboards and taxi cabs
but I only get views cause YouTube runs my ads
I hate Air Canada so i complain like a child
but I still fly with them because Im getting air miles
My toes are never done, so I can never wear sandals
I wear boys jeans to hide my love handles
in fact, I'm kind of a dude, so understand
when people say, yo are you that boy superman?!
i walk into auditions, get rejected every time
unless they need some promo, then it's my time to shine
then i get a cameo where i only have one line
and im on screen for less time than when I'm in a vine
I am so single because i always scare guys
and my boobs are always sagging, cause i dont know my bra size
im really really awkward if i ever try to be girlie
forever alone, even this beat left early
Thanks for watching and don't forget to keep smiling =D !
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