Two and a Half Men

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

Angus T. Jones

Jake Harper

Marin Hinkle

Judith Harper

Holland Taylor

Evelyn Harper

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Harper

Ashton Kutcher

Walden Schmidt

Melanie Lynskey

Rose

Amber Tamblyn

Jenny

April Bowlby

Kandi

Jennifer Taylor

Chelsea

J.D. Walsh

Gordon / Ted

Brooke D'Orsay

Kate / Robin

Mimi Rogers

Robin Schmidt

Kimberly Williams-Paisley

Gretchen

Martin Mull

Russell

Robert Wagner

Teddy

Ming-Na Wen

Linda

Patton Oswalt

Billy Stanhope

Aly Michalka

Brooke

Katherine LaNasa

Lydia

Robert Clotworthy

Announcer / Gangster #1 / TV Commercial (voice) / TV Commercial Announcer (voice)

Macey Cruthird

Megan

Kris Lyer

Dr. Prajneep

Jenna Elfman

Frankie

Jeri Ryan

Sherri

Vernee Watson-Johnson

Nurse / Nurse Lorna / Nurse Phyllis

Joel Murray

Doug / Nick

Wayne Wilderson

Dad / Roger

Odette Annable

Nicole

Denise Richards

Lisa

Ryan Stiles

Dr. Melnick / Herb Melnick

Nikki Novak

Naomi

Susan Blakely

Angie

Sara Rue

Naomi

Carol Kane

Shelly

Michael Clarke Duncan

Jerome

Juliette Goglia

Joanie

Mikki Padilla

Bridesmaid #1

Sara Erikson

Bethany / Jennifer

Alicia Coppola

Dr. Michelle Talmadge / TC Randall

Kimberly Quinn

Donna

Tricia O'Kelley

Brooke / Shari

Tom Virtue

Minister / Stan

John Pirruccello

Police Helicopter Pilot / Policeman (voice)

Matthew Marsden

Nigel

Georgia Engel

Jean

Brian Stepanek

Arthur

Alem Brhan Sapp

Drill Sergeant / Sergeant

Miley Cyrus

Missi

Steven Krueger

Sean

Jaime Pressly

Tammy

Jeff Probst

Himself

Paula Marshall

Paula

Sandra Purpuro

Cynthia / Mona

Christian Slater

Christian Slater

Jeff Staron

Barista

Judd Nelson

Chris

Gail O'Grady

Mandi

Nick Toth

Football Announcer / TV Narrator

Steven Tyler

Steven Tyler

Brendan Patrick Connor

Clive / Middle-Aged Guy

Judy Greer

Myra

Carrie Reichenbach

Alexis

Coby Ryan McLaughlin

Jeremy

Jud Taylor

Deedee

Jackie Becker

Partygoer

Brandon Claybon

Partygoer #2

Rebecca Olejniczak

Restaurant Patron

Stephanie Brown

Connie

Christopher Jacobs

Dave

James Edson

Stephan

James Edson

Stephan

Glen Walker

TV Announcer

John Mendoza

Sid

Kristin Richardson

Tiffany

Michael Patrick McGill

Officer Smith

Austin Lee Russell

Changpu

Krista Allen

Olivia Peason

Heather Locklear

Laura

Nicole Forester

Camille

Abigail Mavity

Brianna

Eugene Byrd

Lenny

Lucky Vanous

Kevin

Dylan Minnette

Little Charlie

Teri Hatcher

Liz

Bob Morrisey

Dr. Little

Johanna Nicosia

Desiree

Sean Penn

Himself

Chloe Webb

Trudy

Ken Jeong

Male Nurse

Dakin Matthews

Father Shaunassey

Noel Fisher

Freddie

Elena Lyons

Susan

Michael Potter

Henry

Camryn Manheim

Daisy

Suzanne Whang

Anesthesiologist

Dayna Devon

Shopper (uncredited)

Paget Brewster

Jamie

Christine Dunford

Gloria

Kristin Dattilo

Cindy

Amanda Swisten

Darlene

Chris O'Donnell

Bill

Natalie Zea

Colleen

Darryl Sivad

Cab Driver

Allison Janney

Beverly

Janeane Garofalo

Sharon

Kimberly Oja

Betsy

Brooke Shields

Danielle

Kay Panabaker

Sophie

Brian Turk

Mike

Nakia Syvonne

Angel

Tony Tripoli

Philip

Brian Patrick Wade

Sam

Brittney Powell

Clair

Paige Peterson

Hooker

Jon Polito

Mr. Sharipa

Martin Sheen

Harvey

Loren Lester

Emcee

Danielle Bisutti

Vicki

Jennifer Hale

TV Announcer (V.O)

