ALF

Andrea Elson

Lynn Tanner

Anne Schedeen

Kate Tanner

Paul Fusco

ALF (voice)

Benji Gregory

Brian Tanner

Max Wright

Willie Tanner

John LaMotta

Trevor Ochmonek / Trevor Ochmonek (archive footage)

Liz Sheridan

Raquel Ochmonek / Raquel Ochmonek (archive footage) / Raquel Ochmonek (credit only)

Josh Blake

Jake Ochmonek

Anne Meara

Dorothy Halligan / Dorothy Halligan (archive footage)

Andrea Covell

Jody / Jody (archive footage)

Bill Daily

Dr. Lawrence 'Larry' Dykstra

Jim J. Bullock

Neal Tanner

Beverly Archer

Mrs. Byrd

Raye Birk

Lenny Scott / Officer Griswald

Carlos Lacámara

Doug Could

Hal Havins

Officer Gaffney

Elisha Cook Jr.

Uncle Albert / Uncle Albert (archive footage)

Michael Berryman

Rick / Rick (archive footage)

Stephanie Hagen

Sylvia

Francis X. McCarthy

Alien Task Force Officer Darnell Valentine / Alien Task Force Officer Darnell Valentine (archive footage)

Tracey Walter

Gravel Gus / Gravel Gus (archive footage) / Gravel Gus (credit only)

Sam Whipple

Sam / Sam (archive footage) / Sam (credit only)

Mickey Jones

Artie / Artie (archive footage) / Artie (credit only)

Nedra Volz

Cat Woman / Cat Woman (archive footage) / Cat Woman (credit only)

Paul Dooley

Whizzer

Dean Cameron

Robert Sherwood

Alan David Gelman

Delivery Man / Delivery Man (archive footage) / Delivery Man (credit only)

Linda Hoy

Bernice Billings / Bernice Billings (archive footage) / Bernice Billings (credit only)

Anne Ramsey

Ethel Buttonwood

Carl Franklin

Dr. Willoughby

Dorothy Lyman

Maura Norris

Joe Colligan

Alexander

Martin Doyle

Mr. Duncan

Sandy Duncan

Herself

Cleavon Little

George Foley

Logan Ramsey

Vince

Nicole Dubuc

Hannah

Connie Richmond

Nurse #1

Glenn Withrow

Richard

James Brown III

Little Boy

Keri Houlihan

Tiffany

Patricia Ayame Thomson

Nurse #2

Randy Simper

Herb

Nancy Linari

Mary

Robert Alan Beuth

Howard

H. Ray Huff

Sid

Pamella D'Pella

Denise

Fred Goss

Delivery Man

Hilarie Thompson

Betty

Marcia Wallace

Mrs. Lyman

Judy Landers

Brenda

Ricky Paull Goldin

Danny Duckworth

David Ogden Stiers

Flakey Pete

Joyce Brothers

Dr. Joyce Brothers

Tommy Newsom

Himself

Mark Clayman

Randy

David Leisure

Brandon Tartikoff

Lewis Arquette

Ed Billings / Ed Billings (archive footage)

Frederick de Cordova

Himself

Teresa Ganzel

The Matinee Lady (credit only)

Rich Little

Himself (credit only)

Joan Embery

Self

Tim Wade

The Stage Manager / The Stage Manager (credit only)

