Ralph Garman

Bobby

DJ

Morgan Donnelly

Announcer

(voice) / 1980s Producer (voice) / Alex Jones (voice) / Announcer (voice) / Bowling Alley Dad (voice) / Cab Driver (voice) / Charles Bronson (voice) / Criminal (voice) / Dog in the Window (voice) / Doug's Father (voice) / Dustin Hoffman (voice) / Father (voice) / Garbageman (voice) / Georgie (voice) / H (voice) / Janitor #1 (voice) / Jeffrey Fecalman (voice) / Jeremy Piven / Masturbator (voice) / Man (voice) / Manager / Scientist / Maitre d' / Guy (voice) / Meg's Boss (voice) / Mobster (voice) / O'Malley (voice) / Paramedic (voice) / Paul Simon / Agent Jenkins / Jeff Foxworthy (voice) / Peter's Customer / Tea Party Member (voice) / Piece of Pizza / Detective (voice) / Police Detective #1 (voice) / Police Officer (voice) / Spa Employee / Rabbi / Guy on Crutches (voice) / Various (voice) / Waiter (voice) / Woodrow Wilson (voice)

(voice) / Bar Patron (voice) / Hazmat Guy (voice) / Police Officer (voice)

Kanoot

Fisto / Rio Blast (voice)

Fistro (voice)

Bud Freewell (voice)

Customer with Eyepatch

John's Dad

Frank Garmin

Mad Brad Woodland

Dan

Reggie

Caleb

Bum

The Wizard (voice)

Old Man Arcane

Self

Captain Jack

Wizard (voice)

Newsman (voice)

Dick-Head / Doc Brown (voice)

Mr. Clark

Truck Driver / Dan (voice)

Police Sargeant

Pirate Jack