Hope and Faith

Faith Ford

Hope Shanowski

Kelly Ripa

Faith Fairfield

Ted McGinley

Charley Shanowski

Megan Fox

Sydney Shanowski

Macey Cruthird

Hayley Shanowski

Paulie Litt

Justin Shanowski

Nicole Paggi

Sydney Shanowski

Robert Wagner

Jack Fairfield

Mark Consuelos

Gary 'The Gooch' Gucharez

Brett Murphy

Edwin

Dean Cain

Larry Walker

Susan Sullivan

Nancy Lombard

Rebecca Budig

Brooke Spencer

Wynn Everett

Grace / Tammy

Johnny Galecki

Jay

Deja Kreutzberg

Lindsay

Cameron Mathison

Dillon Smith

Stark Sands

Henry

Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg

Mandi Radnor

Regis Philbin

Hal Halverson

Frank Harts

Keith

Peter Jacobson

Aaron Melville

Sam Murphy

Ian / Tyler Sadwith

Geneva Carr

Kathy

Robert Verdi

Soap net host

Jaclyn Smith

Dr. Anne Osvath

Ian Buchanan

Himself

Eric Braeden

Lance Taylor

Susan Lucci

Jacqueline Karr

Jacob Young

Heath Hamilton

John Callahan

Himself

Finola Hughes

Herself

Susan Flannery

Laura Levisetti

Daryl Edwards

Mr. Tisdale / Tisdale

Heather Fairfield

Heather

Olga Merediz

Gloria

Dan McCabe

Chad / Geeky Guy

Kether Donohue

Madison Melville

Wynonna Judd

Cynthia Melville

John Schwab

Announcer

Jann Ellis

Dental Assistant / Laverne

Jicky Schnee

Betsy

Bobbie Eakes

Herself

Dominic Chianese

Irv Miller

Cheryl Ladd

Mary Jo Johnson Fairfield

Justin Bruening

Jake

Tom Leopold

Mr. Henderson

Fisher Stevens

Nick Spinelli

Jason Butler Harner

Donnie Fuller

Marcia Jean Kurtz

Olga

Michael Gladis

EMT

Tom Arnold

Bob Thompson

James Murtaugh

Edward Shanowski

Nick Lachey

Chris

Jansen Panettiere

Justin Shanowski

Gloria Cromwell

Elderly Woman

Jim Gaffigan

Brad

Gretha Boston

Defense Attorney

Lynda Carter

Summer Kirkland

Alexie Gilmore

Amber

Rue McClanahan

Sylvia

Mimi Rogers

Annie Hannigan

Kene Holliday

Guard

Samrat Chakrabarti

DJ

Carmen Electra

Carmen

Elizabeth Hubbard

Arlene

Kevin Sorbo

Kenny

Marylouise Burke

Nurse Sally

Hal Holbrook

Edward Shanowski

Clint Black

Randy Richter

Carrie Preston

Sally Jones

Judy Kuhn

Colleen

Danny Woodburn

Hank Peterson

Peggy Pope

Mrs. Olsen

Carol Kane

Cornelia Rackett

Andrea Martin

Madame Elizabeth

Tonye Patano

Receptionist

Brian Austin Green

Himself

Molly Cheek

Molly

Dixie Carter

Joyce Shanowski

Devon O'Day

Singer

Roger Clemens

Himself

Peter Hermann

Brent

Kathie Lee Gifford

Marge

Constance Barron

Joyce Shanowski

William Bogert

Principal Simmons

Jonathan Hadary

Tom

Rob Campbell

Ronnie Fuller

Tony Curtis

Morris

Joy Philbin

Joy

Ben Bailey

Eddie Vanderbeek

Nicholas Art

Max

Joe Grifasi

Leo

Jackie Hoffman

Bobbi

Liza Colón-Zayas

Rusti

Chuck Ardezzone

Trainer

Trevor St. John

Kiley

Larry Mitchell

Fred

Beth Curry

Cindy

Dan Ziskie

Funeral Director

Jason Olive

Security Guard

Matthew Wilkas

Pallbearer

Kathryn Joosten

Funeral Guest

John Scurti

John

Val Emmich

James

Saidah Arrika Ekulona

Linda

Trevor Heins

Little Boy

Marisa Redanty

Female Officer

Cristián de la Fuente

Paolo

Michael Bachmann

Fan

Tony Devon

Car Salesman

Laksh Singh

Delivery Guy

Gregor Manns

Passenger

Kelly Coffield Park

Sue Wagner

Jeremy Rabb

Another Dad

Brian Donahue

Santa

Lydia Jordan

Fairy

James Villemaire

Andrew Shanowski

Matthew Lawler

Meeting Chairman

Peter Vack

The Rod

Brooke Johnson

Waitress

Dudley Findlay Jr.

Baliff #3

Patrick Garner

Judge

Adam Kulbersh

Prosecuting Attorney

Charles Techman

Harold

Lisa Masters

Guest #2

Jay Potter

Brooksy

Josh Pais

Harvey Zak

Chris Gethard

Wally

Bill Parks

Office Courier

Keong Sim

Asian Guy

Bonnie Rose

Fatima

Susan Baker

Saleswoman

Dean Alai

Hot Dad

Ed Wheeler

Judge

Danny Burstein

Moderator

Manuel Santiago

Maria's Husband

Teresa Yenque

Maria

Ward Horton

Cute Frat Guy

James Stevenson

Beefy Frat Guy

Pawel Szajda

College Guy

Michael Menger

Man

Will Stiles

Bobby

Shawna Christensen

Girl #2

Will Denton

Brent

Michael Gelman

Hal Jr.

Moet Meira

Carla

Allison McAtee

Candy

Viola Harris

Ruth

Oberon K.A. Adjepong

Policeman

Paul Shaffer

Himself

Madeleine Martin

Ivana Charles

Tuffy Questell

Ed

Robert Bizik

Fashion Show Spectator

Patricia Field

Herself

Max Iles

Bradley

Jennifer Mudge

Debbie

Jared Wilder

Nerd

Tod Engle

Limo Driver

Ylfa Edelstein

Blond Customer

Traci Hovel

Mrs. Jackson

Rob Leo Roy

Hank

Stephen C. Bradbury

Minister

Chance Kelly

Frank

Alisha Davis

TV News Anchor

Dan Domingues

Spanish Reporter

Ramsey Faragallah

Guard

Patrick Noonan

Golfer

Gigi Rice

Trudy

J. Keith van Straaten

Ned Feckler

Haerry Kim

Korean Woman

Michael Benjamin Washington

Angst-Ridden Performer

Erick Avari

Hassan

Kara Jackson

Bar Girl

Danton Stone

Ed

John O'Hurley

Peter

Amir Arison

Phil Hobart

Robert G. McKay

Roy

Rodney Hicks

Perry

Paul de Sousa

Paolo

Kathy Searle

Realtor

Brian Hutchison

Sean

Lisa Datz

Emily

Rick Stear

Mr. Logan

Peter Marx

Harry Hannigan

Bailey Cruthird

Emily

Martin Campetta

Ronald Beeman

Ron Faber

Butler