Alle hassen Chris

Tyler James Williams

Chris

Terry Crews

Julius

Vincent Martella

Greg Wuliger

Tichina Arnold

Rochelle

Imani Hakim

Tonya

Tequan Richmond

Drew

Chris Rock

Narrator (voice)

Jackée Harry

Vanessa

Antonio Fargas

Doc Harris

Paige Hurd

Tasha

Ricky Harris

Malvo

Ernest Lee Thomas

Mr. Omar

Travis T. Flory

Joey Caruso

Jacqueline Mazarella

Ms. Morello

Jeris Poindexter

Kill Moves

Danielle Taddei

Ballet Teacher / Mother / White Girl #1

Anna Diop

Diedra

Myzel Robinson

Fat Mike

Wayne Brady

Louis

Cassandra Braden

Bragging Woman #1 / Teacher

Kevontay Jackson

Jerome

Daniel Samonas

Ernie D

Aris Mendoza

Susan

Tristin Mays

Jenise Huckstable

Earthquake

Michael

Chad S. Taylor

Juggler

James Luca McBride

Bomb Squad Guy

Carl Anthony Nespoli

Basejumper

James DeAngelo

Presenter

Mitchell Abbott

Football Player

Evan Moua

Asian Boy

Cher Brooks

Gorgeous Woman

Joe Gieb

Little Person

Ralph P. Martin

Bus Driver

G.G. Townson

Darlene

Danica Sheridan

Soup Person

Elisa Perry

Teacher

Matthew Willig

Jason

Merdock Malcolm Mercer

Milli-Vanilli Guy

Rodger Arlen

Cop

Andrew John Ferguson

Bully

Destinee Kindle

Talent Show Participant

Ashley Rickards

Girl

Richard Lewis

Kris

Michel Estime

Risky

Mario Joyner

Dr. Williams

Tom Virtue

Doctor with Kidney

Roger Marks

Rabbi

Carla Jimenez

Nurse

Steve Seagren

Old Santa

David St. James

Thomas

Timothy McLaughlin

Tree Salesman

Maliah Hudson

Emily

Jansen Panettiere

Peter

Lloyd Williams

Priest

Malcolm Foster Smith

Black Guy

Pej Vahdat

Doctor with Leg

Cathleen Chin

Doctor with Son

Regina Romain

Worried Woman

Gary Robinson

Kidney Man

Tony Nichols

Leg Man

Rodrick Moore

Hot Wheels Kid

Bennett Kiley Donine

Puppy Kid

Kaleb Cohen

Blind Cohen

Liv Mai

Easy Bake Oven Kid

Andrew Backlund Jr.

Scared Kid

Robert Wuhl

Abe Himmelfarb

Todd Bridges

Monk

DJ Quik

DJ Hilly Hill

Tasia Sherel

Pam

Vince Green

Rapper

Michael Stellman

Magician the Magician

Brock Bradley

Lead Officer

Andrea Johnson

Bragging Woman #2

Gregory Cupoli

Electronic Salesman #1

Cleto Augusto

Electronic Salesman #2

Rappin' Granny

Old Woman

Philip Ursino

Electronics Salesman #2

Cyrina Fiallo

Gigi

Tiara Ashleigh

Video Girl

Eva Marcille

Ms. Crabtree