Eugene Greytak

Pope John Paul II

Ed McMahon

Himself

Norman Lee Harris

Himself / Jeff

Michael Champion

Sgt. Matt Fox

David Knell

Dudley

Robert P. Lieb

Uncle Rocky

Adrienne Hampton

Diana

Shaggy Murphy

Jason

Wendy Oates

Stephanie Taylor

Jessica James

Dorothy

Robert Gallo

Workman

Joseph Maher

Angel Bob

Larry Hankin

Andrew Seminick, Burglar

Judith Marie-Bergan

Marilyn Geiser

Emily Schulman

Girl

Mary Jo Catlett

Mary Jo

Kathleen Freeman

Betty Susla

Randee Heller

Elaine Ochmonek

Casey Kasem

Himself

Bob Denver

Gilligan

David Alan Grier

FBI #1

Dan Gilvezan

Harry

Tim Rossovich

Instructor

Richard Fancy

Colonel Halsey

John McLaughlin

Self

Melissa Francis

Miss Williams

Kurt McKinney

Scott

Alex Henteloff

Mr. Rasmussen

Dan Castellaneta

Steve Michaels

Richard Sanders

Hogarth

Earl Boen

Warren

David Horowitz

Himself

Stanley DeSantis

Minister

Archie Hahn

Bill Loman

Michael Des Barres

Eddie

Jeff Doucette

Scooter

Darwin Joston

Dog-Pound Attendant

Geoffrey Blake

Lizard

Todd Susman

Jim "Jimbo" Hutchinson

Nancy Lenehan

Laverne Litwak

Carla Gugino

Laura

Joe Mays

Ron

Bill Brochtrup

Charlie

Frances Bay

Louise Beaumont

Ted Raimi

Julius

Tara Karsian

Ellen

Allyce Beasley

Margaret

Joe Namath

Joe Namath

Sherman Howard

Officer

Amzie Strickland

Rebecca

Fran Drescher

Roxanne

Timothy Stack

Jim

Brandon Tartikoff

Himself

Russell Johnson

Professor Roy Hinkley

Robert Pine

Father

Jesse D. Goins

Doug

Jed Mills

Dad

Aaron Lustig

Willie #2

Dawn Wells

Mary Ann Summers

Joseph V. Perry

Mr. Polniakoff

Gregory Cooke

Michael

Eric Christmas

Bernie

Molly Hagan

Denise

Carrie Lorraine

Heidi

Meshach Taylor

Addison

Deborah White

Monica

Clyde Kusatsu

Skydiver

Denise Dowse

FBI #4

Mark Blankfield

Eric, Sr.

Larry Poindexter

Sergeant Armstrong

Henry G. Sanders

George

John Pinette

Howie Anderson

Kenneth Tigar

FBI #2

Arthur Rosenberg

Mr. Defoe

Lisle Wilson

Police Officer

Mark Levine

Pizza Delivery Man

Vince McKewin

Stele

Myrna White

Myrna

Bunny Summers

Bunny

Sandy Freeman

Sandy

Thomas Callaway

Animal

Michael Lemon

Nolan

Susan Lavine

Skydiver

Brad Thornton

Skydiver Collins

Robert Costanzo

Tow truck driver Bert

Randy Sutter

Butch

Kristen Taylor Johnson

Alison

Stephen Seigel

Jack Rabbit Courier

Diane Cary

Ms. Wine

Philip Gordon

Luis Mancia

Bill McIntyre

Officer

Mimi Davis-Taylor

Lady

Mitchell Group

Man

Joshua Rudoy

Spencer

Bob Larkin

Customer at garage sale

Pamela McMyler

Customer at garage sale

Phil Rubenstein

Customer at garage sale

Garry Goodrow

Consumer Ed

Douglas Warhit

Exterminator

Alan Hale Jr.

Skipper Jonas Grumby

John Miranda

Brother Ed

Michael Alaimo

Monk

Tom Patchett

Interviewer

Michele Brustin

Self

Al Fann

Workman

Darrow Igus

Ron

Nan McNamara

Secretary to Brandon Tartikoff

Richard Roat

Walter Burke

Melanie Noble

Felicia Burke

Suzanne Hunt

Miss Bartley

Lou Felder

Senator Gil Hossenfeffer

Brian Stokes Mitchell

Congressman Nathan Peal

Lindy Nisbet

Mavis

Richard McKenzie

Nick Susla

Ron Steelman

John

Tony Lober

The Intruder

Tom La Grua

Marshall

Pete Willcox

Aaron King

Rebecca Boone

Andrea

Peter Iacangelo

Lee Frasier

Bill Wiley

Farmer

David Wohl

TV Shrink

Bruno Alexander

Sabato Springs Man

Charles Dougherty

Phil

Parker Whitman

FBI #3

Marcia Firesten

Betsy

Dale Raoul

Rita

Rob Neukirch

Howard

Holly Fields

Joanie

Kevin Bourland

Man

Steve Sweeney

Airline Worker

Fran Bennett

Mrs. Watson

Shirley Prestia

Delores

Wayne Powers

Sid

David Spade

Larry Siotkin

John Apicella

Man

Carl Carlsson

Rudolph the Plate Spinner

Kip Gilman

Llyod Ruben

Edward Edwards

Brian, Sr.

Jack Armstrong

Ben

Phil Leeds

Jack

Doug Ballard

Lieutenant Alden

Lee Ryan

Carl Buck

Robert Gallo

Workman

Jessica James

Dorothy