Rib Hillis

Justin

Alicia Witt

Miss Pasternak

Emilio Estevez

Andy

Jodi Lyn O'Keefe

Gail

Candace Kita

Coco

Christina Chambers

Kimberly

Jenn Liu

Gwyneth

Christina Moore

Cynthia

Barry Livingston

Sam

Eddie Van Halen

Himself

Ion Overman

Vicki

Cerina Vincent

Lulu

Helena Mattsson

Ingrid

Sandra McCoy

Tina

Bellamy Young

Diane

Carrie Stevens

Pam

Hayley Erin

Milly

Andrea Savage

Lena

Mike Connors

Hugo

Lisa Jay

Ginger

Josie Davis

Sandy

Enrique Iglesias

Fernando

Orson Bean

Norman

Eve Gordon

Brenda

Rachel Cannon

Nina

Brian George

TV Narrator

Marc Grapey

Stuart

Madison Mason

Tommy Pearson

Eric Allan Kramer

Bill

Mark Chaet

Doctor

George Wyner

Sheldon

Joe Dietl

Mailman Mike

Kristen Miller

Debbie

Natalie Denise Sperl

Janie

Sam Lerner

Andrew

Ski Carr

Gonzales

Thomas F. Wilson

Mike

Stacey Travis

Linda

Lucy Lawless

Pamela

John Valdetero

Phil

Elvis Costello

Elvis Costello

Megan Fox

Prudence

Cloris Leachman

Norma

Jessica Collins

Gloria

Kelly King

Kelly

Iqbal Theba

Don

Andrea Bendewald

Terry Sholander

Holly Meowy

Mitzi

Andy Pessoa

Andy

Catherine McCord

Danielle

Hugh Holub

Man

Lee Garlington

Peggy

Andy Mackenzie

Ronald Wiedermeier

Gracie Maddox

Lilly

Steve Tom

Minister

Jack Plotnick

Mike

Elizabeth Ho

Jasmine

Sab Shimono

Hiroshi

Lamont Thompson

Bruno

Meeghan Holaway

Brenda

James Earl Jones

Himself

Will Sasso

Andrew

June Squibb

Margaret

Matt Roth

Greg

Jackie Debatin

Ginger

Christopher Neiman

Joel

Marco Sanchez

Hector

Richard Kind

Artie

Bridget Flanery

Katie

Yvette Nicole Brown

Mandy

Richard Lewis

Stan

Don Foster

Ken

Steffani Brass

Debbie

Amanda Tosch

Vicki

Jenna Gering

Naomi

Harry Dean Stanton

Himself

Rhyon Nicole Brown

Ashley

Alana de la Garza

Crystal

Susan Sullivan

Dorothy

Ernie Grunwald

Clinician

Brian Thomas Smith

Emmett

Valerie Azlynn

Beth

George Eads

George (uncredited)

Emily Rose

Janine

Jennifer O'Dell

Margaret

Gregg Marx

Announcer

Sun Park

Manicurist

Jon Lovitz

Archie Baldwin

Morgan Fairchild

Donna

Aaron Refvem

Chuck

Marisa Tayui

Sally

Larry Cedar

Policeman #1

Andre Ware

Officer Chamberlan

Katelin Petersen

Katie

Daniel Escobar

Richard

Cristine Rose

Lenore

Byrne Offutt

Paul

Molly Morgan

Megan

Ken Lerner

Dr. Levine

John Stamos

Prospective House Buyer

Matt McKenzie

Gary

Jamie Rose

Sloane Jagov

Tina Morasco

Summer

Amy Farrington

Kathleen

Kate Luyben

Woman

Cheryl White

Ruth

Michael Lowry

Wes Tosterone

Hope Allen

Jenna

Ping Wu

Coroner

Thomas Gibson

Greg

Diora Baird

Wanda

Virginia Williams

Tricia

Aisha Tyler

Allison

Angela Lin

Laura

Malea Rose

Stacy

Rachele Brooke Smith

Tracy

Max Mittelman

Mechaenical Demon (voice)

Alessandra Torresani

Kathy

Lyn Alicia Henderson

Patricia

Angelique Cabral

Shannon

Alexis Krause

Kelly

Stephanie Jacobsen

Penelope

Nicole J. Butler

Mother

Grady Lee Richmond

Elmer

Nicholas Gonzalez

Baker

Katie Stegeman

Malibu Volleyball Player

Taylor Cole

Melanie Laughlin

Joe Manganiello

Alex

Monika Smith

Kiki

Amanda Schull

Alicia

Gary Busey

Gary Busey

Zaid Farid

James

Michael Bailey Smith

Dave

Nicole Steinwedell

Veronica Hastings

Brian Keith Russell

Thomas

Jonathan Banks

Sid

Jane Carr

Sharon

Jim Piddock

Edward

Chuck Lacey

Martin

Michael Medico

Bartender

Travis Van Winkle

Dylan

Sonia Jackson

Andrea

Hira Ambrosino

Kim

Kathy Bates

Charlie Harper

Eddie Shin

Dr. Kim

Caitlin Harris

Lauren

Christina Scherer

Jenny

Abbie Cobb

Gabby

Chase Austin

Slacker #1

Jason Alexander

Dr. Goodman

Ryan Heinke

Slacker #2

Richard Whiten

Sergeant Preston

Brit Morgan

Jill

Chasty Ballesteros

Woman

Bre Blair

Rachel

Dorian Brown Pham

Jennifer

Alex McKenna

Michelle

Jenny Robinson

Alissa

Amanda Walsh

Dawn

Rico E. Anderson

M.P. Searle

Lindsay Price

Whitney

Bradley Snedeker

M.P. Ross

Rebecca Marshall

Susan

Sofia Mattsson

Inga

Madison Riley

Britte

Willie Garson

Dr. Staven

Meredith Giangrande

Girl #1

Charles Malik Whitfield

Police Officer

Elizabeth Bogush

Emily

Elaine Hendrix

Sylvia

Jamie Hill

Nicole

Mikaela Hoover

Morgan

Jelly Howie

Kristen

Kelly Rohrbach

Amber

Scott Bakula

Jerry

Jessica Lundy

Allie

Amanda Detmer

Meghan

George Coe

Victor

Julie Berman

Sarah

Marilu Henner

Linda

Arianna Gomez

Hot Girl at Bar

Hilary Duff

Stacey

Kelly Sry

Henry

Shanti Lowry

Tara / Tanya

Jett Dunlap

Luke

Edie McClurg

Helen

Kimberly Hebert Gregory

Lisa

Jennifer Chang

Colleen

Jennifer Aspen

Stephanie

Molly Stanton

Michaela

Nicole Travolta

Heidi

Tara Perry

Sarah

Marianne Chambers

Kelly Monroe

Camila Greenberg

Leslie

Tiffany Panhilason

Heather

Lynda Carter

Lynda Carter

Madison Dylan

Laurie

Spencer Locke

Jill

Kim Shaw

Maria

Kate Miner

Nadine

Craig Gellis

Mike

Diane Farr

Rachel

Brooke Lyons

Gwen

Austin Rogers

Mark

Marion Ross

Margaret

Skyler Yeast

Attractive Male Swinger

Tim Conway

Tim

Steve Lawrence

Steve

Garry Marshall

Garry

Jonathan Palmer

James

Maria Zyrianova

Sugar

Elle Evans

Cheyenne

David Grant Wright

John

Mila Kunis

Vivian

Blake Bertrand

Kid #1

Ken Davitian

Mr. Mardirosian

Jamie Luner

Tracy

Alex Kapp

Donna

Amy Pietz

Angie

Tammy Tavares

Woman #1

Diedrich Bader

Dirk

Artt Butler

Robot (voice)

Brad Paisley

Derek

Abby Walker

Lady #2

Anna Easteden

Wanda

Anna Graves

Flight Attendant

JJ Snyder

Terry

David Denman

Jack

Desi Lydic

Veronica

Valery M. Ortiz

Tracy

Jim Marshall

Jim

Joey Gaytan

Gang Banger

Debra D. Holt

Overweight Woman

Joseph S. Griffo

Little Person

Jim Lau

Chinese Man

Jamal Duff

James

Tonita Castro

Esmerelda

Nadia Bjorlin

Jill

Liz Vassey

Kate

Krista Kalmus

Shauna

Erinn Hayes

Gretchen

Sara Sanderson

Kendra

Katrina Nelson

Silent Betty

Jim Grollman

Cashier

Rodney J. Hobbs

Locksmith

Jesse Mackey

Larry

Amanda Gallo

Tiffany

Cait Baunoch

Joanne

Bobby Cooper

Himself

Kevin Sorbo

Andy

Julia Campbell

Francine

Diane Delano

Prison Matron

Ralph Cole Jr.

Ricky

Cheyenne Casebier

Jennifer

Maria Tornberg

Theresa

Raymond Ma

Mr. Park

Art Bonilla

Angry Hispanic Man

John Vance

Leon

Kristin Bauer

Laura

Steven Shaw

Reverend Yarnell

Louisette Geiss

Karen

Eddie Gorodetsky

Doug

Zachary Polmanteer

Ernie

Deena Dill

Miss Tuttle

Jacob Urrutia

Luis

Myndy Crist

Wendy

Lisa Arning

Cheryl Ann

Lori Lively

Kathy

Elise Robertson

Second Nurse

Jamie Day

Annette

Terry Rhoads

Dr. Andrew Sperlock

Sam Sheen

Lisa's Daughter

Kelley West

Nancy

Frankie J. Allison

Rodney

Julie Dickens

Montage Beautiful Woman

Ana Alexander

Montage Doctor

Magdalena Holland

Inga

Helen Greenberg

Nurse

David Starzyk

Eric

Daniel Sheldon

Little Alan

Gigi Rice

Christine

Cynthia Preston

Heather

Steve Tom

Minister

Jay Harik

Cab Driver

John O'Brien

Waiter

Ted Garcia

Newscaster

Leyna Nguyen

Anchor

Ren Trella

Natalie

Stephanie Erb

Mrs. Schmidt

Diane Sellers

Ms. Gallagher

Lincoln Kennedy

Mr. Dunlop

Anna Pheil

Tanya

Mark Roberts

Mr. Malinkovich

Bill Rutkoski

Lenny

Wayne Thomas Yorke

Bob

Jennifer Ann Massey

Sheila

Stephanie Reibel

Amy

Rod Britt

Man

Nanci Christopher

Wife

Terry Shusta

Man #2

Susse Budde

Willow

Alitzah

Ellie

Theresa Adams

Dancer #1

Dionne Hudson

Dancer #2

Danielle Lewis

Dancer #3

Irena Violette

Fawn

Mia Kelly

Cindy

Katie Weaver

Marie

John Dewis

Man

Leah Fitzpatrick

Woman

Nectar Rose

Dottie

Jim Meskimen

Gangster #2

Iryna Blokhina

Woman

Brandon Killham

Joey

Julianne Grossman

Mrs. Wiedermeier

Treisa Gary

Nurse Shelby

Rebecca Avery

Pregnant Woman

Melanie Abramoff

Taylor

Bruno Amato

Officer Roberts

Stefan Umstead

Officer Foster

Shane Woodson

Man

Shon Little

Snack Bar Cashier

Daniel Benson

Teenage Boy

Annie Mumolo

Teenage Girl #1

Ashley Edner

Teenage Girl #2

Christopher T. Wood

Arnold

Deprise Brescia

Vanessa

Carly Thomas Smith

Eva

Lauren Rose Lewis

Shannon

Michael Merton

Photographer

Ben Hermes

Detective

Tammy Lauren

Shannon

Bob Rumnock

Minister

Avner Garbi

Tailor

Dale Waddington

Woman

Nadine Ellis

Jeanie

Doug Mitchell

Jim

Nancy Linari

Woman's Voice

Ian 'Blaze' Kelly

Jamal

Bob Rusch

Referee

Jacqueline Lord

Tiffany

Charity Hodges

Amber

Monica Young

Julie

Kurt Scholler

Bailiff

Elijah Michael Lee

Brandon

Richard V. Licata

Councilman Stewart

Jeanine Giovanni

Melina

Alexandra Gold Jourden

Dakota

Lexi Jourden

Dakota

Laura McLauchlin

Charity

Sandra Robinson

Georgia

Kathryn Gordon

Jess

Jamison Haase

Waiter

Anastasia Roark

Pepper

Andrea Bogart

Gretchen

Clint Carmichael

Fred

Alison Shanks

Woman

Henry Dittman

Man

Keena Ferguson

Bridesmaid #2

Jennifer Lee Keyes

Bridesmaid #3

Jen Lilley

Bridesmaid #4

John Burke

Detective Henry Ketchum

Brett Wagner

Prison Cell Mate

Nicole Malgarini

Misty

Hollie Stenson

Destinee

Dan Cole

Clown

Matthew J. Cates

Craig

Clint Culp

William

Nikita Ager

Stephanie

Chet Grissom

Man

Jana Ramsey

Dancer

Sacheen Padilla

Maureen

Shantel Wislawski

Kim

Denise Loveday

Mother

Austin Kane

Toddler

Daya Vaidya

Lucy

Justin Alston

Employee

Bob Levitan

Fireman #1

Jamal Thomas

Fireman #2

Charlie Dell

Minister

Tamara Knausz

Woman #1

Cazzy Golomb

Woman #2

Lillian Adams

Mrs. Freemantle

Annie Potts

Lenore